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# gifed?
Gif Created on Make A Gif
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# his pipe is either a misshapen brown and yellow snail...
...or a shit with some mustard on it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# It's Plasticine
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# hmm, i would have bet mesolithic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# nsa * m4w * safe pics * nsfw words


click here to save the human race.

another of these. email sent to the original craigslist poster (nsfw words again, but the pic is of a bowl full of delicious caramel) just now - we'll see if he responds.

thanks to boris the spider for directing me to a directory full of big, clean sourcepics.


EDIT: BREAKING NEWS

my email to him included the comic above and this text: "o yeah so kinkee let's go my pussy needs you."

he has now replied, twice.

first reply: "Lol....I just pissed myself laughing"

second reply: "interested? where are u?"

extra creepy bonus points: he has the same first name and first initial of his last name as i do.

time to respond....

further edit: he's VERY eager to come and wax my pussy.

and has sent me a pic.

and wants to meet for coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# hehhhehhhehhehehh
rocking the old school Peanuts I see

and similarly: whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/2009/02/scraper.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# heh, i should contact these people.
my favourite ads of this nature involve the people who want to have utterly anonymous sex. yes, i know it can be great, but insisting that the room be pitch black, that the partners never see one another, the door be left ajar and all the other similar details add up to serial killer invitations in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# ahahaha
craigslist is great
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# it's like riding the bus with a mask on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I thought that was Chatroulette
Well, if you put a mask on and then have a wank while you're using it. And type things like "Are you my mum?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# good heavens, what a remarkable conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# i have yet to exploit that site.
but it has possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# "Hello, are you Amy?"
"No, I'm Greg."

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AMY?"

"What?"

"MURDERER! RAPIST! She's in your fucking basement isn't she? SICKO."

"LOL, you're a freak."

"Look, please, I'm begging you :( Just let her go. I gave her herpes and I think she's pregnant with my downs baby."

*beerlover8371 has logged out*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# MURDERER RAPIST will be my handle there if i ever log on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# i may go for
"she's in my fucking basement, sicko"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# CRAWLSPACE LANDLORD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:31, archived)
# haha
fun times to be had
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I've actually never used chatroulette
chiefly because i don't currently own a mask. i may buy a tony blair mask. if you go on chatroulette in a couple of week's time and find someone having a wank and wearing a tony blair mask and asking you to hold up your cat and make it wave at him... that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# i'll keep an eye out then
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# It'll be a ball
(One shaven, one unshaven.)




(OK. Must sleep. Think there's some lingering jetlag going here.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Haha reading the casual aquantances is funny
Most of them are blokes wanting gay experiences then you get fake ones like this: birmingham.craigslist.co.uk/cas/1651329027.html
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Oooh oooh I should apply for this!
birmingham.craigslist.co.uk/tfr/1643365386.html
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# just make sure
you get this right. MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN.

"1 hard cock shot (including face) - males only of course"

bend over and try and suck yourself off in the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
# You should put an ad up
"Straight on straight gay action, it keeps families together"

and see how many replies you get.

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# good god
i hate to think

by "hate" i of course mean "get excited"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:28, archived)
# THEY ARE ALL MEN SEEKING MEN
What has the world come to!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)
# WE'RE A DYING BREED
Within a decade the world will be full of skinheaded guys seeking other guys with whom to ply their immoral and sinful fornications. And then to post the proof on Flickr. WHAT IS THE WORLD BECOMING?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# gayer than james randi cornholing dumbledore.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:49, archived)
# i may have some pics for you to reply with.
...where's that one of the naked guy with the chainsaw...?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# i demand photos of your waxed pussy
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# this guy just asked for my pic.
so i sent him one, from the chest up, of a very passably fem transsexual.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:44, archived)
# and now he's sent me his.
YOU WILL BE PHOTOSHOPPED, WAXMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
# tempted to post it, tempted to wait....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] seemed like a better idea in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# i bet mark rothko says the same thing.
tangent: i loathe his 'art'. and yes, i have friends who think he's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Ad Reinhardt would win in a fight, though.
 
easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:50, archived)
# francis bacon would eat them all alive.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# FRANCIS BACON EATS YOUR SKIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# LIGHTLY BREADED AND FRIED IN HOT OIL. SORT OF LIKE TEMPURA, BUT IRISH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# not really sure where i stand
i suppose i'd describe it as 'pleasant enough'...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# '...if you need something to hang over the sofa and not offend mum.'
the nicest thing i can say about rothko is that his stuff is flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] An Old Pea
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# pun overload!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# oh well, time for bed
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# G'night Smashie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# hahahaha
so much spang just in one post
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Interesting accent
Are they Ukranium?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# haha that is truly spangworthy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# get ready

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# That is simply the best spang animation on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# i made this for DTH
who i am told should be spanged regularly with a frying pan all day, just in case
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# He is the spangiest b3tan ever
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I enjoyed this thoroghly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# always love a repost in a new thread
 
you could be setting a much better example : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# spang spang spang!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!


Click for bigger (43 kb)
(Shocktactix Because I'm worth it..., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# i never understood the
clean chatlog bit , do the dirty fuckers un-click it and talk dirty?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# It blanks the text part when you connect to someone new.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# There's a clean chatting now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# takes all of the fun out if it, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# what is this interface from?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Chatroulette
The funnest place ever.

b3ta.belm.co.uk/busted

NSFW ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# NSFW?
What if my job is 'porn star'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Oh you'd be ok with this one then
b3ta.belm.co.uk/epic_troll

Not safe for workers not in the porn industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I'm jealous. my tits aren't that perky
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha, these crack me up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCosJNw3Co
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# the place to go
for people who even losers think are losers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Yeah great.
*slow clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Am I too late?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] does Bod count as art?


Click for bigger (154 kb)
(oursoul, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# if he doesn't, he should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha
feck off you orange git, hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# This is the best thing you've ever done, Mu
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Small fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# draw me a supervillain, mu!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I do have a super villain in mind.
He's rather short and weedy, not smash material.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# which means he suffers from little man syndrome
which will make him all the eviller
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# He looks a bit like a missile
Maybe Sidewinder, maybe Stinger. But too orangey for Cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# He has got legs when he wants them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Ahahaha, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# you noes
like the i love nyc logo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I know, it's just wonderfully bizzare.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I saw someone wearing this a couple of years ago, I thought it was very good
www.everyjoe.com/thedailytee/t-shirt-asks-you-to-heart-your-own-city/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# 300dpi and tshirt please :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# This is not a dinosaur :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Sorry Piff :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# You will be
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# ouch
very nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# cuttin a rug!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Ahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Damn those Sith butlers!
They'll serve afternoon tea, but it'll be EVIL tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Busy sabers!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# a love scene
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# love is.....
never having to apologise for forgetting the lube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# it looks like they are saying either
other guy: Anal
Arnie: Poop

or

other guy: I Love
Arnie: Poop
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
#
Acid
Boobies
(tefu, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# chirst, you're right
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# you can get ointment for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Alien Vs Matrix
(JoePesky, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(JoePesky, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# RAAAAHHHH!
(JoePesky, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# good god!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Orginial here: www.b3tards.com/u/f0db5e48d8c1c996e987/picassoorg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# that is a most impressive nasal cavern
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# All the better to.....
you know the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# yes. yes i do.
i'm quite glad i don't have a grandma
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)
# All the better for not giving 50 p in a card each Christmas with...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# is that Danniella Westbrook
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# haha. Excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# haha, love that!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] much better
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# if my missus looked like the one in the original I'd have a lot more porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I didn't say that I had no porn whatsoever
I just said I would have more
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Subscription Filled
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Nicely!
tj: fucking passport service abroad...
"We've only put up the bare minimum of contradictory information on our site and the embassy refuses to take phone calls in relation to passports. However, you can phone out fucking expensive credit-card line for a twenty-minute recorded message that still doesn't answer your question. Further contradictory information can be found on many of the forums where people from the UK have moved to Australia and, if you can find your way through 2.5 x 10^35 threads on "where can I find marmite in Australia!!??eleventy-one!", you will quickly realise that they don't usually know their arse from their elbow.
The fee for this lack of service is 2.5 x that of the normal cost, which we use to fill the gaping void left by budget cuts to the FCO, most of which goes on helping to release UK drug smugglers from Phucked-in-teh-arsse prison in Thailand.
Additionally, the consulate exchange rate bears absolutely no relation to any historical exchange rate between pounds stirling and Australian dollars.
Due to a recent law we got pushed through without attracting attention, if you have followed any of our contradictory advice, this will result in you application being unsuccessful without return or refund of the passport fee of GBP 180.
Many of you have asked about countersignitories on photos. You MUST have one of you passport photos signed by someone who has known you for at least two years in that country, despite you only having lived there for six months. Also, you can just send them in unsigned if you look like your old passport photo. Failure to meet both of these rules results in us keeping your fee, you being deported for lack of a passport and losing your job."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# It's daunting isn't it.
There was a problem with my first application and the Brit Consulate returned it to me. It had me sweating for a while, but they turned it around quickly when I got the corrected forms back to them.
Good luck with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Ta!
It's amazing how the embassy don't want to know you unless you're in prison...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Good, isn't it?
I put my passport through the washing machine and went through the fun of trying to get a replacement in Germany which, I might add, is in the EU and should be about the easiest place in the world to get a replacement UK passport. A few stressful days later and I say fuck it, I'm not going to fucking Duesseldorf and spending a fucking small fortune on the train and then on a passport which costs one and a half times as much for the privilege of getting it in three weeks. So I just get on a plane to Britain anyway and have fun at the border explaining to a border guard that it went through the washing machine.

"You say it went through a washing machine."

"Yes, in the back pocket."

"It looks like it was chewed by a dog."

"No, it went through a washing machine."

"Hmm. You realise that there aren't any security features left on it?"

"Really? I thought it would be OK."

"You can't travel on this."

[Blank look.]

"You need to get a new one."

Border guard then lets me through into Britain.

SAFEST BORDERS IN THE WORLD. On Christmas Eve I was at the passport office getting a replacement. Same money as Duesseldorf except I got it in 4 hours instead of three weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Art + Domo = Excellence
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# *click*
lully work :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# just to tj my own thread
ZOID HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# whoop! whoop! whoop! whoop! whoop! whoop! whoop!
yes, look at me, now zoidberg is the popular one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# oh my yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# WIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# DO WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# he's going to eat that snake!
don't do it, it's poisonous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# yaay domo!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread, When Bob Ross went into that rather dark stage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The filename if you don't get it. Alright everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Filename if you don't get it but do happen to recognise the name of a brand of tobacco :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I remember it.
I'm sure my grandad smoked it. Mind you I'm that old, sometimes I worry that I won't finish a po
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)
# rub your own bloody nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# I would if I had one.
The dog's dead, the woman has fell asleep so I've got nothing left to rub :( . . . Oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# you got that in a london pride?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I've got that day jar view thing right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# even monsters like a coffee now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# That looks remarkably like
the Chewitts Monster!
(The Great British Troll, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# i just had to google that
those adverts were great
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# but that's not barrow-in-furness!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# am i the only one
who tried eating those things with the wrappers still on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# hahahah
you mong
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# i like eating paper
is that so wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# you're not the only one
I ate chewits with the wrappers on, seemed easier than unwrapping them.

Unless of course you ate the outer wrapper as well, in which case no. It's just you.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# not the outer wrapper
i just loved it when the paper was all squished up with the chewity goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I think that counts
as a valid aesthetic reason.

Which is probably better than my pure lazyness reason.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# either that
or i'm a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# i used to eat cake cases
after i'd finished the cake
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# i don't eat them
but i do sometimes chew them to get all the cakey bits off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I used to unwrap them all and make a giant ball
(JoePesky, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# that's a good thing to do, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# ha!
his mum would be so proud.

if she weren't dead, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Fab
could do with some real hawks
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (423 kb)
(Clockwork Assassin crazyade.blogspot.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Swamp Duster
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# real?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Quiet-country-lane to The Danger Zone...
You! You are still dangerous, but you can be my wagon man any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Fixed


And now I have to go and repair the toilet. Laters!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Cubed
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)
# seals
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I see they know their plaice.
...and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Go Feesh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Feesh Bones
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# "full of fish?"
"not entirely."
"then let's fish."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Selfish!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# These should totally be made into greetings cards
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# nice one!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# can i buy them in clintons?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# These can be bought where?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# sadly, its only off deviantart.
sooperdave.deviantart.com/prints/?itemtypeids=19

but theyre decent and if you divide the price they cost by the amount of cards you get it works out at about the amount youd pay in a proper card shop maybe.


when i finally find someone who will design the website i want at a reasonable price and ive got it all going and got a store on it, im hoping to be able to sell them for less.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# what's a reasonable price?
for the website i mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# i dunno, i never paid for one before
i was waiting for people to give me some prices and then i was going to decide if it was reasonable.

you any good at making websites with stylish bits?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# not with flashy bits
but i know a man who can.

if i said £500 what would you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Hmmm
gotta by 25 at a time? ...

Try selling your designs to moonpig
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# you can get 10 for 18.99
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# *Considers*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)
# aye, i bought them because i wanted to see if theyre any good
but it is a bit steep but its only like £2 a card with postage. and theyre TOTALLY AWESOME.

when i start printing them myself/in bulk the price will probs come down but that wont be for a few months if i get my arse in gear.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Arf!
One track mind, the lot of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# of approval.
also: cloned clouds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# lols
i think every cloud in all of my pictures are the same, i just flip them sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# let's hope they don't breed and have mutant cloud offspring.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Talkin' about them tasty fishes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# You blew it up! God damn you all to hell!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Putting the future in perspective !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# :)


(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# That needs some Bobble-Head animation!
I'd put one in my car...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Ah yes!
I bought a friend of mine a bobbing head Freud for his birthday a few years ago, I'm sure it came in handy..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to start somewhere
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# It all adds up just fine now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# ah, pastels.
the medium of choice for artists who have abandoned wax crayons and fear paint.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)

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