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DANGER! EVERYTHING IS FINE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:55, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

*prints, puts up in office*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:55, archived)

the original is pretty sweet too

great look in the dog's eyes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:59, archived)

WARNING

JUST KEEPING YOU SAFE

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:55, archived)

REPLENISH PENIS WATER, CHECK ALIGATOR

www.b3tards.com/u/28cf8609b9571c3cc88b/antisafe.gif

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:58, archived)

haha

hahaha hahahahaha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:59, archived)

I bow to the master

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:00, archived)

i pass the jokes on so that the future may feel this bullshit for generations and to generations to come

everyone on b3ta.com is super funny

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:04, archived)

hahaha !

I gotta get me one of those.

Do you know where I can get replacement fuck hoses ?

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dogfish, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:11, archived)

TOTAL HELL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:58, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:04, archived)

2 CANDLES IN A ROW MEANS SHARING NOW PLAY NICE

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:19, archived)

This must be what it's like to celebrate your birthday at christmas.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:26, archived)

Dido v Annie Lennox in ultimate xmas day oestrogen deathmatch.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:33, archived)

Annie Lennox has a second vagina in her neck

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:49, archived)

Kevin Cotnser's World of Water.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)

he did sick

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:48, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:53, archived)

yarrrrrr, that it be

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dogfish, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:04, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: OPPOSITE SIGNS

Think laterally, and give us alternative versions of classic signs or instructions, using antonyms - like this example. Or this example.

Challenge suggested by Enzyme, inspired by The magic of chutney, and voted for by YOU.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:40, archived)

good morning sir

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:43, archived)

Oh cool

Thanks F

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:44, archived)

Happy B3rthday Dad

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:45, archived)

Cheers :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:45, archived)

happy b3taday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:02, archived)

Cheers

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)

CROSS THE 'NO' OFF OF SIGNS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:46, archived)

do movie posters count as signs?

that could work.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:48, archived)

and b3rthday felicitations to you pan man

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:55, archived)

Thankyou

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:58, archived)

ooh early challenge

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:02, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:31, archived)

ffuhhhhh i dont even want to know what the inside of a voting booth looks like

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:34, archived)

It looks like the smell of rain on a windy beach

but with more dracula

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:35, archived)

i want a new bike dad

this one doesnt fit up my ass the right way

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:40, archived)

How about I just paint it blue and hit you a few times

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:47, archived)

this is about that new sexy vampire craze right?

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:37, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:27, archived)

GIVIN THE DOG A BONE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:47, archived)

there are two bones there already. how many bones does this dog need?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:53, archived)

about three hundred and nineteen.

otherwise they go all floppy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:55, archived)

What happened to Tahkcalb?

I miss him.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:56, archived)

O FUCK MORE CANDLES.

tahkcalb will be back, he gazzed me the other day.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:58, archived)

Oh cool.

Thanks for the love.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:58, archived)

yer welcum. happy day.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:00, archived)

he's off in the wilderness, getting his Walt Whitman on

or the Canadian equivalent..?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:59, archived)

everyone in canada is like walk witman

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:02, archived)

Large, and containing multitudes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:05, archived)

we all like grass.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:06, archived)

go with bill bissett.

he's dreamy.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:02, archived)

im glad i know who this is now

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:27, archived)

he is a good poet and a good person.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)

people need to just get off his back about all those vaginal poop enemas

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:31, archived)

i just realised how close cananda is to america

im really scared

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:32, archived)

You know what they say

keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

That's why Australia is an island

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:35, archived)

i remember hearing the the moon is about the exact size that is would fit right on top of australia

i hope one day it does

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:36, archived)

I'm sure his choice of text is deliberate

but fuck that for a game of soliders, I am not reading it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)

Happy Candle Day Mr Lugosi!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:22, archived)

Cheers Wobbly.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:31, archived)

He sent me a gaz promising that he isn't dead

I'm not convinced.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:27, archived)

GRAVEGAZ.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:28, archived)

is there a proper name for this sort of toy?

I had a wooden cat and a dog when I was small
actually my brother and I had one each, but I forget whose was which

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:01, archived)

we just called them push-ups.

i had a jraf.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)

Broken?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)

woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

i am a dog

a fat fucking dog

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)

why doesn't the dog do big spews

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:25, archived)

DOGORDON IS EVOLVING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:44, archived)

OH FUCK

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:45, archived)

PRESS B

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:46, archived)

well I am fucking sick of the fucking world fucking cup before it fucking even fucking starts mate

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)

i'd rather have a slice of pizza

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:47, archived)

oh man wouldn't we all?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:50, archived)

i want sum!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)

GIVE THE DOG A SLICE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:18, archived)

CHARLTON SHEEN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:22, archived)

Carlos Irwin Estévez

A MAN AMONG MEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:40, archived)

That family being all related and stuff

is the craziest thing ever.

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abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:49, archived)

CATS AND PIZZA.

blog.flickr.net/en/2010/04/14/cats-and-pizza/

CATS AND PIZZA.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:26, archived)

awwww

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:27, archived)

CATS AND PIZZA.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:35, archived)

awwwww

funnily enough, I have seen those pictures before

CUZ I'M THE KINDA GUY WHO LOOKS FOR PICTURES OF CATS AND PIZZA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:48, archived)

CATS AND METH.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:55, archived)

only 512 days 5 hours 37 minutes to go

the alpaca's a nice touch. and the lineout.

and my loathing of the feelers is already reaching crisis proportions

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:53, archived)

ach yes

as if I didn't despise the Feelers enough to begin with they have to play that shithouse cover in every other ad break on all channels
I think I'm going to have to cut down on my hit TV shows, or at the very least mute all the ads.

it's the lineout that inspired this piece, that's from a flyer I received this morning suggesting we ensure our EFTPOS terminal is chip compliant.
Which immediately screamed out to be defaced.
I expect to see much much more unofficial and unavoidably homoerotic rugby graphics in the year ahead

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:52, archived)

i await with trembling anticipation

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:10, archived)

but afghanistan are in it for the first ever time!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)

I really hope they beat the shit out of our team.

OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)

Pakistan are bound to win,

though I have a funny feeling Ireland will do alright this time around.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)

i can't believe there are only two weeks to go!

woohoo!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:01, archived)

LOL

you guys are talking about a different world cup. nerds.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:02, archived)

different to what?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)

the pic's about the rugby cup

i don't think afghanistan qualified for that one

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:04, archived)

are you sure?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:07, archived)

they better be, I already have 677 Afghani on them to go all the fucking way man

although that is only twenty bucks, maybe I'll keep my shirt after all

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:15, archived)

BALLKICKERS UNITE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)

happy candle day!

i hope you get all the shitrags you want.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)

thanks

I should mention that I started a cooking blog the other day

lickedtheplate.blogspot.com/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:06, archived)

glorious

did you actually cook it? aside from the coke it would probably work out.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)

Yes

That last photo is the morning after - it had been cooking for about 10 hours.

It smelled great but I was in no state to eat it so it stayed in my fridge for a week until i threw it out.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:14, archived)

you look pretty fucking crucified in that picture man

FUCKING NAILED MAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:17, archived)

Kamikazee cooking!

An inspiring combination of high blood alcohol and poisonous foods.

If only I had a liver. I would join in the fun.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:23, archived)

hehe

If anyone wants to join the fun, let me know.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:35, archived)

Charlie Harper's Blackout Chilli

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:39, archived)

Sweet and sour mudskipper gelato with chocolate sauce.

(Old dead man's fingers can be used in lieu of mudskippers. )

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)

some of my best flavour combinations have been achieved while hammered

also, some of my worst cooking injuries

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:12, archived)

...but I need to know how it tasted

my interest has been piqued.

Edit: will there be more entries? Will they all be ridiculous drunken concoctions? ...because that would be awesome.

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abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:47, archived)

It was a green curry

You can get them in most thai/malaysian places.

And yes there will be more entries but I can't guarantee that I'll be hammered every time.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)

Yeah,

but not with vodka and soda and superfluous meats...

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abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:54, archived)

Coke is used quite a bit in thai food

Traditionally they'd use lime juice and palm sugar but these days they just splash some coke in there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:09, archived)

For reals?

If so, this is getting a little disappointing. I wished it was something that started off good but then went downhill as more and more drunken flavor epiphanies made their way into the crock pot. That'd be super entertaining. You could even get people to pay for your beer by promising glorious recipes.

If not, well played.

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abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:21, archived)

It's real

sorry about that

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)

funnily enough, i'm making a green curry for dinner tonight

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:04, archived)

From shitrags to fine dining!

Bravo.

And h fucking b day!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)

cnadle day cnanldle day cnandnandlye day

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)

your face looks almost as green as the curry.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:37, archived)

KICK HIM IN ZE FUCKING BALLS MAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)

CANDLES MOTHERFUCKER.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:33, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhahhhhhahhhah that is excellent

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:53, archived)

it's also not chocolate.

_{it's carob.}

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:59, archived)

shitrags!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:32, archived)

WHOA

I hope that is cake

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:25, archived)

it's a cake made of delicious shitrags.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)

I found an Australian band

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALHvcuVa1eU

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:50, archived)

oh fuck yes!

thanks for the tip, got a lot of love for Melbourne.

Obvious Birthday Party influence but that is HARDLY EVER A BAD THING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:09, archived)

shit since they have been going since 2003 and have popped over the ditch several times I really ought to have seen them by now

SHAME ON ME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:11, archived)

who is it?

no youtube access ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:16, archived)

The Stabs.

www.myspace.com/thestabs

I shall be purchasing their (ten song, thirty six minute) album forthwith

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:18, archived)

cool

good finds

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:56, archived)

2003, why the fuck did I not know about this?!

AND I CALL MYSELF AN ANGRY MUSIC NERD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)

hahhahh I just noticed your signature

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pQYGs0ysU

Black Tambourine.. the band, not the Beck song..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:03, archived)

yeah, black tambourine the band

just bought the re-re-issue of their complete recordings. awesome stuff.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:07, archived)

and here's a defunct D.C. outfit I'm only just listening to now

www.archive.org/details/DismembermentPlan

late to the party, as always

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:36, archived)

also good

i was at least vaguely aware of these guys

lots of youtubes out there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOy6IBLt4o

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:08, archived)

slice of my ass

i am fucking sick of the world before it even ends

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d d, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:31, archived)

2GIRLS 1WORLDCUP.

THIS PIC SHOULD BE MADE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:04, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhah I shall propose this to the NZRFU on the morrow

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:47, archived)

meh

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)

Zach Braff?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:41, archived)

Gesundheit!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:46, archived)

akshally, i don't know.

i find hi-res pics of people who appear to enjoy spending time in front of a camera, and i destroy them :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:48, archived)

no, I don't think that's Zach Braff.

he'd never wear a skirt that high.

also, why are those shoes so fucking muddy? did they have to walk through a cow paddock to get to that fucking red carpet?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:51, archived)

It's designer mud

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:05, archived)

cows don't shit mud.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:18, archived)

Biology

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)

Q: what do you like mostest?

A: I like osmosis!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

Bilology.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)

chamistry!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)

NO NO NOO NOO ONO OOOOON!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)

no no

no no no no
no no no no
no no THERE'S NO LIMITS!

aaaannd i'm off to bed.
g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)

'Night, Madam Monkey.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)

*resists urge to get the felt tips out*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

WHY?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)

because i'd get all obsessive about colouring it in

and deciding which colours to use.
plus, i'm going to bed soon.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

It's ok, I did it.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

hahahahaha!

i didn't know they grew on plants!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

Bollock plants

and williweed.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)

Glans Oaks.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)

It's called dickweed

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)

and the lesser-lobed cockfrond, of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)

My friend broke his cockfrond once.

Well, technically his girlfriend broke it.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

i bet that hurt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

In the name of science!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

Science!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)

you're so vein

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)

this board needs more science!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)

FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)

wow, this is everyone on the inside

I bet we all look cool without skin :D :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)

Golgi apparatus?

Endoplasmic reticulosuum?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)

For years I thought that Biology was so called because "bi" means "two"

and biology includes two sciences: zoology and botany. I believe this for years, because I was told so by my mother, who has a PhD in fucking marine zoology! One day, maybe the bitterness will fade, and I'll be able to forgive. Maybe.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)

My mum said oil was made from squashed dinosaur nests.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

You mean it isn't?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)

dinosaurs are NOT real

God put dinosaur bones in the ground to test our faith

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)

No, dinosaurs ARE real!

Mu has proof.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)

I have solved your maze

What do I win?

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)

i misread "finish" as "pinochet"

i need to get back on the booze.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)

Oh, what a good idea.

I am going to go and make a cocktail out of whatever I find in the cupboard under the stairs.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)

you're going to liquidise harry potter?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)

boot polish and a hoover?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)

Dust, spiders and grenadine :(

Off to try the fridge instead

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)

if you're seeing unexpected pinochets

yes you do

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

i've only been off it for three days :(

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

try bovril

it's a kill or cure drink

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)

Shit just got real

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)

Shit ain't never been real.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)

not until now

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)

not in the state I've been in for the last twenty years

lallalllallalalllalalalalalllalalllalalaaaaa

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)

PHYSICS!

Click for bigger (174 kb)

(tommclaughlan, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)

BUS DRIVER, MOVE THAT QUARK

oh hang on wrong show

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)

i'd love to stick that bullhorn up his arse

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

..and also that strangeness & charm while you're at it

....oh!wrong show also:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)

Einstein was not a handsome fellow.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

but he did have a long moustache to pull on

it was yellow

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)

Who called him Al?

(

ClanSoul, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)

haha....I liked the guy(reminded me of Ben Turpin)

not so keen on those bomb things he made though:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

I get this*

*may be lying through my tooth

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

Pfft

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)

I. C. Cubes

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)

Words!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

hahahaha!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)

I am gigglen.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

i read that as massive gauge bosoms

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

I read it as:

Obb lob a lobba lobble.
But then, I'm not a physicist.

(

4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)

no, you're a flowerpot man

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)

\o/

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)

Hahahahaha?

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)

Conan O'Briain

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)

evil Buzz Lightyear!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)

Haha!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)

that's really rather disturbing

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)

HAHAHA

That's distressing.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)

Rather grim indeed !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)

he dun got "Valinized"

you sure quick on t' trigger!

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)

Twixed 'n Tweened

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)

I was about to say "that looks a lot like Dara O'Brian" before my brain caught up with me...

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)

grarr!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)

i like this very much

it's my 3rd b3taday in 3 weeks, i want dragons!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)

Oo, nearly the same time as mine.

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)

yours is the day before mine

so it's easy for me to remember.
do you want dragons too?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)

I'd prefer demons.

I shall draw you a dragon or two. (:

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)

yay!

i can't draw anything at the moment, my computer is being very restrictive* in what it will let me do

*fucking broken

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)

4 days and it's my 7th

nearly a quarter of my life pissed away on here :(

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)

i can think of worse places to waste time

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)

"born in Hull"

most peeps have to get the bus..maybe it was that juggernaut of destiny :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)

My parents weren't daft

my birth certificate says my place of birth is 'Beverley' :)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)

hills, that is

swimming pools, movie stars

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

Thankfully not.

Although our house in Hull faced a rather twee couple whose house was called 'Bel-Air'.

I can vaguely remember moving to Leeds as a kid, and when Leeds is the place to aspire to well, all bets are off.

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)

arf!

although the deep is good.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)

Magical Mystical Dragon

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)

That's mint!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)

Evil Snarf!

woo!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)

This is excellent.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)

Awesome.

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)

this is beautiful

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)

Cor!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:29, archived)

Wow

Snarf got pissed off

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)

Are we meant to take these guys seriously?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

"They all float down here!"

hehe bloody clowns

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

i've said it before and i'll say it again

hate clowns, LOVE that film

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

(

ClanSoul, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)

claaaaaaaan!

look down there for a bollocking ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)

NEVER.

How're you?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)

good

lost another half a stone

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)

YESSS

get in there :D

(

ClanSoul, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)

i just wish they'd do my tummy tuck

it's all loose skin now, i look like i've climbed out of a fat suit and got stuck halfway :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)

Hahaha where's the zip

(

ClanSoul, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)

if i find it, i'll let you know!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)

You'd better ;D

(

ClanSoul, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)

0_0

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

The debate is to be replaced by juggling, falling over, and throwing buckets of confetti at one another.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)

Set'm up over a dunk tank . . . pick the sinker !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)

haha

Simon Weston on the right

(JoePesky, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)

I blew some bubbles (:

Original
Hello b3ta

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)

groovy

now who will give me odds on this picture getting CDC

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

Hahaha

I'm surprised it hasn't already.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

well I ain't doin' it.

/autocomplete

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

I agree.

/autocomplete

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

WHAT A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD PINT OF WARM PISS

/autocomplete

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)

Like Michael Jackson!

(b'dum tish)

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)

alas, that joke has never quite left the back of my mind, either

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

nice!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

Thanks

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

Funny enough the first thing that I noticed was the bubble earring . . . even in the original . . .

nice self bubbliture !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

Haha

thanks :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

Nice

old skool

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

oh yeh u kno me

old skool 2 da max brah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

lamer :)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)

No you.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG MAN?

you're never around, you don't leave messages, you don't tell anyone where you're going! don't you ever stop to think about how many people are worrying about you?
hmmm?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)

No, I hate you all.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)

I DON'T HAVE ONE

come to Leeds

(

ClanSoul, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)

i would, but i'm skint

i'm off to spain next month

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)

That's no excuse.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

i've got 3 birthdays

and a 40th wedding anniversary in the next 5 weeks, i'm saving every penny for presents, alcohol and holiday spends!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)

Three birthdays and a wedding anniversary: the shit sequel featuring Hugh Grant.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

anything featuring hugh grant is shit

richard e. grant, now....

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)

Heheh

(

ClanSoul, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)

"SPICEWORLD" IS THE GREATEST WORK OF ART EVER COMMITTED TO CELLULOID

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

even Lair of the White Worm?

sure, his "acting" hasn't developed one whit since then but as far as English Keanu Reeves go it's alright yeah

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)

(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)

everyone likes a little head

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)

thanks for that

i'm eating :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)

Boogity . . . Boogity . . . Boogity !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)

Giggity giggity

Alright

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)

that's eeeurgh....and also why I like it :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)

The floss is always stickier on the other side !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

mm bogeys

also, the town where I used to live appears to have its own Facebook fan page - I can't stop laughing at the photos

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

The Chronicles of Nairnia.....they could call 'em :)

they sell kebabs so it can't be all bad

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)

It grows in the dark !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)

BeWare

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)

rocket dogs are the future

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

Catch the future . . . it's going fast !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)

dont be telling me to beware

cause i'll tell you where to be!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)

Well . . . I'll beware of where I'll be . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)

haha but can he beat this :D

www.vimeo.com/3662421

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)

WOW Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

That is one fast feesh on a rocket !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)

cat clearly didn't read the sign.....

too busy watching us watching it:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)

The sign was fuzzed out to trick all of you cool hep cats !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)

i like it

woo!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)

Keep on the edge of your seat . . . no cat or cats were harmed in the making of this . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)

KaaaaaaaaaaZooooomBaaaaaaaaaBoooooooom !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)

DOG IS NOT GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)

BUTTFLAP

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)

Rock it, dog!

I just found out that George Clinton(!!!) is playing Glastonbury this year! FUCK YEAH!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

Getcher FUNKON !

♫

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

Wank O'Reilly

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)

hehe...needs more "naughty nanas"

very cool dat:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)

your

Cameron on Thatcher "montage" is quite excellent(ly disturbing)

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)

cheers....I made it---pressed"go",,,,and lol'd

good when that happens innit?:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)

certainly is!

it's been a while!

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)

what if i don't want to wank O'Reilly?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)

You don't have to

if you don't want to.

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)

well, i might

if it wasn't so one-sided

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

one sided?

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

yes

he's getting a wank, all i'm getting is friction burns and a sticky hand

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)

who said

he was a she?

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)

nobody

but i'd still end up with a sticky hand after he'd spluffed all over it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)

Rank O'Willy

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)

it is

he never washes it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

haha

ironic considering the questions over steve jobs' health...

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

Work in progress for new website

cfb - 1280x800 (210k)

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)

your monkeychild-faced moon is a little scary

but apart from that, i like it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)

It has a Half-Hitler moustache

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)

i noticed

this only adds to the scariness

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)

Meet it's father...

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)

heil kitty!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)

Hello Kitty is a recurring symbol of violence

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)

Why is there a Playboy rabbit

on your Hello Kitty Uzi?

Edit:
I see you are a black belt in the art of Ninja Editing!

(The Great British Troll, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)

Playgirl bunny

And I haven't ninja edited anything. Should I? And it's not an Uzi, it's a Floozi.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)

'nings Smash

I like to scare people now and again :)

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)

'nings fella

scary can be good!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)

nom nom nom

he looks like a happy fella

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)

reminds me of Hutch

with that old fella's false teeth in his mouth

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)

YAY! Bunneh!

I very much approve of bunneh with teefs.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)

does this mean you wish to bite people?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)

Only if they're cooked properly.

Otherwise not really.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)

the gristle plays merry hell on your gums

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)

tis actually

a scwurrel. wiv the ears of a bunneh and the teef of a human

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)

It's actually a dog. You're rubbish at animal guessing games.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)

dammit!

i always confuse those two!

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)

never put a dog in rabbit stew(by mistake)

it'll spoil the flavour...Jamie Oliver/blog

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)

what a fine set of chompers

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)

very tenuous...

(pineapple_juice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)

Ha!

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)

i hope you feel ashamed

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)

you naughty person

go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)

That's a very crowded corner nowadays

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)

Oh dear oh dear.

I rissed, then de-rissed in a horrible realisation.

(

chulk607, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

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