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A long time ago, in a boardroom far, far etc...
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TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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that's no pacifism prevention plan
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:01,
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It brought peace to Alderaan
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:43,
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I like
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NeeNoo ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:27,
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Imm3ns3
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raveninferno ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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ha ha - I used to want to be like the Ultimate warrior
I was a knob then and nothing much has changed... also - hair.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:47,
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you could still nip out now and buy a bag of crack and jag up on roids and smack
he's living the dream
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:50,
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I'm not sure I could cope with the awesome power of the roids
tia maria is sometimes too much for me and I get all leery and the cry for 'no reason'
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:54,
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I am an intellectual S(knob).
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raveninferno ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:51,
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A friend of mine told a friend, who told a close associate, who told an extended member of family...
... that it's spelled 'bukkake.' Personally, I have no idea what's going on.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:50,
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meh
I never bothered to check the spelling, i had a feeling it would be a double k.
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raveninferno ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:52,
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Like I implied, for all I know you've got the spelling exactly right.
It's not like I've got a hard drive full of the stuff or anything.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:56,
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It's pronounced "boo cake"
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:20,
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like.. a surprise cake?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:48,
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Ou est le papier?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:41,
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C'est la.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:44,
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Wouldn't wipe my arse with it.
:)
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:44,
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at least theyre wiping their arses on something
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:51,
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*wants*
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:56,
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:08,
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MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:39,
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MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire. ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:20,
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Pearoast
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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:36,
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reposting cunt!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:36,
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bravo sir, v funny
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Fridgy ,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:37,
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Did ttss a picture as he despises the dinosawopusses
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:31,
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Your cat appears to have eaten a Jigglypuff!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:33,
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Dinosawopus
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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:D
I like octopuses they are smart and friendly :)francisoctopus.blogspot.com/
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:56,
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:27,
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tsssnnrrrghhdhn n
call an ambulance
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FIEND ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:36,
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Dis real good picture
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:39,
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This reminds me of
Booth
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:44,
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YAY!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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Smooth Jazzcat.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:47,
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OH, SCRATCH THAT PLANK
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:50,
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right - just because of this I'm off to enjoy a fine Cuban half corona
and another can of special brew
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:49,
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excellent.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:50,
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..
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boro_boy punched a swan on ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:25,
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its not big enough
make it bigger
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FIEND ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:26,
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^this
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:31,
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Running around robbing banks all wacked off on Scooby Snacks!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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that is pretty much their best song
although the guitar and horn hooks in "Fun Lovin' Criminal" are damn catchy
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:43,
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Barry White, saved my life
I very much liked them very much YAY
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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Korean Bodega..it's in my favour :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:55,
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so pingu is the biggest twat,
but most likely to win?!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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Look again
very carefully at where pingu is.
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StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that ,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:17,
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and you're saying that Jeremy Clarkson isn't a twat...?
I thought that was basically all he was, I got the impression he was essentially a being born of twat... and not in the sense that we all are, but actually just twatishness in jeans and a coat.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:45,
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Shit2Fan
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hathat ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:20,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:27,
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The littlest hobo has lost weight,
hasn't he?
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:28,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:07,
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Hahaha!
FUDGECOCKSFUDGECOCKSFUDGECOCKSFUDGECOCKSFUDGECOCKSFUDGECOCKSFUDGECOCKSFUDGECOCKS
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:10,
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if anything
I'd have thought bugs was the fudge packer
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:11,
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indeed! He likes to go en-femme any chence he gets
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:27,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:13,
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fuck yes!
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:14,
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hello bird!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:14,
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Alright bloke!
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:27,
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hahaha! Top!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:16,
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:D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:29,
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LOL
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:07,
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HA;D
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herman:D ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:52,
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:-D
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:13,
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hahahahaha!
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:14,
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Cock season! Pussy season!
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hathat ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:21,
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Haha
I had "cock season", I was trying to think of what the other one would be. You've cracked it!
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eXOBeX ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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ha ha
brought it back to basics
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:23,
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ha ha ha!
This gives me a cornucopium
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:26,
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Reminds me of an ancient pea
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:47,
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Cameron can't go on like this....
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Nev2020 ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:02,
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hahahaha, just watching charlie brooker on channel 4
he showed that B3tans message on camerons facebook, hahahahahah
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:09,
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which message?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:25,
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it was something along the lines of
"i'd never vote for conservatives, you're a first class cunt cameron" i can't remember the b3tans name, i think he's mostly on /talk though.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:27,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:09,
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*votes*
.
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:10,
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*votes*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:15,
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*votes*
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Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear" ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:43,
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Drop the Eee
I would but I'm a spelling twunt: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal
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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:53,
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how about you get a grip of yerself
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:03,
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What?
I would vote narwhal, but can't vote narwhale because I'm a spelling twunt. What's to get a grip on? At least you are producing excellent entertainment, all I'm stuck with is an asocial, hypocritical spelling fetish.
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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on ,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:35,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:12,
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Ken Dodd!
How tickled etc...
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milkybarnick is calming down Boris on ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:24,
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For joe scaramanga :D
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FIEND ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:00,
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Looks like Pikachu
.
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:01,
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button mushroom cock n balls.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:15,
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Smash!
That one pops!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:02,
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doe will be pleased
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:06,
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Perhaps he has a cold.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:08,
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bindun? NSFW
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shamen Geekius Maximus ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:54,
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They call it Big Ben for a reason.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:55,
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hahah
fucking hell
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:56,
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made me think of (and do) this:
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:06,
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hahaha:DD
lol:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:09,
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reminds me of zoidberg
.
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:11,
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it's jimmy durante!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:14,
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hahahaha!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:57,
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I don't see why it would have been...
but at least you linked it
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:57,
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ahhaaaaa
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:00,
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Hahah
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herman:D ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:01,
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cock!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:07,
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it might be safe for work, but I wouldn't stand under it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:28,
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ive started so ill finish
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Chunk Mcfunk ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:46,
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heheheh
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weaver. ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:01,
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This deserves more recognition for its high level of amusement.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:26,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:34,
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dinosaur to building smushing graph
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:35,
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Building smushing you say?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:50,
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RAMPAGE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:51,
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i'm in the mod for a giant comic strip right about now.
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__ ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:51,
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Oldskool
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:53,
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I thought you loved dinos :((
I hate you now
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:29,
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just kidding man, dinosaurs are shit anyway
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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just kidding, I love yer stuff
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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just kidding, you are a cunt
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:36,
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oh noes!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:52,
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educashunal
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:35,
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This increases the awesomeness of maths classes by a factor of 10 gazillion percent
(+/- 1% margin of error)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:37,
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These are wonderful
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:40,
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nice :::D
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herman:D ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:42,
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I wish my teachers were dinosaurs :(
Preferably not the ones that would eat me if I got a question wrong though.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:49,
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Draw something different sometime.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:03,
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I would but the dinosaurs won't let me.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:13,
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Rainbow Bonersauritis.
I have a fever which makes me see everything as a cat or a dog.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:15,
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Than how do you know they're bonersaurs?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:16,
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OHHHH YOU GOT ME.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:18,
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I GOT A FEVER.
I THINK YOU MAY KNOW THE USUAL PRESCRIPTION
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:47,
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YAY SCIENCE IS GOOD
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:41,
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completed!
worked with textures and gradients total about 4 hours and over 80 layers click for full size (433k)
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Paintmash ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:17,
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Nice work!
also: phoar!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:17,
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^This
entirely! With added thigh-rubbing.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:29,
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Nice!
Source? Or all imagination?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:19,
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o i forgot!
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Paintmash ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:21,
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You've actually made her look nicer
More energy in the eyes.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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I think she's rather pretty.
Nice lips.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:32,
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It IS a shame about the razor rash I'll admit.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:33,
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Got rid of the moustache though
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:38,
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I meant under the arm :(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:39,
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That's rather beautifully done
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boris the spider ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:21,
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very nice work :D
:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:22,
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*salutes*
mit japes eye loooooooooooooooool
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:22,
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Very Nice
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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wow
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:35,
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Cor.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:36,
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Wow cool!
:D
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:00,
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I see you covered that bald spot very well
Wonderful!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:38,
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You had my attention at
"one-armed pirate, Jackiey Budden" :)
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AMadDayYes ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:15,
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I think you should've stopped after the fourth frame
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:17,
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I think you're right... it lost it's way as took too long to make
and the bit I liked most (Goody Busters') didn't work on its own
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:26,
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I'm flipping between Sky News and BBC at the moment
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__ ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:40,
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And while we're on the subject, can we please kill the people that invented those animated thingies in the corner advertising shows that aren't on in another week?
and constant messages of what's on the other shit channel
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:43,
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agreed
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:45,
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Think it was Family Guy that mocked those anims quite nicely
Breaking the 4th wall as usual.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:45,
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I need to watch that more
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:00,
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"Next week: Slowly Rotating Black Guy"
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:43,
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Yeah,
that only happens when Clegg is on though
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:48,
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Damn you
I was 20 mins behind thanks to sky live pause. When I flipped over to check the difference I lost those 20 minutes. Kudos for the pic though.
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:07,
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God I hate that shit Sky put all over the screen
unwatchable
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:25,
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Well
I think you've summarised the solution nicely. Thanks for the help.
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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:57,
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Hahaha I was thinking this!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:42,
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Election inspired
Dont trust Jeremy Vine
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ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:31,
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It's all arranged from above
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:39,
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Hey Europe... Probably bindun
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ParrotBoy ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:19,
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oh my god
i can't believe he's signing it.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:24,
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I see you've been buying handsome cream, Europe!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:31,
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Hey Europe, get your finger out of my sister
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:38,
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Planeless skies were nice
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:40,
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Yes
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:03,
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Europe who?
/knock-knock
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:31,
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Yeast extract my arse!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:03,
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Marmite Makes You Free!
It's Kosher too!
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Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:11,
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it could solve the crisis in in the middle east.
but in my opinion it still tastes something i ran over while mowing earlier today. the cat across the road is very close to geting it's head stoved in with a spade.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:27,
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fucking marmite!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:31,
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FUCKING MARMITE!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:32,
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Mr Hitler was a bad man who was very angry with the Jews.
He made them work very hard and sent them all to camps with terrible facilities and no TV. Meanwhile, Mr Hitler decided that he wanted to make Germany bigger. Because Mr Hitler wasn't a very nice person, he thought it would be ok to use some of the land of other countries next door. Austria liked this, and the two countries became friends. Mr Hitler also decided to take some of Checkosolv..Chec...Czecoolsovak...Poland, and sent big tanks and army soldiers with guns. Now, Britain was a good country and was watching the Bad things Mr Hitler was doing. When the tanks got to Poland, Britain was upset and decided to try and stop the tanks going even further. Britain also asked lots of friends all around the world to help stop Mr Hitler. France was there, and Canada. Watching from the outside was lonely, misunderstood Russia. In a surprising move, they sent their tanks into Poland from the other side, and shared it with Germany. Lots of people were upset.... See more Mr Hitler felt that Germany still wasn't big enough. Denmark, France, the Netherlands and most importantly Belgium also had Hitler's tanks sent to them. Germany was getting bigger. Meanwhile, Britain was changing its leader into Winston Churchill. Mr Churchill said he would go to the beach to kill Mr Hitler and stop him being bad. Since France was being rubbish at stopping the tanks, Mr Hitler sent his aeroplanes to attack Britain (Tanks can't easily go across water). Mr Churchill built a lot of "Spitfires" (aeroplanes with good guns and pilots) to shoot down Hitler's planes and won. All these tank and plane fights made the countries tired, and the fighting became slow and had not much progress. Lots of soliders had died but the fighting still went on, basically waiting to see which country ran out of bullets or got too tired first. Germany also got bored of Russia being in Poland as well and decided to try and rid of them, as well as the Jews. On the other side of the World, America was watching all this but was a bit too lazy to join in. Then, Japan (Germany's friend) blew up a lot of their boats. Suddenly, America was interested. They called Britain and decided to come and help kill Mr Hitler and Japan. America sent lots of soldiers and bullets to France which was where a lot of the fighting was happening. I suppose it was a bit like playing a Cup Semi-Final at Wembley instead of a America's home ground. Germany found it too hard to fight against America, Churchill, the Jews and Russia (the "Allies"). Italy, who was on Germany's side until they started losing, joined forces with the allies too. Germany became to tired and dead, and gave up (surrendered). The good team won, and lots of people were happy and there was celebrations and cake. America, to prove the point that they had lots of big guns all along, sent two very very large bombs to destroy a lot of Japan. Japan gave up fighting. Churchill smiled, and smoked a cigar. Well done, Churchill.
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:33,
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Hello Ninjabadger
Have you been reading books again?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:41,
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Yes.
Well...I've had books read to me.
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:43,
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Bonus!
Unless it was by Bixa Muda
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:00,
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WORDS!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:07,
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