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Just did this

its shit

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)

Ah fuck it

I watched someone smoke a Marlboro the other day, I was so fucking jealous. The addiction that never quits.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)

I like getting self-righteous other people's choices too.

It's fun.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)

You smell good too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)

Am I the only person in the World

who doesn't smoke, but actually quite likes the smell? The faint smell mind, not the overpowering fag drenched ashtray smell...

(SquidHead, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)

i know what you mean

it's when you catch a slight waft of it and it smells sweet, not ashy

:D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)

Click for bigger (82 kb)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)

Love it!

(. Y . ), Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)

Nice

Pea:)

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)

Oh fuck, now I really need a cigarette.

It's been a week as well.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)

4 months

And they still look tasty...

(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)

another photo of Adolf Blackadder has been uncovered...

(iamgoingtohell, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)

did anyone ever find...

... the original Adolf Blackadder image that I lost? Someone said they might have had it.

(iamgoingtohell, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)

It was a lookalike.

The real one was never found.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)

Oh wait, not this one then.

www.b3ta.com/board/9383914

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)

naaaahhh

it was one from like three and a half years ago, it was honestly the best photoshop i've ever done.

(iamgoingtohell, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)

Time to move on dude.

Draw a cock on a kettle.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)

I can't move on...

... I'm Benjamin Button, I'm growing backwards.

(iamgoingtohell, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)

Dude, SRSLY

www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/05/20/turtle_kettle1_9G24Z_48.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)

Ahahahahaha, kettle fucking... gonna get burned.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)

Flickr says no.

www.b3ta.com/board/6350416

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)

Hahaha

"Is that a repost?"
hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)

Shada on top form back then.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)

oh man, now i can't find this one either

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weaver., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)

wibble

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6350422

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)

pfff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)

(403 Forbidden)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)

WHAT IS HAPPENED!!!!!?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)

IT'S FORBIDDEN THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)

Someone set up us the bomb.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)

Take off every Zig

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)

Hahaha, the irony... oh the irony!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)

PICTURE: DENIED

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:43, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EDUCATIOONAL POSTERS FOR DOCTORS

2 Can Chunder writes: "I am a GP registrar. Please design educational posters for me to display in the waiting room." Consider it your public duty to do so, and to educate a nation about its health.

This challenge has been voted for by you.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)

YES

a week of TOAP

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)

Compo to complaints in 0.6 seconds.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)

I may post a complaint against next week's in a minute

just to get in nice and early.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)

if i must

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)

suggest a better competition then!

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weaver., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)

this could be interesting

i like the sound of it

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)

i'm all in favour of educatioon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)

STILL WOULD!!....bit o' gonorrhea never did anyone any harm

...well .....'cept for Al Capone

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)

SCORE!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)

oh the haemorrhoids :( ewwwww.

top gnopsing *thumbs up*

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)

YAPYAPYAP

SHITSHITSHIT
YAPYAPYAP

Paris Hilton, a biography.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)

You just got compo'd.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)

Hahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)

FUCK!

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)

there's a cure for that

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)

huh?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)

I know it's been done, but ah well...

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Addyjoe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)

is that frottage cheese?

..runs..

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)

Can't wait for fistage cheese

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)

That is fantastic!

Cheese smut FTW!

*Click*

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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)

Its a bit shit...

Click for bigger (381 kb), and animated

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)

i've just seen madonna on britians got very little talent.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)

that's an impressive and disturbing bulge she's got

not to mention the charlie's angels hairdo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)

*mmmmnk!*

*frantically paws at face*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)

As I've always suspected.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)

Oh fuck!

My eyes!

but what have you done, exactly

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)

i just tagged it

it is RPS isn't it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)

I saw some of that earlier.

Apart from that impressionist, it seems that none of them have any discernible talent at all.

Well, the dancers were good, but fucking terrible choreography.

Oh no you di'n't Sushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)

something about a "birdman" in Cumbria?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)

This made me chuckle :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)

I tought I taw a...........

a cweeping up on me..........

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

Wow, for a minute there I was back at the ambulance bandwagon.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

hahaaha

that was my favouritistist meme ever, anyone still have the source?

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

BRING A AMBER LAMPS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

I remember Cyriak's entry

made it onto the regional news

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)

That the running one?

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)

See beeb link below

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)

yup

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)

I'm a helper!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/click_online/4946120.stm

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)

hahaha!

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)

wouldn't it just be your luck.....

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)

Marvin! Nooooooooooo!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)

arf!

i hate tweety pie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

No more tweets for him!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)

hahaha

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)

Done this for Atomic

Click for bigger (128 kb)

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)

outstanding

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)

cheers brah

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)

mine's on the site now

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)

It's lovely, but what does it say?

/ac

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)

ATZiTiTOE

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)

Youz oldies needta get wif da times.

Proper street, innit blud.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)

If you look at it sideways,

it looks like the lady from the toilet doors is out partying! YEAH!

EDIT: Or giving birth.

EDIT EDIT: to a bunny rabbit.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: With a really fat bottom lip.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

*explodes*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)

Atomico!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)

atomiac

i got some fresh JPEGs I need to unload on y'all...

Click for bigger (41 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

She'll swallow it if she's not careful.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)

Hahaha!

Totally.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

It's a bit later

but holy fecking hell. I've had a funny turn looking at that.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)

Aces, as ever.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)

nice one as per

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)

Oh wow...no way! You're the man! I love this! That blew me away!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)

Oh, very dear

Click for bigger (226 kb)

Runs away

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)

pffffffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)

If I ever meet you in real life,

you will get a swift kick in the shins for that!

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)

Queue starts back there

Back a bit

A bit more

A bit more

Still more

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)

Like that scene on 'Airplane'

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)

Fucking hell

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)

oh no they've modified the van!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)

^this

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)

oh fuck

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)

Haaa! :D

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Rico, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)

you can have a

(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)

this disturbs me slightly

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9337244

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)

*headdesks*

i hope you've lived as long as you want to

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)

Sushi is sexually harassing me through gaz. Has someone told him I'm a nubile young lady again?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)

it's your animal magnetism

those magnetic animals just can't get enough of you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)

Shut up and get back in the cellar you sexy little whore!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)

Fritzel!

That's who you remind me of!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

but you're not sushi's daughter

or are you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

arf!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)

raise

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)

or elevate

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)

but 'higher' is not a verb.

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)

Top class cuntery here

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)

thank you :)

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

Yes it is. I will now prove it by the power of words.

I want to HIGHER a television.

Why don't you go to the the reputable HIGHER shop Rumbelows?

I will.

Hello Mr Rumbelows, can I please HIGHER a television?

THIS IS RADIO RENTALS YOU PRICK!

See? Words!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)

well I'm convinced, sush

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)

I am glad to hear it.

I'm like a slightly more homosexual Stephen Fry innit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

Such a thing is impossible.

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)

Rumbelows!

Yes! I remember those. And Bejams

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

stop spoiling it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)

sorry

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spesh., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)

Gah!

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)

oh you *shakes fist*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)

*looks for 'I Love This' button*

EDIT: you're highered

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)

:o)

P.S. Get back to work on those fab (unshopped, of course) pics of yours

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)

Oh, shi...

ducks

:o)

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)

i want some of these

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)

haha

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)

You better run!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)

evil doll!

at least it's not one of those porcelain fuckers with teeth
*shudders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)

my friends gf had one of those hide and seek type fuckers in her house..

it shit me right up (every time) when I was drunk and going to the toilet

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)

i really hate them

my mate just lent me puppetmaster, doll graveyard and the gingerbread man. i expect to be mildly shit up tonight.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)

have you seen Trick r’ Treat?

trashcinemacollective.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/trick-r-treat-sam.jpg

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

Awesome flick.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)

quite some time ago, yes

i do love trashy horrors :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)

it's an little know classic :)

i feckin' love it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)

have you seen the boneyard?

creepy as hell to start with, but you'll be laughing your tits off by the end!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)

well i like it :D

how did you do it? kind of reminds me of your prints :D

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)

photoshop

4 primary layers, plus some extra white bits. Layer 2 is motion blurred at 90 degrees (up/down) 56 pixels and color adjusted, layer 3 the same, but at a slightly off angle, and layer 3 cut out with the select tool and moved / adjusted slightly. One of those sub layers has a circle cut out over her eye to add focus.

doll.psd
Just don't laugh at my Photoshop 5. It's old, but it means well.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

trying out techniques to stabilise a pasted layer which is transitioning across the screen. Mostly failing ;)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)

match move software

www.digilab.uni-hannover.de/download.html

more to be had here - hope something helps.
www.vfxtalk.com/forum/any-free-matchmoving-software-t5882.html?s=8abbf4ea12e00b6b93132382a3e9c06d&

(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)

Brilliant stuff mate

Just what I need. Thanks

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)

My own powers are too weak to assist.

I'm new to this animated gif lark, meself..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)

You're too modest Cap'n

I love your stuff

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)

I AM IRONBASE

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:12, archived)

Extra crotch protection.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)

hahahaha

love it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)

Great :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)

Woo! :)

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Rico, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)

ngngngngngn

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)

HAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)

Awesome

Shame Iron Man 2 is a bit shite

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)

The best bit was after the end credits..

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)

Oh, you are joking right?

*Goes to youtube to see what I missed
Edit: ahhhh

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)

"The Avengers" movie cometh..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)

By th gods!

i should be getting royalty cheques.

:D

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)

Midgard welcomes careful deities.

Planet-Eaters, not so much..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)

So is that from the Iron Baby video?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)

Aye.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/Iron_Baby:2

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)

woah!!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)

Duck, it's Birdy! Bindun yet?

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)

everybody's heard

the bird is the word

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)

Pffft!

Red wine + monitor = clean spot btw :)

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)

You have no excuses now.

We wanna see your booty!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)

i have no means of photographing my arse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)

although this is a lovely tattoo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)

got a scanner?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)

Pfffft.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)

it's a biohazard sign...

www.decodeunicode.org/en/u+2623/data/glyph/196x196/2623.gif

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)

That's one white arse!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)

yep, that's the bunny

about the same size, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)

a cleverly arranged series of mirrors seems to be in order.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)

nope

tried doing it with my phone, but it just comes out blurry

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)

Yeah, we're only pulling your leg.

I am sure it is wonderful :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)

you never know

i may eventually post a pic of it.
and on that day, mindbleach ahoy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)

On Beyond Zebra letter?

Floob-Boober-Bab-Boober-Bubs!

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tubaman, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)

dr. seuss was messed up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)

Awful news :(

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Rico, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)

it is indeed

I'm only just appreciating how bad it is.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)

I must admit I have a morbid fascination about this story

everyone interviewed said he was a great bloke and he was fine lastnight when they seen him out and about.

I wanna know what made him snap

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)

The press are trying to make out he was a "loner"

But he was a family man ( 2 kids although divorced), a job, and loads of friends

maybe someone asked him to take them south of the river

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)

Too soon for the video release?

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superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:50, archived)

Can't trust those showers equipped with Autowank©

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)

*Wants*

Edit: Why is it so quiet?

Edit2: *Looks out window* Oh yeah it's sunny out!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)

it's fucking gorgeous

tomorrow is going to be hotter. i shall be celebrating this warmth with a spanking new haircut, followed by a full afternoon of sunbathing and eating my mother's lolly ices.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)

I have to keep my tat out the sun for fucks sake!

And my next session is next week! I will no doubt miss Summer all together.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)

mine is itching like fuck

most of the scab is gone, but it's driving me mental. still, at least mine is usually covered up anyway!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)

Pfffft usually.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)

well, at least until 8pm

i know i'm not likely to get visitors after that time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)

We're still waiting for pictures of this tattoo.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)

put your tongue away

i've told you, i haven't got a camera and my mates have no desire to photograph my arse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)

Everyones waiting with paint open so they can be first to enter the new compo.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)

~~paint open~~ a pearoast

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)

I'm going to watch a film

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)

i may watch puppetmaster

cheesy but good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)

is he related to 790?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)

Xev? Xev?

Where are you my love bunny?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)

heheheh

i miss that show

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)

It was awesome!

and Xev was hot! Mind you, I reckon Kai could have turned me after a few beers.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)

ooooooohh, kai

i'd do some very naughty things to him, even with that weird bunwig hair of his

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)

Found this quote on imdb

Kai: My sex organ has not functioned for over two thousand years.
Xev Bellringer: My sex organ has NEVER functioned, so we both have a lot of catching up to do!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)

arf!

did you see the last episode? so sad :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)

I don't think I have.

Last ones I remember watching had Prince/Satan in. I've been looking for another series to watch after Heroes chapter 4.
To the torrentmobile!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)

the last episode is called yo-way-yo

seen it about 4 times so far

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)

Gonna start from episode one

watch them all the way through. Cheers Smash! I'd almost forgotten about Tweedle and co.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)

look out for 3 eps in series 4:the game, trip and yo-way-yo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)

Who takes showers naked?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)

Your wife, I believe.

*puts telescope away hurriedly*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)

hahahhahahah

*clicks hard*

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)

Slippery when wet . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^a}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^a}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^{a^a}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)

what kind of trickery is this /ac

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)

Just a bit of <sup> tagging.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)

w' ^dawg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)

_dawgdawg^{dawg^{dawg^{dawg^{dawg^{dawg^{dawg^dawg}}}}}}

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:32, archived)

hey!

there's a <sub> in there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)

_ooooo^{ooooo^{Scotty don't beam me up I'm having a Poo^ooo}}

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)

hahahahahaha

however I'd love a transporter that could just empty your colon and transport the contents to outer space!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)

They're working on it.

The calibration's a bit off though. Initial trials created goatse.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)

Did you just turn the air conditioning off?

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chulk607, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)

Hahahahaha:D

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:20, archived)

Oh dear.

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Grampa, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)

ChOL :)

she looks like the evil woman from Superman 2 (or was it 3) - Zod's chick

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)

I like this because:

A - I remember on the buses
B - I remember Blake's 7
C - I wanted to do naughty things to Servalan.

therefore this gets a Woo! from me.

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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)

I never watched Blake's 7 when I was young

just as well really, as I would have wanted to do naughty things to her too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)

Yay!

/has hugged Servalan

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)

Man! I missed out on this!

www.google.co.uk/images?q=Servalan

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:34, archived)

pfft

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)

Pfft.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)

melting monkey.

i think he's got that thermal spa turned up too high.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)

Hahaha! Yes!

Awesome!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)

fuck, he's ugly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:34, archived)

Which one?...I've seen better mugs in Germany.

*edit* steins?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:35, archived)

blakey

i quite like steins, my dad used to collect them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)

hahaha:D

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)

The No 72 Liberator

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)

yay! nice one :)

minus 1

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)

Brilliant!

Then bus could be number 7

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)

Twist This !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)

You've broken his sodding back!

Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:15, archived)

Chest spine.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)

Spine chest .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)

Just remember...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)

Goonna have to send it back to the chiroprcator !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)

hahaha

awwwwww

dexter has a gay bed LOLZ

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)

Nice collar too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)

pretty-ahhhhhh

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)

Magic magenta.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)

arf

took me a second ;) v.nicely done fella

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)

And it's deep too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)

Most woo!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:23, archived)

v nice :D

(herman:D, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)

splendid

is it held up with bugger-grips?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:34, archived)

that looked alright for such a last minute effort
(an hour before the newsletter that page was white with 4 different images)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)

HAHA

took a mo!

edit: I take it the pubes are black on black

mus do it right you know!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)

aaaahh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)

GAY!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)

He really was an Ol'Dirty Bastard

*hides*

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)

Oh . . . The Chambers Brothers . . . Time Has Come Today !

ps: I put in a good word for Dexter . . . meow >:":<

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)

cheers bro

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)

You're welcome.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)

Contains no kitties...Fail.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)

Subtle phallus design

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)

Haha, I like it :) *click

Not worth it's own thread

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)

AHAHAHAHA you bad bad man

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FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)

Problem is, he looks like William Hague in a cap.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)

hahaha

nwa-trumpton.ytmnd.com/ NSFW for swears - it's NWA for muther fuckin sake!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)

This is aces :)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)

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