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# For no reason at all! :|
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:49, archived)
# We see that Swallow-No-More-Kittens collar
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:53, archived)
# what a good dog, she is going to clean those dirty, dirty kittens
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 5:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# That'll be the new Curiosity class helicopter.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:26, archived)
# but he's such a nice man
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
# But he tortures people with polkas
*shudder*
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 5:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:12, archived)
# But you ARE on the other side
WOO!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:20, archived)
# reminds me
the heartbreak of chickens without traction *sniff*

(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:36, archived)
# he'll get it goin' sooner or later
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:38, archived)
# get him! he's finger lickin' good.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:39, archived)
# I'll get him -- you lick his fingers
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:42, archived)
# Googles 'Dave Gorman chicken roadrunner hybrid'
*gets link to B3ta interview*
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] pffffffft, saw brian fucking around with a prism earlier....
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 2:41, archived)
# that burning thing was out of control
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha
Quorn employees of the world will be burning effigies now
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 2:17, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhah
 
those followers of Nutmeat, what a crazy bunch
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 5:50, archived)
# Invade Vegitaristan.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:25, archived)
# not sure what this started as now

but it ended up like this..
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Started as a shower cap,
ended as a jellyfish?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# That tingling sensation on the scalp ain't menthol shampoo
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 3:26, archived)
# it's usually the best way
nice jelly
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# if anyone knows what this relates too you get 10342395 points
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Which one of them did the poo?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# awwwww
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:59, archived)
# hah!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Ahhh!
:D
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:08, archived)
# nice work.
*give 10342395 points*

you may trade them for prizes at the prize booth.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)
# woohoo!
I only found it by searching,
the full phrase has no results in google, but it's hard to hear it as anything different. :D
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:16, archived)
# No idea
But I did this... :)
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:06, archived)
# you can have 12 points for that.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:16, archived)
# \o/
Ta muchly :)
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:43, archived)
# hahaha!
Realols
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 7:46, archived)
# ZZ Top split?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Going deeper underground.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# fuck, haven't watched that in years!
and is it just me, or does he look like vincent price?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# But he really doesn't have the lovely voice.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# true, true
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# The film is brilliant......
...the EP is spot on too.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# indeed
i'm just deciding what film to watch tonight
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Very nice
Time for me to hit the sack. And then, once I'm over the pain, I'll go to bed. Night all!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? Surely this has been turned into a nob before!
velvet underpants
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# i'm sure that orange juice would sting a bit
also, warhol is a cunt
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Unexpectedly
I've gradually gained a lot of respect for Warhol.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# i just don't like his stuff at all
he's got more talent than anthony "look, it's another model of my body!" gormley, but not much
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Gormley's done some great stuff.
Admittedly, he could have done with a few less body sculptures.

Which artists do you like, out of interest?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# i'm more a traditionalist
i'm quite fond of turner and constable, plus i love hans holbein's stuff
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
#
I'm more of a Carravaggio man myself. I reckon he'd have been good on a night out, 12 jars, a fight and then a pizza.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)
# yeah, i quite like caravaggio, too
his stuff is a bit manic and dark, but i do like it. well, early night, methinks.
g'night all!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Caravaggio's last album sucked though
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Caravaggio ?
isn't that a bit like felacio except with a vag ?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 7:40, archived)
# Bindun
For real

(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Two turntables and a mountain horn
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# quick, get me the becktionary!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# At about 6 mins 30 ... Barrowman's finest hour
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:22, archived)
# How about a fake Alpine Horn?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:30, archived)
# I NEED A POO
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Tenuous repost. Compo-able?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I NEED A MOO
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# My curtains are closed
I NEED A VIEW.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# i stink of stale booze
I NEED A SHOWER
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# All I need is a miracle.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# i'd say what else i need
but i'm pretty sure everybody knows that already
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# A cup of tea
and a comfy chair?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# quite possibly
but right now is shower time
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# It's the only thing that there's just too little of.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Crunch crunch crunch
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahahahah

kitten/skateboard
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)
# ANGRYBIRD
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# This scares me.
Ducks with teeth!!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# um
count duckula....
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Count Duckula :D
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I'm watching this first thing in the morning.
Just like the old days.

But for now I must sleep. Adieu B3ta!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Ahh memories
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Hell, Pixar can get away with fish with teeth
Oh wait - sharks etc
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Looks like someone BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN REC-ROOM! Didn't ya etc
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# roger that burt and congratulations
be advised however, there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Well Daffy's snapped.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# so, THAT'S how he became a zombie!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# heheh
nicely
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Awesomes
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I could do this if I wanted
But I can't so takes hat off and enjoys.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
You've gone all fluffy again.........
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# That is rather Woo! :)
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)
# :D
From the noise he makes hopping this must have happened to him a few times alreay.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:15, archived)
# You deserve it.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# you fucker
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# oh god, i think i can see pubes!
*throws caustic soda into own eyes*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# ugh
thanks for pointing that out
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# i don't need to, they appear to be quite spiky
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# spiky
and more than a little like wire wool
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# i just arrived
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# her fanny's so old, it's haunted
/stolen from frankie boyle
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Ooof
hahaha
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I think that's my cue to leave b3ta for the night
;)

night night
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# g'night!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:24, archived)
# * wishes that was all on one line ...
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# would you snort a line off her bumcrack?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
# hopefully I'd get interrupted by a hearty BITCHES LEAVE and then shot before having to finish up
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:30, archived)
# i'd buy that for a dollar
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I didn't deserve that :(

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Good job Kebab's not online!
He'd be spluffing so hard!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Christ.
*wants to gouge out his own eyes with dull spoons*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ive just remembered a pea, do you mind?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
boingboingboingboingboing
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I never saw the second Transformers fillum, but from what I heard it was much like this
only less funny
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Clackers
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
# new netbook means

muthatruckin dancing ninja!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)
# does it work the otherway around too?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
# you're welcome to try
and see if he can't hold bananas too
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# it's like south park gone manga!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# protect my balls!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# WONGA

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# squeeeeeee!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
# don't shake it! it'll go off!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)
# If you must shake it, to stop it foaming everywhere:
remember to give the bottom the requisite five taps before grasping the ring
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] And

My First Pea (which doesn't excuse it from being annoying and shit, so flame away people)
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# it's fine to repost in existing threads old chum
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# you didn't stick it in a new thread
so no harm, no foul
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Thanks both, been watching the bored for years before signing up and still haven't got a clue what I'm doing, as is no doubt apparent :)
I like to watch
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# nice hat
shame it can't work :(
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Snap!
I got a netbook today too!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# :)
where have I seen this?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# HooRAY for NinjaSpazz!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# mega :)
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:46, archived)
# i love pbase
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:56, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!!
BURN THE HERETIC!!!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# For it was written
"Whomsoever bestrides the Holy Ship of Petranek, let him not take up the Glorious Green Raiment of The One True Freebase; lest Vimod b& him, verily, even unto the Dayshift."
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# nobody
and i want to make this absolutely clear, nobody is to stone anybody until i blow this whistle, even if they do say freebase
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# *stones*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# *dies*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# *Gets stoned*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Who threw that!?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# I'm 'friends' with him now on facebook,
but he's rather boring. Always announcing workouts and shit. Not a single FUCK.
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
# really?
i find this all so very odd now he's a real person, and no longer a random picture off the internet
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I think I'll unfriend the fuck out of him now.

The magic's gone :(
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# FUCK

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# its funny because he looks like you
but he has a different face :D
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)
# :S

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
# i sense a disturbance in the force
and possibly micto's pants...
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# it's always disturbing in my pants
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# i can imagine
although i really shouldn't
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I'm going to have to put that in my profile now

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)
# *does happy dance*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# wow! what melon-matching algorithm...
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# wematchanymelon.com
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Ha, I saved that one earlier for later use

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# oh good god, that's ace
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# but he's not shitting today
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Mediocre is a sex pest!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# hello stranger
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Hellow!

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Hello Mediocre,
Hello Mictoboy above! I am leaving the computer now!

But I hope your vaginas and mangerines are all well!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Salty and hard to crack with a spoon

like my men

*waves*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahahah
Good god, I almost thought he was really working out for a sec
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Real or fake
fivefingers?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
as if a b3tan does exercise hahahaha.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:37, archived)
# deleted thread ?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Wha...

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# umm
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Instant hard-on
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# um...
no thanks
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# living up to your name again
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)
# No :D
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)
# me-ow
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I can handle........all this food nom nom nom
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)
# when i said "cover me, porkins", i didn't mean with breadcrumbs!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
#
I think he might have something other than breadcrumbs in mind ;)
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# bugger
i've already cancelled one date tonight
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha:D have a
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# is this just screengrabs from the vid?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Fuck no Woo :(
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Did you just add the speech bubble?
The stuff in his hands look far too well comped on for an average b3tan
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# correctamundo
wanted to add pukeness but my sausage fingers and pigs trotters for hands wont allow it
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# s/he is the master
they're a step up from the pixelated bubbles
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Did you mean: everyone's mediocre?

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)
# i'm not
i'm mugatu
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Good one, mofaha

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:43, archived)
# thanks m3essential
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Yeah where is m3 lately?

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:45, archived)
# he's not dead, i emailed him to make sure
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Ah, at least that's good then, I suppose

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# i'm not
i've got boobs
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:42, archived)
# so has mediocre
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:43, archived)
# And nice ones too

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# pics or GTFO
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:45, archived)
# ALL NATURAL

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# hahaahha!
to misquote an american werewolf in london, there is nothing mediocre about those tits!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# nsfw
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I don't mind you posting these images, hermanNSFW:D

But I just wanted you to know that there are brazillions of sites out there with similar content, and not many that resemble b3ta. Therefore, I do not like b3ta turning into one of 'those'. You understand, don't you?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)
# i like them
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# why does that not surprise me?
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:20, archived)
# don't push me
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
# *pushes*

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)
# *falls over*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:42, archived)
# *whistles while inspecting the ceiling*


(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# damn you!
it's sunday, you know i'm going to be hungover and unstable on my feet!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# :) *helps you back up*

*fondles inappropriately*
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# It was all planned from the start

(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:07, archived)
# marvellous
first thing i see when logging on is him :(
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:12, archived)
# back of the net!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Nice one Cyril
Click
(, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)

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