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Lherkin ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:53,
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She's got a kitten face
on her chest.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:02,
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I thought that at first but it is really more like a puppy
heh, puppies
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:03,
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QUEENTITS
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:26,
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dogfacetits.com
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:02,
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can anyone else see a cat face there? *edit* yes
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:03,
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In advance, sorry.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:52,
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*waits for it to animate*
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Damien's Hearse ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:59,
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Just keep waiting....
....there's a massive payoff.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:05,
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*waits for a long, long, long time*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:00,
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*still waiting*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 18:10,
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twattybanjo ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:52,
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heheh
I see what you did there
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:56,
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Yay! Dark Star FTW
I clicked
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger ,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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Bindun?
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:51,
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unlikely!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:03,
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sugarboy ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:50,
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That's not yours.
Naughty boy.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:57,
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... said The Pope, trying to prise a sweet from the child's hand
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:00,
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a friend put it on his facebook, i presumed he took it
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sugarboy ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:00,
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I think you'd better bring him in for questioning
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:09,
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even if he had - it's not yours
The etiquette here is to post your own work that you have done something to. Not just photos and not just stuff you found elsewhere. And anyway, this was posted at least twice yesterday.
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:16,
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:00,
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there we go
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Dance Commander invading your personal space, since ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:15,
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:(
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herman:D ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:45,
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my washing machine has taken my washing and wont give it back :(
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
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sooperdave ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:37,
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Have you tried not washing your clothes?
I heard that after a while they wash themselves.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:41,
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fortunatly, its not my clothes
its my bed sheets and towel. i washed my clothes yesterday.
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sooperdave ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:42,
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;)
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:43,
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Alright, cunt?
We should make a club, seeing as I'm a cunt too.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:44,
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I hear that we're all cunts
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:49,
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Tell me about DOOM
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:49,
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Tell me about doom too.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:50,
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You mean the 17-year-old masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from id Software™?
Why, it's an extraordinary adventure with an interface of 640 x 480. Decidedly ropey but good-for-their-time pseudo-3D environments, unsophisticated score and crunchy, bleepy sound effects. Did I mention the pixellated animation, and linear point 'n' shoot killing of characters, barrels, and bosses? Beat the Spiderdemon! Go out and buy Doom™ today! EDIT: The beta of the game originally featured the words "Sonic James" preceeding the title, however to avoid anticipated consumer confusion between this game and the Sega franchise the name was shortened shortly before the release date :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:58,
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That was your chance to sing my praises.
You have now missed that chance and I will go to bed approximately 6.5% more sad.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:05,
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this is indeed true
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:46,
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nice
Did you try saying please?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:44,
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Had this as wallpaper a year or so ago
Not in my living room of course! :)
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:46,
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bedroom?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:47,
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sooperdave ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:47,
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poor thing being tormented by the crab like that.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:50,
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Cor! That's ace!
Sadly the wrong shape for wallpapering on my lappy, but even so... *keeps*
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:51,
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I have a bigger one somewhere if you want to crop it
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:52,
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Damnable lappy has chopped off the top multicoloured octopi...
It's a very wide screen, just not very tall... :(
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:56,
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tell me the dimensions and I'll crop it for you
if you lack cropping skillz
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:58,
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i have put it as my new background.
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sooperdave ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:04,
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unplug the machine
the door mechanism sometimes jams. if that doesn't work, try levering the door open with a STRONG tablespoon. also, i like your octopus.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:44,
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its not my washing machine though
its a shared one for this building and it doesnt have a power plug and i dont want to break the washing machine by cracking it open :(
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sooperdave ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:46,
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just do it!
blame somebody else! shit, i've just remembered that i left my washing in the machine six hours ago!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:52,
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again
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| ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:31,
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That's a top bit o' shopping there!!!
*click*
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:35,
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haha
good one :D
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:37,
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nice sneer!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:44,
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Extreme drink lifting!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:45,
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Free ale?
No sire, freebase.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:58,
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GARCON, THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME BLOOD IN MY GLASS OF PISS
woo
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:04,
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giggling my tits off here :D
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spesh. ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:09,
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It could all have gone so differently
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:29,
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stick this pearoast the vaudville act...
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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:33,
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you forgot to get rid of
the bit that says adult swim, therefore making people think you made it.
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:35,
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I just
embellished with c3p0 so I don't claim entire credit lol
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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:37,
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That's awesome,
though perhaps the TIE Interceptor is a little too contrasty compared to the wreckage around it.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:42,
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.
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siamese bat ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:27,
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his other ear worked
...
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:28,
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 18 Sep 2010, 2:24,
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Stay on target...
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:20,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:23,
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fantastic..
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glubglub should be working on ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:57,
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oh well played, lol, click.
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Matty73 ,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:39,
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CRIMSON PERMANENT ASSURANCE!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:59,
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Fly Projector ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:18,
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bally Jerry!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:05,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:03,
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Smashing Prodge
As per usual :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:09,
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cor
good one prodge :)
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:16,
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top job
I could see this hanging over my dining table
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Craffty ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:21,
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think i get this compo
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:55,
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Well done!
This deserves more than 0 replies. :-)
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RarelyEvil ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:29,
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:P
thankyou
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:33,
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Better stock up I guess
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LS18 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:35,
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Do you have Capacitor Capacity?
likes
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:39,
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when I'm not incapacitated
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LS18 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:50,
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:)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:53,
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May I?
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:48,
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looks like the answer has to be "yes" ;p
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LS18 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:51,
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Can't say no
It was sosooooooooo brill first time and equally brill now Mona Leia
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:54,
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Cheers sir!
:) I fancy there may be quite a few peas ahead!
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:08,
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Brilliant
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:57,
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Thanks chief!
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:17,
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Ninj ?
21:48:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:02,
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Hahahaha
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:07,
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ahhhahhahh
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:16,
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Thought I'd seen it before.
and indeed woo'd it before too.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:55,
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Wasn't my idea to start with?
I just animated the 2 originals
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:03,
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teh awesomeness
this should win
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Captain Panic ,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:01,
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Yeh i'd tap that
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billiepipersteeth ,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:34,
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all i can hear in my head
is the specials ooo, mock the week is on!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:00,
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The real reason the catholic church has so much money
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Timb0 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:29,
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nothing to declare?????
.......
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:36,
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I went to see the Pope just so I could get this photo
The building in the background is a "sauna/massage parlour", if you know what I mean.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:46,
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Ah, Lothian Road.
Nice. That stretch of the "Pubic Triangle" in Embra, methinks?
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drunkenoaf ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:24,
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IT'S A TRAP!
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waofy ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:57,
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I'm missing a quicktime logo somewhere
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:57,
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Ah, yes!
Donation for the Catholics? Pay the pope by papal PayPal, pal!
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RarelyEvil ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:10,
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I failed at slying this in before the new compo but here it is anyway.
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ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:23,
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is that an evil iggle piggle?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:25,
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The album is by MF Doom and Madlib.
MF Doom brands himself as a comic book supervillain and the original album cover is a pic of Doom. So yeah, I suppose he is evil. Edit: Also yes it's Iggle Piggle
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ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:32,
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I am fond of all things DOOM related,
Admittedly MF DOOM is some way down that list, but nevertheless...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:35,
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v
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:37,
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i fucking hate iggle piggle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:59,
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Me too. What educational value does In the Night Garden have?
It's like a shitter Teletubbies (like Teletubbies wasn't shit enough). What even is Iggle Piggle?
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ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:13,
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Jan van Bijlert's "Young Man Drinking a Can of Slurm", 1635
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:11,
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I preferred Soylent Cola
course the taste varies from person to person.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:13,
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it's highly addictive
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:13,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:55,
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This is very good.
*likes*
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:08,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: RETRO SCI-FI - THE SEQUEL
Back in September 2008, a classic B3ta compo emerged: make sci-fi retro. In true science-fiction style, it's high time for a sequel, so open up photoshop, and show us more (new) examples of the fantastical future, yesterday. Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by you. Challenge image above by Ninj.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:28,
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I was just thinking some older challenges
should be revisited. I approve.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:29,
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The subtext being NO REPOSTS
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:30,
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FAT CHANCE!
There's bound to be loads unfortunately *runs to btards to look up own posts from last time*
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:33,
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you say new like reposts aren't allowed....
is that the law? good luck with that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:30,
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^^
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:35,
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I give it 10 mins
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:36,
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optimist
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:41,
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aww man
if I remember correctly, i came second in the original one. Now I have to actually make something new ? it's like you want creative people on here or something edit: actually, not the 2008 one, this was back in 2003 or something /old
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:47,
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may as well get in an early pea...
(not from the origanal compo i should point out, so i assume that's allowed?)
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:31,
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(new)
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:37,
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In that case..
This wasn't in the original comp either... The Mona Leela (La Turanga)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:38,
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Not from the 2008 compo :D
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herman:D ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:00,
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September 2008?!
that's like, last week man!
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Damien's Hearse ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:36,
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about fucking time!
where have you BEEN, man?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:37,
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^ this
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:44,
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also, WHY IS IT NOT DRAGONS????
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:52,
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eh
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FIEND ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:40,
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lulz
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mugatu ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:59,
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Oscar la vista, baby
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chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:17,
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likes
clicks
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:32,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:03,
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Call the Web Sheriff
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:13,
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I saw the Pope today, twice
It was a very underwhelming experience.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:16,
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he's an impostor
I know cos I saw the real one about 20 years ago and he wasn't German
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:18,
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Are you sure?
Did you check the "Made in..." label on his bum?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:22,
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did you poke him with poo on a stick?
and if not, why not?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:19,
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Alas, I had neither poo nor stick
Plus, he was behind an awful lot of armoured glass and travelling quickly.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:21,
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You're too old
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:20,
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To womb it may concern:
Your image located at s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/66433/1284664162/prince.jpg contains visual representations of words copyrighted to and owned by my client, the artist formerly and now again known as the artist formerly known as the artist. Be advised that any written wording, or image likeness, readily associated with my client's back-catalogue and recording name is protected by strict LAWS and mayn't be used on either commercial, personal or whimsical digital arts websites without prior written consent. Therefore, your clear infraction of LAWS leaves you with the following two options: (1) You will consider this a disease and cist notice and remove all of my client's copyrighted wording and/ or art from your site immediately. (2) See you all in court, mother hubbards
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:12,
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