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# Look what I found on the floor this morning?
* I made this and it's a bit shit because I am not well


* Click for real scary one


EDIT: Thanks Everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# fuck yeah
impressive illusion that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I love these things. You clever chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Oh very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# this looks like the devils work
WITCH WITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I'm not sure?
Which Witch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# "..it's a bit shit..." !
did you paint the mouth on, or do your turds all have fangs?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# All my turds have fangs...
That is normal isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# V good :DD
Woo
(herman:D, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Professor Silentbutdeadly

A punch her toots did pack so she soon scaled those vile toots back!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# It appears my time machine worked!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Egg and sprout curry with a side order of...



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
#
is that a reference to spam?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] A long time ago, in a parallel galaxy far, far away...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# So what you're saying is that you preferred Jedi to Empire?
Freak!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I see 1 star for Jedi
2.5 for Empire....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# "Imagine a universe where everything is totally reversed. Then make a picture or animation of it."
:p
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I blame the benylin
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I love them all
......... sorry this is not true.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Oh yes - hahahahahaha!
I TOTALLY see what you did there.
Will this day never end?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# No, no it won't...
mwahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# where's 'Ewoks: The Battle for Endor'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# or the truly stellar entry to the canon:
Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I can't believe they simply stopped including Ja Ja Binks
he was the best character in it. So much depth. So much backstory
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I'm am confused by the paradox that is episode 1 with a high score.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# He agrees
twitter.com/simonpegg/statuses/25858307960
(McChinaman banned, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Haha
Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# This is fucking ace! Great stuff Archie
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:25, archived)
# surely
a parallel universe all the films would have been made but would have been miles better?

just a thought.
(sennik85 hiding from the world, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
# You know, I realise it's for the image comp.
... but some things should never be.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)
#
ALL HAIL THE GREAT ARCHITECT
(The entire population of Kent scum not even from B3ta's past, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:04, archived)
# seams fine
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# This explains the "Han Shot First" argument.
He clearly loves a bit of back door work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Captain he is again touching all time my ass
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Han shot first alright

Click pic for bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunno really
(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Eye see what you did there
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# hang on a mo'...
...that one..after the apple?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Where's your L-plate gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# member for 8 days, it vanishes after 7 days
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# It was there this morning - spoooooky
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Is one of them a botty hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Could just be a rusty bullet wound.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Granny's mouth, puckering up for a kiss...?
puckering up for a kiss...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Bill & Ted FTW eeewwww ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It can be whatever you want it to be.
(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I don't trust women docs ANYWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Schedule lols
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# pfffffftttt
Get an erection woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# LOL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn_wMWUFzLk *NSFW*

Edit: You getting fifa 11 Jeccius?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# nope
not a big footy game fan sorry :(

Now if Fifa had guns and a killstreak, I may be interested... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# You a Battlefield or COD man?
Cannae wait for Black Ops!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I haven't got either at the mo
Just swapped to a PS3 a few weeks back, will try and get BC2 methinks, apparently alot better on PS3.

And Black Ops doesn't tickle me nutsack at the mo, although when it's released I'll most probs get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
Now I have to explain an officeLOL to my colleagues - thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# ha ha ! brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Rhyming slang, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)
# 40% chance of precipitation.
Also: ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# No thanks, I'm driving
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Tiocfaidh ar lager!
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# i sit in a bar close to Moravka right now.
Ed. See... we get everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this Irish theme bar - dirty protest toilets and the staff all wear a grey blanket uniform...



(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# When in Vegas a few years ago, we went to the Nine Fine Irishmen bar in the New York New York hotel.
There we found they do a cocktail called a Michael Collins, which is, in essence, a half of Guinness with a depthcharge of Tia Maria.

I suggested that to return the favour we could open a bar called the Godless Infidels and have a celebratory cocktail called the Osama Bin Laden.

Apparently that's different, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
# is it made with turps and gunpowder?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Turnips and bumming what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Oh THEIR terrorists are lovely.
(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Alert level raised to black and tan.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS


eidt: am I missing some sort of compo-relatedness?
edit: I can't even spell edit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Revolution!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I Love My Brick!
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Go on!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] How did that gobshite get on the television?
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# That *would* be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Godfellas is especially good

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# ^This^ Click for GodFellas
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# You're a tiger. Raaaawrrr!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Pffft.
Looks like his Spidey senses are not tingling.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# haha
Spidey pants... tingling.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
# WOOOO! YOU GOTTA DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Lawks a Lordy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# How did you come across that source?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ManIron


Click for bigger (50 kb)
(gustimus_prime, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good. And welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Haha!
Welcommen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# haha, he's not even cordless.
WOO!

I haven't said WOO in ages. It's a dying art.
WOO! That felt good.

Wait...

Ahh, that feels better
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# haha
*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# welcome new person, top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# what-eva
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# dang! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Is it wrong to be aroused by the "prow" of the iron between his legs?
It probably is isn't it? Forget I mentioned that.
(Also, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry. Rubbed this one out a bit too quickly.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# 6. Double bong moustache rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# haha loving no. 5
*spurt*
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Cracking policies, Gromit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Bindun lastnight
But I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I missed last night
so brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:36, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Charmin'
*arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# *No longer available
Guffaws!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

Can I put this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
# But but...he's no tube man?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# RIS

* I originally posted this on Saturday morning when no-one was awake...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I was awake. I didn't comment though because I thought it was shit!
I'm jesting of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtespeLin2c
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Oh.. I understand now...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# 'ning all!

Oopsie
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Arf!
Have any tabloids got an exclusive interview with the mouse's mourning family?
"Mouse killed in bread factory horror"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Don't take the mickey.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Sorry, it was in bad taste (like the bread)
I'll keep them to a minniemum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I sense a mighty danger ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Let's move on, and make it speedy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Did you know that the human brain was a pinky colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ahh, was trying to remember that, but couldn't put my Finger on it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I see, actually I don't, I am blind.Damn those three.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# This is getting Mighty silly!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# You can still enjoy Benji jumping,
which to be Frank,ie's quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# *Runs out of the do(o)r and into the field*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Watch your allergies, you'll get Itchy
And watch out for Midges...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I just banged my big toe on a Jerry can.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Awww, go prepare yourself some lunch
Maybe some nice meat. Don't overcook it, maybe just stew it little.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Ratatouille maybe?
/fail
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Ah, so you want to Splinter the punthread into other rodents?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Gopher it!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# This thread needs a soundtrack played on the mouseorgan
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Micely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Hmm, when preparing lunch,
the cook can boil the veggies, or Steam, but will 'e?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Not too sure, I will have to decide soon as I am doing Christmouse dinner this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Ooo, after dinner you can watch The Three Mouseketeers on TV
Unless The G'rat Escape is on...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I am off to Chuck E. Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# The widowed mouse comforted by neighbour....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# awww!
He had it coming though, he was a right stroppy bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Han-d me a slice.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# So was that sliced afer the mouse go stuck to it?

* Fwaps * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
# oh, and while I'm being "topical"

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*feels guilty for laughing*

Hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Health & Safety would NOT be happy about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Turns out he was a really nice bloke.
(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# hahahaha
he should be well preserved...


...if he survived the freezing process.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I can has
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Terrifying!
Woo.
EDIT - this woo is suspended pending ratification of self-madeness.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Exp
Shopped (well, PSP) this around 2006. Don't think I ever posted it on here because it's not in my image control panel.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Aaaaah
*pretends to know what that all means*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Well fair enough.
I'm sorry for casting aspersions.
(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I spose a rocks out of the qersions?
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I've seen this other places.
Did you make it? If so hahaha
(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:50, archived)
# ^What she said.
I'm sure I've seen this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Tineye a dit que non
This is the closest I could find

Oddly, the helmet appears to have been 'shopped on after the original pic was taken
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Wow
That's crazy. I noticed that Tineye reports a similar shopping idea too.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I could do with a burger around now
Ideally a Max chickenburger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Fuck Sweden
Fuck it with a big black rubber cock, then break off the end whilst it's still halfway in and beat it the fuck to death with the other half.
Vitun Ruotsalainen perserunkari, perkele.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# 8()
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Thanks to Bloop for the motorway.
(twattybanjo, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen this guy recently. Embedded in a loaf of bread.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# that's what you get for being greedy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# 'ning. Haven't been on the board for ages...

(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# I'll be surprised if his fliddy little arms can lift that Monkey Beer
Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# mmmm...that clean, crisp taste
'nings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# The breakfast of champions
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Hello friend
How you doing?
I have the lurgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Dreaded, or some other strain?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Minging chest infection
Coughing like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Eh not bad
last week of having 2 and a half jobs - from Friday I am mono-employed once more :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] *slip*
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
# argh
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Eeeeeew
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# always found that film a bit suspicious
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:50, archived)
# not every man over 30 that is kind to children is a paedophile
some people are just nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it's done just because you've finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# when's it open mic night?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Thou shalt
always KILLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Agreed.
I'm almost 40 and I work in a paediatric medical practice. I am not, never have been and never will be a kiddy fiddler. Despite that, a disappointing number of the mothers that visit the clinic look at me suspiciously when I walk through the waiting rooms :(

Perhaps, being male, I am just being lumped with the evil force(s) that resulted in their presence in our clinic...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I can see why.
Ha ha ha - lol - etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)
# First in a series of one
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# LENSFLARE MOOBS
it's what all the top celebs are wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:06, archived)
# with lens flare nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# They needed tweaked.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Ross Kemp on Squirrels
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I enjoyed that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Me too :)
I was expecting to be disappointed due to the utter shit title, but I was pleasantly suprised.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
I done made him gurn:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
# How did he get on, do we know?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:19, archived)
# He found a very happy rooster
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:22, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)
# That made me just have to really badly disguise lolling in the office by coughing and making it even more obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:30, archived)
# bwahahahaa!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I can see it's going to be a productive day at work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 7:31, archived)
# This deserves more woo

W O O . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:31, archived)
# I put it up on facebook and was told that it's not dark or disturbing enough to be something I've done
they obviously haven't seen any of my cock pics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# you should click for bigger then..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:55, archived)
# What? On his cock pics?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:59, archived)
# that's press for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Wow, facebook
the ultimate resource for freelance art critics
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I hear Brian Sewell paid for the gold account ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:00, archived)
# I hear that Ronnie would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# James may
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Brian cant
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I'm getting shades of Evil Dead here
only less rapey

In other news, apparently I was on BBC News 24 last night in an article about smoking...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# YouTube clips or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# I'm looking, but iPlayer's got nothing
I didn't even see it, I was watching the Men Behaving Badly marathon on Dave...I've just been texted about it this morning.

Besides, I was still all shaky from being frotted at Euston, which is why I changed at Warren Street this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# good thing you brought spare pants too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# picked the wrong day to quit doing crack
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Funny you should say that.
I was in the unfortunate position of pretty much having my hand wedged into some giant fat bloke's arse crack for the entire duration of my daily Euston to Oxford Circus trek. It was clothed, so I've got to try and draw positives from the incident.

Coincidentally the song 'Stinkfist' came on whilst all this was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I say 'funny' you should say that. It wasn't amusing in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Hm, the worst I've had recently was being wedged up against the door with a crick in my neck
with a girl's unrestrained hair brushing one side of my face and a guy's sweaty shoulder leaning on the other

I had to go and have a sit in the park after that, turns out people fucking with your face when you can't move or even raise your arms is *really* claustrophobic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Imagine that in an Austrian dungeon for 24 years.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# did you manage a quick grope?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I wish
my only top tip for getting the tube in the mornings is to spot where the ladies congregate on the platform and join them - you won't be any less crushed, but at least you're being crushed by sexy office ladies
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I'll remember this next time I get sent down for work
I normally end up with a sweaty fat bloke pressed against me that sounds like he is about to die or orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# That
is a top tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Is dat da one wit da special oiye?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Potato
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)

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