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# IN THE NECK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# can you make that work when
she's unconscious?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah . . . and you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
#
in case you missed it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Meat to please you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i gots a hankering for some jazz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# drop your coin right into the slot
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# i got three bits
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)
# the bit on the first part will take party on the second bit part and the third bit makes the party start
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# i hear ya
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# the sound of the furry
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# over macho grande
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# STRIKER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:10, archived)
# And he came to pieces
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Lovely lip action
This is as random as ever and very good. I'm fixated
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# She's a date and a half !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# If she doesn't make her mind up weather to spit or swallow soon......
She's going to chuck....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Slippery when wet ~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Just add water......
Makes its own sauce....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Multi-purpose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# neckrophilia.....
...I can wait.................:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Feel the neck . . . as late as you want !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Version 2


With more cloud!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Wright Bros. were on the wrong track
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:18, archived)
# ASSES OF JUSTICE ZWEI: Now Vee Chunda
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Blow out those decals !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# fecal decals!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Version 1 for reference


Plenty more here: uncoached.com/an-amazing-collection-of-faces-of-divers-mid-dive/
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# David Milibandana
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# He is, undoubtedly, in "the 'hood".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# seamlezz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Totally
because it's made from a single sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:17, archived)
# selectively-bred Yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Bred with whole cloth . . . I presume . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# or chavs?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Oh . . . hole clothes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
# this pig..it bleeds
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# here's a fix
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Hi, I'm Charlie Rose, this week I'll be fucking my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Pigs are several species above chavs...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I hear ya :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# He does not seam to be that pissed off?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I feel like I've warped back in time a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:07, archived)
# I remember you saying that next week
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Sorry, has that one Bindone?

EDIT: It gets kind of difficult to keep thinking new ones up when you have been on b3ta off sick all week.

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I've either dreamed it or someone's posted exactly the same image
with the slightly frothy accompaniment on the left. Edit: I even looked back through your archive to see if you'd posted it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I did check to make sure it wasn't a repost
So I suspect someone's done similar.

And some minister in the USA has totally ripped off one of my ideas.
Compare this to b3ta.com/board/10195234 .
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:23, archived)
#
Edit It gets kind of difficult to keep thinking news ones up when you have been off sick all week a shit compo to work with.

/moanblog
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# MY COCK, IT BLEEDS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Gives a whole new meaning to party unity
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)
# I'm shocked by the controversy here
but satisfied with the medical accuracy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i would just like to say
that this is full of WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
and retch. Sick film but nicely done. I clicking like a loon while having a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Lil' Me


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Snk, yeah, shut him up, he's annoying.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# ^ Lil' Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# he totally wants to fuck his future self
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# An amazing combo of pedophillia and masturbation
(dredgeups, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# it's ok, they're both drunk
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I love your comic
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Well, that's my evening sorted...
love this: www.piecomic.com/2004/10/for-science/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# penny crayon


and woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# My lady friend would go along with this only if
her face was hidden
NSFW HERE

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:29, archived)
# you lucky bastard
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:31, archived)
# *faps*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:37, archived)
# My what a hairy arse she has
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:39, archived)
# whe waxes 2x per week
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Hang on...
Pretty sure I dated her...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Carnal knowledge bereft of wedlock I presume :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# That reminds me of one of this weeks

Newsletter links

EDIT: Some may say this link is NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# hahaha
wikkid
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Haha, somewhere somebody's eating pork scratchings.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Mmmmm mutton shutters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)
#
..Oh I don't know.... any port in a storm :p
(paginetics, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:51, archived)
# well then--drop by sometime
:p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:53, archived)
# CREVICE!
(Brigadier Flangebucket, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Something just happened in my trousers
but I'm not sure what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:14, archived)
# in front or back?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha........
Hahahaha.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# ohh
haha
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Milliwhut?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:49, archived)
# DIE MILIBAND
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I am RISSing
because I don't know who the other bloke is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:05, archived)
# ed miliband
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# SIlly monkey
I meant the lower :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:08, archived)
# brandow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:09, archived)
# a worse portrait pic he could not have chosen
www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:13, archived)
# you'd look like that
if you were trying to remain calm whilst a hedgehog burrowed into your rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:17, archived)
# my guess is, he was subjected to copious amounts of arse rape as a child
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
# you'd think he'd be used to it by now, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:19, archived)
# The original portrait was worser
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# *Click*
Saved for future shooping fun.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:39, archived)
# A classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
#
www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
#
Hmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# did she sue whoever it was that stole her top lip?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:23, archived)
# hahahaha
she'd be better off growing a moustache
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# looks like she tried and failed
fuck it, i'm going for a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I had to wiki Milibrand
almost zero news on them here in Merika so far (not like some other party leaders...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# did you add the RAPE in the background
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Fuck this! I'm outta here!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:40, archived)
# yay for huge kittehs!

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:53, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:57, archived)
# i may be too
if i win the Friday Night Game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Massive simians ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:45, archived)
# This is beautiful!
*joins in*

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:46, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:51, archived)
# ohh noees
stop da shekins.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:56, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:57, archived)
# where are the Iwo Jima troops when you need them?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
# This movie, I would pay to see
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Yay for small kittens too :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
# not enough dog
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Paratrooper kitty just needs another five minutes.
*hits snooze*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# raawr :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:58, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Yay......
Full of win.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Not shopped. /snark blog


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I think this may help ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/10206210
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Hey, ok
do I delete?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Let it stand, man/ma'am.
Deletions cause great anger & furious vengeance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:49, archived)
# unlubricated vengance?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:55, archived)
# yes there is
trust me, i know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:58, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/10206211
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:48, archived)
# bends over for standard B3ta bumming
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:49, archived)
# HA HA
"YOUR FREE" JUST FOR ATTENDING!

I both love and hate misspelled words in adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Learn to be workshop?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:41, archived)
# THIS JUST IN

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:39, archived)
# TOO MUCH FATTY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:52, archived)
# that's rather nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Ricky Gervais?
??
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Oooooooo
I didn't even see that.

Nice call!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:36, archived)
# lol
he's absolutely minted. Bought shares in a vitamin company who sold their drinks to cocacola, KERCHING.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:42, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Pickin' yo feet in Poughkeepsie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh betty
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Ooooooooooooo that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Raoul Moat Taser Firm Director Found Dead
Now here's a cue for some funnies if ive ever seen one....

news.sky.com/skynews/Article/201009115749694
(paginetics, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# If you have a moment, please rearrange these letters for us

FFO KCUF
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Fantastic!
I was feeling horny!

*unzip*

*edit* you made me make this esp for you: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/b3ta-style-gay-fisting.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I always thought you felt more "lumpy"
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Pffftttt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:02, archived)
# why does that make me think
"crunchy"?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I just think that the smell
would be quite akin to some sort of bad fish meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
# probably
but i'm still thinking it looks crunchy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Gives new meaning to "Keep your mouth shut, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# can't think of a good visual joke
something about non lethal suicide, i guess
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# um
no. just no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I think you're tazed and confused.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
That's rather artistic IMHO, sort of a Taser Ying Yang
(paginetics, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Hi, my name is atomic...I'm an artist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:27, archived)
# *ahahahah*
shitishenz on patroooooOOOol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Ah so they are now Raoul Moat Tasers?
So you shoot your target and you run into a field blubbing about how fucking cruel life is and blow your head off?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:58, archived)
# the rest of us just get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# clicked i like this :)
th truth
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:18, archived)
# i may even get pissed tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I'm absolutely stunned.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I guess this passes as
Current affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:04, archived)
# It is a shame
they never charged the bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Why is everyone
all amped up about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# It's revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Ohmy god!
Make it stop!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Geez
stop being so electrified over this.

It's only because the topic is current.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:36, archived)
# 1.21 Gigawatts!!!!!
EGADS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
# great scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Raoul Moat had a taser firm?
Talk about ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# FATTY ARBUCKLE WAS A MURDERER!
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Tell the world!
Also: The second cousin of the aunt of Susan Boyle was bit by a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I bet Gazza was outside his house with half a chicken and other assorted household products...
.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
# half a chicken's a household product?
do you keep them under the sink with the cleaning stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:20, archived)
# yes and no
chicken / bacon / cheese under the sink
Domestos and scouring pads in the fridge.

just like to piss my missus off when she gets back from work.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Stimulus.
Response.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:26, archived)
# fuck, I think my catnippp gland just detonated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun. Haven't checked.
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Ha :D
No wonder they call Mars the red planet
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:31, archived)
# They're all connected!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Ed Volderband
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Parsel-tongue this, ye twat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
#
Confringo!!!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Too skilled for this compo...
...now go back and make it a seamy head swap.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# nice flames! How?
Photobucket
unlurk.... now!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)
# flames with black bg
and used screen to knock out black
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:37, archived)
# oh, ok
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# swearing, big and clever
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
# such visual poetry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# "you're as thick as a constipated downs boys turds"
as Toasty says: poetry :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# That
Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# hehe hi mongy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Hey Mongychops
Your language is an art form - a shitty art form usually found in The Tate but it's still art! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Who's the man now, dog?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I'll leave the taser story to someone else, don't fancy a trip to Hull this evening
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
#
This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Cnuts
Also for stealing the Mini from us and cocking it up big time.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Yarp!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)

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