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(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:39, archived)
# :D


Yay!
Edit:makes me think of ratatat's music vids.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, archived)
# haha
i love this.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# This is what it looks like when the Chuckle brothers argue.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, archived)
# :D
cannot ... slam ...
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:52, archived)
# ...and then the makeup sex
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, archived)
# on me, on you, on me, on you
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I'd like this in 3d please.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:53, archived)
# HERMAN
you are just rude !!!!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:27, archived)
# soz
like your name :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
dont say soz, I changed it because of that twunt that had a go at Maiden and Harrybishops love child.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Haha yes!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:05, archived)
# This thrills me everytime
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)
# She moves in mysterious wabes
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# hahahaha
i love you mof, your mental :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't go into the long grass!!


apologies for the 11k over; it was 3 meg when I started!!

Edit - just put the full thing (without sound - yet) here :-)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fNaqKOmeHc
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I think if I squint I can just about spot some kind of squirrel in there.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I will link a bigger version
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Try pressing ctrl & + lots
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:28, archived)
# MY DAD WENT INTO THE LONG GRASS YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD
Woo btw
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:27, archived)
# MY DAD WAS AN ANIMATED .GIF YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!
Very nicely :P
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Haha, nicely animated
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha awesome, it's worth the 11k!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Wow, very good
top stuff and clicks
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:32, archived)
# MY DAD WAS 11k OVER YOU etc
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:35, archived)
# My Dad's a squirrel
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:39, archived)
# MY DAD WAS MY DAD
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Hahah :D
where the 3 meg one ?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I ike this woo
thanks
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh I can't wait till it gets sound!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# This is made of purest win
*click*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 1990 Nut Tax Riots
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:06, archived)
# ITS YOU !!!!!!!!!!11
:D alright 2can?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Yes thanks, you?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Really old squirrel is really old.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
#
old hot
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# SILF
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:14, archived)
# ICH BIN EIN SQUIRRELFELCHER
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I had my suspicions.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:18, archived)
# hey! i'm not even german!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:25, archived)
# No, but you are a squirrelfelcher.
Squirrelfelcher.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:29, archived)
# damn!
i've been outed!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Peaaaaaaa!

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, archived)
# SWT!!
Hi JJ :-)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Super Wagner
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# is it just me
or does he look like bill bailey getting ready to do a spot of wallpapering?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# He reminds me of Sex Machine in From Dusk Til Dawn
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I would like to see him shoot Simon Cowell in the face with a penis gun.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:14, archived)
# tom savini is fucking epic
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# The bastard child of Robert Downey Jr and Mickey Rourke
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Afternoon all. Something to print out to keep the sprogs amused ...
Who says this site isn't family friendly?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
# sandwichqrape?
is this unwanted sexual attention whilst waiting for your lunch in subway?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# It could mean the fourth person behind the scenes of subway is raping your sandwich.
I thought mine tasted salty the other day.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
# i'm glad i've never eaten at subway
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# At least
until the rumours of sandwichgraping are confirmed.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# get a dog and buy it this
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)
# i couldn't put clothes on a dog
i'd have to shoot myself if i did
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# who said anything about putting it on the dog
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# *primes detonator*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Free delivery?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:11, archived)
# and sadly this also...
www.amazon.co.uk/Let-Loose-Very-Best-Women/dp/B001F6Q37C/ref=pd_sim_b_67
though £6.99 seems a lot to pay for three seconds of content, I am presuming one of the longest running intro and credit sequences
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# They should be dropped into the Amazon.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I see Sting in there, 5th row.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# throw something at him then
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# WANKARSE!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# a tricky one that
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
# If you insist ...
*ponders methodology*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# "daddy....what's a blowjob?"
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# "Sorry son, I have forgotten."
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I like the little Jeremy Beadle
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# * Searches for "JEREMY BEADLE"
* I found ARSEHOLE, is that the same thing?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# It's Jeremy *Jones*, silly!
and woo to the OP
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# fictgishes
That board post in your sig is delightful. Everyone should read this and learn some sensitivity
ZOMG DON'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT THINGS THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# ^this^ :D
Precisely why I put it in my sig. Maiden's creation is brilliant and has nothing to do with ritual/penal beheadings and is in no way insensitive or condones violence.

Sheesh, we're all here to have fun, right?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Looks like some cunts aren't, or have nothing better to do than create troll accounts.
I thought the people on this site were better than that ...
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I did one of these a while ago...

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Why would I want to assist Jonesy?
By the looks of it he could do with exercise, not junk food. He can find it himself, the lazy, careless sod.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:53, archived)
# A bit harsh that.
Afterall, he suffers from erect phalanges syndrome.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# QARSE
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I found sqspunk
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Combine the images to identify yourself
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Porkpierownebraskamuskox?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Oh oh!
Pie-row-maine-yak.

Although I may use my original suggestion as a new name
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Pyrokinesis?
*Don't know the last two*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Flux?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
# pea
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:24, archived)
# wood
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
#
Pie-row-maine-yak!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Piss
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Oh balls, so close.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:16, archived)
# dessert canoe merkin yak?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:16, archived)
# so far today, there is still much to do Smashy
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:17, archived)
# i am currently making christmas cakes
there are 2 in the oven with 2 still to go, the whole place smells of christmas.
christmas and brandy.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# christmas is shit
completely shit
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# i love christmas
until halfway through christmas day, when i realise just how crap it is
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:21, archived)
# just go into it knowing it is crap, you will be less disappointed then
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# i try
but every year my brain fills with fizzy festive optimism
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I would like more if there was something to get excited about
but there isn't, not even the booze
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# i get more excited these days
watching my sister's twins playing with their presents. they're only two, so they're still too young to complain that they didn't get what they wanted
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I love the 26th. The 27th is even better.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# boxing day is ok
i have dinner at my sister's house, don't have to wash the dishes and get to drink all her husband's magner's :)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# and then block the loo and say it was Jesus who did it
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# nah, i leave that till the next day
so there's nobody to blame but me
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# and then write in the toilet bowl with a sharpie
"Please stop shitting in me you bastards"
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
# people already think i'm mental
i wrote on my bathroom door in luminous pen "if you can read this, the lecky's gone"
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Pastrygoodnesslesbiansportswomenamericaisshityakubuplaysforeverton.
Now...

What the fuck do I win?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I'm going to set my self on fire.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Louis La Roux

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Oh dear lord
*fears*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Ding dong!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Haha!
Quality!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:29, archived)
# mmm
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha
spang :D *click*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
Your drawings are great.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Squizzle who turns into kitteh FTW!
;)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# couldn't be arsed to manipulate the Squirrel image
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ARGH
I do hope he wasn't beheaded
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Who was beheaded today?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
scroll through older board posts, and you'll understand, some new person went mental and started having a go at maiden and harry bishops love child.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# ohhh..
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Thread deleted
see here
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# ohhh...
A nutcase with no nut.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:40, archived)
# bloody door to door nuts salessquirrels
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# this is not something I take lightly
did you know that 0.3 people are killed by sqirlz every year?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I like your approach :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
Hahahaha I like it deserve a click
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# *click*

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I see the tip of a sheath
which says this horse is bereft of cunt
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# fuck
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# proof

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I'd try horse meat before dog meat, I think
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'm up for eating both
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# your post just caused the death of an innocent
merry christmas
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:34, archived)
# gooood
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Needs more beheading
8/10


Edit: This isn't the beheading of a horse but it's the closest I could find in my B3tards account.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# 'close' counts only in hand grenades and horse shoes
not horse de-arsings
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# top stuff
:D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:41, archived)
# with luck it's only a wormivore
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# more than his bellivan
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Haha, that's a bit special
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# wul thank you Sirrr
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] *grabs teet*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:01, archived)
# mmm, a squirrabbit
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D
irr
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# ah--squabbit, as hunted by Elmer Fudd
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Ah so that was his name!
Coincidentally I was trying to remember what his name was last night as my friends son has developed a stutter that sounds exactly like him..... poor little blighter.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I think the stutterer was Porky Pig
Elmer Fudd just had 'twubble' with his 'R's sounding as 'W's
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Haha
That's my good memory for ya!
;)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# racist!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
# surewy, you mean 'wacist'
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
#
Reminds me of this chap I saw in the paper the other day...
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# :D
We must understand that it is hard to eat a pet pig like that all at once.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# eek!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Now that's what I want
for Xmas !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# How many other people have the Google weather application


And now, whenever they see the icon shown for Sunday,
cannot help but see this instead?



(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I have my google homepage set to have a nice pizza in the background
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# not been on here for ages
i'm sure its been done.

oh well.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Here you go
www.jlist.com/product/OMO339 (possibly NSFW - snatched from /links)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# is it edible though?
doesn't say.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Heh
Some dodgy sexytiem products there.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Jap porn
You pervert
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:01, archived)
# she died
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# oops.
i didn't know that.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# she is dead
you insensitive fuck.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Beheading :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# SOMETHING SOMETHING YOU BASTARD
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all squirrels and beheadings round here
oddly enough I played a few shows with a band whose logo was a squirrel holding a bloody chainsaw in one hand and a severed human head in the other.

Have 'Squirrels in American History X' and be thankful that I abandoned the animation:

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# FTW
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It's true...
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Aww that is wonderful



Also, mind if I spam this here: b3ta.com/links/Star_wars_Hammerhead_in_Lego
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Emergency sexy time!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] they're just fluffy rats...

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
# where's our tax rebate Dicky, where is it?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Heh.
His finest screen performance.

I couldn't find the clip where he shouts "NIXON!" at the Doberman and it runs to grab the dummy by the balls.

Edit: Found it. Brilliant.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# It's true!!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# 100% true
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# MY DAD WAS A SQUIRREL IN THE RAT PACK I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE



:D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# was he decapitated?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# SEVERAL TIMES!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Might I suggest a letter of dis-approval to the daily mail
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Tried that
They blamed immigrants
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# haha:D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
#
:O)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)

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