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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# oh shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Harry Hewitt's lovely Buick:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] If you seek peace.....prepare for war

Pour it on fools.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# hurrah!
He needs to be careful how he holds that shitty stick if he wants to keep his hands clean whilst beating someone off
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Woo Yay Hoopla Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# whato Whato Jeeves said - o
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# i third this motion
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Lovely and *clicked*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiiiice!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I've got a custard thrusta
Right here in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Guided or unguided?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# If it goes off course,
it'll have to be detonated mid-flight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# That happens to us all from time to time....
most ladies understand!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I bet they wouldn't understand if it 'accidently' went off in their face.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# This is up to the standard expected, jolly good
And I was channel-hopping cable TV last night, saw some plug for Blighty or some other obscure channel which ended with the singer proclaiming "We love chutney!".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Thankfully we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# :)
Well I am very like-able
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I like these as they make me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha ffs *clicked hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# All wot they up there said.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# If you pull a pooey stick on someone
you better be prepared to use it ....
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# lol lol bombs
(gtfomh, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The future of war is fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# SCIENCE!
Best of all the belief systems!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Ah, that would make me a sort-of a priest.
Not as good as a bishop, but one up on the verger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# something something vergin' on the ridiculous
something something bash the bishop
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Something about putting one up the verger
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# You're a vergen.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Don't be so preachy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# The explosion and the friction of the mallow leaving the barrel with also toast it.
EPIC WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I think I have my answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# We must immediately start selling them to terrorists
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Toasted marshmallows count as one of your five-a-day.
SCIENCE FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# That's the kind of Science Fact I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# He didn't say five of what, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I only wish massive blocks of cheese were counted too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I wouldn't fancy eating a marshmallow
that has been propelled by farts.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# At 400 kph,
You don't get the choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Are they toasted before they are put in the barrel?
Or are they toasted on the way out of the barrel?

Muy importante.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It has to accept either.
US and UK standard ammo is toasted, but ammo captured from Vatican forces is often in the raw state, thus allowing independence from logistical support in the field.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Good to know.
Do you sell the ammo? I am getting a little peckish here.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Ah, without accreditation from the MoD or US DoD,
we regret that we cannot sell or deliver ammunition for such weapons systems.
However, if you're friendly with someone in the Russian black market, he can probably help.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# You really ARE the messiah!
And I should know - I've followed a few!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Are you sure they weren't just naughty boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Thank you kindly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The Oozie 100mm

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Special Technique.
What does it ooze? No forget I asked...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# That's quite disgusting
Clever though. Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Not usre I want botty gas near my Marshmallows!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I'm curious to know, even using a more sophisticated igntion system such as a match,
if a fart could actually propel something like a marshmellow/spud/etc.

So...um...should we try it?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Oh, if only there was some mad, reckless b3tan who could build such a device
Oh wait...
b3ta.com/links/I_am_on_BBC3_naked_in_the_bath
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Have you been looking in my profile......?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Wha......?
I didn't realise I was channeling him...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I'm not explaining to the Vice Chancellor
how we were found farting into a tube round the back of the maths department.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# The future of Law Enforcement
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Not recommended for civilian operations.
Unless you're totalitarian, then it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
#
www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/753d/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
I suppose it saves on the cost of chinchillas.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm... Assault Rifle
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Jesus merciful Christ of Mary
*weeps openly at teh punnage*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Mmmmm
*attempts to eat monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ah ha-ha ha-ha aaah

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I will never ever be able to unthink this now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Gaaaaaaah
*fetches spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# spang!
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The Deadliest Weapon in the World Is Marina and Her Rifle
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# wood
ashlly, plastic
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I don't mind a bit of plastic in a woman
but this girl has taken it too far.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Maaaaariiiiiinaaa Aqua Mariiiinaaaaaa
What is this sound,
of M16 rounds,
whenever youre near?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# HA
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Cor!
Looking for a few good men?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Silent but deadly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# all the enemy has to do is look for
the strings
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# CommanDOH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Ah hah ha! Nice!
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# And she couldn't speak.
Could such a woman exist?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# feeling ballsy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I hope it contains boinkers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
# something for everybody
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Strap-on truncheons?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# if you really NEED one, yes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Is it full of cake?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# It's full of bomb-making materials
the labeling is just to fool the cops ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# cunning
but they may take apart his bomb-making materials looking for drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# drat!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Canine Madras, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I've got that video.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Teela you dirty tranny cahhhh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] weapon? Impossible?
you decide

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] He. Rat powered.
Pea for compo.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I SENSE A PEAROST
Good 'un, though
(NiteOwl flapped about over the keyboard on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Militarized crippers - hooray!
A roasted pea, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:21, archived)
# never know when you'll need the square of a root out there
(if not a vine)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:22, archived)
# As used by the Black and Tangents
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:43, archived)
# No.
That's just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:56, archived)
# logb(x·y) = logb(x) + logb(y)
Base to exponent, base calling exponent...
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Hotel Alpha Hotel Alpha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I fail to see
the "I love this!" button.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Ooh thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha...a classic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Thanks Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] aha!
An actual chance for an actual pea!

Hasn't got any better over the last four years I see.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas? At this time of the morning? In a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Fucking hell :D
That's my morning pfffting out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:38, archived)
# DIIIIIIIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:50, archived)
# I love the smell of peas in the morning.
Smells like peas.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:51, archived)
# 4 years ffs
it's not like the internet's going to run out. Like coal, or vimto.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:04, archived)
# If coal and Vimto run out,
what is there left up North to live for?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Moaning about London?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Sanatogen
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:12, archived)
# chips and gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Incest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Southern house prices.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:45, archived)
#
house beer
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:58, archived)
# pea-ing in a new fred? Prodge will tear you a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:36, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:53, archived)
# predictable cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:01, archived)
# I might be predictable and a cunt but at least my posts are worth being in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:04, archived)
# predicabale?
lols
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:09, archived)
# lol whut?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:09, archived)
# I think he was referring to your typo. Which ironically he misspelled.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:17, archived)
# /ninja ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha even better
Pssst. "predicable"?

;)

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:22, archived)
# lol whut? ;)


*rubs eyes* I need more sleep
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:23, archived)
#
more sleep less scotch ;)



(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
#
more sleep less scotch more buckfast
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# rarrrrt
Well it's given you something to whinge about, so it's not a dead loss. Anyway, I've been working all night so leave me alone or I'll start taking it to heart.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I wasn't whinging I was just calling you a cunt


sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
# ta xx
Hmmm, it's actually in the faq not to repost old stuff, dammit! I thought you were just being funny about it. Would it be ruder now to delete the whole thread?
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:15, archived)
# i love how the FAQ is seen as some kind of bible
THESE ARE THE RULES

STRAY FROM THEM JUST A LITTLE AND YOU SHALL BE SMITED

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE USER WHO POSTS A 51K STILL IMAGE

edit: oh and no don't delete the thread, lest you incur further wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I think the New Testament FAQ allows up to 100k images.
HERESY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:19, archived)
# well i'm a b3ta jew
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:25, archived)
# I call people reposting cunts because it's turned into some kind of weird tradition :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:22, archived)
# na don't delete the thread it spazzes up the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:20, archived)
# here I made this for you prodge

You can slam it down on people's desks when they play up :)
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:45, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:46, archived)
# nah leave it
most of us have probably never seen it before, and beside, it's fucking empty as fuck here this morning.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Can you tell what it is yet? Pea-tastic.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:01, archived)
# It's a cock
and he has an erection, ba-dum etc
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:46, archived)
# that's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding. here's a similar picture i made
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:07, archived)
# heh
mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:23, archived)
# What if I just kill the humans and tell the altars what I've done
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:52, archived)
# I like it a lot, but
sustenance, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:07, archived)
# lovely place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here
Do the cops have inconspicuous beach wear?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:12, archived)
# I think I would move out of Sacrifice Town.
Possibly to Kittenandtitsville, TE
(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Anti-Hutt Spitcock Rifle

Most likely bindun.
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 6:18, archived)
#


Is it "Re-Post A CDC week"?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:14, archived)
# Yay for CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:14, archived)
# More of this from politicians
especially women in 4x4s who whine about losing their free money child benefits.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:08, archived)
#
Funniest part of the film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun, I'm sure
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Hardon The Barbarian?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:42, archived)
# OH CONAN IT'S SO THIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:03, archived)
# What's the opposite of chode?
It's a technical question.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:23, archived)
# clunge, my good man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:26, archived)
# 24 hour support, friendly service,
damn I love this place
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:31, archived)
# would you like your AIDS now, or will you pick it up later?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:45, archived)
# clunge, isn't that the term for lady bits?

i'm not sure what the medical term is for pencil dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 6:09, archived)
# Kinda
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Too soon?
(jpod, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:45, archived)
# you're not too soon
but I was too late
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Hahaha,
just looked at the file name, you boasting, or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:10, archived)
# 1st week of November is a bit soon!
Good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:57, archived)
# It's never too early
I fucking love christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Fiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:49, archived)
# haha
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:59, archived)
# snice
ifididntnobeteriwudthinkitsreel
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:12, archived)
# Hah, your bullets are no match for Freebaseman!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:04, archived)
# Space 1999?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Nah, UFO.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# PAY ATTENTION VIMOD, NOW STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Vimod's hit but he's laughing it off.
This isn't over yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:34, archived)
# Nature with the pope, Episode 2
Penguins are easily shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:36, archived)
# did you draw this?
its fab, you should give them a fancy font though.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
#
The art of typography is beyond my skills, and yes, thank you
Have Episode 1 if ya want
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:41, archived)
# thats awesome too
sorry i was just giving advice, not being a cunt. I love the drawings really really good. :D

I always thought goats were nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:18, archived)
# :)
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:17, archived)
#
Holy Shit, is it snowing Ashally?"
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 4:00, archived)
# "Its a bit windy ashally"
I love those....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 7:09, archived)
# Not a compo--I just got hungry
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:16, archived)
# hahaha
mmm this has made me hungry too
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Hot diggidy dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

proud of this.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Cunt
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Get a room, you two
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Nah
I've heard its far too fussy and he's got a potty mouth.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:40, archived)
# I see some practicality with this
(but my mind isn't what it should be, so disregard)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Make your own mind up!


Click for bigger (256 kb)
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:09, archived)
# fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I found this..........
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Looks fuck all like
Father Christmas and why's he carrying contriception pills?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:31, archived)
# also, I never thought I was a huge fan of latex, but....
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Oi don't knock it
Thats perfectly fit for bongo mags.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hmmm, calls for further.....research.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Oh you tease
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:22, archived)
# If you think those pics are something.
Try these. tinyurl.com/bjudsd
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:28, archived)
# well played :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# yeah, so they look pretty hot
but scratch the surface and they're all whiney fuckers in thrall to their hormones
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:34, archived)
# i used to work with one of this girls
not a whiney fucker either, she was great
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# *would*
and maybe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:30, archived)
# ...but I think you've got that reversed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:31, archived)
# don't put words into my mouth
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 2:03, archived)
# I'm guessing you've not seen this yet then?
NSF...Anyone, really
(Poison-System-X, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:31, archived)
# those two -- I don't think they have the father/daughter thing figured out

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Sooo would
The clean-shaven one, at any rate.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 5:12, archived)
# Looks natural.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 0:44, archived)
# That's just not right!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 1:01, archived)

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