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# hello
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Looking dapper old bean
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Wooooah oh-oh ohhh
Camofly,
things are never quite the way they seem
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# "Hi Ya, welcome to the Jeremy Kylie show!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# ^ Would

EDIT: With a flaming hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Needs more Elvis
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Needs less Jeremy Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Everything needs more Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Probability of bindun >95% but sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# needs more reflectonude
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# ^ This! Couldn't think what to call him.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Kettleman I thought was the approved moniker...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Why is there a reflection of your nakedness in his helmt?
Pft
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Guy Sporks? hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
# pfft!
reminds me that I have to update my Buzzword Bingo cards
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Oh yes!!!
Most silly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I like those impossible weapons that movie makers come up with
my favourites being Rose McGowan's prosthetic leg, Antonio Banderas's guitar and Will smith's Noisy Cricket.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# AND SEE MY NOISY CRICKET GET WICKED ON YOU
(__, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# sorry to TJ with a link, but this needs no shopping :D
izismile.com/img/img3/20101105/640/positive_emotion_of_640_18.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Oh, I don't know.....
a dash of magenta wouldn't go amiss
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# dear god no
don't they know there's an outside chance that even testing that weapon could ignite the atmosphere?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# hahah DON'T DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Wow...
Has anyone actually tried that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# All together, now!


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Grate stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Pfffffftttttttttt........
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I can't tell if it's raining or not
but it looks damp
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Remember, remember...something...

Q&D&S
Happy burning stuff and loud noises day, everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Is Robert Catesby saying....
"200 barrels of gunpowder, a dozen fat biftas of hi-grade skunk, and NOBODY thought to bring any matches or a lighter? ffs"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I recognise that source/sauce
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I have it engraved on a crystal champagne glass
I drink out of it on special occasions
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# You forgot to include Vinod Balakrishnan
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] hit the enemy where it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# They should have used sticks and stones to break their bones!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha -- loon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Imagine the fines for littering
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:35, archived)
# is that covered under the Geneva Convention?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# It's ok they are recyclable insults. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# yea, the classics never die
:p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# is that not what propaganda drops normally say?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Apparently they dropped oversized condoms on Iraq
With labels like "American issue"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Yeah but that only comfirmed to the Iraqis that the US Troops were enormous DickHeads ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Normally they say "You smell of wee!"
but the latest 'Smart' insult is "Yur Mum!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Normally, they are less specific
"If you ever knew anyone who didn't want to do it, well, we did 'em."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# "I think you're fat"
"We hid some pork in your falafel"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# We r in teh skyz
Killin' all ur hostagez
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I'll go now...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# That's going nowhere near my love meat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Or mine!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# haha in the words on Jean-Luc Picard "Make this compo so!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hehehe
luv me tenderloin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Great Bilbo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hahah inspired
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 


PRESS THOSE TROUSERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# oh dear!
don't be cruel
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha oh dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# ARGH
have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Marvellous
Keep fit and keep your enemies at bay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# You know, for enemies

I am liking this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# haha
Hudsucker reference ftw
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# take that! pesky watermelon man!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# if this was Butters..
.. the hula hoop would BE a blade and little blue fella would cut himself in half and there's be blood! lots of it.


woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Yowch.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Looks good on paper
I'd find a way to hurt myself with it, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I swear I saw something like this on the QVC kitchen gadgets show!*
Nicely :)


*(Only ยฃ10.99 (p&p ยฃ17.99) comes with free ninja suit for a limited time only!)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Woo, yay, hula (cringes)
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Damn melons and their constant attacks!
:D

edit: damn b3tan to it I should read replies more carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# WOO!
und
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Kilahoop!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# this is doing my head in, it looks like the blue thing is rotating in the same direction in both animations but the hoop is going in opposite directions
 
nevertheless, great fun

you know, for kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# the bottom one suffers far more from optimisation requirements :(
halving the frame count gives it a bit of a doplar effect (or whatever the visual one is called)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhh
I get that too, I make something and it appears to be going backwards.
or backwards and forwards at the same time.



is that black line that appears briefly in both an optimisation artefact too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# One of my cousins sets a hula hoop on fire and dances around on beaches for a living
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
these characters are strongly becoming my favourite thing on b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Woo:D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Tira's let herself go a bit!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I like the fact that sponges are animals, and the first ones that humans made artificial ones of.
Rectangular ones at that.

Hello sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# G'day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# How are you doing on this fine drab Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'm feeling giddy and b3ta-like
I really shouldn't be here - but my head's full of crap humour
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Haha, good to hear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I take it you're feeling comfortable with dipping your toes in, as it were, during daytime?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Not so much
Fridays are my days off. I'm at home now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Sales of this product are growing in momentum!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# pfffff
I guess any losses made will be easily absorbed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# He's Sunk 300 nicker into this enterprise
There are 567,000 units in his Warehouse in Clackton

I think he aims to flood the market
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Late forecast from Elvis Weathercock
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# haha but it's not animated ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# for that it would be withered cock
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# extra points for 1968 comeback special elvis
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# sounds like an image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Can I start with this? *opening gambit*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha--knock yourself out
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Question?
How do you add an image to an exsisting thread like elvis above?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:47, archived)
# click reply to Maiden's message
then in the message box, insert the link to the image (as you would in starting a thread)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Cool Cool Cool.
It's hosted on B3ta is that a prob?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# shouldn't be
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# It's a bit fiddly
The insert image to post button doesn't work, you really have to copy and paste
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Yeah I thought so.
It's not that good anyway...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# you can try it out with just a preview (without posting) if you choose to
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Does it work?

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# haha, yea--it worked
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Cheers cocker
No pun intended.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# THE STYLE FOR MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# He does look a bit elvish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# "AAAAAND A-HAITI IS A-GONNA BE FUCKEDAHHH, A-HUH-HUH"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# thankya ver'much
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hankya vermuch
yo hunka hunka burnin lufff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
wouldn't be too hard I guess. Some lurching at the hips, etc
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Make him do stuff with his clicky weather thing that'd be too much for 50's conservative america.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Actually, I'd animate this but I've already scrapped the psd file
and it's not worth working from the jpgs again
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Aw, pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Although he's got the moves, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Thank you very buk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:35, archived)
# USA USA USA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:36, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Happy Burn-a-Catholic-Traitor-in-Effigy Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:41, archived)
# One of my fave b3tans!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Who's your second favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Me, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# here's a ready-made image for Vagabond
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=51853
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Izzat
really he!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# WOO!
i want a cock hat like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# chavs would start wearing them and ruin it for you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# They already do IMO...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Thats no lilo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# mm sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Well that's unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# and that's the reason for the look of fear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# MUL-TI- BY-PASS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:24, archived)
# fat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] borderline nsfw
img251.imageshack.us/img251/7563/pumpg.jpg
the weapon is actually on the left btw
(Furby_Eater cba, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] On an entirely dissimilar note, here's one I made earlier I thought I'd pea on the compo...
The gay bomb:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# The outer two men appear unaffected
You might want to up the settings.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:46, archived)
# oddly enough
DARPA once toyed with the idea of creating a gay bomb with hopes the enemy would get so randy they would just end up fucking each other.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Yep I know, is what I based that on
strangely enough they soon abandoned it.

Even if it had worked I'm not 100% as to what they thought it would achieve...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4174519.stm

"The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale."

'Cos you can't fight whilst finding your comrades attractive as the modern 2 gendered het army will attest, you'd just be fucking one another the whole time...

*edit* actually not wholly untrue apparently there has been found to be a need to deal with a few unwanted pregnancies when troops holed up for long periods got bored and ran out of condoms...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# clever
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:39, archived)
# what is that, a dildo?
 
her tits appear to be bigger than her head, that cannot be right
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Id like to put mine between them, just for a sense of scale.
(Furby_Eater cba, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I daren't click
But I'll put this here

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
Ning McZak!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (29 kb)
(grotpig, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 7:32, archived)
# Last time I saw someone get pork slammed that hard into them was...
I'm not finishing that sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:50, archived)
# The muppets have been getting grittier
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
"I down't cayar 'oo you use, as long as they're not facking mappets ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Ee's not jus' good, ee's a facking lie-ah-billit-ee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I'll bet the end of the sentence contained "mum" dinnit?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Yep.
In that deleted scence from the Mummy where that guy is killed with a pork chop to the head.

(That do? It's Friday, after all.)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Good choice
they'll die waiting for mustard and buns
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:16, archived)
# thats not useless! you're feeding the enemy
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:17, archived)
# maybe it's friendly fire on his own troops
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:23, archived)
# VEGAN ASSAULT
 
they don't like it up 'em, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I hope they were bombing Alberquerque with them.
And following those up with jumping frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] i had a dream...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 6:42, archived)
# I bet he wouldn't do much business
with an arms dealership called Blunt Knifes
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:04, archived)
# Why? Are knife buyers that concerned about the correct use of plurals?
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:50, archived)
# D'oh
Schoolboy error there - sorry! Knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:59, archived)
# arrgggghhhhhh
'look at me, i'm wearing a leather jacket, look how rough my hair is like some sort of cool person! Now, check out my song "oooh baby i love you and our child" '
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:16, archived)
# haven't heard his shitty music in quite a while
thank god
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat-a-pult

With yarn projectile
(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:22, archived)
# GIVE 'EM THE CAT
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:48, archived)
# Would it then be ok for me
to put this here?

Just to be big, since I'm too drunk & stoned to give a give a resize.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 7:01, archived)
# kick a cat and your leg will crack.
 
/B. Kliban
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I've got that Friday Feline...
Roll on weekend. And crunchies.
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 6:10, archived)
# Yay it's nearly the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 6:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 7:15, archived)
# NING Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 7:16, archived)
# *rubs eyes*

ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 7:30, archived)
# Haha! Great work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 4:36, archived)
# hatstand
but awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 4:40, archived)
# blame the internet for it man
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:00, archived)
# FUCK YOU

Is this one from the site I posted the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:15, archived)
# naw man, I cropped those out of some old anti-drug pamphlet I found in PDF somewhere
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:29, archived)
#
www.frogandpenguincomics.com/comics/letters/misc/antidrug.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:33, archived)
# sound advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:34, archived)
# STOP DRUG
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:58, archived)
# DRINK IS THE LINK
 
speaking of which I appear to be sobering up, it is nearly time to clock off and start drinking again : (
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Why are you drinking mister rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:18, archived)
# well that was last night's debauchery, leading to excess blood alcohol in the day time
as for tonight, hey man, it's Friday

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
made my morning and I've only been awake for ten mins :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 7:32, archived)
# This makes NO SENSE
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:54, archived)
# batshit and fabulous
It's a powerful combo
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:31, archived)
# this is absolutely masterful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ahhhahhahh what?
they are being very cagey about this, WHAT sexual act was he simulating with a dog?

oh well, makes a change from their usual hobbies, punch-ups and pack-rape
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:14, archived)
# I reckon bagpiping.
Or a double-doggy dutch rudder.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:19, archived)
# What is it with rugby/footy players &
getting pissed/stoned etc. in a group & then having non-consensual sex with something/someone else?
I thought my Friday nights @ the pub were fun....
On that note, cheers - I'm starting early. ;)
EDIT: With the drinking - non-consensual sex may follow. If I'm allowed
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 5:23, archived)
#
allowed caught
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:57, archived)

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