...ummyeah...
pedobear aint a b3ta thing is it?
www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.52801~r.11188108
oh well :P
(pedobear aint a b3ta thing is it?
www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.52801~r.11188108
oh well :P
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 12:33,
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4Chan --->I see what you mean, though...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 13:20,
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You could have at least put up a bit of tinsel for Christmas, mate ;)Nice shot.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 13:20,
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Best B3tan to guess which I've got
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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:59,
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Been at the cooking sherry? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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Nooooppp. The coockign lager, mate! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:03,
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Well, it's past sunset somewhere in the world. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:04,
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It's over the yardarm. What the fusk does that mean???? Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:09,
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You sound like you could be watersking in front of your keyboard soon
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!And stuff.
( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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I was going to write that linebut didn't know if anyone would get it.
It's naval...
(It's naval...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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Here we are:(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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More syphilis.Give that a/the clap!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:04,
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looks like you don't have a picture
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 12:46,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Penguins!"){kind=small}
^ What she said..."Happy Boxing Day!"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:54,
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Slow board is slow.I liked it, anyway.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:50,
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loljust listened to that cat phonecall, what a fecking muppet :D
ps Merry Boxing Day, was Xmas shite as hell for you lot too?
(ps Merry Boxing Day, was Xmas shite as hell for you lot too?
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:00,
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Happy Boxing Day!I hope you've all got a full day's boxing ahead of you!
Meanwhile: TJ:
I'm hoping that one of the photographical b3tans sees this...
My dad has decided that he wants a zoom lens for his camera, but isn't sure what to get. His camera's a Canon DSL - he's vague on more than that - and he's basically after something that'll enable him to take photos of birds an' ting from a reasonable distance. His budget is about £300.
Any recommendations based on these admittedly vague parameters?
(Meanwhile: TJ:
I'm hoping that one of the photographical b3tans sees this...
My dad has decided that he wants a zoom lens for his camera, but isn't sure what to get. His camera's a Canon DSL - he's vague on more than that - and he's basically after something that'll enable him to take photos of birds an' ting from a reasonable distance. His budget is about £300.
Any recommendations based on these admittedly vague parameters?
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:10,
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Crikey.I'd say a 300 mm lens is good, but for 300 squid, probably a zoom lens. I've got a Sony rather than a Canon, so I couldn't help so much on that. Try this place: www.birdforum.net/forumdisplay.php?f=292
Birdforum's Canon subforum, centres around what Canon bits and bobs are best for birding.
(Birdforum's Canon subforum, centres around what Canon bits and bobs are best for birding.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:17,
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If his camera body is fairly new and does OK images in high iso, I guess a zoom will be sufficient despite letting in a little less light.
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:42,
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Guess so.Also:
www.digitalbirdphotography.com/cover.html
Fantastic e-book specifically on bird photography.
(www.digitalbirdphotography.com/cover.html
Fantastic e-book specifically on bird photography.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:48,
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simples.Increase the budget a little bit then buy a Nikon D3S and the trinity lenses.
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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also, since I can't be helpful maybe send a gaz in the direction of Jahled if he's still around
How is k3b/-\bby made? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:49,
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May be the only time I'll say 'pictures or it didn't happen'. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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I'm staying at my parents, but I'm NOT going through the polariods to find out.
Ha!One way to bugger up Christmas...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 11:06,
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Zoom lens for about £300? Easy.Have a look at the "Tamron 18-250mm F/3.5-6.3 AF Di-II LD Aspherical" lenses. Google product search lists the lens as £300 and under.
It's what I use on my Canon 50D, and it's only removed if I want to use my macro lens.
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Mon 27 Dec 2010, 11:00,
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It's what I use on my Canon 50D, and it's only removed if I want to use my macro lens.
I made more arts.Extinct one this - the Passenger Pigeon. Went from being the most numerous bird on Earth to extinct in less than 100 years.
(click on the pic for 800 px version)
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(click on the pic for 800 px version)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 2:49,
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Nice!They were good eatin'...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 3:02,
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Unfortunately so.The pic's for an encyclopedia on BirdForum - they only use members' pictures and of course, none of us have photos of things that have been gone that long...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 3:18,
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Om nyom nyom.Have a good Christmas?
Ah, the irony of watching Ricky Ponting fronting an advert about how England are going to be thrashed by Australia, while his team collapses like a Chinese school in an earthquake...
(Ah, the irony of watching Ricky Ponting fronting an advert about how England are going to be thrashed by Australia, while his team collapses like a Chinese school in an earthquake...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 3:36,
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Yeah I noticed that :(Christmas wasn't too bad, ate a bit too much, drank a bit too much.
How did you fare?
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Sun 26 Dec 2010, 3:39,
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How did you fare?
Pretty good, ta.Didn't overeat (I'm a changed man...) and the kids had a great time of it apart from the youngest having a paddy over the other one getting a dinosaur excavation kit (plastic bones in a block of soft plaster).
Need beer.
(Need beer.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 3:49,
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It honestly pisses me off, the rate at which we kill thingsSo many species that we have just disposed of without thinking. I really am depressed that I'll never get to see a dodo, and when I heard about lemurs the size of gorillas that just aren't around any more I got really rather pissed off at our entire race.
Lovely picture, by the way, I just wish there were more than drawings and the odd photo to show us creatures that we've nothing better to do than destroy.
(Lovely picture, by the way, I just wish there were more than drawings and the odd photo to show us creatures that we've nothing better to do than destroy.
shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 4:00,
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It's the things that weren't rare in the first place:Labrador Duck, Great Auk, Carolina Parakeet, Elephant Bird and so on - species where they were numerous and under no threat.
Species go extinct all the time naturally and chances are a lot of the ones that were rare before we started sticking our oar in were going to extirpate anyway, but things like the above are pretty shameful.
However, overall, things may be startig to look up a little. Places like Brazil are now realising just how important places like the rainforests are and if other nations catch on, maybe the pressure will be off a few species.
(Species go extinct all the time naturally and chances are a lot of the ones that were rare before we started sticking our oar in were going to extirpate anyway, but things like the above are pretty shameful.
However, overall, things may be startig to look up a little. Places like Brazil are now realising just how important places like the rainforests are and if other nations catch on, maybe the pressure will be off a few species.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 4:08,
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Beautiful arts.I like your drawings :)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 12:53,
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Thanks!I might be drawing a few more extirpated birds for their pages. Sad, but it's quite a challenge as there are only old b&w photos and stuffed birds to work from. I used four photos to work from to make the image - the problem with stuffed birds is that they are often on funny poses.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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Natural history museums are always my first stop on any holidayGuaranteed entertainment.
Looking forward to the drawings.
(Looking forward to the drawings.
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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Try the one in Vienna.Best museum I've been to. Sacrilege to say it, but it's better than the NHM in London.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 13:44,
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fuck yes! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 2:08,
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Anti Claus :)comes down the chimney and eats your tree the day after Christmas
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 2:17,
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The skills are amazingBUT THE TIMING IS SHIT SO FUCK OFF YOU FUCK *
*LIES, this is awesome
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Sun 26 Dec 2010, 2:27,
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*LIES, this is awesome
this is all sorts of awesome :Dlike a whole thesaurus's worth
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arrangedletters,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 4:56,
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Either that, or she's just really pleased to see you....!!!Sorry....!!! really really pissed at this end....!!!!
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 1:29,
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I'm reading that right now :)tis goood. I like the fact that I've not read anything like it before.
( arrangedletters,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 4:57,
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Ghost Written is worth reading.Cloud Atlas is genuis though I reckon.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 6:14,
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In Russiathis would be extremely technical
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 1:07,
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It's no use, Mr Darwin, it's penguins all the way down.This is fucking ace! :D
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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Really good wombling tomorow,With the amount of rubish being thrown out,....!!
(,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 1:33,
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Noooo!Why must I learn of such bad things through b3ta...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 21:05,
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B3taThe cutting edge of journalism
though I am RIS here
(though I am RIS here
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 21:14,
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This should explain(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 21:35,
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ArfOh it's you. Another name change to confuse an aging biddy ;)
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 21:35,
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What incredibly poor taste.I wish I'd thought of it :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 22:37,
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Don't worryYou can always steal this joke when Bernard Cribbins eventually passes on :(
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 23:18,
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I've decidedWhen I die, I'm going to have my epitaph inscribed in Comic Sans.
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 23:24,
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my friend was on the Movie Game with Jonathon Morris (of "Bread" fame) when he was about 8he got to the last round and then bombed out on the question "who was the creator of the wombles?".
so there.
(so there.
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:26,
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Ha ha! Fuck!*clicks hard*
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 0:19,
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Toptastic!I logged in for the first time in 5 years for this. Nicely done!
(,
Mon 27 Dec 2010, 8:13,
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It's P-P-P-Pick up a penguin P3L3. (From the old commercials)Edit:- here ya go :-)
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 20:56,
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That'll teach you, to try and get your mum to suck you off...!!!
Put the A team stripe down the pick up,so people know it's pick up 'a' penguin and not pick up 'the' penguin or 'some' penguins or 'that' penguin.
/pedant
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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/pedant
That's puddin' the puddin' right where it belongs !Happy Merrymas To You Too!
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:36,
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The brandy sauce is strong with this one....!!!Thankyou and same to you too....!!
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Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:43,
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r2d2telephonepudding? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 21:20,
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Something like that Skug.I couldn't think of a caption back then either.
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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Christmas Pressie:
It may not be christmas theme but its christmas coloured so you'd better be greatful.
F'kin Kids
P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:22,
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We've got a clockwork robot pencil sharpener exactly like that robot there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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I wish to purchase your clockwork robot pencil sharpener exactly like that robot there,Name your price!
( P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:38,
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I used to havean electro-mechanical robot robot exactly like that robot there.
It would shoot rockets!
(It would shoot rockets!
DaSchop gippie,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 20:03,
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I had one very similar that shot rockets,but it wasn't exactly the same.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 20:08,
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hmm..May have been slightly different but in my memories it looks ecactly like P3L3's now.
( DaSchop gippie,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 20:19,
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The robot is about to scrape the sky ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:41,
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Job done . . . time to PARTY !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:16,
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Santa's got it . . . and he's got it bad ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:30,
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Yippee Yuletide Rev. ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:44,
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Be Boppin' Time ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:32,
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Wowsers :)Two weeks off in bed for me; just got up and about to go back. Man flu x 4
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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I dont need telling twice *boogies down*
P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:35,
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Doin' the X ray ho down ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:39,
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Git Down!*Boogies FURIOUSLY!*
POST 2400! Woo!
(POST 2400! Woo!
P3L3 is not my real name.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:54,
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Good on ya . . . a nice even round post ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:59,
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Dead man's party! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 21:38,
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Nice masquerade chorus . . . I love the sound !(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:42,
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Job done = Sack emptied.PARTAAAAY!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:56,
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That's it . . . let it all hang OUT ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:58,
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Your taste in Yule Zap is a time tested taste ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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It does pass the taste test and the door step challange....!!!!Happy day to you......
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:31,
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Vulcan Boogied ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:15,
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Bonesgets boned!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 18:17,
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Bindun :)What I'd like to see is :
Matt Lucas
Satin Lucas - Satan Lucas - Santa Lucas
Gloss Lucas
(Matt Lucas
Satin Lucas - Satan Lucas - Santa Lucas
Gloss Lucas
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 16:21,
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