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[challenge entry] Whoa oh oh...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
also "I 'ate you Butlaaar"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# WHOOOOOOAAAAHHH!!!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# haha!
one of the few I got straight away
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I currently have sleep deprivation, unfortunately that still doesn't help me with b3ta images
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# All you need is love?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# yes, but which version?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# click it and find out
would be good if everyone linked their pics to yootoob
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
# i can't watch youtue on this thing
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Cannot stop the battery
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd be suprised if anyone under 50 gets this
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)
# remember
when you tell those little white lies...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Needs more eyes
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Why, it's The Knight Has A Thousand Eyes by Bobby Vee.
I'm 37.
And there's a degree of inaccuracy in this picture.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I reckon you're about 958 eyes short.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# the rest are under his jacket
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# He has eyes in the back of his head!
:D

Edit: and potatoes in his pockets!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# he keeps the rest in his pockets
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# A pile of shit has 1000 eyes?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I'd campaign to get that as the Christmas number 1.
Once it's re-released.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# but I'm under fifty and I get it (occasionally)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Don't go bragging
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# this is good
but i hate that cunt so much
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] A first attempt.....
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# could do with a bit of contrast
as i can't tell where the lion finishes
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Probably right there!
will have a tinker about with it later.
Just had a look through some of the other entries though, think I'll have to do better! C-
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# don't put yourself down
at least you gave it a good try
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Wherever he bloody well feels like it, I'd've thought.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# heheheh
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I like how you have used three different types of cat here.....
And not just a snow leopard or tiger....
Making it clear they are interested in the welfare of all cats, and not just one species....
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# ...and the fact that he gets his kicks shoving fireworks up dogs' arses is neither her nor there.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# What do you mean?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)
# (sigh)
I was implying, for a comic effect that's clearly failed with you, that the poster of the above image cares profoundly about cats of all kinds but may not care so deeply about other species.

Now piss off, I'm busy waterboarding this pangolin.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Fot true comic effect,
May I suggest you get a penguin to waterboard the pangolin inside a palanquin ;-)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!!!




(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Sail away, sail away, sail away
sail away sail away
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
Always wondered what inspired her to write that.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# With the song in the background...
...this is almost ethereal.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ...until some of it lands in your mouth.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Until then, yes.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# uretheral surely?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Enya just had to post it
didn't you?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Technically that's an Orinoco Gush
But it still made me laugh and click
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] One for all you B Boys out there...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# sabotage?
am very thick - this is not the best compo for me....
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, archived)
# did you delete the post?
naughty naughty!!!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Negotiation Limerick File
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# BEER TIEM!

LATERS PEOPLE
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# have fun, pisshead :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# welcome newbie!
pull up a chair-like kitten.
:D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Empire State Building on a Jay Zee
I'm right, aren't I?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
Spot on!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# never mind the head
those lips are just luscious
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Empire State Haircut!
Woo & welcome :D

Have I seen that username before somewhere?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
#
Urban Dead?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Lovely start
Welcome
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# FINALLY A KEEPER
Welcome newbie after the quality of new posters recently you are very welcome
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)
#
I thank you!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
#

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# SA? on a FRIDAY???
my, you're spoiling us!
also, poor leonard!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Explosive Slinky wins
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Call yourself a pornographer?
I can't even get a semi off this.
*EDIT* OK, maybe off the last frame, but that's only when I pretend the shrapnel is a gathering cloud of flies.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Semi
I've got a full terrace!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
That reminds me of the Tarantula in Human Planet last night..
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# When they start screaming, they're ready :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Unless you're heating up a tin of hot dogs.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)
# hot dogs are just dirt food
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# ^^ Lily Allen
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Arf! :)
Good weekend all!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)
# NYAAAAAHHH
Poor Leonard :(
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# time for cider inside 'er.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# sounds good to me
*raids penny jar*
*realises she hasn't got enough for a bottle of panda pops lemonade*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# that is a very poor penny jar
try the jam jar, check all your pockets.

Look I can see some from right here...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# i dislike jam
the only jar i have with money in it can't be touched.
stupid wedding flowers :(
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I am confused by your words
What wedding?
what flowers?
Why can't you touch the money in the jar?


We need to know.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# the money in the jar
is to pay for the flowers for my sister's wedding. that's my gift for her. i can't touch it, because i couldn't afford to put the money back without leaving myself short of cash next week, thus resulting in a vicious circle of borrow-repay-borrow-repay.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I like this explanation
It is also altruistic.
So therefore you can reward your good deeds by spending the lot on some absinthe.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# oh, if only
i could go a rew rounds with the green fairy right now
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, archived)
# flower girl
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I'd love to set her up for a date with Mr Logic from Viz.
Made for each other.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# THAT'S who she reminds me of!
nice one, trampy!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea what that is. (sorry. It didn't load before)
Have a compo VVVNSFW!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# *still staring at the ballsack, always at the ballsack*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)
# * Puts back in ignore list
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah, but....
does she take it up the shitter it tile?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:32, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Fuck off!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Lily, have you considered rehab?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:40, archived)
# You're thinking of Lily Winehouse
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Actually I was thinking about cookies.
That's what confused me.

(Oatmeal raisin in case you're curious)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# The chewy sort, or the crispier kind?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:40, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Are you drimble?
Are you replying to yourself or did you just join to so you could wait for people to say Lily Allen? How many times have you managed it - I've seen two replies I think.

Just curious is all.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Eh?
Why would I tell myself to fuck off?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Fuck off
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)
# why not?
see, it's funny.


made me laugh

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Oh Lily, you're such a cunt!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I'm ...
I mean, You're, not helping you know
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# *paradox complete*
BOOM!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Ah hell yeah
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Yay.....
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# In bloom.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Not even my first-ever compo entry about these crazy Dutch guysh
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Ho ho!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# There really were two outstanding things about 2 Unlimited
and they both belonged to the shorter member of the group.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Her good manners and stylish outfits?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Um, yep - that'd be the ones*
*as if ;-)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Are you talking about her tits, Grunty?
I'm afraid your sophisticated Benny Hill homage sailed right over the rabble's heads.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Do you mean?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
# No no... No no no no... No no no no... No no no no
Yes
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!
Arf
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Superb image
Looks like some kind of horror film poster.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:56, archived)
# The Days the Biros Bit Back?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Monsters Ink?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Monster Sink?
/isihac blog
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:04, archived)
# My Blueberry Nights?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Shitty Fucking Blueberries
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)
# "I Told You You Are Not Allowed To Wash Your Face In My Sink You Drunken Arse"
by the Dream Warriors.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
One of their lesser-known hits :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Those were good days. I also fondly remember
"Gavin, Where Did You Hide My Fucking Ventolin Inhaler, You Know I Don't Find It Funny" by PM Dawn.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Was it a Blues song?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I'm blue dabba dibba doo dooo
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] First eva compo entry so be nice you lot.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)
# * Bees nice

EDIT: Is it "Field, lazy mother dover, wasp, fat git, clanger quad"?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# She likes you too
Edit: Not quite
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# CLUE: Rolling Stones
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Haha
A view
Signor
Mother
Bay
Bee
Stan
Ding
The Shadows
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadows?
AICMFP

(a view, senor, mother, bay, bee, stan, dingin', the shadows)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Well done you miss!
A view, senor, mother, bay, bee, Stan, dinging, The Shadows
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Bah
mindpissed
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# You!
Get back to your easy proxy server.
Still going North tonight? Come to the dark side. It's all about the rugby.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Yeah I'm meeting himself at 7:30
You'll have to roar incoherently about leeks without me I'm afraid
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Never Never Land.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
# apparently his name IS on the list
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Dree-eam, can't come through?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:44, archived)
# In Da Club?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)
# it must be friday
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Thanky wob:D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
# where's the pic
retard
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
# YEY! Pub it's nearly Pub Tiem!

THANKS ROB!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Hey Rob - I've gazzed you.
Lots of love,

A Vagabond
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:41, archived)
# cheers rob :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:44, archived)
# the laptop battery link is a duffer
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Thanks Rob :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Hazzar!
just enough time to speed read it before i go to the vets to pick up the dog.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this was what it was all about, as much late 80s tecno-house was
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I proffer my own woo!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# It's Chico time!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)
# This is - I'm not kidding - the first compo entry this week
that I've got without filenaming.
So thank you for that and have a click.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] errr...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)
# God that really is a face to put the willies up children, isn't it.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:16, archived)
# he has the willy as well.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:21, archived)
# oh yes you're right..
had the willy.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Rumour has it...
That Macaulay Culkin had a mould of MJ's cock made so it can remind him of the good times they shared. So I heard on the grape vine.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hehe
although i'm pretty sure mj couldnt blink when he was at that stage of his transformation
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:16, archived)
# he does look oddly like
Gary Oldman in Hannibal.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Three in one!
Triple points ... er ...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)
# hmm?
i will take these three points... although I don't understand what they're for...

Are they shiney? I hope they're shiney.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I thought ...
Back In Black
Black Or White
Man In The Mirror

I'm sure there's more ... :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)
# the hints in the ACDC poster
:P

but yes.. the rest of them where entirely intentional as well... including all the others you may think of.

It's hard work being this engenius and intellijunt and shit.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:39, archived)
# i sense another FP
great work *click*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
# gah!
you've ruined it now.

*stomp stomp stomp*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Scary how much his sister looks like him. Either it is him, or she uses the same surgeon.


I suppose there's an outside chance that he was telling the truth when he claimed he didn't have plastic surgery.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I don't think he ever denied having work done on his face;
just taking skin bleach pills.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# MY WIFE WOULD LIKE TO USE YOUR TOILET DAVE
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# PEGS, DAVE?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I See a Paedo and I want to Paint it Black?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I suppose I could claim it was I'm looking at the man in the mirror
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] A couple of quick rubbish ones.





(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Phwoar, Bob and Gorky's in one post.
You're spoiling us.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Is that from the song, 'Underaged Totty'?:P
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)
# It's from "The Future Sound Of Mrs Depp."
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Odd, 'un, la Paradis.
I'm sure she used to be younger than me, but now she's about 10 years older than me.
It can't just be the Scrumpy Jack.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# From my experience of Scrumpy Jack
That's exactly what it could be.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:39, archived)
# *pogos around to peanut dispenser*
Fantastic band!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Saw 'em in some pub in (I think) Newport
just before they got well known. Plenty of unwarranted kudos points a year or so later when I was able to annoy the smug obscure band snobs with, "Oh yeah, I liked The Game of Eyes. Have they finally released an album now then?"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I never knew they got well know.
Then agaon at that time some of the bands I was seeing at small venues included The Bluetones, Skunk Anasie, Supergrass ans many other good bands:D
Ah The Joiners in Southampton. Fantastic venue:)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# "Barafundle" is a summer masterpiece that should be free on the NHS.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)

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