I currently have sleep deprivation, unfortunately that still doesn't help me with b3ta images
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click it and find out
would be good if everyone linked their pics to yootoob
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:45,
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Why, it's The Knight Has A Thousand Eyes by Bobby Vee.
I'm 37.
And there's a degree of inaccuracy in this picture.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:20,
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And there's a degree of inaccuracy in this picture.
He has eyes in the back of his head!
:D
Edit: and potatoes in his pockets!
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22,
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Edit: and potatoes in his pockets!
I'd campaign to get that as the Christmas number 1.
Once it's re-released.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:30,
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could do with a bit of contrast
as i can't tell where the lion finishes
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:10,
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Probably right there!
will have a tinker about with it later.
Just had a look through some of the other entries though, think I'll have to do better! C-
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:14,
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Just had a look through some of the other entries though, think I'll have to do better! C-
I like how you have used three different types of cat here.....
And not just a snow leopard or tiger....
Making it clear they are interested in the welfare of all cats, and not just one species....
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:43,
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Making it clear they are interested in the welfare of all cats, and not just one species....
...and the fact that he gets his kicks shoving fireworks up dogs' arses is neither her nor there.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:06,
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(sigh)
I was implying, for a comic effect that's clearly failed with you, that the poster of the above image cares profoundly about cats of all kinds but may not care so deeply about other species.
Now piss off, I'm busy waterboarding this pangolin.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:35,
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Now piss off, I'm busy waterboarding this pangolin.
Fot true comic effect,
May I suggest you get a penguin to waterboard the pangolin inside a palanquin ;-)
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:46,
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Technically that's an Orinoco Gush
But it still made me laugh and click
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:12,
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sabotage?
am very thick - this is not the best compo for me....
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54,
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Empire State Haircut!
Woo & welcome :D
Have I seen that username before somewhere?
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:58,
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Have I seen that username before somewhere?
FINALLY A KEEPER
Welcome newbie after the quality of new posters recently you are very welcome
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:36,
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Call yourself a pornographer?
I can't even get a semi off this.
*EDIT* OK, maybe off the last frame, but that's only when I pretend the shrapnel is a gathering cloud of flies.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:48,
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*EDIT* OK, maybe off the last frame, but that's only when I pretend the shrapnel is a gathering cloud of flies.
Ha ha ha....
That reminds me of the Tarantula in Human Planet last night..
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49,
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sounds good to me
*raids penny jar*
*realises she hasn't got enough for a bottle of panda pops lemonade*
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:37,
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*realises she hasn't got enough for a bottle of panda pops lemonade*
that is a very poor penny jar
try the jam jar, check all your pockets.
Look I can see some from right here...
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39,
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Look I can see some from right here...
i dislike jam
the only jar i have with money in it can't be touched.
stupid wedding flowers :(
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:41,
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stupid wedding flowers :(
I am confused by your words
What wedding?
what flowers?
Why can't you touch the money in the jar?
We need to know.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:43,
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what flowers?
Why can't you touch the money in the jar?
We need to know.
the money in the jar
is to pay for the flowers for my sister's wedding. that's my gift for her. i can't touch it, because i couldn't afford to put the money back without leaving myself short of cash next week, thus resulting in a vicious circle of borrow-repay-borrow-repay.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:45,
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I like this explanation
It is also altruistic.
So therefore you can reward your good deeds by spending the lot on some absinthe.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50,
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So therefore you can reward your good deeds by spending the lot on some absinthe.
oh, if only
i could go a rew rounds with the green fairy right now
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53,
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I'd love to set her up for a date with Mr Logic from Viz.
Made for each other.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:23,
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I have no idea what that is. (sorry. It didn't load before)
Have a compo VVVNSFW!
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:27,
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Actually I was thinking about cookies.
That's what confused me.
(Oatmeal raisin in case you're curious)
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:47,
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(Oatmeal raisin in case you're curious)
Are you drimble?
Are you replying to yourself or did you just join to so you could wait for people to say Lily Allen? How many times have you managed it - I've seen two replies I think.
Just curious is all.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:42,
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Just curious is all.
Not even my first-ever compo entry about these crazy Dutch guysh
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There really were two outstanding things about 2 Unlimited
and they both belonged to the shorter member of the group.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:12,
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Are you talking about her tits, Grunty?
I'm afraid your sophisticated Benny Hill homage sailed right over the rabble's heads.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52,
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"I Told You You Are Not Allowed To Wash Your Face In My Sink You Drunken Arse"
by the Dream Warriors.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:02,
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Those were good days. I also fondly remember
"Gavin, Where Did You Hide My Fucking Ventolin Inhaler, You Know I Don't Find It Funny" by PM Dawn.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:18,
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* Bees nice
EDIT: Is it "Field, lazy mother dover, wasp, fat git, clanger quad"?
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:52,
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EDIT: Is it "Field, lazy mother dover, wasp, fat git, clanger quad"?
Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadows?
AICMFP
(a view, senor, mother, bay, bee, stan, dingin', the shadows)
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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(a view, senor, mother, bay, bee, stan, dingin', the shadows)
Well done you miss!
A view, senor, mother, bay, bee, Stan, dinging, The Shadows
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:08,
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You!
Get back to your easy proxy server.
Still going North tonight? Come to the dark side. It's all about the rugby.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:16,
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Still going North tonight? Come to the dark side. It's all about the rugby.
Yeah I'm meeting himself at 7:30
You'll have to roar incoherently about leeks without me I'm afraid
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:23,
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Hazzar!
just enough time to speed read it before i go to the vets to pick up the dog.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:11,
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I think this was what it was all about, as much late 80s tecno-house was
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:31,
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This is - I'm not kidding - the first compo entry this week
that I've got without filenaming.
So thank you for that and have a click.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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So thank you for that and have a click.
God that really is a face to put the willies up children, isn't it.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:16,
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Rumour has it...
That Macaulay Culkin had a mould of MJ's cock made so it can remind him of the good times they shared. So I heard on the grape vine.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29,
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hehe
although i'm pretty sure mj couldnt blink when he was at that stage of his transformation
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:16,
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hmm?
i will take these three points... although I don't understand what they're for...
Are they shiney? I hope they're shiney.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:21,
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Are they shiney? I hope they're shiney.
I thought ...
Back In Black
Black Or White
Man In The Mirror
I'm sure there's more ... :)
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:32,
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Black Or White
Man In The Mirror
I'm sure there's more ... :)
the hints in the ACDC poster
:P
but yes.. the rest of them where entirely intentional as well... including all the others you may think of.
It's hard work being this engenius and intellijunt and shit.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:39,
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but yes.. the rest of them where entirely intentional as well... including all the others you may think of.
It's hard work being this engenius and intellijunt and shit.
Hahahaha.
Scary how much his sister looks like him. Either it is him, or she uses the same surgeon.
I suppose there's an outside chance that he was telling the truth when he claimed he didn't have plastic surgery.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:24,
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I suppose there's an outside chance that he was telling the truth when he claimed he didn't have plastic surgery.
I don't think he ever denied having work done on his face;
just taking skin bleach pills.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:28,
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I suppose I could claim it was I'm looking at the man in the mirror
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:34,
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Odd, 'un, la Paradis.
I'm sure she used to be younger than me, but now she's about 10 years older than me.
It can't just be the Scrumpy Jack.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:28,
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It can't just be the Scrumpy Jack.
From my experience of Scrumpy Jack
That's exactly what it could be.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:39,
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Saw 'em in some pub in (I think) Newport
just before they got well known. Plenty of unwarranted kudos points a year or so later when I was able to annoy the smug obscure band snobs with, "Oh yeah, I liked The Game of Eyes. Have they finally released an album now then?"
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:23,
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I never knew they got well know.
Then agaon at that time some of the bands I was seeing at small venues included The Bluetones, Skunk Anasie, Supergrass ans many other good bands:D
Ah The Joiners in Southampton. Fantastic venue:)
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:28,
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Ah The Joiners in Southampton. Fantastic venue:)
"Barafundle" is a summer masterpiece that should be free on the NHS.
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Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29,
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