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# I apologise, i had to get this pun out of my head
Filename gives it away, guess without looking and you get a cookie.

(BleuNoir, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I'll click "I like this" for sheer convolutedness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# wide setting?
wide? Setting?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# BABY LUVZ DANCE CHOONES
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:00, archived)
# "Hey - you ever see a baby do this?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Why is baby wearing a tea cosy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# He's wearing two.
It's tea tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Bet he wants milk with that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Well, that begs the question ...
"Can it be milked?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:29, archived)
# You can extract oil from babbies
And powder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Not to mention how easy it is to take candy from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# And jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Ravey Baby Gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# The thing you've plugged in his head prolly don't help! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# How is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop teh croolty
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:55, archived)
# yay
(Token Reply loves you., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Top comedy account, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ground control to Major Bill...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:51, archived)
# woo
(Token Reply loves you., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# whrrrrrr
(bunglist, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Could combine this with the post below
But that's when the shit really hits the fan.
(clarification for chumpers : not calling your pic shit, but it is coprologically themed.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:40, archived)
# So... when our cat sits on the windowsill and stares at people outside and occasionally licks itself, it's seen as cute
Yet when I do it, it's creepy? Double standards or what!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Yes, yes.....
Time for your medication, Mr. Tribs
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I do believe it was one of the best number 2's in the shit parade :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:49, archived)
# I've always been an enormous fan.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Good lord! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Hahaha! Yeah, fuck off, you impatient cunt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:02, archived)
# CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Doesn't anyone ever knock?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:18, archived)
# yay
(Token Reply loves you., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I made a rediculously huge flow chart!
The proper pruning of a Pandora Radio station!

click for FUCKING MASSIVE

A long train ride well spent I say.
Still could use a bit of work, some bits are too cramped
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:43, archived)
# Pandora
Doesn't work in the UK any more (hasn't for a while)

and last.fm just started charging. Ballbags.

I look forward to finding the rest of your flowchart hilarious.
(CaptainMaak, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:48, archived)
# wow
didn't know that.
shit
edit: oh, and to save time, don't worry, it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:51, archived)
# Try Grooveshark
It's very US centric (at least in Indie terms) but pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:09, archived)
# What happens next?

EDIT: Waits....

EDITED EDIT: WOAH! "Lets it Play Out"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:49, archived)
# Go wid de flow!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Hang on!
So just because I don't have an interesting scars, lost parents or metal friends my epic journey to battle evil was pointless?

Dammit, why didn't someone tell me sooner! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:06, archived)
# It would be harsh to fail at the "got any interesting scars" stage.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Harsh but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry]



(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 3:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Late to reply
but Yay! Just listened to that a couple of days ago.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 7:45, archived)
# Hell Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] My first foray into puppetwarp animation
(CaptainMaak, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 2:23, archived)
# I haven't a clue what you're bleating on about
But I think that's a pretty good first puppetwarp animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:08, archived)
# evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:46, archived)
# i'm not sure if i want to cuddle it or kill it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:49, archived)
# cuddle!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:55, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:57, archived)
# well.......
ok
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:59, archived)
# cuddle, then kill?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:05, archived)
# hmmm
good call
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)
# in a praying mantis stylee?
my mum warned me about your type
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:12, archived)
# she underestimated me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:14, archived)
# my traditional relationship tactics.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:13, archived)
# saves all that fighting over the remote control
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:15, archived)
# and with that, it's time for bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:22, archived)
# i'm off too
ta for banter y'all - enjoyed tonight. neet neet.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:32, archived)
# haha, excellent passport photo!


(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:50, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:54, archived)
# hehe...
excellent teeth :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:57, archived)
# For a frightening moment there I couldn't work out which end of the dog this was
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:58, archived)
# haha
so it wasn't just me
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:00, archived)
# ^this
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:07, archived)
# hillbilly scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)
# 't'aint
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Mickey Rooney?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Yep, just image searched him.
I can totally see the resemblance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:23, archived)
# how does he smell?
(yeah, i'll rack 'em up...)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:58, archived)
# OH GOD THE STARE
It's trying to eat my soul
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Rathergood.com??
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 2:14, archived)
#
(randomscally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Haha! This is nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Somebody looks anxious

Probably a job for the Cat Survival Trust.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 4:26, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:45, archived)
#
i spent ten minutes trying to work out the song


going to bed now
(hreqz, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:46, archived)
# technically, that's impossible
given that a) it's not a song and b) i only uploaded it 2 minutes ago

have you been dabbling in time travel?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:48, archived)
# that toilet is a turdis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:49, archived)
# What if?
(Jem Harley is finding it difficult to sleep, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# would.
...the unstoppable force one of course, whichever she is, not the immovable object one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)
# you'd do one
whilst holding the other's chips for safekeeping, whilst she's pissing in the bus stop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:28, archived)
# why do some fat women insist on wearing tight animal-print tops or pants?
they look fucking horrible and tacky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:18, archived)
# camouflage?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Response of the night!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:41, archived)
# She really was an awfully big marine.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Hang on, I'll ask my misses...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:51, archived)
# Answer:
The unstoppable force stops, the immovable object moves.

And at over 300kb your image is more bloated that the people it depicts.
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)
# almost
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# re: Answer:
I never knew
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# It's like the Zen story of the goose in the bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# please, tell it to me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Ok.
It's an old story used in Zen communities -- someone put a baby goose into a bottle and continued to feed the goose until it was too big to get out.
The question the Zen student must answer is: how do you get the goose out of the bottle without hurting the goose, or breaking the bottle.

The most well-known answer was given by the master Nansen, who was asked by a great philosophical official of the time, Riko, to explain the story of the goose in the bottle.

"If a man puts a gosling into a bottle," said Riko, "and feeds him until he is full-grown, how can the man get the goose out without killing it or breaking the bottle?"
Nansen gave a great clap with his hands and shouted: "Riko!"
"Yes, Master," said the official with a start.
"See," said Nansen, "the goose is out!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:36, archived)
# so
he was talking shit, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:41, archived)
# but knew the sound of
one goose flapping
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:49, archived)
# that doesn't get the goose out of the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:50, archived)
# there is no spork
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:55, archived)
# just as well
i'm eating soup, you need a spoon for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:58, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

tho you may prefer a foon
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:02, archived)
# sporks are great
but spoons are best for soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:05, archived)
# there is no spork
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:08, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Wasn't it something about feeding and feeding the goose, until it's so fat
that its liver becomes quite a delicacy and the monk renounces Zen and retires on the proceeds?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
*zing*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:23, archived)
# but nowhere near as pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:24, archived)
# The detail makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# This would never happen
as f=ma
Both objects would require an infinate force, the immovable object would require an infinate mass which is not possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# large macro based pictures have places on the internet
b3ta isn't really one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Where did you
find the source pic? I need more of them quickly so I can finish my wank with a decent climax.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Text On A Huge Picture Of Huge Women
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:50, archived)
# It's funny cos they like chips
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Aren't fat people funny?
I'm glad fat people aren't allowed on the internet. That would probably make me throw up in their faces if I thought they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Literal
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)
# this is making me want to watch maximum overdrive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' b3ta
a lateish entry and probably bindun but hey ho...

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)
# buffalo bill?
oh, gotchya - v good
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)
# bindun? not as far as i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:13, archived)
# bison soldier?
bison bill?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
# depends whether it produces mozzarella
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Buffalo Trumpet!
One of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# The Boogie Woogie Bugle Bison of Company B?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYoM0qQL6mE

even better...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)
# he looks
very dignified
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] surely bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# well I'm certainly not clicking 'i like this'
- B G
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)
# B G ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)
# british gas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)
# AHHHH ok that makes a lot more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:35, archived)
# pfft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Monday's no fun.
Tuesday's the same.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:38, archived)
# lies!
tuesday is payday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# may as well kill ourselves
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# I'll enter into this suicide pact
but if I feel better when everyone else kills themselves then I'm walking away
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I'm puttin' mine on Youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I'm going on Chat roulette to do mine
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)
# ok - done it
your turn
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)
# ok just going to watch starship troopers first
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)
# they all die at the end
why not join in?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I will
it's finished in half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# i've missed most of it
and the religious thing is putting me off. is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:44, archived)
# no it's shit
and that bug has a fanny for a mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# The first time I saw it that's exactly what I said.

Well, to be honest I didn't use the word 'fanny'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:48, archived)
# the one in the first film had clungemouth too
after watching the second, i wasn't really holding out much hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
# not actually seen it
just guessing about the end. prolly shit tho.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# it is so far
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
# the Mech warrior suits are the best thing about it so far
Memories of hours on the nes are flooding back
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)
# ah, the nes
there was a game i used to love playing, hogs of war.
funny as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
# best way to kill a giant bug
is with a massive shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)
# right going to go kill myself now
or just go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Everything will look better in the morning.
Apart from my face.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:13, archived)
# i for one
welcome our new insectoid overlords
(my shoes aren't big enough)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I'd like to know more
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)
# heheheh
i do want a mech warrior suit, though.

terry pratchett made a joke in one of his books about "humptulip's seminal work, 'Howe To Kille Insects'. all 2,000 pages of it."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)
# tuesdays gray
and wednesday too
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:41, archived)
# thursday's great
but friday's poo
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)
# saturday i don't care 'bout you
cos sundays i lie in
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Hit?
Who's calling this a hit?
Well I deserve a hit
Calling this a hit,
I don't deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:56, archived)
#

MacBig
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
# i want an ewok servant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# i'll be your ewok servant
tho i'm not that short. or hairy. nor ewok-ish. and don't like much servicing others. in fact, fudge it, let's just call the whole thing off.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)
# definitely
especially if you don't like "servicing" people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Do what the romans do.
Have a native in your patrol or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# MacBig really does the trick . . . excellent details !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:01, archived)
# :D
Quiet in here tonight innit?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# michael j. fox in drag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)
# So hot she's boiling?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Wobbly Bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Lily Allellellellellellen?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Haha, this is fantastic
It makes no sense, but/therefore I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Vader would sound awesome
with a Scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry] No I can't dants !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# hahahaha
i love you valin.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Nice . . . but I can barely shake a leg /\/\/\/\/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Looks like you need a hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Don't know if that would help . . .
thanks to atomic for the silhouette and the idea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Madness!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Sheer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# That's the ticket . . . good idea . . . once again atomic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# :D...ha ha...see ya's... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)
# am it "Oldies night"?.........................I hope you're wearing your bib
I've got mine on:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy . . . the dinner menu and all the ingredients for the recipes are on my bibby !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# ONE STEP BEYOOOOOOONNNDDD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
# TWO STEPS BACK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:24, archived)
# *paula abduls*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)
# *trips falls*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
# *points, laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)
# The only good thing in Family Guy ever.
And all kudos to her for agreeing to re-record the part.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i'm ashamed to admit
i loved that song when it first came out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:56, archived)
# hope I get old..
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha fuh....
The Christmas one is just, well, I don't know.

Also, what's that game called when you draw someones head, someone draws a body, someone else the legs etc? I have a head.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Exquisite Corpses
Sounds suitable for the 'Goth' Compo...
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Thanks!
Needs a body
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I miss simpler times... .
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Dlacura
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:18, archived)
# I'm doing it wrong
as rather selfishly, I leave no room for other additions...
Errr?

Someone with talent have a go
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Turtlehead.
Ahh, board is going quiet again... time for me to toddle off I think and watch the First Men in the Moon. Hope it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# All it took for this burst of activity was me posting
a painfull song title entry.

I'll try and do a 'real' torso for tomorrow...

Night
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Dunno
but it's yonks since we've done one of those on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I never saw one on here before....
But I kinda thought they would work. :D
EDIT: Did everyone call 'dibs' or what? Just post a part and waited for what came next???
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# this is one of the saddest things i've ever seen.
i'd die before wearing one of those things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# But they are so comfortable
erm, I mean... me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# just like the
guy at the bottom left, I'd rather go out like that. Incredulous at the fact it's still buttery. It's been 10 years, my incredulity is wearing thin, I realise it's like butter.
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# stop spreading your incredulity on toast
that's the key
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I think we took a wrong turn somewhere along the societal line
trololololololololololo.com/
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# best thing on internet
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# If Lawrence Welk were alive today I'd...
Force him to listen to Cattle Decapitation.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Why does he remind me so much of Dick Beattie???
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# rissing i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Talkin' 'bout my g ge gen gen generation . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# There's always hope !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# checkerboard pattern E is PERFECT for barbecue
this is just so wrong :P

ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)

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