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Got a graphics tablet on Sunday...

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)

ever think about using it?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)

My artistic skills are limited...

... not to mention, pisspoor.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)

what's the point

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)

Graphics tablets aren't just for drawing from scratch.

They're also useful with digital photography...
www.flickr.com/photos/52577294@N05/

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

^that link only worky. I should probably have looked before doing this, oh well.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)

Saucer of milk to table prodigy69

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)

nice one

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

What's the point of anything?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

fun?

i'm going to go with fun.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)

the problem with fun is its based on opinion

and that's where the human race lets itself down again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)

killjoy :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)

it's

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

Your no fun

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)

there both as bad as each other

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spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)

Come over hear and say that.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

Its not it's its it's

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

I know were you can buy a cheap grammar dictonary.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)

No need, shes already got one

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)

something this place isn't anymore?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

i'm trying, prodge, i'm trying :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)

Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)

ok then.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)

Cheer up grumpy pants.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)

as I said to smash, problem is different people consider different things fun

there was a thread of spack images first thing this morning, really not what I wanted to see first thing, but those people thought it was fun.
but they have as much right to decide what is entertainment here as anyone so I just hid it and moved on to a giraffe - which I'm sure some people didn't find fun either.
Troutman Roflcocks no doubt thought he was being fun when he drew a cdc as is customary on starting up a new tablet. It's not the best joke in the world granted, but I'd say it was a fine example of b3ta fun.
Horses for courses, no point complaining either way. It's just hard to remember that sometimes.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)

You have no idea how much I was tempted to post my giraffe monstrosity.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)

all giraffes are monstrosities

bless them

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)

good luck with making it better

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

you're missing the point, to some people it is better

as long as there's more than one person on b3ta it's not going to be right for everyone.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)

I don't quite understand

the popular board at the moment is a nice mix of styles, humour, irreverance and art. Including one of yours that rightly made the front page. This is good, no?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)

make the most of it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)

Stop sounding so down!

There are sadder places than this in the world.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)

I'm enjoying myself

but then I have twiglets

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)

*wants*

AND the twiglets

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

oh you big silly

*tosses back fringe, flutters eyelashes*

*eats twiglets*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)

i want twiglets now :(

always to be found under the couch in january, along with pine needles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

I'm afraid the twiglets are mine and mine only

they are a substitute for tea after working late to finish a big project at work

I'm enjoying them with beer.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

i shall be having some thai noodle soup in a bit

once i've made it, that is.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)

I like the way you don't have to make twiglets

they're just there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

holy fuck

that's over 250% of my recommended daily wheat intake I've just eaten

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)

but they're not full of chilli and garlic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)

suprise suprise

moaning as usual

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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)

Totally moaning about you moaning about someone moaning.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)

I was asking a question, get a grip

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)

Bollocks

you were being bitchy

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)

it's like nobody else has ever said anything worse

to someone who hasn't posted a picture before

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)

She's not at leisure, she's hard at it

Is that you behind her getting a reach-round?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)

It's Uncle Jerry, not I. :)

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)

I was playing with Daz Studio and I created "The Girl In Automan's Kegs"

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)

i would totally wear that outfit, such as there is of it

also, SHINY PANTS!
0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

minor T.J:

eye lasers: red or green?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)

red

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

see, i've gone with red

but i'm debating green for the whole evil toxic look. red denotes heat and firepower, green denotes nastiness and evil

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

And environmental awareness :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)

evil environmental awareness?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)

Could be, could be.

Working out how much CO2 you emit driving to the shops then doing it anyway, that sort of thing?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)

possibly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)

Red

And Green Nose lasers.

(You've got to have a backup plan)

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

hmmmm

*checks*
the nose is too small for lasers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

Microlasers are nose sized.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)

it was not drawn with nasal lasers

i didn't draw it, i'm just pissing about with it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)

Nose lasers...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

i'm too busy doing ears

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)

I've just had an idea for an awesome image that far surpasses my artistic ability.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

I know you'll never see this...

but does it involve a horse, equiped with eye and nose lasers, comming out of a flying saucer?

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)

Cats=red , Dogs=green

Is B3ta on a 10 second delay? ....like the cia is intercepting and reading every single post?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)

possibly

and, whether you know it or not, you've answered my question perfectly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

we must be on the same wavelenth

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

Green.

Dinobot from Beast Wars, the Shakespeare-quoting turncoat who sacrificed himself to save the entire human race, had green eye lasers.

And he was awesome.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)

i agree

but red seems to have won the crowd

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

she looks fiesty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)

Nice....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)

Stieg Larssons next book.

If he wasn't dead.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)

i really want to watch that film

but with less moaty, obviously

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)

I have the total fear that they've gone too americany with it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)

that's definitely a worry

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)

RIP you legend

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)

wario vs she-hulk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5NX1FC-7-w
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www.grillwilson.com/2008/10/prepare-for-psycho-power/
spotify:track:5OKvkJgo9Bk3IndwZ7tJ7n (Epic by Faith No More)
spotify:track:6ToM0uwxtPKo9CMpbPGYvM (Break On Through by The Doors)
spotify:track:5uvosCdMlFdTXhoazkTI5R (Light My Fire by The Doors)
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spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:5VE1myZpZSDWFz9sBSVt9m (Setting Sun (2003 Digital Remaster) (Feat. Noel Gallagher) by The Chemical Brothers)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

It's showtime!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSQymg0UHvk

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

da train to swinsville is a sonabitch

spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10337489

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

that goal against west ham, i nearly shat ma kidneys

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)

this is

spotify:track:5VE1myZpZSDWFz9sBSVt9m (Setting Sun (2003 Digital Remaster) (Feat. Noel Gallagher) by The Chemical Brothers)
spotify:local:Goldie+feat+Noel+Gallagher:temper+temper:temper+temper:262

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)

i HATE that irritating little fuckrag

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

A logo

which may need a harder sun

Click for bigger + less white space

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)

I don't think I could get any harder, son.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)

LOL UR SO FUNNAH TTSATTSR

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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)

pussy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)

Oh yeah

big black pussy
big orange.. uh..

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)

racist

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)

"big orange racist"?

sounds a bit racist to me..

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)

Dick in sun?

Maybe there's a Monk ey house just out of sight to the left?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)

I would love to reply with something appropriate

but I'm afraid you've completely lost me with the monkeys

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)

you called?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

Oh hai

It all ended in tears, as you predicted :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)

i'd offer to kiss it better, but i've just eaten chillies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)

Yay....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)

Did you gat my joke? or am I truely mad......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

i got the joke

but you're still mad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

Hahahaha.... thank you... :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)

You said."big orange........." and there is a sun.... before that you had said pussy..

The oposite of a pussy is a dick ....so I thought dick in sun..
As in David "Dickinson" who is bright orange like your sun..
Bob "Monkhouse" was also bright orange like David Dickinson....
Monkeys live in the same place as big cats so I thought monkey house....
Or just ignore me because I make crap jokes...!!.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)

Haha

Well thank you for the explanation, and all the effort that went in to the last post.
It wasn't crap, it just referenced more things than I can cope with when tired :D

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

I sometimes reference more things than "I" can cope with....

When I'm not tired....!!!
Love picture though ....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)

ha! and thanks :)

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)

You are Ted Rogers

AICMFP.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)

Nice.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)

But is it walking towards you or away?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)

Both!

'tis by design

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)

IMHO if you moved the cat slightly left

and put text (Charity title and website) towards the right this could be spot on. The cat walking away signifies freedom to me in a powerful way. Nice one you.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)

Yeah I toyed with text

wasn't sure about it.. I'll have another look.
edit: I think I'll leave it. Text isn't too much of a pain to add later.

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

Terrier Pitt

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)

pworr

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)

Pop the gorilla mask on love!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)

Then give Clive a call

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)

heheheh

I've been giggling on and off all night because of that ;)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

Three pits from P.U. !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)

probably would anyway

he's a hansome feller
why the smuggled envelopes?

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)

how rings are made in sonic...

no idea why

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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)

That's an impressive trick!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)

So how does Mario make Mushrooms...

...or don't I want to know?

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)

IF I COULD WANK OUT SOME GOLDEN RINGS, I'D SELL THEM TO ARGOS FOR $$$.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)

You are Gerald Ratner...

...AICMFP

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)

I'll give you five Euros. Take it or leaf.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)

Did you 'Make' them yourself?

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)

Don't be silly, I 'stole' them.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)

N DEN GET SUM MONIEZ

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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)

I SELLS MY DICK FOR THEMS MONIES TO BUY SHREDDIES FOR MY BREKKIES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)

Shouting.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

Fucking hell. Just deal with it.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:06, archived)

I have slowly grown to like number 4 :D

Have some old, old music:
www.sonicscene.net/media/music/cd/jap/01.mp3
www.soniczone0.com/games/sonic3/downloads/s3-hz-act1bgm.mp3
www.soniczone0.com/games/sonic3/downloads/s3-2pcg-bgm.mp3

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)

friggs n meatclaw too: witch way to chundaphuck?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLTqOHF_-do

also:
CHUNDASPUNK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)

"have this head, i laid it myself" *ngngngngngngng

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

eat of my ass, it represents ma assbread

the cunt lovin docta
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qiwrr1qfuU

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)

on mars, nobody can hear you scream

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

ma\n me pusssy

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

The Cosby Show Extra

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)

noojazz family vacation

spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)

LAID

www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)

Keeps on shooting....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)

Yay.. magic rings.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)

Ron's eel - Ronseal (&shellfish)

Click for bigger (124 kb)

(matola23 Roll Mop Herons, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)

i think ronseal is a links thing

for when the title says what it is..

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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)

Please can you turn on the lights

(eyes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)

this is a giant pickle

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)

Yes, yes it is.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)

It's a dilly !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)

Christ, imagine the clunge of the woman who could use THAT as a dilly.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)

Maybe it's a trick of perspective,

and the little bloke is actually minuscule.

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)

No no no, he's just far away.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)

Kind of reminds me of Yo Gabba Gabba

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)

Demands giant burger, to put it on ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)

iwasverydrunk

It was dark and raining, I was on a moving boat & $subject, but at last, my first post in a decade.

(matola23 Roll Mop Herons, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)

Bille Mand

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)

sexy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)

I blame global warming.

Latest weather forecast from the Met Office for the Yorkshire area:

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Varmint, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)

aahahahahaha lolololol

good one ................. o_O

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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)

^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)

Really? I blame you.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)

Sunny nights

are the best of all the nights

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)

To the North

Where the sun's out all day.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)

I where my sunglasses at night !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)

As well as ladies underwear ;)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

Hahaha....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)

alternative + logo link

(eyes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)

Purr Growl

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)

I like the Logotype

though for some reason the cat's 'eyes' (pre edit) make me think of robots (Not sure which robots).

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)

Nice......

If you look at just the top bit above the eyes.... it looks just like dangermouse....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

Oh Noes

He's eating Batman

IMHO the b+w one would be better with eyes like the other one

Edit I was thinking more of the round white eyeball and black pupil
Edit2 Spot on and earns a click

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

Bloody work getting in the way of perfectly good b3ta time

Mild de-rissing, if you're up for international affairs Top Left Top Right, and Bottom Left.

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)

Oh and,

I'm as much a Liberal Apologist as the next man, but actually I quite like British landscapes.

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)

What a lovely place

is it the highlands?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)

It's the lake district

(and text on a picture, I know I know :) )

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)

topy is oky if it's funny

which this is.

Mmmm cumbria...

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)

Should I tempt fate and say

"Quiet for a Tuesday"

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)

So true

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thistle, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)

it's where...

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)

Is that Borrowdale

from High Stile?

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)

Political Satire

nice :) *clicks*

(eyes, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)

No riega ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)

I like what you did there...

I wanted to include this guy but couldn't find source of him in a uniform with too many medals.

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)

A grand game of hide and seek !

The Home Office said he had not been given asylum, but would not confirm his status.
"We do not discuss individual cases," a spokesman said.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)

It must be the lack of irrationally exuberant uniform

that's helping him remain below the radar.

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)

He just might be posing as a doorman at some posh hotel . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)

Note to self

Tip.

Generously.

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)

Ahh Britain

A sanctuary for the millions fleeing ~~persecution~~ justice in their own country
just as Brazil is a sanctuary for people fleeing ~~tax~~ justice in Britain

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)

It's like an exchange program

of sorts

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)

looks like the trial was a success, wonder if he'll make it permanent

(pdjpdj, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)

Damn the indicters and their indicting ways!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)

he'd've gotten away with it too

if it wasn't for those pesky kids

(pdjpdj, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)

surely damned pesky indictors.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)

Always promising empty changes . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)

Evening all, I'm making a nice beef stew.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)

god damme

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)

GOD DAMME IT!

Thanks for the playlists ;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)

sounds noo!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdIiEUFtqk

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)

Not a bad one for Pendulum ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhDL3gs8WO8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHMSAHPR3GU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmth-nCNcLs

How about some Current Value?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)

I don't give a fuck, 'Hold Your Colour' is a great album.

that was fucked up

I went through a Lustmord phase, some of his stuff is very dark but interesting.

- I've just been re-listening to some old Lustmord and it is actually possibly the darkest thing ever.

i made a video editing Eraserhead to one of his more famous tracks, this was the result
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v025stqbGOc

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)

I like dark.

I like light too.

My fav Pendulum track is Trail of Sevens.

Edit: A perfect match up on that vid. Eerie as fuck!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)

you should check out Lustmord

light and dark here too

www.happypencil.com/

Lustmord made the soundtrack for the dark side of the site
The album is called Carbon/Core

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)

Looks interesting that site.

Will check it out, along with Lustmord, cheers!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)

try this

www.amazon.com/Rising-Live-06-06-06-Lustmord/dp/B000ILZ6GY

I use track 3 - Congregants Request 1
in my youtube video

great japes!

i have this on mp3 on this computer, if you want a copy, let me know, i just found it loloolol

eddd:

here it is]#
www.megaupload.com/?d=MFRAOY4Q

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLTqOHF_-do

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)

Excuse my evesdropping...

but I'm like lustmord a lot.

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)

you like him

or you're like him?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI339U6GS9s
like ham?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)

like spam?

there should have been an 'ing' on that like, but there we go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh6K163Ytec

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)

that is waaaay too fast

is that what youngsters be listening to these days?

spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)

do you like this link to spotify technoidfuckjazz?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)

I was really grasping for some

"Ah Cama-Sotz" but didn't have anything handy how about this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaVyBURap3U&feature=related

anyway, that wasn't fast...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX-P7BNAt8g

EDIT:
My name's not QUAID

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)

converter-monster has my vote for noonet noolike of Tue 15 Feb, 21:29

meanwhile

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qiwrr1qfuU

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)

The fact they're remaking it really gives me the fear

That is all.

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)

I don't spotyficate

However following a breadth first survey of Kriotek, does this answer your question?

Duck! And Cover!

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)

reality slice: Nega /(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb, 21:48

spotify:track:5VE1myZpZSDWFz9sBSVt9m (Setting Sun (2003 Digital Remaster) (Feat. Noel Gallagher) by The Chemical Brothers)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

Is it intentional that the Pauls are getting bigger?

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)

debbie mcsmee

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)

BIGGER

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)

ahahhaah

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLTqOHF_-do

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tgxIWgJ_DE

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)

LAHW-RENCE!

sweet bat jazz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)

shopped pics only!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)

Please pass the stew to my encounter ~~~

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)

hold your bowl out then

mind, it's hot. Lots of winter veg and a dab of chilli.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)

I am now salivating in anticipation . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)

nom nom nom

I'll gaz you some :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:46, archived)

I've got my bib on and am raring to nom !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)

:-x

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)

Return Safely

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)

Godspeed, brave traveller!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)

Short trip . . . not enough food . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)

Plenty of cheese on the moon.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)

Moon fondue !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)

Is that what Mr. Spoon

put all over Mrs. Spoon's tits?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)

And then . . . dip dip do waaaaaaaaaaaa !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)

STIIIIGS IIIIIIINNN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)

Leaving from a chapel near there !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)

I've long suspected

there was more to these quiet little rural churches than meets the eye

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)

Is that they are members of some sect that believe there's a big imaginary person

in the sky that will smite anyone who doesn't believe in him?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)

What some parishes will do to try and touch the sky ~~~

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)

Which guy?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)

The one made in his own image !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)

Where on the stair?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)

Under the chair ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)

right there!

with cloggs on

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)

total futurespace :D

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)

The future of space is infinite !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:19, archived)

Up up and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

woo.

EDIT: If Tracy Island was in Norfolk:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)

Blasting of into the sky and beyond !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)

oh shit, phuck just got real

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)

Too real for real !

Some naughty(nsfw) bits

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtewHQjX1Ec&feature=relmfu

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)

YAKKA DAKKA TAKKA YAKKA BEMSMEURSCHAKA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)

NOI ZEE

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)

God speed John Glenn

www.dailymotion.com/video/xsivb_ian-brown-my-star_creation

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)

All systems A GO GO !

Also : Doctor In The House

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYlkiY_BQnE&feature=feedu

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)

bang zoom straight to the moon

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FIEND, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)

Houston . . . we have a lift off disfunction !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)

hahaha

how vulgar ;)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)

Mop to the top house !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)

Hahaha

Hitler house is Hitler.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)

Hahaha.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)

I'm not sure about that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)

We are gathered here today to answer that infernal qwestion . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)

fuck you donkeyass

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)

This explains everything that is going on in my head

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

Blast off.... hope he doesn't need to altar his trajectory.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)

Me too . . . that would be like singing to the choir !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)

Arrr.... Choir night...!!!

That's why there are so many going in......
But no one comming out again.....
Sings "Starman"....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)

Stay on the straight and narrow

don't make a right turn nor a lectern

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

He's going to cross the galaxy....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

I hate charity more

(ape of greatness, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:52, archived)

Okey doke, chief.

*makes note*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)

beware the three-armed man?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)

/P69 blog:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)

Perhaps /P69 bog . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:09, archived)

Ya dada daaaa di daaaaaaa daaaa daa:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)

go ask rob to i.p ban me

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)

Christ

Can't your GP subscribe you some happy pills or something? The malice in your heart about something in your life spills out onto this place something blatant. It's also getting a bit fucking boring.

Can't you just drop it and let us enjoy the wonderful images that roll out of your mind, as opposed to Mr angry all the time?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)

I'm not the one saying /P69 blog

if some cunt on here wants to take a potshot at me, do you seriously think I'm going to sit back?

who do you think you are talking about my life?
don't you dare try and judge me...was that not just you being malicious?

the only malice i seen was some wannabe threatening ip bans on anyone who dared post beyond the saintly challenge rules.

I'll drop it when you shut it.

lots of love
prodigy69 xxx

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)

You didn't answer my question and

I'm fed up with jogging now

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)

that's nice dear

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)

Hahaha! Oh dear, I sense much fucking psychosis in you

If I put you on ignore you'll no doubt do what you do to everybody else you have rather odd issues with and slag them off to kingdom come behind their back every time they make a comment which is a bit fucking unpleasant. You want to chill out mate. Angry Prodge is an ugly prodge, and it's getting well and truly boring
to have to put up with on this place

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)

again with the malicious comments Jahled...tut tut

I now have a psychosis in me?..no seriously well done that's new

you did well on here putting your point across about me being the angry one.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

Haha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:38, archived)

Seriously dude, step back and ponder for a sec

Some people around here fuck me off, but I don't take it to my soul like you obviously do; it simply isn't worth it, and all you achieve by lashing out like you do is coming across like some slightly demented little tosser sat in front of a computer with fuck all else to do than fan the bitterness of your life on this place.

That, i'm afraid, is quite a wide spread view even from otherwise neutral observers who have had a look at your activity around here, not least other b3tans who are seeing what you're up to and generally agreeing you are a rather sad little prick who needs to grow up a bit, or see a shrink.

Anyway, i've got to upload a rather huge file to the internet, so will be gone for about three hours; feel free to let the anger FLOW :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)

I'm not the one spouting bile and making up lies about someone elses life/health on the internet

but it's nice to see the real Jahled, you know the one who does this ^
maybe you should take a look at yourself and the comments
you'll find I'm not being the angry malicious one in this conversation.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)

Recycle Wipers

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)

Party hat recycling point?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)

Beware giant sand worms.

THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)

that's clever

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)

evening :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:08, archived)

Lovely

Will his fingertips appear in another of your creations... dripping with blood?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)

hahaha

possibly :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)

i like your wizard's sleeve

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)

hehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)

Bigger!

please read the FAQ...

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SiX and his hat, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)

pfffft

its hardly big!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)

your post is over half a meg

aicfm.

Also you have a picture of TUTT in your profile - whatever happened to her? I used to go out with on of her Uni mates.

edt: it's much smaller now :)

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SiX and his hat, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:15, archived)

sorry i forgot to save for web

d'oh! :D she's on twitter - twitter.com/#!/RubyJubilee :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)

vnice

Wizards of Waverly Place :D

(herman:D, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)

thanks

although i'm not sure what that is :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:15, archived)

Carry on with this sort of wizardry . . . love the planning stage !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)

thanks :D

sort of a progress thing :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)

gotta hand it to ya, dis warlock be noo like a muthass

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)

Any Man Utd. fans in tonight?

De-RIS

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:01, archived)

My word!

27 levels of harsh!!!
Hull for you, I reckon.

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:03, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:08, archived)

hehe

I love this one :D

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)

Too soon, dude!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:09, archived)

No wonder it can't

fly properly with that massive streamer tied to it.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)

Layal Sebjucts

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)

the other two's expressions are perfect too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)

Pfffffft

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)

Yay!

Quick! Throw all our Baftas at it!

Edit: Where is it..? *rummages around* Ah-ha, have one of these:

Fuck it, another edit:
Sir, you have sopissed yourself.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)

Nace peecture.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)

Brilliant.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)

yes!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, BUGGER, BUGGER, BUGGER, BUGGER, ARSE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)

and tits.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)

Voray neice.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)

Ai cleck this poast.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)

Yu sed eet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)

gud mowning!

thit oz oosome!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)

splondid

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)

pffffft

"The Germans are sending farters and bummers to the London dicks"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)

Original :-D

*Click* :-D

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)

like this.

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Trollman, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)

Sadly, it took me ages to notice what was going on here...

I was sitting thinking "Spoach? What the hell's that?"

It's been a long day...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)

pfft

bist poost toodiy.
*cleeks*

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)

Pfffffffffffffffffffft!

yes

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Shlvng, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)

arthur bostrom

love his name

(wormald, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 4:19, archived)

memetastic inflatable Jude Law in crudely drawn cock denial shocker

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)

This is what I've been telling people all this time.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)

but the supportive evidence is all there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)

what?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)

Worst Mr. Freeze, ever.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)

This make perfect sense

Now make some random stuff, or I will send the girls round!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)

Random Thread!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)

That's smashing, that. Have a magazine.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)

Not really my kind of magazine, but thanks anyway.

but thanks anyway.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)

Best of all the bedside cabinets.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)

Mmm...cat-warmed socks.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)

bindun

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)

Prove You Wrong

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)

bunnies!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)

Mine Mined ________________ Sock Drawer

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)

...let's face it...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)

So that's what happens to all my socks!

All is revealed

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:56, archived)

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