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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# ooOooOooOOOOOOOOoOO
Amazing, what do you think happened to it?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# this is most clever

/noonet.h3d/-chhftb
(292kb)
spotify:track:2kkMp4Z0Dmn14drAvVeARw (Break & Enter (Remastered) by Prodigy)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*gets it*

I was on a discussion board when that came out where they were discussing how difficult that film was to understand, and moaning about how complicated the plot was. I left rapidly.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# FFS
im a retard and I understood it.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# It was 5 levels of stupidity.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Ooooh, that's rather good.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# good un
And how be thee sir?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# not bad
you?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I really need to watch this film.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# YES. YOU. DO.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# we can add it to the "tv day" list
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# *clicked*
HARD!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# watched the first half hour of it and thought it was a pile of wank

never seen the end
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# opinions and that
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# yea they mean fuck all unless you're [insert popular username]
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I had to filename.
I avoided the film because DiCaprio is a shit. Tell me about it.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# fuck me i hate dicaprio
he's a freaky faced bad actor
but unfortunately, he's 'in' at the moment and i'm not going to not see a film just cos he's in it
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# But, but ... The Departed ...
was still inferior to the original
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)
# hang on, 'the original'?
*googles*
fuck, i'm going to have to rent infernal affairs
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)
# all three of them
they're all very good.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I used to think I hated Dicaprio
because of Titanic, but then I remembered I thought he was really good in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape and I really liked him in Catch Me if you Can and The Departed. Then started thinking of the others like the Basketball Diaries and The Gangs of New York. Then I watched Shutter Island and Inception this year and I had to accept that though The Beach and The Quick and the dead were absolute shit I actually like Dicaprio no matter how much I want to hate him.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] WHAT I DO DO IN MY OWN TIME IS MY OWN FUCKING BUSINESS
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Sorry, but I'm stuck at the RIS junction with this one.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *beeps horn*
i'm right next to you at the lights
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# This sat nav's shit.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# In 50 yards, turn red.
Bing bong.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
# that's such a good film
I like the bit where a wild rasc appears
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# b3tan in ignoring the compo theme shock!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] probably needs more matt damon
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# PAN DOWN, YOU BASTARD!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# noooo!
i'm already traumatised from searching for sauce
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# bloody spoilsport
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# clearly gay
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# seams that way ;)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Oil be the judge of that.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] excuse me while I pea in the compo pool
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# OOOooo, I want to be like yoo-OOOooo
nice!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha yes!!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# that'll be a one-way ticket, please
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I really feel
I shouldnt laugh at this
But i did
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Whether this is tasteful or not...
...the facial expression is perfect :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Aowarcha!
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
This is err, Michael - how can I help you today?
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# heh true dat.
Had one the other day "Hallo, dis is... Jooleee. How may I be of helping you today?"
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# HahaaaaHaaah:D
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Genuine laugh hard moment
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)
# HA!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# ahahah
if they're already angry hopefully the booze will chill those bitches out
or possibly it'll all kick off and some cahnt'll get narked off iz bollox n chuff some snarky barstahd
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Fuckin reyt.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# tandy got a reet good leathering
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)
# mmmmmmm
booze
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] as requested
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# i love this in a way that's quite unhealthy
*clicks*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# what is quint saying?
i can't make it out
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# I've got a boat, lets go fuck that sharks shit up.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# ah, right
thanks :)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# i like this
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# This is full of goodness.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Love all these :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Do it
you know you want to ;)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# no money
or i would
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely. Have a hug
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Youtube Jeremy Lion - 12 Days of Christmas. He says the same but with Prozac.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I like the darts board!
: ¬ )
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Batter-ies not included

Undo seams?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click* :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# that's wafful
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:41, archived)
# waffuly versatile?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# yes indeed
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Jessica Tandy eightway gangphuck
mit £d
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Loved this as a kid! Arf!
The little ones when they had legs were lovely. They were probably good cupcake moulds.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:41, archived)
# HA ha ha!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# i am liking these a lot
especially the shawshank one.
do jaws now, please.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# k
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# yay!
*awaits*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# the ghost of raul julia wants to say that he enjoyed the movie sexy beast

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Gee, thanks. I had all but forgotte about that crap movie.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# How come
I can no longer see some images on B3TA whilst using Firefox? Much confusion.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Perhaps you're not actually posting any?
More helpfully: if you're using adblock, try disabling it and reloading the page to see if it helps. If that's the problem, you can whitelist the site.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Also:
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Who is this fine specimen of a human being?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Not sure.
Found the pic elsewhere, I think it's from a rollercoaster or similar.
I just cut him out and rebuilt the parts that were obscured by other people in the original.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# And I see you've 'shopped out the two pieces of fruit he was holding before too!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# those are some melon-handling hands and no mistake
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Rollercoasters can be quite pearilous!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Pim pom pom pom pom :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# How about asking this sort of question as a reply rather than a new post.
There's a good fella (don't delete)
Answer to your question: Fucked if I know.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# computer says no
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# if you press right click
on a pic, you can click Block all images from ..... b3tards for example you have to go into one of the settings


also you don't post new threads without images here...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Hmmmm
Yes yes, naughty me for posting on the messageboard without an image. Won't happen again. I can only see some B3tards images and not others. Checked if I had blocked Beta and nope. Don't have adblock installed so can't be that.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Whose images can't you see?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Instructions on how to undo this might be more helpful, really.
tools->options->content, and then press the button marked "exceptions" opposite the box labeled "load images automatically".
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# YOU sir are a saint.
One cup of tea and a choccy digestive on it's way to you now.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# you using the noo plug-in?
CHECK THE JAVAS
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I can no longer see images in your post.
What a crazy world, eh?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Pic ?
football on bye :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I think flock is the same build as firefox so here's how I did it earlier
tools/options/content/the second box that says exceptions

box will pop up saying something like address of website
put in

s1.b3ta.com ( click allow)
s2.b3ta.com (click allow)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# click 4 nips
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# *folds arms, purses lips*
she's just asking to catch a cold, flying about without a jumper
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# she has a post it note
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# that's hardly as protective as knitwear, is it?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# That's rather good!
Though I think the motion-blur filter spoils it.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# thats great
just a thought, wouldn't the wings be a bit further back? still awesome though.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# mmmm maybe
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Suddenly got reminded of Delphi from that game, Giants.
Woosome stuff!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Ever been to The House on the Rock?
In Wisconsin - a very strange place that has hundreds of semi-naked mannequin angels hanging from the ceiling (among much other weirdness.)
like this

or this - they have put more clothes on them since the last time I was there.

more

nice drawing, btw!
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Tesco was run by the Lords of Death
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yessir, the cheque is in the mail!
Lully.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# gives buzz
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# clickendis
:D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] walkin' like John Wayne



(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Apt user name too
Wooo!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# something tells me the labour wasn't difficult
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] 'How Dorothy wished she could return to Oz'


Click for bigger (157 kb)

-'Tough Titties Dotty my girl, its the Nut House for you'
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Boooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)
# good
but unfortunately bindun
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:45, archived)
# He looks so proud!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# LMAO
clicked
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha

this wins
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Bugger me
Hahahahaha **click**
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] My Big Fat Snatch
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# why is that woman sitting in a gay meringue?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:40, archived)
# It's the gypsy way!
Don't you go oppressing them!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:42, archived)
# so is eating hedgehogs, apparently
i won't be doing that, either
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# http://www.channel4.com/programmes/big-fat-gypsy-weddings
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# yes, i've seen a couple of episodes
i just really hate pink
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# b-b-b-but you're a girl!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# and that's the main reason i hate it
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I fucking hate pikeys!!
my gf forced me to watch that show yesterday... They complain when the police keep an eye on them when they are notorious for causing trouble and selling counterfeit goods. Also its Racist to discriminate them? I never knew that word was used in that context.

wanna buy some dags?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I fecking hate that show
I come from Roma stock, here is my younger brothers big fat Gypsy wedding


Ok so the men are wearing skirts, but that is the only over the top thing about this.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Romany tartan - a noble heritage stretching back at least five years.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)
# And you are an expert on this because?
You have first hand experiance of Scottish-Roma culture and traditions then.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I'm allowed to wear Gunn & McKean tartans, because that's my clan heritage.
I can't recall any tales of Eastern Europeans figuring in that particular period of Scottish history.
Most modern tartans are just tourist gimmicks.
Am I wrong?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Most mordern tartans are.
my family tartan is actually McPherson, because Roma groups actually join the societies they live in. Even having the cheek to pollute the local populations gene pool with their brood. So I may come from the Hawkers but along that line I also come from the Scotlands, the McPhersons and there is all sorts of Polish, German and other interesting European blood mixed in there too.
So everyone there is wearing their Family Tartan, except the Groomsmen as my Brother wanted us all to wear the same.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# *breaks out the whisky*
Sláinte!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# slàinte mhòr
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I AM CHEESBURRGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# haha
i remember that, she always looks miserable like she's been forced to do it.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# o_O
I say!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# o_0
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] All the other droids had uses.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft....
every compo needs more Star Wars

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Pfft, indeed.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ^this :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# huh?
oh it's a binbag!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)
# well, we needed somewhere to put episodes 1-3
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# you can buy them
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Meet Clarence
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Aceness
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:08, archived)
# You have clearance, Clarence
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# hi clarence!
you do look dapper
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely the last for the day.


Goddamit, I haven't done any work for hours...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] *Hic*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouf... Here, have a pearoast
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] or blimey!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Sorry...

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# It is LOST
A series that went on for a very long time, and I watched in it's entirety. Now I can't work out if I've wasted my life.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# you visit this website
and you can't work out if you have wasted your life?

Try this simple test......

Are you reading this?
a) YES
b) NO



Answers: Mostly 'a' - you have wasted your life. Mostly 'b' - you are failing at trying to pretend that you have not wasted your life.

How did you do?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I'm fucked.
I answered d)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# an elite team of people are on their way to put you out of your misery
please stay at home
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# me too. Have a donkey
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Poor donkey, he has needs too you know?!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Cock goes up
Cock goes down
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# It's a biggun all right.
Hardly a 42 incher though, enjoy btw!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# plugged it in
set it up
went to another room to do the ironing
meh!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# if it's only going up and down
you're doing it wrong
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# That's one fine piece of ass right there.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# big floppy donkey dick
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# *V-chips*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I think I get this...
I love Bill Murray :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I am outraged he had to go to Switzerland for this
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)

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