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(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# That's beautiful, man...
Also rather woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# *is moved*
*plays Imperial March on bugle*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# "Now how d'you do, TK-421
Do y' mind if I sit here down by your gravestone?
And I see by your gravestone you were only 19
When you joined the glorious fallen orbiting Yavin.
Well, I hope you died quick, left a lasting impression,
Or, TK-421, was it explosive decompression?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)
# you cunt!
I was going to do this..well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# At the going down of the suns
And in the morning
We will remember them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# So many young lives
needlessly lost to terrorists
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Isn't that cross a little short for a stormtrooper?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ...and all for want of a simple grating.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# YES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:18, archived)
# haha
but would they be Christian?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# You've just ruined the next 3 Christmaseses.
I hope you're proud of yourself young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# No, I am your sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I know
I've peeked through the bathroom keyhole
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# One hokey religion is pretty much like another
...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Ewoky Cocky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# hhaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# that Ewok's face was asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# the filthy whore! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# *applauds*
Nice one. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Punchy.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Look, you broke it, man.
www.b3tards.com/u/e8b5a33834e45231e999/huhwaat.png
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha...why aren't you at your post?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I think we have a bad transmitter
I'll go and see what I can do....
(davidcompression, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# genius!
TK-421, he was the one Luke shot during the Leia rescue. sadly missed
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ning peeps

everybody strut!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Yeah
Doin the "post-lovin-strut"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# YES!
This is how my right hand walks ALL the time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# This is what Friday's are all about.
Thanks, dude - awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I want him
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# *click*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# haha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# =))
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Looks like a cat would look if Bono had one!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Romsey has built a monument to itself
I think they've got it pretty right.

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I really want to do a RIS type thing to this but can't think of how to frame it :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# It's just a shit town, with a shit monument, on which it describes itself as shit
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# what does the full text actually say
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# IRN
CHAVYW
SHITTON
STREAM
TEST
SDITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# IRN BRU?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# What's a Grecian urn?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# and how much tax does he avoid?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
#
Its just a list of nearby roads and places. Chavy Water, for example. Can't actually remember all of them, and can't be bothered to go back to check.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# ead irn w e ton test ditch?
I don't...

No, actually, on second thoughts that does make perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# lol
I used to go to school just outside Romsey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Which one?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# A school? In or near Romsey?
Nah. Nice try but I didn't come down in the last shower of rain.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Mountbatten?
Edit: Or the other one we all used to beat the living bejeezus out of on a regular basis?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# The other one you used to beat the living bejeezus out of
Stanbridge Earls:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Oh yes...
You lot were easy pickings...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah
Fortunately I wasn't in any of the teams, I was a cross country runner, so I can openly say they were utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# But now, with the restraining order and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# ^ best response
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah I haven't had a shag in aaages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Ever since they turned The Plaza in a bingo hall,
an already crap town really started going for it*.

*downhill, that is.

/bitter and twisted youth blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# The Plaza is still a theatre
Isn't it?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# This is from the ancient past, whilst I was still living there, so most likely it's all changed again.
living there doing penance.

:) I recall signing a petition against building Romsey Rapids ffs! I've no idea if that is even there anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Yeah, that's still there.
The allotments are under threat though.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Ahhhh, yes.
Many was the time I was to be located, face down in them thar allotments after a skinful of HSB at the Old House At Home.

/actually, back then it really was all fields blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Arrrr, that'll be USD$6m to a numbered account
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# It's OK, because they're pirates...
/cue TMoC
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Arf!
What's he gonna do with that? Club me to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# sorry to TJ, and apols to those tired of big cats..
just going through photos from the weekend and found these two

nice reminder that she's not just a thing to be cuddled and tickled
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I'd seriously piss myself if someone got mauled
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:42, archived)
# wanna go visit?
;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# not really I'd end up throwing meat paste at folk :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I'd seriously watch, film and profit from it if you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# humm might have to go and do some work while this one plays itself out...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# pussy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:45, archived)
# OTIO
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# obvious troll is obvious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I'm not trolling
just because you lot are fawning all over this cat and I'm not?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# without wanting a row, purely from a pragmatic sideline, peace and love and all that...
I think the problem is that while other people who couldn't give a rats arse about this subject simply remain silent, you always like to jump in with a vaguely negative comment (piss yourself if someone got mauled etc) which is fair enough, but because it happens every single time its assumed you're just wanting to get a reaction, because we are all quite clear on your position, you don't need to repeat yourself.
I personally think people can respond how they want and always try to assume it is in jest - hence my shall we see if you get mauled joke reply. But I can also understand how people can think here we go again.

Opinion and misinterpretation, the two things that will kill the internet :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I love you man!
Why can't we all just get along? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# you're just as opinionated as me on here
you like to go on and on while I keep it short and...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I know, we clearly share a similar artistic temperament, but I like to work things out and resolve them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# and I'm clearly just a basket case who posts pictures..nothing more

get used to it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# internets, serious business

fair do's, only trying to help :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# >.<
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)
# yup you've all said your piece about me
I'm a cunt
you lot are saints


yay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# dude, you're the one saying you're a cunt
I'm extending the happy hand of getting alongness.
Stop pushing people away, seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# and stop telling me what to do, seriously

don't poke me with sticks
don't feed after midnight
don't give me water
keep out of the light
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# No, snow leopard.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# TO THE BUNKER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# aaawk you're all big girls
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I wish I was half girl
I would LOVE to have tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I, too, would lose bladder control with all the fright
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Holy crap that's like two different people!
Initially I thought they were "Isn't she growing up" photos taken about 6 months or so apart ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Ace RAWR! skills in the right hand pic...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# *something about digital camera files*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:45, archived)
# *something about mindpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# No it's clearly a .jpg
/attempted photo file format joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# *something about....*
*collapses on floor*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Also a not so nice reminder that she should be roaming the wilds of wherever she originates.
Makes me sad :`(

Edit: Not a dig at anyone btw. Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Ooo ethics of conservation in captivity debate on internet forum!
*makes popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Nope, I was referring to the sad state of some of our world's dwindling wild animal populations.
Conservation can be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# 'save the tasty animals'
needs your donations of cutlery and condiments
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# she's being released in to the wild when she is older and more likely to survive.
She's part of a conservation program, not a private zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# that sterescopsic whatsit isn't really working for me on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Predatory mammals kick arse, man.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# crikey!
splendid photos, such a change in her face.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Upon returning to the USA
A cry wank was inevitable..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:35, archived)
# it's very dull
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# is it Bill Murray: I'm all serious and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Pure shit man
Waste of 104 mins of my life. Basically sad bastard meets sad "Just married" girl and they drag out the fact that although they're both as boring as frig, they have SO much in common, because they're stuck together in Japan. And the slapper is SO in love with her new husband she offers her ass to a tired old depressive bum which makes him feel good about himself. FÍN
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I loved it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# i actually thought that movie is great
and Sofia Coppola makes nice movies.

also lol great picture
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh topical*
*six months ago

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# whooooosh

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# splat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# ^^
Is that the woman from Outcasts, the programme that demonstrates that writing and acting skills cannot survive interplanetary travel?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Episode VII was mainly a courtroom drama
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Heh :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# This is partly based on truth.
There's a story in my family that one of my great aunts refused to talk to her sister for the best part of 40 years thanks to a dispute about who would inherit some coathangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# what kind of motherfucking coathangers could
a) be left in a will
b) cause such a fuss?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Dunno.
I'm from the side of the family that didn't get them.

It's possible that the story may have been embellished over the years - but what's certain is that it was something incredibly trivial. It's not like there was a house or a ton of money involved: we're definitely in the "keepsake or article of minor utility" realm here.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# haha
My great Uncle died a couple of years ago and left everything (lots!) to his bullying cunty neighbour. Nothing to be done about it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Hang on...
didn't Vader die at the Battle of Endor?

Just...wanted...to...say...
(TheManofScience, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah.
But he wrote his will before that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Coolio
I was hasarassed in a similar way last week by being pedantic - just passing on the karma!
(TheManofScience, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Stark indeed
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*breathes in*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# *sedates*
*sections*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I'm sorry, it's the meds
I've been in a VERY odd mood for days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# hopefully they're helping though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Sorting my back out, but not the migraines
Plus other - er - side effects best not gone into
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Ah you're already dosed up...
Apols.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Nae bother, nae bother
Congrats on the progeny :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Cheers.
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# duct tape is not a sedative
it just helps stop the struggling
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# haha
GP with red hair is a lovely sight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Excellent
now Tony has an excuse for playing with himself
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hohohohoooooo!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# hehe
quality. Tony says, bone your secretary.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The not so fabulous Blues Bros
(cecimasters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# our age is virtually devoid of popular talent
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I know - Belushi's dead and after all the trouble of a sequel it turns out Aykroyd can't sing.
(Though suprisingly John Goodman bloody well could).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# a propos of nothing
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# That's right angles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Stop being obtuse.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# what are you tri ang to say?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# The one on the left has acute arse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# you kliddin', ian?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# ^ win
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Fucking hell, you should get a pun degree for that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I don't know whether to feel proud or cry.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning

Previously
Wizard of Oz Shawshank Sexy Beast Jaws
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# what about the bomb on the bus?
and the princesses?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Dunno. Never seen it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# the matrix in a nutshell
"have you ever considered that reality may not be the same as how we experience it..!!??"

"not since I was 13..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# dude, woa, guns, spoon, squid robot, I'm the one, the end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# ^ with added tenuous Christian iconography.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# And priscilla queen of the desert trying to look tough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I am intrigued as to what shit they'll throw at it for parts 4 and 5
I'm hoping Polymorphic Giraffes with flamethrowers for cocks that live inside Neo's brain hunting down his consciousness in the style of the Keystone Cops.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# as far as I'm concerened it finished with The matrix and they didn't make any more
The same with Star Wars trilogy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Where do you stand on Indiana Jones?
Knock it after Raiders, ToD or Last Crusade?

...I think we can all safely assume that they never made the Crystal Skull.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# the first 3 where good...bringing in a son, utter mince
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# That's my take, but there's a hard core that think nothing after Raiders should have been made.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# it wasn't really the son part it was the fact his son was that wee fanny from Transformers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# it finished for me 2 minutes before the end of the first one
he never fucking flew!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# granted that really was a bit wank t.b.h
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# they fuck up the matrix and end up having to use an old back up from win 95
and everyone dies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# that throw their sun glasses at the camera
so we can marvel at them flying towards us; until it gets eaten by the edge of the screen.

yay 3d!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# WOAAAAAH!
Keanu for president
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# but on a plus note carrie anne moss gets her tits out in one of the sequels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# and, of course
Monica Bellucci.
Yes indeed. *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# lets not forget Monica
lh5.ggpht.com/_eFP8S-0kpDU/SeKwegTIcGI/AAAAAAAAJSU/X2gI98Y_hFE/Monica%20Bellucci-3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Needs more money in this shot, preferably mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# she likes to shower in the amber nectar
www.kewlwallpapers.com/bulkupload/957/Celebrities/Monica-Bellucci/Monica-Bellucci-59.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Beekake?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# best of all the insect porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Errr,
If you could all just excuse me for a moment....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# If i wasn't already; I would be now...
err.. what?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Good Lord!
What a fine looking woman she is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Whilst I love The Matrix (what sequels?)
I never understood why everyone was so keen to live in 'the real world'.
It was shit

All porridge, drums and torn jumpers?

I'd rather live in the Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# you already do
WAKE UP JOE ...

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# quick, dirty, toapy. The Unholy Trinity.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Try smallotry for 30 days
Good stuff sirrah
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# C'mere, you...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hooray!
*hugglefies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# And what if I don't want two wives?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Then you may play with the proper metal Meccano set.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Jingoistic frenzy? There's an app for that.
'Ning JPG. Ning peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Morning, young Headwound!
All well?
Any tips for dealing with a 9-Alarm hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Easy - more drink.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# The perpetrator (organiser) of last night's atrocity
has just suggested exactly that. 2 more Berocca and a Red Bull might sway me into agreeing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# :o( Red Bull *voms*
One morning after a particularly boozy do a mate of mine was clearing up, and cracked the last fresh red bull from the fridge, supped a bit of it, and carried on clearing. Came back to it 5 minutes later, and took a big pull of last night's warm flat red bull, liberally topped up with vodka

:O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Oh, don't get me wrong - it's a truly evil concoction.
But the 'jump start a fucked-up body' effect it imparts is second to none. Or a Nun, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# lots of milk and lots of toast with marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# :D
HUMAN RIGHTS NONSENSE was yesterday's headline - I had my wonderful Gran (who I adore) harping on at me in a very ill informed way about it. Bless her folksy bigotry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# It's a bother, isn't it?
My countdown timer is set to about 5 minutes in every conversation with my mother before she comes out some fantastically casual racist remark.

It's so depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# indeed
I suppose my Gran was raised by a Victorian so... perhaps that explains some of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# What a shame, I don't own a smart arse phone.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Yet again showing that you are wise beyond your years.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# hahah
my mum has started reading The Mail.

Now I KNOW I was adopted
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ye Gods!
You must deal with that toot sweet.

*prods* you up for beerage next week?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I could be persuaded
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# When small fry was born, my parents in law turned up proudly bearing the newspapers from the day of her birth...
Mail and Telegraph :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh fucksticks, I've gone and pissed the bed again."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I haven't seen this yet
I hope you aren't giving the ending away!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# No-one else can see him
because he's a ghost
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# The ship sinks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# 'The Biggest Aspidistra In The World'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I was saving that for later :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=etvjzVVfBa4
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# tenuous I know
but I'm in a musical mood
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# 5 minutes after saying "I'll never let go"
the bitch pushes him off her instead of pulling a few bodies together and having a corpse raft
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Apparently the front fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# it turns out there are no coincidences
and so he finds his religion again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# He's actually a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# It was earth all along
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# somehow the small stone age bear things beat the armour wearing tank having super troupers
with sticks... and that one small victory brings down the entire infrastructure of a glalactic administration
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# all the people who worked for the empire were fired by galactic text message
and received their P45s the very next week... unemployment in the galaxy was a whopping 40% and the free and open democratic elections the rebels were fighting for were a shables because of the complete absence of any political opposition.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# ultimately a government had to be formed from people from the old empire and the rebel alliance
Yoda's ghost had to run a Truth and Reconciliation Commision
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# tensions exist to this day (remember this was all a long time ago in a galaxy far far away!) and this has resulted in tribalism and sectarianism
across the whole galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# finally he realises that he has to live up to his responsibility
and so he faces his uncle and saves the pride
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# It turns out he'd been in the shower all the time,
And it was all a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# She taps her heels together and says there's no place like home
And wakes up back at the electro-shock torture palace with the beardy weirdy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Dobbie dies after helena bonham carter throws a knife at harry and the house elf gets in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Luke detatched his bike and leaped to safety
just before it collided with a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# live Nov 6 1996
at the great western forum in inglewood calafornia Dr. Octagon Ecologist and Chubaka and Circumcised perform with Kurt Cobain and Roger from Zapp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# :D
Brilliant track/album
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# one of the best ever
I got so excited when I wrote that I went and put it on... I'm listening to it far too loud right now....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Your gay
Edit: How's the TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# hehe - pretty good
although I've barely watched it yet - I went to bed at 9pm last night and watched Naked Gun on an old telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# at the end of the film
you're left with the feeling that Shutter Island was much better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# But Shutter Island was shit?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I rather enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I was very indifferent about it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'm not saying it's a great film
just better than inception
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# He cuts his arm off as the only way to free himself
Then he eats it with some fava beans and a nice chianti
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:45, archived)
# It turns out that Rosebud was his sled.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Soylent green is people
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# That 'ocean' you're sailing on is really the whole world, flooded.
Yep, Hyrule castle is still there, frozen in time, at the bottom of the sea... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# :D
could be this screen, but, that piss looks brown to me.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# He's dehydrated
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# He was pushing too hard to strain the last drops,
and followed through.

*disgusts self*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# we've all been there
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Are you sure it's a one and not a two?
/wrongfilum

Edit: I need to kick start my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# INCONTINENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# That's right, George. It isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# WOO YAY HOOPLA!
*wees in bungle's eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# poor Bungle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# erm - it's one of the things we like to work into our sex play
he likes to follow it up with me puking into his distended anus
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# is it out on bluray yet?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# keep going
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# then we listen to techno
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# DONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# post coital techno
hahahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# fits the theme tune
'destroy the whole world with a deathstar'
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# wait a minute
... Rainbow was filmed on Alderan?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# yup
bungle is half wookie
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# half wookie half hutt?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# and halfway mental
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace Griffypoo!!

*click*

:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Hahah!
Nice one Griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexual tension can only be built up so much...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I can safely say that I would
and you can apply that statement to either of the people in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# WOO YAY WERE ALL GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I may have to go and watch that now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Stupid work firewall has blocked this
describe it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)
# it is midnight in a dark forest...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Sidestep left..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Examine trees
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I do not know 'examine'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# sell all the trees
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# You have casued a revolt amongst the voters of Middle England
Do you want to...
a)kill them all
b)do a U-Turn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# c) do a U turn to distract them from the deregulation of the banking sector
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# imagine a door, you're approaching it at a walking pace
suddely the door opens, you look into the eyes of a mad man weilding an axe, it's your own father... he's naked and riding an emu. The walls of the corridor you're walking fall away to reveal the battle scene on the forest moon of Endor except this time the ewoks aren't winning but being killed on all sides of you, one runs towards you a mask of fear on its face just before a storm trouper steps out and face rapes it to death...

you awake to find you've torn the head off your teddy bear
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I dreamt last night that I had been fired by Twitter
I was upset and thrilled to be part of a modern trend at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# a girl would probably be able to interpret meaning from this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# ... and this is my suggestion for next week's compo
"a girl would be able to interpret meaning from this."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# it's just a shame this place is such a sausage fest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# You love it, you slaaaaag!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# camp freddy will be out of bed soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# david bowie doing her from Labyrinth up the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# up the labyrinth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# OK
It's a jpeg, with dimensions 320px × 268px, posted on an irreverant British message board.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# *bees irreverant*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Sorry, I meant irrelevant...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *shakes fist*
bees are very relevant and we will all learn this when they fly back to their home planet...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Peepee
(Ringo Mountbatten, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Tesco Express with the Solos
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I want a braaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhn baby
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# :D
TRELLY FROM THE TELLY!!!

how the chuffing hell are you you darling little minx - I'm indecently happy to see you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# High on co-codamol
I'm bloody BRILLIANT!

How is your good self squire?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I'm jolly well thanks - I seem to have contracted dyslexia overnight because my spelling is horrible this morning
all that aside life is bang up

I'm shirking from home today so I get to listen to good music, drink nice tea and coffee and not have to talk to morons all day

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I am off work today
Due to a five day migraine and the trip the medicine for it is sending me on *spaces*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, archived)
# too late now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Shows what you know ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Stupid work firewall has blocked this
describe it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# snow white in dwarf porn shocker
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Wayne and Waynetta Slob with older Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford faces
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# ha
Nerf Herder!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# this is upsetting in many ways
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# it's most upsetting
because if GL thought he could make money by doing this he would
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Turns out Luke never got the hatch to open
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:13, archived)
# LAST REQUEST
draw a cock haha
(JoePesky, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:18, archived)
# shame it's a repost
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:21, archived)
# there is no shame
only remorse
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# STAY.. ON.. TARGET..


meow
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:27, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Red (and white) feline standing by.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# red clive standing by
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Of course, bloody half asleep brain.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:35, archived)
# How rude.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# no
this can't be. You're still alive??
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Sorry
I am still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Was wondering where you'd gone :)
Hope you're alright mate! Was searching for your site some time ago, as I remember you being the one that wrote all kinds of silly reviews on amazon.com and such.. or am I mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Aye, nae bad.
I now have a mini Prunes which has been keeping me and Mrs Prunes busy and awake at night.

That's right, I've not done a stupid and bad written amazon review in a while. My site's been down since the hosting fee went from £50 to about £200. I never got round to finding anywhere cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I see, congrats on the young prune!
Do you perhaps have a link to one of your grand reviews?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning, mind if I slip one in whilst I think of something better
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] starbuckshands cue meme explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Wot is a meme explosion
and those cups would leak!

Had half a cuppa over me getting on the train once, lid wasnt on properly.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Anointy-nointy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Oh pointy birds, pointy pointy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Pffft
Morning B3ta! Happy Friday!
Mind if I squeeze this one in here from the wee hours..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Poptastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Out of the two of them, you wouldnt have thought McGann would have ended up playing Dr Who
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Technically, they've both played him.
Grant first portrayed him in the Comic Relief special "The Curse of Fatal Death", then went onto voice the Time Lord in some of the Big Finish audio productions.
He's also in the Flash-based animation "Scream of The Shalka", released by BBCi in 2003.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# yet to taste starbucks coffee
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] LIMP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:04, archived)
# very good
clickendis
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Enclickment
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:38, archived)
# thank you two ver muchies
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Neat!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
(JoePesky, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:43, archived)
# I DON'T NEED THE LOO!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 5:35, archived)
# haha
chair back charlie looks a little deflated

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 6:53, archived)
# I think he's felling a little let down
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:42, archived)
# pfffffffft
loon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:19, archived)
# t'other Deri Air


done for this spoof documentary , which is just an excuse to put together all the other Deri Air pics

working on the Wanda and lion sculpt

:)

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 3:06, archived)
# nice work
i like the airline name too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Very cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 5:37, archived)
# all of these have been most splendid.
you are a talented chap.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:53, archived)

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