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[challenge entry] mmmm lunch time
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, I think it should win the Niles
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Have I seen this before?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Nope.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:48, archived)
# you posted it yesterday but deleted it
so he probably did
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:51, archived)
# No, I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Computer says 'yes'
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:55, archived)
# No and no.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Nope, no idea what you're on about.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooo have an ancient skateboarding kitten.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# and...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you being terminated?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
and this for archie
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I'M BE BACK
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I love it when a lamb comes to dinner?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA, Excellent!!
Love that Ninj!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
# hahha
did you add the shlong or is that a heavily hung half horse?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# The latter
:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I spy dobbin's nobbin
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha +200 points for subject line
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] No Country For Old Vicars
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# this is good
I was hoping Javier would feature. Jolly nice.
*click*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Illusions Michael.... Illusions.....
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Is that Ghandi
as Dr Manhatten?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)
# No.
He just accidentally blue himself....
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I love your springfield punx site, some great stuff you've done there
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Crikey!
I wish that was me, I can barely write my own name down let alone draw good like....

I just googled Arrested Development and waited for inspiration to hit me.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# ah, I assumed it was yours because you removed the springfield punx logo from the corner
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Yep
I did, looked untidy when it was cropped down, as half of it was missing. Not an attempt to pass it off as my work I can assure you.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:29, archived)
# In a roundabout way
I think you're getting a telling off
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Really? Because I took off half a logo?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I'm not telling you off
but it is polite to leave artists tags on images you alter
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I removed Matt Groening's signature off the picture of Sideshow Bob as well. Just incase theres any further confusion ;)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Don't be arsey
Loads of pics get stolen from b3ta and the tag is removed, when you come across the image it's quite annoying that you were not given credit for your work.

Mr Toast hasn't been cunty about it he just posted a polite suggestion

When did B3ta get so Fluffy
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# YOU CROSSOVERED A CROSSOVER
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# * Thread deletion imminent!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:40, archived)
# To be fair he has added Sideshow Bob back in...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Thats....
Kinda the point....

¯\(°_o)/¯
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Can a haunted house be a baddy?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Rising Dampf :)

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
# You need to cut down on your intake of
Yesterday Channel, young Ninj.

;-)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)
# :D
;)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# OH GOD TURN IT BACK TO BLOW
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:10, archived)
# That'll be the beans Miss Monroe!
Nice tagging :)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# *** Standing ovation ****
It's posts like this that make we wish I had a WOO gif
but I don't... cause I'm shit.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# awesome :-D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# oo that's quite spooky
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Blimey. Well done.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Cheers Baz...
:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Mr Baldrick,
You re-appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# This is essentially too good!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I bloody love you!
and JPG nicked exactly what I was going to say
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Shucks!
Love you too Joe! :D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# mwahahahaha....
;-)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Nice shoppin' sir
:)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Thanks Q!
:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Haha, that works too well :)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:03, archived)
# yup
still skill though: click
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] 500 Euros? You won't see penny one from me, you slag!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Excellent Cap'n!!
:D:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Cheers!
Laters, Ninj.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Here it comes! It's gonna hurt!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Go ahead and shoot. I'll be back! I always come back!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I like to play with things awhile.. before annihilation.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.

Sorry for the hit-and-run posting.
Got a thing that needs doing.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
# ha ha
Don't tell him your name Pike
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
EEL's!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Vote for the new Question of the Week
Another mockery of the democratic process - help us choose this week's question. One lucky winner gets a free holiday in sunny Libya!*

Poll closes about 12-ish.

*Lie

Question of the Week
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OK, you pedants, here's a picture (which is NOT a veiled attempt to get you to vote for Bodge Jobs)

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Let's have a think...
Hold on. this looks flawed. Breaking the Law and Rant seem to have the same score, but the bars are of different lengths.

I demand electoral reform!!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# yeah it seems to go wrong with low votes then calms down
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It makes a mockery of the whole process.
I'm emailing my MP.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:10, archived)
# your MP has little authority over b3ta
we're not hosted in the UK - which is partly why the world is so fucked - much of the law governments pass nationally can't effectively control the businesses who operate internationally.

When I think about it, B3ta is basically to blame for the banking crisis.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Foiled!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I wish to vote for Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt.
Is this option available?

Edit: Botch, surely?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Awwww I thought it said boob jobs......
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# /talk ===>
Where's the image etc...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# I vote bodge jobs
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Have you sold an ad for tomorrow's newsletter yet?
I'm on the blag for a free plug for my bro's fillum. As per sig.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Your brother is Brooke Shields?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)
# What's your bro's part in this?
If you say director than woo and yay,
if he was a runner for one of the cleaners, then harumph
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Writer.
*awaits woo and yay*

His latest blog is why I'm going into spammy overdrive on things.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# That is pretty substantial
woo and yay indeed. And whatever comes after yay, but I can't remember it.

Bill Nighy you say?

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Houpla!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# yes we have for once
my children can eat!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Fair dos.
Well if you ever decide to nobly support emerging British creative talent and do a favour for a loyal b3tan's bro then please consider a little plug ;o)

I accept that this is hugely cheeky given that Paramount are pushing the movie, but I'm insanely proud of him and want to do everything in my limited power to support him in this.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Congrats to your brother
I'm plugging mine atm (also see sig)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I saw your links post.
Very good!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Cheers sir!
We actually have a budget for the next one :)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:29, archived)
# here's my rant
people posting things on /board without a picture
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# A ha!
I have now edited the original post to make you look stupid.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# A HA!
by posting the picture you have admitted that you were at fault
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Like that scary man who posts every week on the Guardian blog to protest that it should be boxED set
I'm going to point out it should be bodgeD jobs
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:10, archived)
# botched jobs
ashually.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# and bodging is something else entirely
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodging

Huh, learn something new every day
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I expected some unusual sex act
probably involving a rubber glove on the end of a yard brush
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I like the sound of this.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# *registers bodginginprivate.com
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Botch jobs or bodged jobs.
IMHO.

Botch job - one which has gone wrong
Bodged job - one where a solution has been improvised from highly rudimentary materials, usually to a successful outcome.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# The "Slang" section of the article emvee has linked to
suggests you are spot on!

edit/which all leads to the question, what are we voting for?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I'm in agreement with all of this
[edit] looks like bodging is winning
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Bodge
the longer write up has something about fixing a CPU with a pin or something
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Excellent, glad we got to the bottom of it.
*votes pregnolols*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I think it's more like a name for something
like a 'cover-up'. You wouldn't say a 'covered-up'.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Awesome teachers
Ace subject.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] No bomb dives please, Mr Vader

Click to embiggen
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Welcome to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre
How may I help you?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] "My mate Hev sayz you slept wiv her, night before our wedding?"
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:43, archived)
# * Shopped only please
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:44, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Yikes!!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)
# ^ awesome as always
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaha
Mein Plonker!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:49, archived)
# You should be doing interstitials for the History Channel.
:)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:53, archived)
# No idea what that is...
...but ta! ;)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# what have you changed
and is Eastenders a comedy now
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
Always was a friggin' comedy. They're all in and out of beds, prisons, marriages, each other and eat fish & chips on a daily basis. And although they're all barred, they still manage to visit the pub at lunch-time, dinner-time, until closing time and murder someone while old Jim lies alone in bed playing "Dominos"??
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# 0_o you watch that crap
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Wives love Eastenders??
Can't help laugh at the plots as I 'work' at the PC
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Ha!
Nice... image.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ning peeps
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# *starts hate campaign because omg animals is humans too*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Although they are not as bad as animal with human hands...
* Shudders
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)
# you mean like this

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:49, archived)
# * sicks a little
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Fluffy Sparkly
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Holy Mother of Jeebus
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)
# *hates campaigns*
I'm getting this wrong, aren't I?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Be kind to them my dear, blow them a kiss
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:33, archived)
# haha ..ace
i'll get you butler
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)
#
lolacaust !
(, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Not long to wait then
:o)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
Both look like sex-swaps to me?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Citizen Sith
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# ^ Wolfie
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Happy Birthday Sharon and Osama

Very apt really because Bin Laden should be Stoned! *

and

* The views expressed in this post or those of Wobbly Bloke and probably everyone else who is reading this.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:20, archived)
#
Did you shop in the infamous beaver shot just beneath his mouth?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:31, archived)
# You are the first to notice...
and you win a years free subscription to tinyurl.com/b3ta-Jeremy
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:34, archived)
#
*sings along to the merry tune*
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] greed is good
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Very nice indeed
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:33, archived)
# The fucker on the right.
Someone, kill him - please.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Oh, hello. I've drawn a silly picture.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:07, archived)
#
Knitting scarves for a giraffe seems tough
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:09, archived)
# full of win :)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:10, archived)
# I like the little monkey guy on the distant peak
but what's going on above the giraffe?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Spirit monkey rising from the trees
no doubt to destroy us all
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Ah. Good times
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:15, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I'm unlurking to say
I LOVE YOU MAAAAAAAAANNNNN.

springheeled Jack...please...or do I have to comission that one ;)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Great work! :)
Madagascar meets Ice age! - Are those Yeti in the background?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:20, archived)
# "If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid"
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooo early morning thread rush


Ninja edit, don't think anyone noticed
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Heheh
yourallnazis
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:07, archived)
# *your
but click for the nostalgiic 'Allo 'Allo reference.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:20, archived)
# I knew there would be a spelling or grammar error somewhere
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)
# I might have spelt madonna wrong as well
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# And somewhere LOLZ
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Don't know what you are talking about ;)
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I think you'll find it's 'ze' big boobies
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)

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