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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Sasha Baron Cohen seems to be new Ronald Reagan of Britishpolitick
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# The cold dead eyes of a shark
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)
# ugghhh
that face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Cute little bugger, ain't he?
In 1885, the Queen commissioned the Staffordshire Ostrich Cavalry who saw extensive action in India and then in the Boer War. Little now is known of them, barring this one photo, discovered at the bottom of a locked chest owned by one Montague Mallard Esq following his death from consumption.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Ostriches are mental
especially when fighting for their country
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I wouldn't mess with one
Daftest move the army ever made, disbanding the regiment. They'd have stormed the German trenches within hours of the war being declared.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I bet he just buried his head in the sand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# they don't do that
/popular misconception blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Not when you arm them with rifles they don't
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# It could happen.
www.ostrichheadinsand.com/images/ostrich_head_in_sand.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# that one's on holiday
they're all business when they want to be
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I can't stop laughing at this...
digiscape.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/head-in-sand.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
he's presenting
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# with the power of photoshop yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I think I'll go look at Wonder Woman pics instead.
*edit*found one! (NSFW)...woooo hoooo!
rekotrill.com/wp-content/gallery/wonder-women/wonder-woman-2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:08, archived)
# ( . ) ( . )
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)
# \ | | /
(.)(.) ______Big Saggy Boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Just don't let Archie Duke shoot one when he gets hungry. Might start a war.
P.S. Happytoats' colour wheel down there is driving me nuts now as I have vaguely submerged memories bobbing to the surface of some weighty kid's toy or puzzle from the past with hexagonal or triangular facets in red, yellow and blue.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)
# "....following the death of his consumption"
hahaha, that makes it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Cute Warning

Hope I can post this here. I did make it, honest ;)

Baby Amelia born 28/03/11. B3ta kept me sane though the uncomfortable last fortnight of pregnancy :)

Photobucket
(Northern Lovely, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Nicely!
We had an Amelia precisely 2 months prior to that :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Congratulations :)
Ours is an Amelia Celeste, husband picked first name, I picked second - she's named after Babar the Elephant's wife :)
(Northern Lovely, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# not Celeste from Daphne and Celeste then?
congrats on the new addition.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Can everyone stop getting called Amelia!
We had our Amelia 9 weeks ago.

Amelia Rose.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Hehe, congratulations to you too, it's a pretty name :)
One of the other babies born when I was in hospital was called E. Just the letter E. His parents looked a bit like hippies. The mum was wearing a pair of wellies. The weather was not welly weather.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# 'kin 'ell
Amelia Ruth...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:05, archived)
# What's with all these Amelias?
Ours is called Amelia too, Amelia George Smith...I hope that he grows up to be a nice boy.

Congrats :)
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Amelia's
It's a good job that Dr Who's new assistant wasn't called Frogmella!!
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Sorry to have posted right above you
Cute... and asleep. Make the most of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# She sleeps most of the day
To conserve her energy for the 4 - 5am 'hello I'm wide awake! Amuse me or I shall scream!' session ;)
(Northern Lovely, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# :)
Good fun. My sister just had a boy and apparently he doesn't keep any regular hours. I think he likes to keep them guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Congratumalations, she's lovely.
Just don't wake her up.....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
you twisted bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Lovely!
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Congrats!
The 14 month old mini-chutney is right now wandering round our office shouting EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at everything.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# What's wrong with that? "E"s are good.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Not when you give them to a toddler they aren't
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I thought it was going to be Rob's with an excuse for a late newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Fantastic!
Congratulations!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Awwwwwwww! What a little pickle :D
Congratulations!
Great name, too
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Congrats!
My baby boy was born on the exact same day!
(DragonSkiz, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Lully, congrats :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
We're expecting number 3 in Spetember!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Congrats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I hope she lives her life being excellent to people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# mmmmm
cake
(UTB, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Hurray!
Enjoy it while it lasts. It only seems a couple of days ago that mine was born but now you turn your back for a second
and she's crawling into the kitchen and stealing food from the cat's bowl. Little bigger'll put anything in her mouth :D
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Congratulations! Though personally, I always think babies look smug
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)
# teeny croissant is teeny...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)
# You gave birth to Larry the Lamb..
and she has one of those 'Real Dolls' - Woo!

Seriously though, Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# When you say Real Doll..
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)
# OK... Not that type...
Real Baby Doll
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Congratulations
so your a fertile female
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)
# aw lovely and congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I did this one for Joe Scaramanga, atomic and J Peasemould Gruntfuttock...
I did a vector thing but left the eyes and lips real... A bit like the one I knocked one out for Emma Watson this morning...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Pretty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)
# THANKYOU!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Isn't that cheating?
The eyes and the lips are the best part of vectoring
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I prefer the curves of an ample bosom..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# purdy
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# :o) I am so straight for Lynda Carter
she makes my tummy feel all funny and everything
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I say!
Nice bit of late afternoon Lynda :)

What a classy end to the week.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Umm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# oh jeeeze
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# *slap*
EDIT nearly a week at teh top of the front page? anyone would have thought that Rob had had a baby this week and not been around or something.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Or he's in prison again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha! Just look at the FP now....!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# *reaches for tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
#
Hello. I made another one. I'm not sure about the background colour though. Does anyone have any advice? I tried green, red, another shade of orange and brown as well. (Looks better if you CFB.)


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Previously: Isla Fisher
Another
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# make it brown instead
take us to brown town
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# What sort of brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# town brown
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Well, you're useless but I tried it anyway.
Brownish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# When you're alone, and life is making you lonely, you can always go ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# What do you mean, useless?
This is much browner and better for it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)
# This is lovely though overall.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Not too brown though...
Wouldn't want to open that can of worms back up again...

now posted in the correct location
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# oh that's lovely, I prefer the green one
Shame that movie bombed, though it is a little too self-knowing, game-referencing for its own good, plus I thought the only likable character was Knives.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)
# fantastic
"if all else fails paint the background wall red"
Jack Vettriano
have you tried pure black? would really make the head stand out
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I'd go either red or a more yellow orange
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Your primaries are too primary
WE NEED TO GO TO BROWN TOWN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Cheers Mr Toast.
I tried this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# they all work :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Yellowy orange on the way :).
Is it just me or is the b3ta uploader the slowest thing ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Also it seems to make everything more saturated. Ho hum.
Some more orange.
Got a preference out of all the ones I've posted so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# This one, or maybe the brown (it's growing on me now ...), I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I think that contrasts nicely
as opposed to the red which is a good complementary
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# oooh, that's a lovely shade of red there, or is it claret?
IJUSTDONTKNOWANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
I like the green.


But I also like smelly cheese, so I know nothing (according to my wife)
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Clear,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Oooooh.... very nice.
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# black, black, BLACK!!!!!
nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Just so =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You insensitive bastard. My Grandmother was a deckchair on the Titanic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# :))))))))))))))
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] AV Metal!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# oh, that's done very well
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Fire!
We salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Oi!
www.b3ta.com/board/10391986
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# If you do a donkey vote on a vote about voting do you cancel the first vote or the vote vote
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Sir, you seem to have caught some fire.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# everybody died
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Gotta love that font.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# LOLCHEEZES
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Best of all the cheezes
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# That's why I'm so nice & cheesy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Nice and cheesy does it.
Does it every time....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# no fuggin idea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I can't believe I lived ten miles away for a decade
and never once went to witness this spectacle.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# The hills are alive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Do you know what else is bracing?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Happy day
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# YES IT IS
WHY DO YOU COPY ME EVERY YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I'm afraid to ask....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# i was asking you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I thought you'd never ask...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# SO WHERE IS YOUR RESPONSE
DO NOT LEAVE ME HANGING MY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# go on then...
In Other News: Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Timber frames?
*looks round to see if anyone got the medieval building reference*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Candles! :)
Or Braces?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# braces?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# thankyou everyone for your lovely wishes
I hope nobody here dies without a smile on their face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# But not in a "the Joker, having just been pulled to his death from the top of a cathedral" way, right?
And a merry incendiarisation from me, too. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# If that is the only way to achieve a smile then so be it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Corrective orthodontics?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Load-bearing beams?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I really wish the moon was coloured like that!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# the dark side is,
but it doesn't get any light, so you can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Or a big yellow button?
Or made out of Cheese Gromit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Space drugs are the best drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely weave on the stitch
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Where were you at lunchtime, then, eh?
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# ^ this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Too. Much. Puns.
(But I like it)
(jesseventura, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# A girl in my junior school said she wouldn't touch me with a shitty stick
To be fair, it was a strange request
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Poo'ey sticks are the best weapon ever
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# FLY SWEET, CUSTARD THRUSTA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
all dutifully harvested from Airport Direct minicabs, no doubt :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# nicely
did you draw these btw?

I only ask as the skull and pentagram one is most curious if from an original strip

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I changed them all except for the top one
A A Milne advertising Chipsticks before they were invented would have been odder than the devil worship surely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Twas an illusion!
That's some great style-matching..type stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# That Christopher Robin is a bit bum-obsessed isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# he knew the rules
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# NEVER GONNA STICK YOUR BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Yeah mine was supposed to be a reply to yours
but I just woke up so I fucked it up.
I'm currently dosing myself with coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I just got home from a pub and was reminded why I always say no when people want to go there.
I did a sick and it had a soapy rainbow on top. Fantastic hygiene.

THANKS, BEACH ROAD HOTEL IN BONDI
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# happy candles
bondi local?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I'm just next to central.
Bondi is about a 20 dollar cab fare.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# ah ok. i just moved to north sydney
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Well I'm freshly unemployed so if you're up for a beer or two in the city then let me know.
I might be able to round up kebab, colonel boris and bargearse. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# sounds good
edit - obviously, not meaning the unemployment sounding good.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# CHERISH THESE MEMORIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# :D
happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# As you are infact Freebase, here's one I made earlier. Use it wisely on this sacred day.


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I am Chike Anyaegbunam.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Mystics made me giggle like the codine-diazapam-addled-gump I am today....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha, great!
Esore!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaha
hooray for photoshop - ruining our childhood innocence.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
I didn't know where that was going, what a pay off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Chipsticks!
Childhood crisps of champions!
(apart from space raiders or transform-a-snax)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Lovely :D
Also, that's amore
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# HA HA HA
^ Note how they are in caps is this is a hearty laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Oh d-d-d-dear!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Utterly, utterly wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes to AV
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I prefer a dangerous scat
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Are you referring to
Diana Johnson of Hull North by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Iron like a lion called ryan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# lionel actually
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# i don't know whether to fuck it or kill it
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# i love this
...but not in a gay way.
...not that that's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# SCHHNOOOOOOOOOGINS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# hawt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I'm worried to ask what's going on here.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Rasta Mon Vibration Yeah...Positive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# You're just a ray of sunshine on this overcast day
Lawd bless you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Ha ha....have a Haku 2...

(i know it's still too early for Freebase, but I couldn't contain this any longer)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Goodness!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# This is like some kind of glorious dream.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I WANT TO BREAK FREE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxv_s-orFHc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ha ha!
is this a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# nah
it's a year old
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# i like it and i've not seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I liked that concert, Matrix on drums and Sully on bongos.
Sweet Youtube Bennett fuckmix, Freddie Davis Jnr would've loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# in this image freddy bennett has just pot a brown
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# SNOOKERINGFUCK TONIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# coffee, I'd like to introduce you to the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# You already did, buddy.
You already did.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Nice profile page...
...Happy b3taday oneofmyfavoriteb3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)
# 'tis a jungle out der maan!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
# A concrete jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# In response to the image challenge idea "Make fatties useful"


www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1170059
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# my mum was killed by a fat man in a mobility scooter
you heartless bastard
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I was that fat man
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# it must've been horrible for you
are you coping ok?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I take everyday as it comes
and the tablets take away the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# got some ipads out of it then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
#
was want to have sexy tiem with
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I'm not fat.
And I don't ride a mobility scooter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# you're off the hook then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Sounds like a chat-up line from Abu Hamza
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# that guy's a hat and one leg away from becoming
a fully fledged pirate
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# *awaits this comment turning up on Stand Up For The Week*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# *copyrights*
I don't get channel4 anymore. i'm guessing stand up for the week is a shitty comedy show?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Did he have one arm?
It's always the one armed man that does it in these situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# that's a great one!
i bet he's got some lovely cracked sores


(bunglist, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Cracked sores from the crack whores indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# My dad drives a BMW you insensitive bastard!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# if only
someone had the foresight to disguise it and put mercedes on the side
(bunglist, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# it's in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# those devious cunts.....
hangings too good for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# DERP!
My dad and I were genuinely offended that a Mercedes was used for this image instead of the vastly superior BMW.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# They could be good paperweights.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
That made me lol, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# he-meatwheels!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Happy candleday, scary-person!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# CANDLES!

EDIT: She has those "Come here and shag my uncle shagged me" eyes.

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I always knew you were into witchcraft!
Happy Candle BLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday, Dad!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# merry candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Impressive candle facts
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Keep the scary lady away.....
Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Did anyone else catch Rogue Traders on BBC1 last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Mmnng.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Mmnng.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# PRO-TECT THE SOVEREIGN!
(from her gums)

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Is that the drain cleaner guy?
Didn't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Neither did I.
Actually I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# WAILAAPOYRT?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# twin?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# no and I didn't think I would get the highlights on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# You're in luck then!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# so give us a run down of what you shopped then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I shopped...
um... er...
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Links ---->
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# < Norwich 67 miles
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Faqs
b3ta.com/features/faq/#link
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Runs off skipping
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# shit! a fuckin links moment and i pretty much missed it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# GET TO DA CH..oh..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# i bought some fins today
i came close to a motorbike too.
the salesman saw me though, so i had to run
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I ordered some new fins for my board today
I'm actually thinking of respraying it magenta, an 8 foot magenta board would be amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# an 8 foot magenta anything would be amazing
don't you live in manc?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Ask the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# No
no I didn't

what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# There was
this bloke, and another bloke. Well they didn't like this other couple of blokes. It all got very heated, and some stuff happened.
In short, as good as Godfather Part 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# No. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# yes
he's a right ugly little chimp.

and a scally to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# So, basically
The baby is a boy, and Melanie names it Beau. Scarlett sends Prissy to get Rhett and ask him to bring his horse and carriage. Rhett, Scarlett, Melanie, Prissy, and Beau start on their journey to Tara. They have to cross through the fires set by the retreating Confederates in downtown Atlanta. Brigands try to steal the horse and carriage from Rhett, but he escapes. Rhett acts very heroic, and then he leaves them at the road to Tara, and he goes to join the war. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# yep
was that a spliff they were smoking in the van? Those programmes annoy me though - why do they hand the money over? That's taxpayers money that they don't need to hand across.
(padremo, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
#
(THE REVTED, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# sweet sweet yams
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Popeye the Kitten Fister?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Wonder Woman

Unfinished, can't be arsed looking up what the uniform actually looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# nice painting.
though, it looks like the alien spawn thing on her chest

edit - it's not paint, is it?

i'm too drunk. i'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I think it's probably supposed to be an eagle.
I did the pic from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# i just googled the classic WW
her emblem looks like a palm tree.
your version looking like the alien and therefore more sinister makes yours better
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Sturdy Woman!
that's rather ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Woo!
Needs more camel toe.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Nice...
Lynda Carter.... she has those "Come here and shag me" eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# will you excuse me one moment
*drags monitor to bathroom*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# GODDESS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Ding Dong!
I say, Princess, you really are rather bang on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Amber Heard would make a great Wonder Woman
starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/978/978189/amber-heard-20090430012733423_640w.jpg

She kinda looks like Linda Carter too, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# ftfy

(quick and dirty)
(vvim, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)
# It's worth a look.
comicbookhotties.com/images/uploads/linda-carter.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
#


Probably this will only give some giggles in Holland or Belgium "den Story" is a local kind of tabloid.

Meh.
(vvim, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Both sides of den story?
I don't get it??

EDIT: DON'T CLICK THE LINK! It has a picture of Justin Bieber!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
#
I was already convinced it wouldn't score, blame it on the weather man :-)

(vvim, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Jurgan verdedigt zun zus phaedra
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# my bad.


"den Story" is a local tabloid. The pub that I was visiting last night was boring me with a lot of Phil Collins music. When his "both sides of the story"-song came up, my mind made a strange click resulting in this.
(vvim, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# ah right now I get it
^may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Jurgen defends his sister Phaedra.
What's not to get man!?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I like the story below
www.storymagazine.be/index.php/2011/04/12/noemt-victoria-beckham-haar-dochter-santa/

My turkish isn't very good but it's something about Victoria beckham admitting she has a santa fetish
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# my dutch is impeccable, so i can say with great certainty
that your turkish story makes no sense to me whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# well that explains why google translate failed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
#


and also not mine, but the mighty Nibus'genius

www.b3ta.com/board/7563314
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# dikke lul?
i don't get it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Phil Collins has yet to deny writing the "Go Compare" jingle
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# *office guffaws*
Vampire Teabags!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

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