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she heard it was going to be a long service and didn't want to get hungry
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:08,
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I'll reply to this as soon as I have picked out a suitable weapon
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:11,
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Almost two years, and this is my first spang.*wells up*
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:13,
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Here ... you dropped this 'S'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:17,
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Perhaps I should have clarified that with a "trouser tumescence".No, wait, I mean with those words. Not with a physical demonstration.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:29,
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Nicholas woefully miscast in new X-Men film shocker
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:37,
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"Werewolf?" "There wolf, there wolf!"
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:19,
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Haway, pet!I've alsa brought yuz a dressin' gown, fishin' rod an sum booze in case yuz gets bored with the service, like.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:11,
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I think I've just been abused by that stare...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:29,
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HahahaHatstand.
It's early here. Board is making me laugh way too much. Wheere's my coffee!
(It's early here. Board is making me laugh way too much. Wheere's my coffee!
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 1 May 2011, 17:20,
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This wins... Well done...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 1 May 2011, 17:27,
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Just Noticed!Camilla appears to have gone as Captain Barbossa...
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Sun 1 May 2011, 19:16,
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They are WELL past their sell-by, they're getting old ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:48,
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Well they do appear to have turned
Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:48,
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Gender Reassignment Rolling Stones, hit or miss?Discuss
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:49,
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Sounds like it has potentialI'll give you half the money but I want 25%
( Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:53,
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youv not and youv colo?very good arts though!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:34,
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Nice work!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:31,
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\o/FP this now
Maybe monkeon will do it while he's doing his ;)
(Maybe monkeon will do it while he's doing his ;)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:31,
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Ssshht! I know you like it
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:45,
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Tell me more.Did she put up a fight?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:09,
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That's good!Ready for a bit of the old ultra-wedding :)
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Mex3 =mememe,
Mon 2 May 2011, 3:05,
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She usually wears this one at film premieres.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:19,
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Awesome!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:20,
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best yet5 ***** -- would click again
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:32,
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Wow. With so many takes on this I can't believe it's still going. This is amazing.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 1 May 2011, 17:16,
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The revenge of the queen of hearts
what would a royal wedding be without good old princess Diana...
^it's like Britain's Got Talent
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:53,
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This is good.But there is a typo.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:53,
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Spealing is hard, espeshally if u onlee du fotoshop.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:56,
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auff wit 'er melon PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:02,
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Not mine:...Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:17,
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I saw a version of this text on a sign many years ago at a car showon the seat of a classic car a soldier had taken with him to Germany and brought back again. Apparently, it dates back to the old days of mainframes!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:11,
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I forget which frame is the unadjusted size, it's definitely not 1 or 2 though
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:51,
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She is trying to get a fight started
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:57,
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You could use Shane MacGowan's teeth for the black keys
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:58,
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They'd be easy to harvest at least.Those bastards look like they should have fell out of his skull years ago.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:00,
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If ever a branch on the family tree was rotten, it's this one.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:22,
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This is tremendous!That wedding seemed to go remarkably well, apart from those two hats.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:31,
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anything to draw attention from those eyesalso I didn't think this one deserved its own thread so i'll stick it here
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:34,
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Where's Willy?Also, what happened to those two poor coppers at the top?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:46,
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Cheaper than getting someone in to do it. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:49,
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But they'd onlybe able to reach the lower parts of the walls
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:49,
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Lasers.From the eyes of octopus-hat
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:48,
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The King of Bastardhats. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:49,
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It's about time HattytownGot a 21st Century reboot - www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLLpM1V9Pb0
And I think the first characters have been created.
(And I think the first characters have been created.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:51,
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Crikey.That's another one the kids'll like then. They very much prefer old kids' programs to the new ones.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:54,
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1 inch from her cervixI'd say by that pic
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:10,
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I still haven't spotted teh Quo; any clues?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:53,
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I 've done 3 images so farfor this challenge and all of them are of them shagging. I think I need a quiet word with myself
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:09,
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It's either Princess Beatrice or Princess EugenieCan't remember which.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:55,
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fat!?call me old fashioned, but this is my ideal shape for a woman
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:12,
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Talking about the beauty of princesse(s) this one is not bad too
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Sun 1 May 2011, 14:26,
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Not even festively plump. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:16,
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More terrifying than tobasco up the bum Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:32,
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Dam i forgot my mellon`s
Down with Tesco long live local shops!!!
Good call.Asda don't get much of a look-in now, as it seems Tesco always manage to out-bid them when purchasing supermarket-building land.
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:52,
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you know Asda bought Netto UKand are rebranding them all as smaller Asda stores?
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:07,
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If local shops are providing good quality produce and a service to match, then local shops will surviveIf local shops are trading in overpriced low quality tat, then they will die. And good riddance to them.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:34,
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This Tesco thing annoys me far more than it shouldTesco replacing local shops is the same as those local shops replacing the local market that came before it and that local market replaced the home produce sellers before that etc etc
Tesco are simply the current better trader than those around it.
But how many of the "local" shops actually are local? most newsagents are part of a chain, most florists are a part of a bigger brand and almost all of it is selling non local produce.
Where were the rioters when Mr Miggins corner shop started selling french apples from the wholesaler instead of the local orchard's maggoty crap?
but what fucks me off the most are the twats complaining about Tesco depriving local businesses of income when they no doubt go home and watch their downloaded movies or listen to torrented mp3s and can't see the fucking hypocrisy of their a) denying income to the artists/filmmakers or b) denying income to the local record shop who is closing down not just because of Tesco but mainly because no fucking cunt came and bought his stock when he was open.
so, cunts the lot of them :)
(Tesco are simply the current better trader than those around it.
But how many of the "local" shops actually are local? most newsagents are part of a chain, most florists are a part of a bigger brand and almost all of it is selling non local produce.
Where were the rioters when Mr Miggins corner shop started selling french apples from the wholesaler instead of the local orchard's maggoty crap?
but what fucks me off the most are the twats complaining about Tesco depriving local businesses of income when they no doubt go home and watch their downloaded movies or listen to torrented mp3s and can't see the fucking hypocrisy of their a) denying income to the artists/filmmakers or b) denying income to the local record shop who is closing down not just because of Tesco but mainly because no fucking cunt came and bought his stock when he was open.
so, cunts the lot of them :)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:36,
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All beautifully put and I agree with you 100%, however you are forgetting one thing:GRRR TESCO CAPITALISM GRRRR ER DOWN WIV BIG BIZZNISS INNIT GRRR ER SUMMINK ABOUT OPEN MARKETS AND ANYWAY I AINT GOT NUFFINK BETTA TO DO OH FUCK IT'S LATE WE NEED MILK ANYWHERE OPEN OH FUCK
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:40,
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It's not often that I click "I like this" on bits of text!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:51,
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I guess one problem for the smaller shops(and in my in-laws' town there are quite a few very good ones) is that a lot of people will shop somewhere else if it's a bit cheaper. Being a big chain means you have substantially reduced overheads (sourcing of stock, advertising, distribution, etc) and in the case of Tesco, they will happily undercut a local shop until it goes under and then up the prices, the loss in the meantime being only a tiny blip on the chain's yearly profit.
My personal problems with Tesco are also that they will go to amazing lengths to avoid paying tax (such as redirecting all their DVD and CD online shopping through Jersey, etc) and screw farmers over by waiting to pay them for months over the due date of the invoice, knowing that a percentage go bust in the meantime.
However, chain newsagents can go get fucked. They have the big distribution networks, but charge more than independent retailers.
(My personal problems with Tesco are also that they will go to amazing lengths to avoid paying tax (such as redirecting all their DVD and CD online shopping through Jersey, etc) and screw farmers over by waiting to pay them for months over the due date of the invoice, knowing that a percentage go bust in the meantime.
However, chain newsagents can go get fucked. They have the big distribution networks, but charge more than independent retailers.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:03,
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As I said on links a while backthe protesters should be rioting against government/councils etc that allow the loopholes like selling from Jersey/Luxembourg etc and not paying up on time - if that is indeed what they are doing like so many other successful companies do.
Any one of us would make use of a legally acceptable trick if it saved us a huge chunk of cash, you can't blame Tesco for that, but you can blame the people that make it possible and allow it to continue.
(Any one of us would make use of a legally acceptable trick if it saved us a huge chunk of cash, you can't blame Tesco for that, but you can blame the people that make it possible and allow it to continue.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:10,
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Changes to legislation take time.Certain parties have had payments from Tesco before and don't feel the need to make changes to laws all that quickly. And every time a hole is closed, some clever cunt at Barclay's or KPMG or PwC finds another one.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:15,
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Out-of-town supermarkets are greatHow can a working mum do her weekly shop by walking round 10 different shops spread 1/2 mile apart then go home on the bus with 6 bags of shopping and two toddlers (one in a pram)
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:32,
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she should have thought about that before she got up the duffsilly woman
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 14:35,
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HahaWell she was a "working girl" before becoming a working mum
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:28,
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Na, tis the 'working' bit thassa problemwe'e all bred to be a bit of Capital investment
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Sun 1 May 2011, 15:04,
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i live in bristol and there are already 5 or 6 supermarkets in the stokes croft, gloucester road area.Also Stokes Croft is not like your average high street, most of the shops are genuinely independent which makes it a nice place to shop. The community has worked hard over the last 10 years to improve the place while maintaining its character - and in the most part, theyve succeeded.
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 15:58,
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shame the rioters have come and fucked it all up :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 16:18,
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It's not at all the same as local shops replacing a local market.It's one huge retailer replacing multiple small retailers.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 1 May 2011, 17:31,
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I like this style PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:46,
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ningbirthday card what i made
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:31,
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Seems a little sad for a Birthday card, but it is very pretty.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:51,
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it did later have happy birthday written on it.so there's that.
also ta :)
(also ta :)
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:54,
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Happy little warbler.Nice!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:30,
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he's a fool to lift so many tins of beans in one baghe might be strong enough but those carriers are like wet loo roll
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:50,
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tins of beans in a Tesco bag. Time to use a cardboard box instead.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:56,
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Well, if he's sensible he would have double-bagged it
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:53,
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You're not sorry at all.However, thanks providing me with a genuine puerile giggle on an otherwise shitty morning
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Shlvng,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:53,
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Shopped pics only please
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:06,
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Why didnt i create a thousand profilesto individually say i like this - so this would win?!?!
dam you hindsight
(,
Mon 2 May 2011, 13:22,
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dam you hindsight
hahahahahahahahahahahaI looked at that 4 times before I realised what you'd done. fantastic and weirdly subtle :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:49,
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Anyone else noticed what a fugly kid that isGreat job Cappin
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:37,
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like, click, and such... :)up to eleven, the way to heaven
( Mex3 =mememe,
Sun 1 May 2011, 13:46,
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MORE NWO :Vampire Lizards marry!!!!
spread the truth don't let them breed
Wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, would, WOOD. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:40,
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CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN TOUCHING ALL TIME MY ASSCAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN TOUCHING ALL TIME MY ASS
(,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:42,
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can't be any worse than them being humanwhy do people always assume reptile overlords would be a bad thing?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:43,
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No work til the sun's been up for a few hours - I like their style.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:46,
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and play Han Solo in Carbonite over the winter monthsit's win win
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:49,
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something about the cut been absorbed by a dog or something i think
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sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:27,
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Haha!Didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface...
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:56,
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like the old saying goesYou can tune a piano,
but you can't fuck a duck
(but you can't fuck a duck
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 May 2011, 12:10,
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Thinking with portals?You're despicable.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:56,
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Nope it was Daffy Duck that said Dethspicable! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:05,
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Well that will keep him amused for hours:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:56,
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No, but then I get bored easily.I blame TV for taking us away from these simple pleasures.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:28,
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Taken in philips hitler room.
Click for bigger (133 kb)
MOrrrrrrrrning
as my shopping skills are like my puctuation and spellingi thought that some one could do leonard decaprisun strolling down teh aisle with kate on his arem
i can see it in my head but cant shop to save my life
(i can see it in my head but cant shop to save my life
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:47,
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What are we, your leonardodecaprisunstrollingdowntehaislewithkateonhisaremphotoshopping bitches?Practice. You won't get any worse, only better.
*encourages*
(*encourages*
Chumps 👀,
Sun 1 May 2011, 11:16,
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when it comes to pictures and taking themi am a demon but when it comes to kludging things together using software i may as well be homer simpson, i can spray paint high end shop fittings for chanel and cartier but i cant do didly with shop or any of the others.
oh my tortured mind god cursed me with fatfudging fingers and a slow mind
but hey ho never mind some good may come of this nightmarish and best forgoten episode , some one may well one day take it upon them selfs to explain the lack of talent versus genius brain* equation
*may be a lie
(oh my tortured mind god cursed me with fatfudging fingers and a slow mind
but hey ho never mind some good may come of this nightmarish and best forgoten episode , some one may well one day take it upon them selfs to explain the lack of talent versus genius brain* equation
*may be a lie
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 1 May 2011, 19:08,
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