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# Exclusive 'Bed of Evil' from the Mail...
(CaptainSunshine, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# those stains of evil and tears of innocents are going to be a bugger to remove.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# this confirms
all my suspitions about Ikea

wonder if they're going to parade it around a bit or, the logical solution, dump it few hundred miles away at sea as quickly as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Also pictured: wardrobe of evil, drapes of evil, bog door of evil and wallpaper of evil.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# bedsheets of evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# what, no mention of the vacuum cleaner hose of minor misdeeds?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# That wasn't his
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# that's what he said when they found it under his bed one day, the end of it smeared with lube
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# It must be placed there by some imperialist pig dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Toilet paper of unpleasantness
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I'm waiting for the 'doorstop... of doom...'
(CaptainSunshine, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Television of evil, powered by orphan's dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# resident weevil of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# i like the lighting in this room
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Al Ikea-da
Släts not Included
www.vimeo.com/10902055
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Osama Bed Laidin
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 2 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# or
osama bed linen
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# heh
we once ran a compo at work to name a friends Llama, top votes won. I put forward Osama Bin Llama and won. She refused to name her llama 'Osama Bin Llama' thus making a mockery of the competiton. It's now called 'Chica' and doing very well on the showbiz circuit.

Chica the Llama Facebook

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 2 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# she'd rather call it chica?
chica's no name for a llama
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
#
or and
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# FUTON OF EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Smells like goats.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# abbott-a-bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Ha!
(Valefar So what?, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# DEATH BY GETTING TOO CLEAN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# The Spice must flow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Stop playing with it you'll go blind
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# That's a bit
"death of Marat" is it not?
(Carlosfandango, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
#
Who'd have thought?
(sinister, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# thread deletion imminent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I support
this post as it doesn't feature freebase.

Long may it last
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# would Cat TOAP ruin it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# you'd hate this then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# STANDING TAAAALL, ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAMS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Superb
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Gah! Missed my 5 year b3taday.
Shouldn't be surprised, I've missed all the others too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 2 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# How many 5 year b3tadays have you had, then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Ok, I give up -
who'd have thought?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# THREADSAVE! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# -F-A-I-L-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Trusted Courier my ass...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Just hanging at the compound, smugging on my croissandwich


(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# that shirt needs a good iron,
if not a good seamstress
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Not so smug now eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
#
(sinister, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# hahah i noticed that too
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# bin hidin, and still is

rev'd and added extras
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Bin Base?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# yeah, but don't blow his cover
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha
FucK
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ha ha
the most unnecessary colon and punctuation in the history of journalism
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# inspiring!
*fires up photoshop*

edit- you dirty ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Hehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I mean, I COULD pretend it's satire


But really it's just me mucking about and that
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Just heard Bin Ladens been renamed Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
#

Probly Dusty Bin Dun already...
(sinister, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Today is the 10th anniversary of the death of Ted Rogers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Rogers_%28comedian%29
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Oh, silly Osama
(plkrtn, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
#
dunno if this is the BBC or Sky News at fault, but I find it mildly amusing:
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# It's not the only one
thedailywh.at/2011/05/01/terrible-typo-of-the-day/

and I hear there are others too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Those aren't typos . . .
just wishful thinking LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
#
Yep. Guardian is currently running a photo with the caption: "Osama bin Laden announced the death of Osama bin Laden". They'll probably fix it by the time you click this.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/02/osama-bin-laden-death-hailed-david-cameron

Anyway, anonymous assassination by the US including witnesses, swift disposal of the body at sea? All very suspect, if you ask me.
(Good Penny, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Michael J Fox is looking quite spritely
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Not yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought I had seen that hat before.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice one!
If nothing else we got a crapload of decent memes and fun bandwagons off this bloody thing!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Heh :o)
Just listening to French and Saunders dissing their outfits on R2.

On a completely unrelated note, SCIENCE tells me that today features more or less the optimum balance of sunshine and breeze...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Kickin' it old school cyberstyle!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# get's a woo from me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Blah!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# haha
Make it So!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# virgin you say:D
userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/45970721/Cliff%2BRichard%2BPNG.png
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# or
sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/72virgins1.jpg
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Let us take a moment to pray.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Saddam would always do anything for his fellow countryman, time, money, whatever
Last time he'll stick his neck out for anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# He was getting a bit suicidal towards the end
especially after he got his gas bill
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Osama bindun?


Edit: just made it a bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 2 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# fantastic!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Marvelous!
Hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Hmmm
People have observed that Lord Voldemort also died on May 2nd. Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# also; Maybugs...coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Hitler and Braun married on the same day as William and Kate... coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# My b3taday on the same day Boris Yeltsin was elected...coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# And the anniversary of Anthony Ainley's death is tomorrow... coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# also Ainsley Harriot's birthday tommorow....coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# No it's not
It is Sandi Toksvig's birthday though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# well it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# THIS MEANS SOMETHING
*starts sculpting mashed potato into shape of the Internet's Rob Manuel*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Osama may have gone, but his 6 horcruxes remain
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Who shopped that !??
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# This wildly devalues my earlier resident evil pshop
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# The Pakistani media got lazy perhaps
www.b3ta.com/board/10408159
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# It seems odd to me
that they got him, then immediately removed all evidence by 'burial at sea', with not even one picture of proof, anyone else find that odd?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Just said the same while watching it on the TV
When Sadam Hussein was captured they filmed it in detail - but we are just expected to take the word of the CIA as proof.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I'm watching the BBC special as we speak
an interviewed Merkin just said 'we are aware of the potentiality of this event', good to knowify...

I'm wondering if he was, in fact, taken alive, and right now, is saying hullo to an orange one piece and a lot of good cop bad cop, involving metal tools and protracted pain, after all, there is more to know and events yet to come...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Could well be - if Al Qaeda thought he was still alive and in custody
they would take hostages to try and get him released.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# And if his followers even felt they knew where his body was
I think they would feel there was still a very focussed target to concentrate upon for their next attack, so this may just be prudent 'disinformation'

Honestly tho, is this the best they can do!? If so we have been TOTALLY lied to by Hollywood as to what the CIA is capable of faking!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I would have expected far higher standards of fakery from the CIA to be honest
I'd envisage it being like the clip in The Running Man (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger) where they fake Arnies death :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I'm thinking the most likely explanation is they probably did get him but
they're doing some misinformation with the intention of minimising comebacks.

I certainly don't believe they buried him at sea out of respect for his muslamic laws!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# No more likely they got the female GI to stand over his dead body
pointing at him and drinking beers :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Quite
this is the American feckin army we're talking about, not THAT well known for their sensitivity to Islam!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# very odd
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# even odder
is the fact Benazir Bhutto said he was already dead a long while back

are there any elections coming up in the US?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Hmmm...
good point! And so soon after that great speech he made. b3ta.com/links/Obama_at_the_White_House_Correspondents_Dinner

And who made that picture again!? b3ta.com/links/621700 hmmm, *ponders*

There certainly is something a tad amiss here...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# ^ this
Worryingly
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I'm still not convinced he was a real 'terrorist mastermind' so much as a convenient scapegoat to start with
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Also,
last I heard the connection tween him/Al Quada and 911 had never been definitively proven, suddenly it is fact, again.

I dunno there's a lot of questions and loose ends, I guess future history will ask them, conspiracy theorists are gonna love it, tho!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Well, as long as the conspiracy theorists are happy, everythings all right!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Last week TinFoil on the stockmarket was at a all time low
suddenly today there is a massive rush to buy TinFoil
- coincidence?

I vote we should have a Conspiracy Theory compo - invent the most plausible yet ridiculous Conspiracy Theory and Photoshop it for us!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Seems like the most perfectly reasonable thing to do.
Considering they've been after him for years, they probably didn't take pictures so as to appease the large crowds of gore thirsty Americans that rapidly gathered outside the White House before the announcement.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Islam requires burial as soon as practical after death, they were being sensitive to that.
And anywhere on land would have just become a focus for negative attention from all sides.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Can we stop posting pictures of corpses?
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# ^^^^
This
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Very much this^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 2 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ^This
(Unless it's animated by Herman)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# ^This Hahahahahahahah
;D
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Are you banning Rev Jesse?
that's so unfair ;)

actually he hasn't done a zombie pic in agains.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ^
Adds vote of approval
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Gie us a rainbosaur, then!
(but yes, agreed)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# ohh its almost lunchtime, time to eat into this lovely sandwich
/looks at board.
nah..dont think i`ll bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# alright Ty
'twas a good weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 2 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# That it was :)
ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# he gonna be ok
Photobucket
Photobucket
Photobucket
Photobucket
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Is that the Genesis planet?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# It's from the film The Abyss
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Thanks for the de-ris (I didn't recognize it)
but I was half kidding/half suggesting an alternate ending
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I'll hold my noob hand up
and admit that while I understand the term "ris" from context, from what is it derived? The etymology I mean.

Pardon the irony.
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Morrisons
Someone posted an image with the "RIS" blanked out, and someone said something like "I dont get it, can someone explain it"

or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Splendid
thanks
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah the context of the original image was to 'shop the words RIS in Morrison
as if the neon lights had gone out to display the word Moron - but someone replied "RIS? I don't get it" and it caught on - the latest one was one of a Police Car in a disable zone at a supermarket and Prodgidy69 commented "Triple Points Weekend?" deliberately and comically missing the point and referring to the sign in the background. So any Real Photo Sunday (RPS) images that are now posted are often accompanied with "RIS?" "Triple Points Weekend!" or "Why am I looking at a picture of your *insert funny remark*"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# You're being such a dear this morning!
Why don't you go back to slagging the Beckhams? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# That's a minefield I never knew there was so many Beckham Lovers here - sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# What a comprehensive reply
This place really IS fluffy apart from the corpses
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I'm in a typey mood today :)
Really I'm procrastinating as I should be getting on with rebuilding my website
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I am *so* eager for your relaunch!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Probably won't be very much to look at lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ris de-ris:
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/r/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
#
It (the film) actually has an alternate ending, its better than the theatrical one.

However (like lots of his films) it drags on for about 14 and a half weeks when you watch the directors cut.

The endings better though if you have a spare 3 and a half months, I couldn't find it with a quick Youtube search (possibly too long for Youtube) but I am sure its out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I think that's why I've not seen the film
"oh, yet another Cameron film which will end three or four times before it gets to the credits"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# buried at sea?
why the fuck did they do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
Because Megatron was lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# So that supporters don't gather around the grave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
#
huh, I'm waiting for the authorities to start locking up people for suspiciously paddling at Blackpool.
('tin'tintin, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# well they didn't have to do it immediatley
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Yes they did
they claim to have been respecting Islamic law
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I thought that law only counted if someone died at sea.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# lol
great time to grow a conscience
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# binladendun?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# haha
I like this.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
Also his cat has been arrested
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# The Sucide Bomber Cat Cell has been very sucessful
being able to make 9 attacks each :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
#
hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# A dog would never do that
('tin'tintin, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
#
:O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# but his donkey is breathing a sigh of relief
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha. Excellent! clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Chewy!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Double knockout
Kapowie!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10407988
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] meanwhile in a parallel universe...

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# haha nicely done "to boldy go where no Silly Hat has gone before!"
www.b3ta.com/board/10407878
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10408127
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Cheers Herman
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# i likes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# spock is the best
he's making that 3 stooges noise the whole time
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Kept hearing all this about Bin Laden
But then I searched latest headlines and saw this
(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# haha now this is amusing news
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# How was Marie Simon-Pierre cured of Parkinsons?
Did he have her flown out to Japan or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# She got a pallidotomy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# He removed her brain :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# That was done for her when she joined the church
common practice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# My pole is thrilled by the blessing that is this image
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:40, archived)

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