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# The real mastermind is still at large
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# The Hooded Claw
the progenitor for the hoodie race :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:34, archived)
# excuse me for being pedantic
but that's Dr. Claw. The Hooded Claw is another person entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Sylvester Sneekly, to be precise.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# That program...
...was the cause of far too many jokes for me. :/
(Good Penny, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# My first "shop". It's crap and needs more work and practice..
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 2 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
what do you mean this is incredible, great joke, executed well, very realistic shoppin'
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:16, archived)
# and there folks...
we have the winner of todays internetz!

A member for 5 years, 1 month and 2 days and only posted 5 messages on the main board!
* That's some lurking...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, archived)
# There is such a thing as a /links regular...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:22, archived)
# A WHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# :D
.... .- .... .- / .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / ... .. --. -. .- - ..- .-. .
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:23, archived)
#
- .... .- -. -.- / -.-- --- ..-
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 2 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# According to TEH INTARNETS
He lives at 911 Jihad Street (YouTube, a bit NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Welcome to the fold mate. Nice idea.
I couldn't lens-flare an egg 18 months ago but practice makes perfect.
Just have a play and see what you can do.
Also, there are some helpful videos on Youtube which will give you hints and tips about photo / image manipulation
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# hmm
I can see why that second box is smiling.

/relurks
(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Mon 2 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 2 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Do the Royals get Royalties on their images?
if so are they Royaltieties
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Hands up who read that as royaltitties in their head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Read?
I'll have you know I've got a very visual imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# too soon/late/etc.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I was going to do something similar
when I read the headline "Harry behaved like a rockstar" at the reception
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# what, snorted copious quantities of coke
and copped off with the groupies? (or bridesmaids... look out little Grace Van Cutsem)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:11, archived)
# you have to hop?
Like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTg5V2oA_hY

(if only huh)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:07, archived)
# stephen hawkings as MEGAMIND

unexpected bad guys anyone?
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# awful film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:40, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
# He shot Bin Laden.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:42, archived)
# But he did not shoot Zawahiri
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Chase those crazy baldheads out of town.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Pfft.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 2 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# The CIA sent in a special plumber squadron
as apparently they gave him a double tap to the head.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Binny-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Smurfman Thunderfingers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:46, archived)
# can we be sure its wheelie bin Laden...?
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# in an attempt to avoid a week of possible Bin Laden image challengeyness come Wednesday
can I suggest this:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187666
NOT Bin Laden

*edit - also, I've been out all day so missed the coverage, why is there a badly photoshopped picture of dead Bin Laden doing the rounds?
and I'm not the only one to think so..
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/willheaven/100085835/why-that-photo-of-a-dead-osama-bin-laden-is-almost-certainly-a-photoshopped-fake/

*edit edit - looking back through the links page I see this is as expected old news, but instead of the obvious conspiracy theorist question of why did the US release such an image, I see it is once again the press who are to blame simply finding a shopped photo that has been online since 2009 and claiming it to be real.
If I was king of the world I'd take the press responsible to court for fan the flames of disbelief and tin hat wearing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:11, archived)
# voted
yeah voted for that one, could be fun :)
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Nothing against your idea Mr Toast, and I agree with you fully that anything other than Bin Laden is good..
But I thought how about a happy posotive challenge, so I posted this one..
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187685
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# I'l be going all narcissistic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Can't beat a bit of self loving....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# why would flowers do good deeds for us
after the shit we do to them?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Because they're the kindest things you'll ever meet....
Their whole purpose is to help us in whatever way they can....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha....
Just imagine a sunflower comming round to do your washing up....
It's really really funny..... !!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You're either stoned
or an advertising exec who thinks talking inanimate objects are the next big thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
# It is the next big thing ;-)
You'll realise this once you've seen the advert...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Bin Laden dressed like a sunflower doing my laundry...
...but he does a lousy job because he's dead and is getting blood all over my wash. HAA HAA HAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:05, archived)
# 70's sit com style......
And then the vicar knocks on the door....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:11, archived)
# No!
try this one: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187688 - its much betterer
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
# you'd need an encyclopaedic knowledge of B3ta's history
or a stalkerish nature of freaky proportions to enter that.
While I know it happens regularly I couldn't tell you one person who has flounced other than myself at one point no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:46, archived)
# you can make them up
they don't have to be real flounces or realted to any real individual

(c.f: royal wedding challenge ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Well I'm not sticking around here just to see myself leave....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I want a potato
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Invent one...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
# That's right, because potatoes don't exist

OH GOD THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE I THINK THIS IS A TRAGEDY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# A sad day for all....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:17, archived)
# binladun
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 2 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Dibs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Bin Dover
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# wheelie bindun to death
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Did somebody mention Navy SEALS?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# seal of aproval
dam them seals are good, but they went out clubbing afterwards :)
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# and got smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Today is a sad day
Rest in Piece Ted Lowe


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# and from earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Bye bye legend....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Snookered . . .
"And for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green".
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# My favorite was....
“Fred Davis, now age 64, is too old to get his leg over, so prefers to use his left hand.”
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Smart way to keep balance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha... love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:47, archived)
# balls :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Awe no.....
“He’s completely disappeared. He’s gone back to his dressing room, nobody knows where he has gone”
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:11, archived)
# :(
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry]


(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# hidden in plain sight

(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:07, archived)
# He didched the body, but kept the head!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Here's a good a place as any
Sandals In The Bin

Goodbye Bin Laden,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the skill to hide yourself,
Behind those Pakistani walls,
You put yourself on Youtube,
More hits than Bieber at his peak,
You always be remembered as,
The king of Hide And Seek

And it's time you see,
You bearded twat,
To put your sandals in the bin,
Never knowing where to find you,
Did Obama's head in,
And I would have loved to have found you,
£25 million quid,
Tweeting with locations on,
Was the dumbest thing you did.

Loneliness was tough,
The toughest thing you ever did,
You'd completed all of Angry Birds,
In that fortress where you hid,
Even when you died,
You weren't at all well revered,
All the internet had to say,
Was songs about your sandals and your beard.

Goodbye Bin Laden,
From a man you'll never know,
Your sandals will be pissed upon,
By those at Ground Zero.

(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# I think Osama has finally redeemed himself since 9/11.
By getting killed, he has saved us all from more vacuous nonsense about the royal wedding.

Thank you Osama bin Laden. All is forgiven. Good night sweet prince.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# There's been a wedding?
Wow its all go this bank holiday weekend - Royals weddings, Pope gets beatified and now this. Crazy weekend eh. Wont forget this bank holiday quickly




(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# is beatified the scientific term for bukkake?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Isnt that a type of noodle?
Beatification means they dig up the dead Pope and dress him up and leave him round the Vatican for hilarious japes.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:14, archived)
# ah yes
I heard Benedict drew a moustache on him and wrote "GAY" on his forehead with a permanent marker before putting his fingers in a warm glass of communion wine.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Bullshit
I'm just furious that this is happening and being lapped up.
So he's been on dialysis in a cave in Pakistan for 10 years?????
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Some claim proof . . .
www.freakingnews.com/Osama-Bin-Laden-dead-Pictures--1157.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# yup
that's about right.
Like weekend at Bernies
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Oh Hai . . . I got a new hat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Oooo...hey!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# HAT FAIL !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Captain Beefheart
Nutting a puffer fish.

The prophecy is almost fulfilled.
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Should have put on my trout mask !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Is that Admiral Ackbar?
Doing Fatboy Slim's 'Weapon of Choice?'
(xaer0mancer, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# My goodness . . . you've a keen eye and a sharp ear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:51, archived)
# That's quite clearly a replica....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# A reasonable facsimile thereof . . . heretofore forthwith without understanding . . . however !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Hats are furry!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# The right to bear fur !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# The right hats for the occasion that's left !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# If you're going to San Francisco be sure to take some acid before you look at peaple with flowers in their hair...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Tuned in . . . turned on . . . dropped pollen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Offers electric kool aid....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Past the test with flying colours !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# and it is a fine hat indeed
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I think I'll wear it inside out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# ^ Wood! (Pigeon)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# The pigeon dies at dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Flanbase is pissing
I can tell by his face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
very special forces
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
the fear
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Is this from the Director's cut of Apocalypse Now?
(Good Penny, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Heavy on the chocolate sauce.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Wow. Somehow they've fired the entire round at him. Powder, casing and all.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Special Secret Ops Bullet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# 2-stage propellant system. Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# It enters the brain and does 360's until the brain is reduced to sick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Discarding-sabot minimissile from a smartgun
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# And...his name is engraved on the casing...
...along with the date to mark this special occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# They also appear to be using Russian helicopters
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Hi....my name is catttnnniiipppp.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# MRS. HUDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# But the wasps do not have Hercule Poirot to warn them!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# And carrying shotgun ammunition
when neither of them has a shotgun
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# care
not
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
# remind me never to diss barry ever again
he knows about weaponry...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# You've been dissing me?
*readies artillery*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Everybody wants to be just like Abraham Lincoln !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Hat Fail
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I'll show you hat fail ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Anyone else want to dance?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
#
waits for the 4evr in are hearts image
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# ...keep waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
.....still waiting.....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:24, archived)
# ...now stand in the corner, rub your tummy and head, stick your tongue out, and spin around and around.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Yo homes, to Bel Air!
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Holy shit!
Obama is Urkel
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Jabba was a traitor and part of the Empire alliance.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Take him away!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# All the U! S! A! U! S! A! celebration stuff is just creepy
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I wonder if we'll see Al Qaeda celebrating after they retaliate
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I'm hoping for cheerleaders in burqas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Especially since they're celebrating that it took them ten years to shoot a guy in the head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Don't forget the trillions of dollars they spent
That's always worth a holla.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# And the lives they spent
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# You can't spell "Usama" without "USA"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
#
hahahahaha
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Dunno why you're so happy, mister. You're next.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# hahah
this shit makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
#

Click for SCARFACE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# thanks a lot
for fulfilling my wish
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# You're welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# why is the talk board
always such a flame fest?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# What are you crying about? That was us being LOVELY.
You filthy furry.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 2 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I didn't know he could shoot lazers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# SEXLAZORS: GO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# sexeh tiem today come early
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# CHARGING MY SEXLAZORS WITH HOTSEXYTIME
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 2 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# HE MISSED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:39, archived)
# That's Giles Brandreth
AICMFP
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# That is one of the best scenes in movie history
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Last time I saw Osama ..
... he was bin-laden ... and now he's lower than shark shit. Oh well ...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Hey! Is that a 'copter on the r-r-r---oof?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# scar face
osama, anyone? plz
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I like how he's pointing at the roof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# oh--I didn't notice that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn.

Oh.
(stalinism, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Whale in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# before someone else does it
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# What's Billy Corgan doing back there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# moping
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# life's a bummer when you're a hummer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# garbage pail kids the movie
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# A C slater from saved by the bell?
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# yay!
Let's hope spongebob isn't a virgin.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Yes
*click*
(CaptainMaak, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# victoria hope the eye of sauron would stop people looking at david...

anyone else think he is looking a bit past it.
(smooow I like to run with knives, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Photoshopped Osama corpse, BTW
(User #86772, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# No one needs telling that it's photoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Well, I just wanted to make sure in case any newspaper journalists were online
tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2011/05/newspaper-websites-publish-fake-bin.html
(User #86772, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Those eyes aren't real?!
(Meagrom, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# And the locals all thought it was a fake sign...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] In retrospect, he could've chosen a better hat that day...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# hahah
Princess Fiona is looking a little beardy today.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# haha thanks man
i was just gonna say: SOMEONE should do it and bam scrolled down and saw this. you rule
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Great minds and all that...
popped into me head, made me laff, had to be done.

That fecking hat is a real bitch to cut out tho!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# haha, Earlier this morning, great minds indeed!
www.b3ta.com/board/10408014
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Oooh!
Better cut-out than mine I must say! Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# It was a bloody pain to cut around wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Worse than first time anal
and punch fisting combined!

In the end I just cheated big time, did it near-as-dammit then bent it about in liquify, and it was still a serious feckin pain in the butt!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:27, archived)

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