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(juanii, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)

Up the workers.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)

Haha - fuck! This is still going?

Nice work, fellows! PS - its Arnie's birthday today, and i saw Robocop last night. Strange subliminal connection to this meme...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)

Yeah, it just refuses to do die.

And happy barfday Arnie.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)

I need to watch total recall again

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)

I ordered from Amazon last night :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)

haha, excellent

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)

che che che

well done!

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 13:24, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)

hahahaha that made me lol

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)

Temper temper.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)

oh hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)

Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)

they're always behind me watching me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)

i've been trying to paint Roger Rabbit

Still a WIP :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)

Sweet. Your painting skills are coming along nicely, Simon.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)

thank you mrs

:) i keep trying!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)

That's the spirit ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:00, archived)

I'm uneasy with the idea of a rabbit marrying a human.

Like the painting :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)

i hear a lot of women

like rabbits :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)

very nice..

would go nicely with a pic of some carrots !! :)

edit - but who's gonna frame him?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)

mm carrots ;)

if only i could paint some :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)

He needs to be framed.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)

haha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)

ARF!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)

As it's slow at the moment - here's a snapshot of a Dragon's head I'm presently modelling

Still lots of work to do, Ears, Sculpting, Textures etc.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)

wow

amazing - whats that made in??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)

Blender 2.5

absolutely amazing program and all open source and not too difficult to learn.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)

looks great!

may have to give it a go one day :D i tried bender before and couldnt get into it (so to speak) :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)

The interface and navigation has really improved over the years of development

and now it looks really professional and giving some of the massively overpriced 3D apps a run for their money after all you can't beat 'free'

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)

I got 2.57 and I really hate it, and I've gone back to using 2.48

The new version slows me down by about a factor of two and makes the whole experience no fun. Some things work a lot better (booleans are fast, for instance), but half of everything doesn't work at all. The indirect lighting is buggered. The new menus are stupid and confusing. Things have been moved around for no reason and are harder to get at, whereas it's very easy with a mere flick of the wrist to create a dozen new panels that you didn't want. (I don't even know if panels are the right thing to call them. The interface is full of new concepts that I haven't seen in any other program, which would be alright if they were any good, but they aren't.) I hope they fix everything they broke soon.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)

Did he keep extolling the virtues of your biting his shiny metal ass?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)

haha I had to re-read to understand that - I shan't edit that typo now :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)

Lully

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)

Thanks :D

still a base model will have to work hard to give it some good detail

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)

Very impressive indeedy!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)

I aim to impress unfortunately I often dissappoint ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)

day-am!

wonderful detail.

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)

I'm presently sculting some detail you should see it now

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)

Very nice.

It's probably going to need slicing up into different bits so you can put different textures and materials on them. Look out for that, it's annoying.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:53, archived)

Indeed the UV mapping is a skill all of it's own

luckily the sculpt tools can take the hard work out of getting a perfect map as the deatil can be model directly on the mesh. I've kept a low poly mesh for the mapping and working on the detail in high-poly.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:01, archived)

It's the materials that are the worst bit

like if you want a shiny eyeball, but happen to have made the eyeball part of the same mesh as the face. (Or for the horns, maybe.) Then you have to split them into two meshes again somehow. Booleans are handy for that, because you can just make a cube (or more precise shape) and use it like a cutting tool.

Then again maybe I'm thinking about it all wrong and the right way to go is to use masses of textures for the whole model with funny settings like affecting reflectivity and so on.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)

That's cool.

Maybe accentuate his brow and narrow his eyeball as he looks quite friendly at the mo! Unless he's a friendly dragon of course! :) I'd keep the eyeball separate as it will require a stronger specular map compared to the scaly skin texture. Mapping the head as well - in the industry what we would do is model HALF the head and planar map it all from the side, get your UV's all neat and tidy then export the UV map into Photoshop to then creat the facial texture perfectly knowing where your UV's lay in relation to the texture. You might get some UV stretching as well which is why artists use a checker map initially to see where you're getting skew-whiffy mapping. If you're going to render it fully then consider losing some 3D detail but make up for it with a Normal / Bump map. 1 diffuse, specular and normal map will be adequate.

(CjR Mix, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)

thanks to Kitty Fantastico for suggesting Photoscape

even tough i couldn't find any option to reduce colours like I can in PS but just loading pictures into PS is annoying as fuck even in CS5.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)

Funkeh time!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)

Sappy Haturday B3ta!

Yesterday RedHouse suggested I research, Jaime Pressly (she is absolutely gorgeous, thanks for that one RH) and Monique Gabrielle (You were right about the NSFW search but very few pictures that I could use).
Kitty Fantastico followed this up with Jean Reno and Victor Wong and not to be beaten, Mrs Trellis asked for Kate Bush for the birthday and Joe Shuster for the deathday (I hope you like my meam tribute).

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 8:49, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 8:49, archived)

Good morning =]

I won't start a new thread over this but...

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Frogbeat, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 8:52, archived)

LOL

three tit lady
also why the fuck are we already up? its saturday.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:03, archived)

doing gifs in photoshop still sucks. i wish there was a proper gif editor. i just want to LOAD a set of pictures into PS and turn those into a gif instead of opening every picture file, copy and paste into the main document and then hide all the layers and argh. its so unnecessarily complicated.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:12, archived)

Mark, have you tried Photoscape?

Its free and has the most basic gif editor/creator ever. Its great.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:21, archived)

Yeah I knew about that I just didn't wanna use it!

(this may be a lie)

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Frogbeat, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:24, archived)

Indeed

It keeps me off the streets though

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Frogbeat, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)

I use Ulead Animator 5 and it's great

and you can navigate back and forth between it and Photoshop with one click. Love it!

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)

Egg Shen, bus driver. Driver for tourists.. San Francisco's Chinatown..

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Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)

The Joe Shuster one is great!

Michael Biehn for tomorrow. And Emilia Fox.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)

Dude, that must've taken ages.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)

Was up early yesterday and spent 2 hours on it but had to rush to work

Hope it is ok?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)

It's mazeballs!

Oooh tomorrow can you do the Thai Airways Flight 311 crash in 1992, in which the plane crashed into a mountain north of Kathmandu, Nepal killing all 113 people on board? Thanks!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)

Will do!

I'll see if I can find any pictures of that with tits?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)

HUZZAH!

I'd say Harry Potter for tomorrow, but as you only did Dan Radcliffe a few days ago seems a little pointless...

JK 'I've got so much money yet still look sodding miserable all the time' Rowling? The overly chiselled features of Barry Van Dyke?

Franz 'Mole-face' Liszt on the dispatch list?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)

Wow!

Makes sense that Rowling and Potter share a birthday, but Uncle Vernon Dursley as well?
Also tomorrow: Wesley Snipes

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)

you know its arnie's birthday today?

Well, it is according to bbc news

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:19, archived)

Does anyone care?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)

You don't care about peoples' birthdays at all do you?

You're a fraud!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 13:28, archived)

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger's birthday today too :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)

I've been mucking around with Inkscape...

and this is what came out

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)

Put it back it's not done yet

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)

I fucking Love Lars

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 5:15, archived)

Johnny Mathis

When a meme is born

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Snar, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:10, archived)

may I?

may have wall-poster potential (morgues, trauma units, butcher shops, kindergartens--whatever)

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:14, archived)

that'd go well at my son's kindergarten

right next to the "this is a no alcohol area" sign

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:32, archived)

oh--driver's ed room

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:34, archived)

suprisingly, no

just the playgound, near the sand pit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:41, archived)

guess alcohol is ok near the slide

makes sense

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:51, archived)

was there a big alcohol problem

with the under 6's before they put the sign up ?

(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 8:35, archived)

i don't know

it was there before i arrived

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)

'Now that's one Hell of a gun!'

Reminds me of the splattered Saddam in Hot Shots part deux! Mornin' !

(CjR Mix, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 7:48, archived)

haha I remember that one :D

Or maybe it was the BFG!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:47, archived)

yay, quite simply... damn good. beautiful spatters

Would you mind posting a link to a bigger version, so I can steal it? :)
What did you use, ink on plain paper?

(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)

I used an online source for the .jpg (which you could find by googling Blood Spatter) but you might do better with this .png version, which has no white background. www.aviary.com/creation?fguid=5201c05e-01c3-102d-80b9-0030488e168c
You might have to join up that site to get it, but it could be worth it for other reasons.

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)

thanx

(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)

I fucking love guns

/bandwagon

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

Mr Rorschach says "Harry the spider"

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)

he's not my favourite antiques roadshow expert

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 8:27, archived)

he's not to eveyone's liking, but he's very knowledgeable

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)

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FIEND, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:56, archived)

Ravi Shankar ! ^

Ravi Oli

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:02, archived)

haha youwot?

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FIEND, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:11, archived)

I guess they're called sitars because

you can't play them standing up ;p

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:20, archived)

BETTY DAVIS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzDxKopyPd8&feature=related

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:38, archived)

Panics :(

mental giants to lead future generations! pffft :)

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:07, archived)

Maybe you'll like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyrqEffk5A8&feature=related

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:19, archived)

not even close

I can get the same sensations by banging my head with trash lids. How any of this stuff pretends to be music is beyond me.

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:23, archived)

Maybe this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8QksTKRYS0

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:25, archived)

it's nothing I like or would listen to, no

my point is that loud, dissonant and repetitious three-chord progressions whose sole purpose is to disrupt the senses and reflect choas is anything but art--similar to slapping together a random seam-horse in three minutes. It may get laffs, but it's not art

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HML-B69sBmU
If you can't see where I'm coming from, then there's little to say.

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:36, archived)

Too bad.

I've been the principal trumpet in a symphony. Played in chamber orchestras. And love three chord screaming punk. It took me years to gain a respect for it.

Although, Count Basie live was also a great evening, as was Art Blakey.

I love it all.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:47, archived)

I haven't said that what I described ^ doesn't have a place, or reason to exist

it's just that calling it music or art is unfortunate.

Edit: your comment about taking years to appreciate^ merely indicates a change in you--not in the subject matter, which remains what it is.

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:53, archived)

Not art?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgkm_U0rLQ8

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 5:14, archived)

hahah

I rest my case, Counselor

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 5:23, archived)

just chipping in my 2 cents

Isn't art not necessarily something to "like" but something that makes you feel or react.
You're clip shows a very talented guitarist, which i appreciate and do actually like.
these guys could not be classed as partcularly talented, but i 'kin love this tune and i love hearing it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-u2U9iekjQ

oh, and aren't seam horses known better as collages in the art world? ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:40, archived)

with such a broad concepts as feeling or reacting,

virtually anything might qualify--including the sound of a fart in church. I think the only resolution to this is to identify what characteristics of the work itself would qualify it as art--and not define it in terms of the people observing or listening to it.

but this is probably not the time/place to do all that

Screeching "I wanna kill my mom" in the name of music? Puh-leeze.
Calling that a lame-brained novelty act would be generous. If you love that sort of thing--power to you :D

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 7:06, archived)

ok, so I hadn't been up too long then

rather than feeling, or reacting, can we say emotional response?
i don't see how a fart in a church is so wildly different to some of recent art, such as Damien Hirst's animals in formaldehyde, or the unmade bed.
Not my cuppa tea, but people that claim to know something about art, claim this to be art

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 8:29, archived)

I think in recent history

people who are not artists have moved to redefine "art" so that they can then become "artists," rather than taking the effort to develop skills. I think a good rule of thumb is that however art is defined, the work must be borne out of a certain level of prowess, and be of more than ordinary significance. Without those requirements, anyone can do anything and call it art, and you might as well toss the label aside as meaningless.

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:56, archived)

i agree whole heartedly

are we saying that something has to have, and i don't want to say it but, an X factor to be classed as art?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)

I'd buy that :)

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)

Hoodoo Gurus

The classic album "Mars Needs Sitars"?

(xixax, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:20, archived)

best vinyl album evar

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:18, archived)

i don't fucking love anything

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:24, archived)

Maybe he loves shoving his finger up bums - he looks creepy enough.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 9:48, archived)

dammit!

yes, that's what he loves to do

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)

arf!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)

Gayshift Riot

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:25, archived)

wtf?

oh--yes it is

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:28, archived)

BUSEY RIOT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnnmU8oHBU0&feature=related

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:52, archived)

The only band that matters.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:34, archived)

Oh yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)

it neverrrr sleeeps

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)

I fucking love gazing down into the toilet just before pulling the chain.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:52, archived)

oh--so yer female?

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:56, archived)

Unfortunately not.

Just in poor health.

Superb pic, btw.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:01, archived)

thanks

ya, it has a certain, uh . . . unavoidability

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:10, archived)

Just came back from a week of total remoteness, and it's a pity I missed I FUCKING LOVE MARS, cos I'm sure i could've chipped in with an amusing contribution or two.

But it seems everyone was able to function perfectly well in my absence.
Plenty of laffs to catch up with.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:15, archived)

hello

I was away too, went to sunny/stormy Florida. Where were you?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:18, archived)

A blisteringly hot and sunny mountainside in mid-Wales.

Did very little but eat, drink, read, and play DS Mario Kart with various children.
It was a lovely, lazy week.
Typified by this tune, which starts off silly, becomes very silly, and ends up extremely silly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM12Rd0udXI

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:26, archived)

Excellent :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:33, archived)

You're welcome to spill the beans on Florida; we're all ears.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:41, archived)

Part road-trip,

part family visit; lots of visits to wildlife preserves, lazy days of eating, swimming, scrabble, backgammon, cooking, photos.
It was fantastic. A lovely relaxing time with a 1300 mile road-trip either side of it. To be honest I'm already thinking about the next trip we can do.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:59, archived)

I was going to make some pictures too but this lady beat me to it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:19, archived)

OMG wiggles

I just can't stand one size

she's full of oneliners

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:22, archived)

This is one night that I did not sleep.

It is SO. HARD. To STOP.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:27, archived)

at times I miss not having audio capability for b3ta posts

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:36, archived)

It'd all end in tears.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:18, archived)

actually, that's probably right

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:38, archived)

OH MY GOSH

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 4:41, archived)

YES! YES!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 5:08, archived)

you can go straight!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:47, archived)

there was a lot of interest in the bandwagon that evolved--enough that I'd think a few more related things will trickle in

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:20, archived)

There doesn't seem to be an awful lot of "it" left.

And on a serious note, anyone who sees that in the bog (not the eyeballs)
needs to see a doctor.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:10, archived)

~~doctor~~ mortician

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:13, archived)

And as for the state of this fellas bog...

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:18, archived)

his sheer weight would punish any porcelain convenience

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:22, archived)

I suppose he could shit anywhere,

and the turds would just go into orbit round him.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:31, archived)

hahah-unless deflected by an ass-teroid

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:32, archived)

Hahaha, that deserves bonus points.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:43, archived)

then best take cover

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:44, archived)

Baby, baby, baaaaaaaby!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)

THE GAYSHIFT IS ANNOUNCED

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:35, archived)

It's been the Gayshift, pretty much all day. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)

I remember when B3ta was 24hrs of gayshift.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:44, archived)

What brought about the Gayshift anyway?

Was some sort of rule made up or something?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:46, archived)

I've been here for 8 1/2 years

and there always existed a Gayshift.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:50, archived)

Not sure,

I stopped posting here for a few years and when I came back it seemed a bit more cliquey,
people saying what you should or shouldn't post at any given time.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:51, archived)

Interesting.

Must be something to do with the people who post mainly at this time, then after a while it just caught on.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)

In the time I've been here

gayshift/nightshift/superhappyfuntime has fluctuated between busy and very quiet, but has never completely gone away.
In all of that time it's always had a somewhat different character to the dayshift. I've always posted on both, and that didn't seem to be a problem for most people until fairly recently.
Personally I don't take any notice of the time when I post stuff, I just make what I make and post it.
Having said that, I think there's generally more of a playful feeling on the gayshift which encourages lots of quick-and-dirty responses and one-night-only themes, so perhaps there is (or was) such a thing as a gayshift-type pic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:51, archived)

I think there is actually a blurb in FAQ about that (or maybe the dictionary of terms)

edit: dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/gay+shift/
then click link to origin

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:51, archived)

Wow

some old names there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:57, archived)

very few I recognize

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:00, archived)

A lot of those people stopped posting and syphoned off into 4rthur.com

which was kind of a precursor of /talk, and which also housed the dictionary at one stage I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:07, archived)

I reckon at least a couple of them

will have progressed to serial killer by now.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:19, archived)

b3ta is madrassa for all serial killers ;p

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 2:27, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:50, archived)

haha, good ole Tom...

(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)

Don't make Inspector Fuck come after you...

Crick for extra large fuck(199 kb)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:06, archived)

I apologize, Fuck-sama!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:08, archived)

Yummy!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:42, archived)

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)

may i just say

the above threads in no way show the true genius off this post

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:42, archived)

It's like the Partridge Family on acid...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:43, archived)

Fine picture of domestic bliss.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:55, archived)

i don't know what this trend is about

but here's one i did ages ago

(arctisticus, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)

At first glance I thought Gene Wilder channeling Marty Feldman :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:34, archived)

Blimey.

Wogan IS the bastard offspring of Feldman & Wilder.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:36, archived)

^this

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)

here's Gene's sweet old mother

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:01, archived)

Disturbed me last time I saw it!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)

think sex

you'll enjoy the thrill all anew

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)

O_o

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)

Rob has let himself go

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)

I read that as Robo--and riss'd like hell :)

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LS18, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:17, archived)

Domo arigato mr roboto

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-7eZyPWtE

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)

WOO POLYSICS! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:41, archived)

good jew face

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 3:27, archived)

Haha

it would appear so.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:52, archived)

well now i can't unsee it

(arctisticus, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)

My god!

Nor can I now

(rubbish monkey eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)

wogan is with us

*shudders*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:48, archived)

Please tell me this isn't an exclusive still from the remake?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:59, archived)

(rubbish monkey eh?, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)

Make a good toothpaste advert.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)

Sensodyne Eyepaste!

for when Mind Bleach isn't strong enough

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)

haha!

i'd buy that for a dollar!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)

Don't make me post it again...

Oh, go on then:

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)

You know you love it!

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:26, archived)

an opticians?

a face for every occasion

(rubbish monkey eh?, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE EYEBALLS!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:29, archived)

(arctisticus, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:27, archived)

Good ol' Tel.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)

Fashionably late

(rubbish monkey eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)

*EeEK!*

I'm sure I beat That when I turned to page 266 in 'Deathtrap Dungeon'..

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:27, archived)

I'm a more of a Forest of Doom fella

myself.

(rubbish monkey eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)

Warlock at Firetop Mountain was my first FF Book

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)

Citadel of Chaos ftw

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)

haha yeah had that one too

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)

I pity any poor fucker who played them properly, without cheating.

He must've been the most bored, frustrated kid in the whole wide world.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:51, archived)

Serpentshrine Caverns ahhh the memories

So Lady Vashj we meet again!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:31, archived)

That's quite gruesome.

Nice one :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)

Last one!

Click for bigger (339 kb)

Ni'nite!

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)

hahahaha your photoshopping is wonderful cj

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)

d'aaaw..

cheers F! Your's aint too shabby either! (h5)!

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:20, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

Fantatstic!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)

yay!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)

That looks WAY too perfect.

Nice shoppage there, fella! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:20, archived)

Hahahaha I am so glad I logged on!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:20, archived)

Hahahaha

Nicely

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Frogbeat, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)

is he drunk?

'I love you fucking guys!'

also *jumps*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)

Hah!

subtle! :)

I FUCKING love all your kind comments!

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:24, archived)

nice work with yours is what I meant to say ;)

I pondered peeing this

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)

lovely

(rubbish monkey eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)

Very clever that.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 6:51, archived)

hahahaha

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:24, archived)

hahaha

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Frogbeat, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 0:01, archived)

Shopped images only please.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:15, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)

Ken Dodd?

Arf!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)

Dad's Dog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)

Doing alright actually..

He FUCKING hates Vets bills though.

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)

But...tax doesn't have to be taxing.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)

hahahaha

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)

Super 8 + Steven Spielberg =

105mm Prime Lens Flaring OVERKILL!!!

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)

You forgot JJ Abrams and Andrew Kramer (Optical Flares)

people will be walking into the cinema in dark glasses and they will be asked "Going to see a 3D film?" - "Nah just another lens flare overkill!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:23, archived)

font-tastic

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)

akchully..

he has an air of Christopher Walken about him..

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)

He's about to start dancing to Weapon of Choice

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:24, archived)

Hah, dazzling!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)

no idea why? I enjoyed designing this.

the Japanese text says the same as the English

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)

It is shit, but very cool =]

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Frogbeat, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)

hahaha

you must have sublimanly inspired this.

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)

does the japanese text just say 'runny shit' phonetically

or does it say the japanese for 'runny shit'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10493070

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

not entirely sure

it was translated from English into Japanese from Google Translate.

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

Google translate gives "snot" for the first two characters and "shit" for the last four.

Though those last four seem to be the hiragana "ta wa go to".
Putting that through this dictionary: www.eudict.com/?lang=japeng&word=tawagoto it looks like you've said "snot nonsense".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)

And everybody enjoys a spot of snot nonsense when nobody else is looking.

Me, I enjoy my own snot nonsense in public, despite/because of the long moustache/beard.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 1:51, archived)

Actually dude

the Japanese text reads, "cabbage vacation".

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

Close.

It's actually "weekend in Brussels".

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DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)

"Leeks on leave"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)

"jogging to soybean"

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DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)

"radish roadtrip"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)

"artichoke sabbatical"

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DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)

"Minge mange"

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)

I applaud you for this.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

thank you :D

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:04, archived)

A new twist

on the classic triple coiler. Nice.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)

Carrot honeymoon?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)

what does that say?

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:10, archived)

woo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 30 Jul 2011, 8:12, archived)

epilepsy FTW!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:11, archived)

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)

Huzzah!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)

^__^

Thats rather Japanese Graphikal Lulliness!

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)

Full of Eastern goodness!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:27, archived)

(arctisticus, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)

Ooof!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)

Feeling run down? You soon will be!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:41, archived)

lol

(arctisticus, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)

Knowing my luck, the train wouldn't fucking turn up.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)

hahahahahaha

you big bloody emo.

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FIEND, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)

Did the lip piercing give it away?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)

And on we go.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)

That Rob gets about.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)

He's a right fuckin' tease.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)

Rebekah Brooks and james Murdoch?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)

Apparently he's Rogering the Moore

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)

OH GOD

WHEN WILL IT END?!!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)

FUCKIN' NEVER

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Frogbeat, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)

Let me off this crazy ride!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)

get your ass on mars

then

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)

roger roger

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)

fooking woo Sir

top pic.
tis been a pleasure watching you develop your style and wee animations.

the atomic giffeth

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)

TO MARS!

Sexy female cyborg bitches are rather woo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)

^This.

The headgear reminds me of the headgear a character wears in this graphic novel thingy I've been working on.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)

this is ace

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)

*awaits goonies post*

*hopes*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)

!!!

I'm on it. Heck. I'M ALL FUCKING OVER IT!

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)

!!!

(CjR Mix, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)

Old jokes revisited No. 492. Available for £14.99

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)

Shouldn't this be a penis?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)

I better not say anything regarding this image

I had enough trouble on FaceBook regarding the Sharon Osbourne joke regarding the man who had is penis chopped off and pushed down a waste disposal unit. Men hate irony when it involves dicks. ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)

Damn it! I was gonna delete it. After reading it over I realized it doesn't make much sense.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)

and women hate it when you say cunt, apparently

seems we both learned something

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)

I'm under the impression

that maiden wouldn't give a farting shitminge if you said cunt.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)

I really don't ;)

But the ranty video bloke (which was linked on FB) who called Sharon Osbourne and the other women on the talk show "cunts" he was ranting about made a dick of himself and in doing so fucked up his entire debate - but it seems being anti-feminist is cool but making an ironic joke about a bloke's dick in a disposal unit is beyond the line! All my point was about was the hypocrisy and if we are to be truly equal then we should all have the same rights to take the piss out of each other.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)

Yup.

Nob gags are funny until someone loses an eye. Or gets their winky macerated.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)

haha those bloody things are dangerous I make sure I wear safety goggles if I'm heading south.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)

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