(loonybeangiving as good as he gets since,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:17,
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And I thought I was old
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:19,
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Me too.
Although I was around in pre-decimalisation days, I was only about three when it happened
(loonybeangiving as good as he gets since,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:21,
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I couldn't have been much older I remember my Mum taking us to exchange
the old money for the new decimal stuff and complaining that she had been ripped off by the Government. I've no idea what she based this upon I was too young to understand it all.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:23,
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there are a few older than me
maybe a few more than that....don't know too many people's ages
T'is but a scratch - unshopped or nay this brought a smile my way :)
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:27,
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haha this!
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:28,
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I was thinking "aright then we'll call it a draw"
(Turbo BlackbeardAnd then squirry the squirrel went nee nee nee nee,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:32,
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Well in the next scene Gadaffi will be shouting
"Come back here you coward, I'll bite yer knees off!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:34,
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Gaddafi has been proposing a ceasefire and requesting negotiations since Februrary. African Union arranged a proposal that included democratic elections. But the TNC weren't interested in a negotiated resolution as long as we were willing to keep bombing their enemies for them which is why they're now rampaging through Tripoli executing people for being Black.
I realize this is getting dangerously political and serious for b3ta, so here is a crudely drawn cock:
You sir have come up with th brighter side of the dequation that was missing from the original pinning down of the sub dermal halitosis sought after the originator of the premise that all things being what they are are meant to be that way !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 5:45,
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just some online feeelteerrrss
lunapic.com just browse, upload, and choose from the tabs for different effects, etc.
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Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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Arf!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:56,
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The mind boggles as to what that would be like if they had been stools instead...! ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:15,
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(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:07,
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Codn't think of a fishy pun here ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:17,
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It would have been out of plaice.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:18,
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We can all bream, can't we?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:21,
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If I weren't in such a salmon mood.....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:25,
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I'm a ray of sunshine.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:29,
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And you have a shark mind to be thinking replies so quickly...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:33,
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Aww, don't be so koi! :)
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:29,
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I'm trawling through the thesaurus looking for related words..!!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:36,
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Sorry it took sole-ong to reply!
I didn't do it on porpoise!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:26,
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I'll put a cup of char on
This may take a whale
(Jsyscois mostly a lurker, mostly,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:31,
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I hope you share it with us.....
You don't want us all saying you're shellfish...! ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:34,
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Double ouch there...!
I'm going to clam up for the rest of the night... I might look at some prawn on the net and the go and get some kip per..! ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:32,
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I sea I sea. I'll pond-er my next coarse of action for the night.
I was angling for some more puns but I'm all trout at the moment.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:39,
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Stuck between a rock and a hard plaice?
(Jsyscois mostly a lurker, mostly,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:44,
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4 in 1 ... you win the night ....!!
I'm laughing so much I need to see a heart sturgeon... I just don't know what's reel or not any more...I made a rod for my own stickle back when I first replied to the orignall post....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:46,
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Looks like weaver winner.
(Jsyscois mostly a lurker, mostly,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:49,
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My mussels in my fingers are aching with all this typing..!!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:52,
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Oh carp! I hope I haven't made you unwhelk.
But at least it's strengthened your stomach mussels. Or maybe I'm just talking pollocks.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:51,
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Haha.. A nudge is as good as a wink le to blind man...!!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:54,
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What doesn't krill you makes you Conger!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:01,
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I'm about to keal over board..
I don't know what my shrimp would make of this conversation...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:07,
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I'm saury, but that does rays a question...
If a fish haddock-ramp, would they be so drastic as to see a sturgeon?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:16,
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I do belive you must be house sharing with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall....!!
AICLMFP....!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:23,
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*presses fiver to screen* :)
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:38,
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Tench an mounts as I try to think of another....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:22,
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Don't be koi.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:25,
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Roll mops round on the carp et laughing.....
These are difficult to think of when I have a blinding haddock
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:28,
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I'm beginning to flounder.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:30,
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I'm a silly bass tard to have used three jokes in one reply...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:37,
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I'll mullet over.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:40,
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You'll have to type louder....
I'm a little hard of herring....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:44,
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Fin
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:03,
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Things are a little tench around here!
\EDIT Perch-ance I should read previous posts properly!
(Jsyscois mostly a lurker, mostly,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:24,
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Roach one up and chill.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:25,
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Blennie of time for that,
(Jsyscois mostly a lurker, mostly,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:26,
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seems fishy to me
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:30,
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Looks like she hakes the smell....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:40,
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The pic has no meaning
was a bored afternoon yonks ago.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:44,
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Was making a Joke.. we're doing fishy puns above :-)
Hake/hate ? ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:49,
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Dam
Does that count? :D
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:50,
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Haha... you can bank on it..!!.... I have tears stream ing down my cheeks..
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:57,
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I will not brook that from you
Edit. I'm babbling now...
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:06,
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Pond ers reply......
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:17,
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Lake your time
god that was poor.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:19,
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Weir tired... so I'll wave goodnight :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:30,
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best to keep the pikeys at arm's length
(RedHouseover yonder,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 15:43,
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hahaha.. took a minute for the penny to drop ...!!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:14,
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BMW spactards
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:38,
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Arf! I just bought a beemer.
Truefax.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:42,
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I'v heard they're brill...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:51,
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I fucking love it.
What kind of a cunt would drive this? Me! *glees*
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:56,
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Hahahaha...... ace......
You seem like an absolute top bloke to me... but you seem like a top cunt as well .! "Meant in a nice way..! ;-)" So you and that car seem like you are made for each other..! :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:03,
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Fair point well made.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:08,
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Don't be concerned.
all the nice boys drive a good Beemer ( '09 M5 here :))
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:13,
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Nice.
I almost went for one until I found this. More me, it's my 3rd 7 series, the other two were pretty standard but this has been well tooned. I've got a white van too :)
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:23,
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Yes. I know the model, nice.
I only had one 7 (745i '85) and it was a restoration project. Took a little too much out of me. Current is my 10th BM including 3 M3s and 3 M5s. Sucker for a bit of Bavaria :)
forgot to say. I've had 5 Mercedes Sprinters too. All white. I feel ya brother ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:32,
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Can I have your old car if you don't need it any more please..!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:13,
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px'd it.
It was just about fucked anyway.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:24,
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And here was me thinking putting please at the end..
Would just make you go "Yer.. just come and pick it up at your leisure"...! ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:30,
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pfft ;)
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:01,
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You don't realise how big they are until you see them side by side...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:47,
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It always amazes me
that some people who own an original mini ever actually manage to drive. It must be difficult looking over the steering wheel with their heads up their arses.
(SkiriteGerrorf my larnd,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:47,
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Are BMW having a joke?
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:05,
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I'll stick with me porsche turbot
(simbosanHello you cunt,
Sun 28 Aug 2011, 2:19,
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Okay, ONE, Ariel would do anything to be human. Anything TWO, Ursula can change her body at will, so there's no chance she'll be hanging around as a fat grey-haired old bag. THREE, tentacles. I mean c'mon, tentacles! I can't be the only perv who went there.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:41,
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Tentacles are not pervs. It's all a normal biological function.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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You yiffers are using arguments disguised as logic now to justify your perversions?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:17,
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That's not a yiff.
This is a yiff.
Edit: Bold added because, evidently, some people stopped reading for some reason . . .
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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No, but I'm sure will tell us exactly what is in 10 minutes time
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:34,
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HAHA.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:36,
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TITS
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:37,
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