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[challenge entry] all aboard with bus driver busey
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#
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# :P
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# :)
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# hahahaha
SLOW DOWN MAIDEN
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I can't do that people will jump on my bus!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# And the bomb will go off!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Going header K'S AN H !
gary
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# On The Buseys
I 'ate you Agent Utah
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Yeeerrr....!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] She looks quite pleased with it?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# And why wouldn't she be pleased with it?
woo
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Thats a big one
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# by the looks of it he wanks it off with his feet
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# That's the only way
Isn't it?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I think I have successfully ruined my childhood here
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Ah so this is Real Photo Sunday shots from a Supermodel convention?
That fishing hook seems to have too much protein in the last photo she'll get fat ;)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Haha
To be fair it'll keep her going for a week or two.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# These are very fine arts btw I love the style
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# Thanks this is one of my 3 and a half different styles
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# I immediately thought of
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# W O A H ! ! !
I FUCKING LOVE THESE!!!

* CLICKS SO HARD, HIS KNOB FALLS OFF...
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# You want to get that properly screwed on so that it doesn't fall off again
/this isn't an offer btw
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Thank you
I'm not sure if you are using click as a euphemism for wank or not :P
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Nor me...
* Not physically though
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Woo
VNice
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# Thanks :D
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Fucking yes! Love these!
The style reminds me of the Chapman Brothers. Big Woo!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Thank you
*goes off to google the Chapman bothers
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I have a weird boner right now.
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# Ooohh
Very nice. Clicks hard.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Love these.....
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# Woo!
Ace stuff
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Lonely nights without Minnie .......
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# :)...your username suggests you may be "getting on a bit"
I remember when they were 1/6d....I was ten..........fuck!!!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Bloody hell,
that makes you in your early fifties... I had you down for mid-late twenties at the most!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# add ten year on :D
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# You might just be the most senior member on here!
Pffft...member!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# And I thought I was old
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# Me too.
Although I was around in pre-decimalisation days, I was only about three when it happened
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I couldn't have been much older I remember my Mum taking us to exchange
the old money for the new decimal stuff and complaining that she had been ripped off by the Government. I've no idea what she based this upon I was too young to understand it all.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# there are a few older than me
maybe a few more than that....don't know too many people's ages
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I suspect Valin is older
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# There was/is a man of the cloth on here,
who was getting close to retiring (I think), but I'll be buggered if I can remember his name
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# can anyone beat 56?
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# I'm 58
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# Dad...?
:o)
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# Daughter...?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Dad-Daughter? even for Norfolk people that's weird :D
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I live in the Fens.
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# ;)
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# I'm feeling young now :)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# ^This
me 40:(
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# Bloody hell, everyone on here is older than I thought they were.
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# All the younger ones are on 4chan :D
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# *farts rust*
but not as much as Edub...
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# I feel older than I am .....
20p for 10. From a machine outside the newsagents. Smoking like a chimney down Dog Shit Alley, then eating a packet of polos in one go. :)
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# You're probably around about my vintage then!
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# I remember they brought out some even smaller fags called No 10.
Rough as a badger's arse.
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# My dad used to smoke Capstan (I think)
Smelt fucking awful!
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# Hearing that Gaddafi is willing to talk made me thing of this
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# what, unshopped pics on /board?
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Apologies, fire away
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# Haha, excellent response
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# ^ this
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# i don't really have anything that isn't overly offensive, but if you don't mind you can have this ;)
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# he's photshopped pixel (261,189)
it used to be a sort of grey-beige and now it's a more lurid orangey-beige
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#
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# /GTFO that way ---->
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Hooray. Unshopped screenshot of 70's film AND ill-informed political commentry. You're on fire!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# There, photoshopped. That's all you're getting
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#
Mine is better. :p
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# T'is but a scratch - unshopped or nay this brought a smile my way :)
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# haha this!
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#
I was thinking "aright then we'll call it a draw"
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# Well in the next scene Gadaffi will be shouting
"Come back here you coward, I'll bite yer knees off!"
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#
Gaddafi has been proposing a ceasefire and requesting negotiations since Februrary. African Union arranged a proposal that included democratic elections. But the TNC weren't interested in a negotiated resolution as long as we were willing to keep bombing their enemies for them which is why they're now rampaging through Tripoli executing people for being Black.

I realize this is getting dangerously political and serious for b3ta, so here is a crudely drawn cock:

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#
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# nice!
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# cheers real
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# excellently drawn cock!
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# I like your cock!
.. and your composed, informative reply.
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I'm often complimented on my intelligent discourse, but I think that's the first time anyone's ever said they like my cock. 0:)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# indeed, nicely :)
edit - considering the last thing on this board was posted at 20:41 don't do anything rash like deleting this thread
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# EVERYTHING IS FIXED NOW
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# shit, you beat me to it
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# the cloned ground looks like a hot nun fart
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
# there is no cloning, just coincidental dirt and stones
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# obi-wan has spoken
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# As I mentioned below, I purcased a new copy of PSP yesterday so thought I would run some tests...
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# The hair is gorgeous on Florence.
(Good to see VCs back.:) )
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# :)
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# Yay
cheers wb
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[challenge entry] Business was dropping off.
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# "look mom,no hands"
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#
They be flying off orthoganal to the tangent.
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#
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# Gentlemen : Permission to enter not granted !
Take it for it !
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[challenge entry] NING LS18
I purcased a new copy of PSP yesterday. Am I doing it right?

(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
# hahah--what I see looks good!
(oh--in an artistic, platonic way that is)

also NING!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 6:52, archived)
# I.M. Scanned
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Monsters all over these days.
I blame their parents.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 5:00, archived)
# The DNA was been effected by agent orange ~~*~~
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 5:07, archived)
# get spack, jack
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# You sir have come up with th brighter side of the dequation that was missing from the original pinning down of the sub dermal halitosis sought after the originator of the premise that all things being what they are are meant to be that way !
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)
# just some online feeelteerrrss
lunapic.com
just browse, upload, and choose from the tabs for different effects, etc.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 5:48, archived)
# ohh--rots of pletty corols!
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# Thay have whey to glow on yoo !
How I fele wen looky side in !

^
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# wrestling, yea, wrestling--that's it
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# Sniffing out a seat while grappling in between is never a good thing without torcj!
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# I ris on torcj
(but I tried! :)
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# As yuo may know I'm messed up !
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# welcome to the cludj
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# Clad I cude jone !
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[challenge entry] hardcore seventies pubes
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# That KNOT"S RIGHT
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[challenge entry] Wasn't this covered already?
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# DUCK FUCKER!
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# Say UNCLE !
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Poor Jimmy,
it looks as though he is compelled against his will to just keep raping them ducks.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:03, archived)
# Is Disney having a laugh?
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# JA!

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#
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# *feels sleepy*
*obeys*
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# The revealing of The Immaculate Misconception
!
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# it's the shroud of Turin all in a huff
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# and a puff !
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# I want this to be a ninety minute movie.
I suppose that there are substances available to make me believe that it's an even longer one.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Well it's at least 73 minutes long.
Not much plot progression yet though.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Another Chike dream sequence
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# Yes!
The dream of the unsafe mouths
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#
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# Go on then
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# I think she's stuck.
As I have the sauce (or a close gen) I will when
something more interesting comes to mind. She's fun.
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# I have another idea for this one
but I can't face it right now, it's going to be a bit of a headfuck making it in PS and I'm badly out of practice in Flash.
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# Something related to this idea
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# DO NOT FOLD SPINDLE OR MUTILATE.
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#
Oh my
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 3:57, archived)
# Power's out now
We've still go 3G at the moment. Wind is really picking up now.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:51, archived)
# Stay safe!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)
# next time, call Shoehorn Man
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Wait till she shows him the shower.
The rest had to go somewhere.
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# gawd, how much "rest" could there be?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)
# I recognise that turd....
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:11, archived)
# indeed. the web's most lovable
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# That an the official tripple... ;-)
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# I've been known to take mine in private !
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# ah--leaves visible void upon liftoff
maybe that fades in time :)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 3:24, archived)
# All fades in time !
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# ThaT"S PRESSIN" THE ISSUE !
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# That's a relief!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 2:49, archived)
# what happens here?
is it wank here too?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# you're about to find out
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# Nothing and yes...
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# it is now
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#
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#
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#
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# go to /talk
where all the special kids hang out.
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# QE II's new LandYacht
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# ahahahaha
how did you create this?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)
# 'twaz quite simple, actually :P
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Sailing to new York central soon.......
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Is that the new Ford Pubic?
(Made from old Corsairs)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I see what you did there--schplangger ;p
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha.....whoever designed that,they've lost the fuckin' plot :D
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# :D without a plot to piss in
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# Bonkers and great
Loves this
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# Roads ? ... where were going we dont need roads
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# haha--that's "no steeenking" roads you don't need
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Exactly.
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# Five minutes to Arrakis. Please take your seats.
*wallows in orange smoke and looks into the distance that is so near*
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# yet somehow,
an eerie sense of fear and loathing chilled the marrow of my bones (or other prosy nonsense)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Land Titanic was one of my favourite ideas in Futurama
So I heartily approve of her Maj getting something similar. Much woo!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# ah but at taxpayer expense :D
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 3:25, archived)
# New BMW ad's a bit edgy.



[/toap]
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# Arf!
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# The mind boggles as to what that would be like if they had been stools instead...! ;-)
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#
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# Codn't think of a fishy pun here ;-)
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# It would have been out of plaice.
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# We can all bream, can't we?
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# If I weren't in such a salmon mood.....
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# I'm a ray of sunshine.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# And you have a shark mind to be thinking replies so quickly...
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Aww, don't be so koi! :)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I'm trawling through the thesaurus looking for related words..!!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Sorry it took sole-ong to reply!
I didn't do it on porpoise!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I'll put a cup of char on
This may take a whale
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I hope you share it with us.....
You don't want us all saying you're shellfish...! ;-)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Double ouch there...!
I'm going to clam up for the rest of the night...
I might look at some prawn on the net and the go and get some kip per..! ;-)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# I sea I sea. I'll pond-er my next coarse of action for the night.
I was angling for some more puns but I'm all trout at the moment.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Stuck between a rock and a hard plaice?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# 4 in 1 ... you win the night ....!!
I'm laughing so much I need to see a heart sturgeon... I just don't know what's reel or not any more...I made a rod for my own stickle back when I first replied to the orignall post....
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Looks like weaver winner.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# My mussels in my fingers are aching with all this typing..!!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Oh carp! I hope I haven't made you unwhelk.
But at least it's strengthened your stomach mussels. Or maybe I'm just talking pollocks.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Haha.. A nudge is as good as a wink le to blind man...!!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# What doesn't krill you makes you Conger!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# I'm about to keal over board..
I don't know what my shrimp would make of this conversation...
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I'm saury, but that does rays a question...
If a fish haddock-ramp, would they be so drastic as to see a sturgeon?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# I do belive you must be house sharing with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall....!!
AICLMFP....!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# *presses fiver to screen* :)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Tench an mounts as I try to think of another....
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Don't be koi.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Roll mops round on the carp et laughing.....
These are difficult to think of when I have a blinding haddock
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I'm beginning to flounder.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I'm a silly bass tard to have used three jokes in one reply...
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# I'll mullet over.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# You'll have to type louder....
I'm a little hard of herring....
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Fin
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Things are a little tench around here!
\EDIT Perch-ance I should read previous posts properly!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Roach one up and chill.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Blennie of time for that,
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# seems fishy to me
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Looks like she hakes the smell....
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# The pic has no meaning
was a bored afternoon yonks ago.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Was making a Joke.. we're doing fishy puns above :-)
Hake/hate ? ;-)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Dam
Does that count? :D
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Haha... you can bank on it..!!.... I have tears stream ing down my cheeks..
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I will not brook that from you
Edit. I'm babbling now...
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Pond ers reply......
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Lake your time
god that was poor.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Weir tired... so I'll wave goodnight :-)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:30, archived)
# best to keep the pikeys at arm's length
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha.. took a minute for the penny to drop ...!!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# BMW spactards
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Arf! I just bought a beemer.
Truefax.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I'v heard they're brill...
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# I fucking love it.

What kind of a cunt would drive this? Me! *glees*
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Hahahaha...... ace......
You seem like an absolute top bloke to me...
but you seem like a top cunt as well .! "Meant in a nice way..! ;-)"
So you and that car seem like you are made for each other..! :-)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Fair point well made.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Don't be concerned.
all the nice boys drive a good Beemer ( '09 M5 here :))
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Nice.
I almost went for one until I found this. More me, it's my 3rd 7 series, the other two were pretty standard but this has been well tooned. I've got a white van too :)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Yes. I know the model, nice.
I only had one 7 (745i '85) and it was a restoration project. Took a little too much out of me. Current is my 10th BM including 3 M3s and 3 M5s. Sucker for a bit of Bavaria :)


forgot to say. I've had 5 Mercedes Sprinters too. All white. I feel ya brother ;)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Can I have your old car if you don't need it any more please..!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# px'd it.
It was just about fucked anyway.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# And here was me thinking putting please at the end..
Would just make you go "Yer.. just come and pick it up at your leisure"...! ;-)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# pfft ;)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)
# You don't realise how big they are until you see them side by side...
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# It always amazes me
that some people who own an original mini ever actually manage to drive. It must be difficult looking over the steering wheel with their heads up their arses.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Are BMW having a joke?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I'll stick with me porsche turbot

(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Yum!

(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# It looks like it's not working for him.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# SERENITY NOW ! !
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
Pea-roast for teh compo...

It's been a while.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Love it!
This deserves an exclamation mark, and more attention
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Hahaha Needs more Daffy
Ducks are clinically mad just look into their eyes.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Badum Tisch
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# On an unrelated note:
Don't you just love Google auto-complete:


(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Haha! Fuckin hell!
Pregnant!? What the fuck!? Hahaha!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Yeah!
I mean being gay he's not going to get pregnant is he!!!!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# With all the blokes that jizz in him it was only a matter of time.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Of course you would know!
;)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Since when did google guess at sexual orientation?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# ...
You can switch it on or off under 'settings'
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Getting some funny results...
with other famous people!!!!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Do people really ask these questions?


Can I eat my period?????????
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Nothing happens for tom cruise
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Good grief.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# (IS A) produces "Bannan a herb" or "peanut a nut"
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I always liked "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe" as a lawyer's office name.

I believe it was from one of the Leasure Suit Larry games.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Emergency boarding-up service near where I used to live:
Bodgit & Scarper

true story
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# "shotgun, bastard & dribble?"
"that's a stroke of luck, i don't know what the fuck i dialled"
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)
# You'll love this, then
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 6:57, archived)
# There are some pretty good ones
On the staff of "Car Talk" (Merikan radio show somewhat about car repair)
I.E.:
Bad Joke Interpreter Nadia Geddit

Mind the piss. (edit)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor, Unfortunate Soul


Okay, ONE, Ariel would do anything to be human. Anything
TWO, Ursula can change her body at will, so there's no chance she'll be hanging around as a fat grey-haired old bag.
THREE, tentacles. I mean c'mon, tentacles! I can't be the only perv who went there.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Tentacles are not pervs. It's all a normal biological function.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# You yiffers are using arguments disguised as logic now to justify your perversions?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# That's not a yiff.


This is a yiff.

Edit: Bold added because, evidently, some people stopped reading for some reason . . .
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# No, but I'm sure will tell us exactly what is in 10 minutes time
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# HAHA.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# TITS
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# FURRIE TITS!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Kitties have SIX tits.
Shop THAT!!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Now THIS is more like it :P
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for challenge
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# I believe I forgot where I was going with this before I even started
but you'll have it anyway

Because there's someone out there that will find the deeper meaning of this
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I totally understand this.
You've given me great comfort. And quicktime.

/and it's off I go on a mountain bike ride. Yippee.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Yawheee!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# You wish to yodel like a mong while being butted by Mr.T and his maniacly laughing sidekick.
And will post video of it in a quicktime encapsulated file format.

Don't know the other icon there so I'll leave it to another to flesh the rest out.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Albert Heijn
I've been to one of those. Appropriately enough a kind of dutch MorRISons.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# ...'kin hell!!!.......top lurkage that man ....also:welcome
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# de-ROS, please?
;p
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Ross Kemp..........Pork Mess aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :D
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Whoa
a monk!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# A.H. IC
I thought it would have been more likely a horse fanciers club logo.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# 10/10 Excellent lurking A++++ would do business with again
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Albert Heijn!
The best place to buy De Ruyter Gestamte Muisjes!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)

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