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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:23, archived)
# EQUITABLE DIVISION OF LABOUR FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:27, archived)
# THEY'RE WINNING IN THE RECENT POLLS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:28, archived)
# Hahaaha
that's some sexy talk there Matlock
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:42, archived)
# bringing sexy back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:08, archived)
# "MY MAT IS STUCK! YOU BASTADRS! I'M TIRED OF THIS SITUATION! YOU BASTARDRS!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:08, archived)
# ALSO: CATPISS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Oh Dammit, just thinking about Martin Short makes me have wild outbursts now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:30, archived)
# how about Ed Grimley, does he make you completely mental
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:37, archived)
# I used to love his triangle solos I must say
and let's not forget the extremely decent miss malone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Let us imagine that young people lost their jobs because of Martin Short.
Relationships were ruined. Furniture was spoiled. Cakes poorly iced.
Sadly this is a true story, and one we hear again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:51, archived)
# Let us imagine that this is Martin Short, and some young people are adversely influenced by him.

Perhaps they succumb to wild outbursts, perhaps they scream abuse at their bosses, perhaps they lose their jobs.
Sadly this is not just a hypothetical situation, it actually happens many times every day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:19, archived)
# andrea mclean or martin short, i just don't know who's who!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)
# My monitor is covered in spit now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)
# what better way to start the day, eh?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:40, archived)
# Like a kiss from a rose
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:42, archived)
# a sexy, sexy rose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:44, archived)
# law sluts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:11, archived)
# IMPORTANT MESSAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)
# bread is for squares, man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:53, archived)
# duuuuuuuuuuude
www.b3ta.com/board/10522261

Red Ruffed Lemur is Ruff N Reddy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:52, archived)
# WE LIKE THE MOOOOOOON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:54, archived)
# I see the Moon and the Moon sees me, bloody your hands on a cactus tree
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:26, archived)
# wipe 'em on your dress and send it to me, bye, bye blackbird
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:10, archived)
# Hang on a sec-
sorry to dredge up a technicality, but can us losers consume bread too?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)
# no
they make homes
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)
# ?
now I have RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:39, archived)
# it's weak i'll admit
something to do with bread winners and home makers or something
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Somebody please make this mini-chevron go the other way, just to demonstrate the principle!`
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:52, archived)
# <
If I might interject
Edit : took out the ejacul
edit 2 : took out the hyphen and spell checked (again). ejacule still phailed
edit : 3 I thing the tramp has met hit mattress
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:07, archived)
# <
one day someone will think Im@ not just one man
but some crazy internet fraud who should have been locked up for the good of the dignity of those who might have been in contact with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Ah. Kind of
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)
# like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Principia Mathematica
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:58, archived)
# >
I would on this try to inspire newer members to grasp a basic human right thetas been forgotten. Garold the giraffe (from libyans parentage not that i would object to that kind of thing) has laid his hide and seek game down to nutters with guns (always a good start to democracy). so that people can piss there lives away on pointless things. I for one would like to think that my life was pointless and that people who did the same thing would be ignoring me and watching streetdance on i player. rather than feel that i had some influence on global things that make a real difference simply because people who do seem like they should fuck my wolf vomit and all by bumpods. no one is going to read that I feel quite safe
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:22, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:23, archived)
# )
yes I know.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:25, archived)
# <
Im going to make things quite fucking clear
edit : no I wont
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:24, archived)
# just one piece to fuck up the puzzle
and here it is
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b008m4f8/Old_Harrys_Game_Series_1_Episode_1/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:42, archived)
# >
Im mak it hrder thn it looks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)
# I read that, you heartless sod.
There's two squinty minutes I'll never get back again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:28, archived)
# I read that as "squinty mints"
which sounds delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:32, archived)
# )
look if you wont help with the sequins your as bad as he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:34, archived)
# but... you read other things here
why would you want those worthless minuets back? yes im a proper fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)
# :/ this is going to go down badly
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)
# I think ive got the fine art down to
a, no im still fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)
# < ahha i think iver cracked it
whats that westham theme thing again?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Never <
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:20, archived)
# DO SOME SICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:53, archived)
# this post will no doubt prove my sig
but i'll give it a go anyway, if only to try and pop my chevron cherry

*edit* doh! *has embarrassing adolescent flashback*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:00, archived)
# I replied there too
and deleted it because I didn't want to upset anyone.
BECAUSE I EAT BREAD AND AM A WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:02, archived)
# OH WATE I FUCKED IT UP EVEN MORE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:03, archived)
# sorry - it's never happened to me before...
...i'll go get some tissue
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:07, archived)
# No, wait: there's chevron potential here, albeit liable to drunken sabotage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:23, archived)
# you might help me with my chevron disaster :/
edit : thats how an expert makes me feel like i should be on mumsnet wanking over grannypics
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:27, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)
# Oh deary me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:34, archived)
# If we were clever and coordinated, we could do cross-chevrons.
But I don't think I'm either at the minute.

I dun a chevron disaster this evening too, though *empathises blokeishly*.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)
# it's ok, i know you're only trying to make me feel better
*slaps limp useless cock against thigh whilst crying*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:29, archived)
#
I went to bed early like a good boy.
Then I had an awful dream and woke up.
And now I am going back to my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:28, archived)
#
good
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:29, archived)
#
night
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:29, archived)
# D'oh
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:31, archived)
# ARTIFUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:30, archived)
# LLORT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:36, archived)
# Hi.
I was trying to think of something to write for the chevron, and noticed your post was out of place. But it's been fixed now!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)
# see thats comunity i take it all back
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:39, archived)
# I was going to go back to bed,
but I sensed my help was needed
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:41, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:43, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:43, archived)
# 3
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:58, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:42, archived)
# 5
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Bread is for winners!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm too sexy for this bakery
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:51, archived)
# SEXY BREAD FOR SEXY WINNERS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:54, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:17, archived)
# BREAD IS CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:00, archived)
# OMFG CAN'T YOU READ IT'S FOR WINNERS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:05, archived)
# calm down dear!
it's only oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Thom Yorke?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:24, archived)
# ERGOT DERIVATIVE IN EFFECT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:22, archived)
# well now I have to watch this again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_bf4AlOIQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:57, archived)
# OMFGLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:31, archived)
# BARED MICE RIS
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:34, archived)
# What could be a better winning combination than breaking bread, teeth and wind at teeth at the same time ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:04, archived)
# You could break fast too!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:07, archived)
#
AND ZOMBIES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Oh jesus fucking christ mofaha
I turn my back for a couple of hours and look what happens. I hope that one day you understand how truly hurtful you have been.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:01, archived)
# EAT SOME BREAD MY FRIEND, BE A WINNER
YOU ARE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:44, archived)
# The only purpose bread serves is to form a barrier between your hand and the real food.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:46, archived)
# "Bread: the mitten of foodstuffs"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:53, archived)
# Like a plate that can't be washed
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:05, archived)
# have another late night render test
Tonight....a big hole. Ooh err etc.



Detail:
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Ah, so this is what the plans to build 175,000 "affordable" homes look like.
Pull the chain.

(Ace pic, though!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Large hadron collider
top stuff
edit : resluts justify, any means
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)
# woo
did you design it or is it a template? its lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)
# cheers!
I made it myself but it's really not much of a feat as I was just going for an overall effect rather than precision!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:06, archived)
# i think i can see our house from here!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Renders? On /board?
JPG may be having a word with you, taking his spot :P

Woo!
(Poison-System-X, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] took this in a few years back at breakfast. seems fitting :]
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# oh grow up! :P

EDIT:*sees compo subject*

Carry on :D

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# That's a pretty racy breakfast, one must admit.
I hope the landlady came round, saw what shenanigans you were up to, and rapped you over the knuckles with a ladle before turfing you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:01, archived)
# It was laid out like that when i got there ;)
also I read that as raped you over the knuckles :(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Well, that's a nice morning welcome, one must admit.
(The bread rolls, I mean, not being raped over the knuckles. That'd be quite an unpleasant morning welcome for all but a few "specialists").
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:12, archived)
# ha
yes it wasn't one of "those" hotels :)

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:20, archived)
# I'm now laughing horribly at
the idea of a seedy coastal B&B, off-season, that specialises in waking blokes at 7am on Sunday with a horrific sexual assault,
of such baroque and elaborate depravity that the local police are left utterly baffled, and so the whole case get kicked into the long grass,
and the B&B prepares for yet another busy weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# this compo is officially shit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)
#
so is your face ha!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)
# *puts head in bidet*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Bread is shit
only retards eat bread, it's for fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THE BREAD IT IS FOR WINNERS
BREAD IS FOR WINNERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Paper jam in the 'Dam!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:31, archived)
# THOUSANDS OF PAPER CUTS IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:34, archived)
#
Paper cunts more like
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahaha
Dirty repost
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Oi! Fiendy! Get yer own thread!
That pic just took me several minutes. How dare you TJ it with a better one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:41, archived)
#
hush you, yours is good :). Glad your doing more photoshopping.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:52, archived)
# haha, ta.
It's a nice easy way to demonstrate my crapness before an expert audience... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Haha
I don't think this plug complies with BS1363.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bogroll Bukake
Slutty toilet roll tube action!
(835Rocks, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Veggies can be sooooooooo sexy!!!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Hello
Usually people post stuff they've made themselves here. It's a bit silly to just repost stuff you've found on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Hate to TJ but
does anyone know a way to convert Youtube videos to GIFs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)
# print screen, paste, crop, advance, repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:31, archived)
# though there are lots of third-party sites that can do it at varying resolutions, some free, some not, take your pick
www.google.com/search?q=youtube+to+gif
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:33, archived)
# I saw one named GIF Soup, but you had to register and it left an ugly watermark at the bottom.
I'll have to try importing the video into Photoshop somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:45, archived)
#
www.evanolds.com/movtogifsimple.html
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Ahh~ I took Mofaha's advice down there, and it seems to work just fine.
Thanks anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:05, archived)
# GIFsoup does little ones without a watermark
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Ahh, I see. I'll definitely keep it in mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)
# I use flvtoavi.exe to convert to MPG
then import into Photoshop, then edit and save to gif or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
# I'm sometimes quite amused by photographs of vegetables that look like cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)
# ALSO:
I wonder if this will mean anything to anyone in this context
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# You're a sick, sick, twisted man.
and yes, it means everything. In every context. *bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:46, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# *tugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:02, archived)
# *cums*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)
# *thrums*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:14, archived)
# *mops up*
you're sleeping in the wet patch, mind
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)
# So, been a cop long?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:20, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Trying to make a nice chevron. Keep up, mate, we're all rooting for ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:30, archived)
# root a toot!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)
# *loops da loop*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:51, archived)
# *sips some soup*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:58, archived)
# *boop-boop-a-doop*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:02, archived)
# just doin the do
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)
# wit all da crew
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:09, archived)
# make a break make a move
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:14, archived)
# wit nuthin ta prove
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:17, archived)
# but dis chevron groove
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)
# haha, oh fuck, the chevron needs to go the other way now, but I'm too twatted to make it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Completely unshopped:


The soap dispenser in the gents is leaking.

I have not 'shopped this at all, beyond compressing and cropping, It is just a pool of soap on the washbasin counter.

A CSC?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Thas
a bit freeky...

appropriate place for it tho!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# you really are a self-obsessed narcissistic pretentious tiresome wanker
you should probably fuck yourself with your soapcock

no offense
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Ok then...
*steps away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# IT'S A SAC EXPLOSION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# haha but did you change it irl?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SEXY EVERYDAY OBJECTS


Take a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions. Animating is optional, we just want to see the filthy buggers at it. Challenge suggested by HappyToast.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# SEXY!
[EDIT: Oh bugger. I have a really good picture of Bart shagging Fizz somewhere - where is it?]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)
# NSFW
I shall be writing a letter of complaint
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Huff
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Hang on...
I did't vote for that!!!

* Oh hang on, I did - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:51, archived)
# so much for democracy
www.b3ta.com/board/10522873
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 6:20, archived)
# BEFORE THE THREADRUSH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# GET HIM HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Ich bin nicht Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Is it just me or does "Kylie" look a bit like Gordon Brown in a wig?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# this is very excellent
this is a great album cover that never was
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# WIN IS PLAYED
FUCK IS HEARD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# JASON YOU DICK
 
just noticed the piss on the snowman, this is grand
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# :) Thanks all
Bonus points for those of you who spotted the Parfitt
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I just want to say again how great this it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Haddaway and shite man!
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Does the special edition come in a flask?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# I am King of ALL hobbies!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# That's what Jonathon Ross calls the capital of Zimbabwe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Yay.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# he'd probably like this shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# he's lying
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# wooooahooah, i'm in love with chan japes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahaha.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAFUCK

spotify:track:0xe3wimkt95SuyOcQtsF3l (Cat Scratch Feat. Dean Rodell - Original Mix by Cooh)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08URUdkQEEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# You're there again...
...bonkers, but brilliant!!!

Hahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# oh tanks
this is old, I was searching through some japes for 'disney'
I meant to post this shit;
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/treeunuch_bathes_mit_seal_realization_unt_mr_ree_reprise_small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You are in my top ten of favourite loons

*glees*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# ^___________^
Danke for the loonloop
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# My top 10 loons are all Great Northern Divers
but I put Dekionplexis in my League of Extraordinary B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# ooh la la, noo jive for twelve
noo jive for twelve


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Did Judy accidently cut her own right arm off while she was cutting her hair
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# she sold her arms for gloves
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I hope they came in handy....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# SEE EWE AD DA PARDEE HOGIS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Hahahaha

What Ninj said.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# tank chu
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Grapes for rapes, seems like a fair deal to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# SQUEEZE EM GOOOOOOOOODE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Fucking hell hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
# haha I especially like that the jokers' parting moves :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# his neck sticks out over his shirt too if you want to be really picky
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# awww it's not like I was being picky
you really have to relax HT
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I am relaxed
does this gif look like I'm overly bothered?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# so why the hostility?
I've clicked that I like it I just found that bit funny which I thought was your intention.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# hostility? where?
I pointed out another lazy flaw in my own work (assuming you were quite rightly laughing at the simple mirroring of the head) and then reassured that I was quite relaxed this evening.

I see no swear words or caps lock?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# calling me picky is being hostile
even though I had put a smiley at the end of my post to illustrate that I was joking you come across as overly defensive that may be just my interpretation but you don't seem at all relaxed or friendly about my comments.

Thats the internet I suppose everybody reads it the way they want to.

I'm siging off for tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)
# you're reading it all the wrong way I can assure you
my idea of being hostile is telling people to fuck off.
I apologies for not putting a smiley face after my use of the word picky :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# And that doesn't sound in the least bit condescending to you, right?
I'll add a smiley face :D

Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# no, it doesn't!
it's exactly what the words say, no hidden meaning, 3 factual sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# welcome to yorkshire
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# All of this has confused me no end
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THE BIT WHERE HIS NECK STICKS OVER HIS SHIRT ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# the shading on his face swaps sides!
it's like the lighting engineer was asleep or something that day lol!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# And Batmans belt is broken on his right side :)
Are his hands in his pockets just to keep his pants up? :D
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I FUCKING THE THE WAY THE SHADING SWAPS FROM SIDE TO SIDE BEST OF ALL THE SWAPPING SHADINGS... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# You goitre be more careful
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# *something hilarious about jowels*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Something hilarious about thyroid android
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Radiohead's best work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# ahhhahhahhhah delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Ooof!!
Was gonna *click* then it animated. Now I've double
*clicked*

WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# A whole dance craze was built on that movement
100% of pure B3ta fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# It's amazing what floats by your window during a flood.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# this is fukt
i must make one
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I'v got my dick up stuffed up a sheeps arse, and rotating it over a BBQ as I type.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# you're learning life's lessons
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Ha fucking loves being rotated over a BBQ....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# udderwise he won't learn nuttin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# He's learnt everything there is to learn about licking stamps...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# tanks
Pedro and yaslef do goode ones

^___________________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I done a sick!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Muttonspin!
This goes quite well with what I'm listening to:
soundcloud.com/486/h-g-f-rce-mother-clucker-486
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Ewe spin me right round baby like a record baby right round right round
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha......
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Pass me the mint sauce, I'm going in!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# So, how did not dying in a hurricane go for you Mothra?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# We lost power on the first day and didn't get it back until yesterday.
I could deal with having no lights but another day without internet and I would have been dead, Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Did you filter your drinking water..!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Apparently it acts as a vector for infection.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# that's hot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Hand crystals


Click for bigger (141 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Not seen your work in a while
very cool
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I can see the mogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# hogis?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Now ya on tha trolley!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Supermarket Hogis Sweep
With Dale Winthogis
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# RELEASE MY BAAAALLSS!
(amidst a hogis find..)
spotify:track:4AgPe364ZtKp1KkjfbBHMi (Raw Power by Lord Horror)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE?
HOGIS BALLS!!
JUST PUT 'EM IN YER MOUTH

nice track :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# BLOWIN UP LIKE AIDS IN A HOGIS
More justice
www.b3ta.com/links/675060
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Nice
I've not seen a genuine authentic Walrus Brand illustration in yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I see the word hand,I see the word crystals
..but I'm rissing slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
#
Awesome.
(Peter_G, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Not seen you post anything since i can't remember when..... this is ace and I shall say so...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# gonna take more than Germolene to fix them hands
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# No idea tbh. Don't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Never fear! Lobey Jowley man is here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Always fear....
.....ALWAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# lol
it does look like him haha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# is this what a faceburger looks like?
dont fancy it much...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# sort of
only a little scabbier
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# shit just got real
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I can't deal with this :(
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Noel Edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# He only wants to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Awwwwww!
tickle-tickle-tickle
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# He'll give you your fingers back when he's finished with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Best Mr Shark does.
I like fingers. They are fingery.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# A relative of Klarnk's?
ive just noticed - is that gal swimming in the nip? Cor!

ALTERNATIVE COMMENT:
I FUCKING LOVE HUMANS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Second cousin eleventy times removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# OH GOD PLEASE SOMEONE FRONTPAGE SOMETHING
As great as it is, the sight of a dog eating a tapeworm out of another dog's arse greets me everytime i check on b3ta - and that has been lots of times today...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll just knock something up now then! o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# i tried for an FP with my tron pic down there
thought the monkeon approach might work :-/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Klarnk?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# i peess on your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Argle!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# BUG EYED BEAUTY IV: Swim, Swim Nogis Denied
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# cor
are those cum-buckets he's carrying?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Sand
for extra grip
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I just had a decent idea for this compo
it would have had the Beatles rocking from side to side singing 'Love love love' three times, then Sneezey woulda popped up.

Can't be arsed now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Do it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# yeah - the comp probably wont start til til the gayshift when everyone has fucked off to bed
I dont get your idea though. Ill just politely ignore it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# It's Sneezey!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Meh...
it relied on the surprise/confusion factor and I've given the game away now.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# It's alright, none of us here can read.
No one would suspect a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# What did he^ just write?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# You want to what my what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I said
Én mint felrobbant örömtl
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# "oh look,a bell end like your daddies got"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Put it away, dad
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# MOIRDER SHE FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Why has she never been arrested?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)
# I don't know..I just don't know
IF THE CHODE FITS, YOU MUST ACQUIT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Image challenge vote
This week's suggestion selection is as follows:

1. Sexy everyday objects: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1336808
2. One word challenge: pigs
3. Adverts for the end of the world
4. Products you wish existed but don't

And here's the interactive click gubbins.

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Mine didnt get shortlisted :-(
Ill vote for real world sexytime, though i dont have any ideas for it, unlike the last 2 comps, which were ace.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# oh noes--not pigs
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Hooray....Sexy pig ads
..at last!!!...I've waited years
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# uh oh.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# PIIIIGS
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# First time I'v actually voted on compo in absolutely ages here...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
# PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Sexy real-world pigs
Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Hmm didn't we do pigs 3 weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Any parts of this image from sexual sources? No, it's just shopped.
but since it looks rather convincing, maybe I'll avoid howls from the pants wetters by NSFWing it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# that is truly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# that's what freak shows are all about :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# true :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# hmm a buck eh, how about tree bits?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# *calls the police*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Hay, arma polease orfasa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
#
orfasa orificer
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# I need ya boots, ya balls n ya chogis.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# no you dont
all you need is an orifice, some lube, and a stool to stand on
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# ok hol' da stool, gimme ham on mayo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Oh look, it's Tit-Belly Tim.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# aww :(
that was supposed to be a twat. *uninstalls PS for good*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Any parts of this image from sexual sources? No no no no.. no siree they ain't..! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# you sound skeptical
but we can live with that :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# There's no much that can make me flinch back and go urge....
But you managed it..!! yay ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# :) my work here is done, Tonto
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)

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