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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:23, archived)

EQUITABLE DIVISION OF LABOUR FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:27, archived)

THEY'RE WINNING IN THE RECENT POLLS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:28, archived)

Hahaaha

that's some sexy talk there Matlock

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:44, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:42, archived)

bringing sexy back

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:08, archived)

"MY MAT IS STUCK! YOU BASTADRS! I'M TIRED OF THIS SITUATION! YOU BASTARDRS!"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:08, archived)

ALSO: CATPISS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:23, archived)

Oh Dammit, just thinking about Martin Short makes me have wild outbursts now

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:30, archived)

how about Ed Grimley, does he make you completely mental

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:37, archived)

I used to love his triangle solos I must say

and let's not forget the extremely decent miss malone

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:43, archived)

Let us imagine that young people lost their jobs because of Martin Short.

Relationships were ruined. Furniture was spoiled. Cakes poorly iced.
Sadly this is a true story, and one we hear again and again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:51, archived)

Let us imagine that this is Martin Short, and some young people are adversely influenced by him.

Perhaps they succumb to wild outbursts, perhaps they scream abuse at their bosses, perhaps they lose their jobs.
Sadly this is not just a hypothetical situation, it actually happens many times every day.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:19, archived)

andrea mclean or martin short, i just don't know who's who!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)

My monitor is covered in spit now

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)

what better way to start the day, eh?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:11, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:40, archived)

Like a kiss from a rose

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:42, archived)

a sexy, sexy rose

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:44, archived)

law sluts

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:11, archived)

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)

bread is for squares, man

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:53, archived)

duuuuuuuuuuude

www.b3ta.com/board/10522261

Red Ruffed Lemur is Ruff N Reddy

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:52, archived)

WE LIKE THE MOOOOOOON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:54, archived)

I see the Moon and the Moon sees me, bloody your hands on a cactus tree

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:26, archived)

wipe 'em on your dress and send it to me, bye, bye blackbird

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:10, archived)

Hang on a sec-

sorry to dredge up a technicality, but can us losers consume bread too?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)

they make homes

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)

now I have RIS.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:39, archived)

it's weak i'll admit

something to do with bread winners and home makers or something

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)

Somebody please make this mini-chevron go the other way, just to demonstrate the principle!`

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:52, archived)

If I might interject
Edit : took out the ejacul
edit 2 : took out the hyphen and spell checked (again). ejacule still phailed
edit : 3 I thing the tramp has met hit mattress

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:07, archived)

one day someone will think Im@ not just one man
but some crazy internet fraud who should have been locked up for the good of the dignity of those who might have been in contact with him.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)

Ah. Kind of

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)

like this.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)

Principia Mathematica

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:58, archived)

I would on this try to inspire newer members to grasp a basic human right thetas been forgotten. Garold the giraffe (from libyans parentage not that i would object to that kind of thing) has laid his hide and seek game down to nutters with guns (always a good start to democracy). so that people can piss there lives away on pointless things. I for one would like to think that my life was pointless and that people who did the same thing would be ignoring me and watching streetdance on i player. rather than feel that i had some influence on global things that make a real difference simply because people who do seem like they should fuck my wolf vomit and all by bumpods. no one is going to read that I feel quite safe

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:22, archived)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:23, archived)

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yes I know.....

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:25, archived)

Im going to make things quite fucking clear
edit : no I wont

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:24, archived)

just one piece to fuck up the puzzle

and here it is
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b008m4f8/Old_Harrys_Game_Series_1_Episode_1/

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:42, archived)

Im mak it hrder thn it looks

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)

I read that, you heartless sod.

There's two squinty minutes I'll never get back again.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:28, archived)

I read that as "squinty mints"

which sounds delicious.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:32, archived)

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look if you wont help with the sequins your as bad as he is!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:34, archived)

but... you read other things here

why would you want those worthless minuets back? yes im a proper fucker

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)

:/ this is going to go down badly

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)

I think ive got the fine art down to

a, no im still fucked

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)

< ahha i think iver cracked it

whats that westham theme thing again?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:37, archived)

Never <

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:20, archived)

DO SOME SICKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:53, archived)

this post will no doubt prove my sig

but i'll give it a go anyway, if only to try and pop my chevron cherry

*edit* doh! *has embarrassing adolescent flashback*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:00, archived)

I replied there too

and deleted it because I didn't want to upset anyone.
BECAUSE I EAT BREAD AND AM A WINNER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:02, archived)

OH WATE I FUCKED IT UP EVEN MORE NOW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:03, archived)

sorry - it's never happened to me before...

...i'll go get some tissue

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:07, archived)

No, wait: there's chevron potential here, albeit liable to drunken sabotage.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:23, archived)

you might help me with my chevron disaster :/

edit : thats how an expert makes me feel like i should be on mumsnet wanking over grannypics

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:27, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)

Oh deary me.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:34, archived)

If we were clever and coordinated, we could do cross-chevrons.

But I don't think I'm either at the minute.

I dun a chevron disaster this evening too, though *empathises blokeishly*.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)

it's ok, i know you're only trying to make me feel better

*slaps limp useless cock against thigh whilst crying*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:29, archived)

I went to bed early like a good boy.
Then I had an awful dream and woke up.
And now I am going back to my bed.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:28, archived)

good

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:29, archived)

night

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:29, archived)

D'oh

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:31, archived)

ARTIFUS!!!

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:30, archived)

LLORT!!!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:36, archived)

Hi.

I was trying to think of something to write for the chevron, and noticed your post was out of place. But it's been fixed now!

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:38, archived)

see thats comunity i take it all back

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:39, archived)

I was going to go back to bed,

but I sensed my help was needed

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:41, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:43, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:43, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:58, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:42, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:42, archived)

Bread is for winners!

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:46, archived)

I'm too sexy for this bakery

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:51, archived)

SEXY BREAD FOR SEXY WINNERS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:54, archived)

HOW DARE YOU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:17, archived)

BREAD IS CRIME

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:00, archived)

OMFG CAN'T YOU READ IT'S FOR WINNERS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:05, archived)

calm down dear!

it's only oh never mind

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:56, archived)

Thom Yorke?

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4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:01, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:24, archived)

ERGOT DERIVATIVE IN EFFECT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:22, archived)

well now I have to watch this again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_bf4AlOIQ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 4:57, archived)

OMFGLOL!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:31, archived)

BARED MICE RIS

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:34, archived)

What could be a better winning combination than breaking bread, teeth and wind at teeth at the same time ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:04, archived)

You could break fast too!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:07, archived)

AND ZOMBIES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:23, archived)

Oh jesus fucking christ mofaha

I turn my back for a couple of hours and look what happens. I hope that one day you understand how truly hurtful you have been.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:01, archived)

EAT SOME BREAD MY FRIEND, BE A WINNER

YOU ARE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:44, archived)

The only purpose bread serves is to form a barrier between your hand and the real food.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:46, archived)

"Bread: the mitten of foodstuffs"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:53, archived)

Like a plate that can't be washed

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:05, archived)

have another late night render test

Tonight....a big hole. Ooh err etc.

Detail:

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:29, archived)

Ah, so this is what the plans to build 175,000 "affordable" homes look like.

Pull the chain.

(Ace pic, though!)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)

Large hadron collider

top stuff
edit : resluts justify, any means

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)

woo

did you design it or is it a template? its lovely.

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FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)

cheers!

I made it myself but it's really not much of a feat as I was just going for an overall effect rather than precision!

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:06, archived)

i think i can see our house from here!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:47, archived)

Renders? On /board?

JPG may be having a word with you, taking his spot :P

Woo!

(Poison-System-X, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:53, archived)

took this in a few years back at breakfast. seems fitting :]

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)

oh grow up! :P

EDIT:*sees compo subject*

Carry on :D

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)

That's a pretty racy breakfast, one must admit.

I hope the landlady came round, saw what shenanigans you were up to, and rapped you over the knuckles with a ladle before turfing you out.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:01, archived)

It was laid out like that when i got there ;)

also I read that as raped you over the knuckles :(

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:06, archived)

Well, that's a nice morning welcome, one must admit.

(The bread rolls, I mean, not being raped over the knuckles. That'd be quite an unpleasant morning welcome for all but a few "specialists").

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:12, archived)

yes it wasn't one of "those" hotels :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:20, archived)

I'm now laughing horribly at

the idea of a seedy coastal B&B, off-season, that specialises in waking blokes at 7am on Sunday with a horrific sexual assault,
of such baroque and elaborate depravity that the local police are left utterly baffled, and so the whole case get kicked into the long grass,
and the B&B prepares for yet another busy weekend.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)

this compo is officially shit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)

so is your face ha!

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FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)

*puts head in bidet*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)

Bread is shit

only retards eat bread, it's for fuckwits.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)

I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THE BREAD IT IS FOR WINNERS

BREAD IS FOR WINNERS!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:15, archived)

Paper jam in the 'Dam!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:31, archived)

THOUSANDS OF PAPER CUTS IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:34, archived)

Paper cunts more like

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FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:49, archived)

hahahahaha

Dirty repost

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FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)

Oi! Fiendy! Get yer own thread!

That pic just took me several minutes. How dare you TJ it with a better one?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:41, archived)

hush you, yours is good :). Glad your doing more photoshopping.

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FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:52, archived)

haha, ta.

It's a nice easy way to demonstrate my crapness before an expert audience... ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)

Haha

I don't think this plug complies with BS1363.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)

Bogroll Bukake

Slutty toilet roll tube action!

(835Rocks, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)

Veggies can be sooooooooo sexy!!!

(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)

Hello

Usually people post stuff they've made themselves here. It's a bit silly to just repost stuff you've found on the internet.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)

Hate to TJ but

does anyone know a way to convert Youtube videos to GIFs?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)

print screen, paste, crop, advance, repeat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:31, archived)

though there are lots of third-party sites that can do it at varying resolutions, some free, some not, take your pick

www.google.com/search?q=youtube+to+gif

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:33, archived)

I saw one named GIF Soup, but you had to register and it left an ugly watermark at the bottom.

I'll have to try importing the video into Photoshop somehow.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:45, archived)

www.evanolds.com/movtogifsimple.html

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)

Ahh~ I took Mofaha's advice down there, and it seems to work just fine.

Thanks anyway :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:05, archived)

GIFsoup does little ones without a watermark

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)

Ahh, I see. I'll definitely keep it in mind :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)

is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)

I use flvtoavi.exe to convert to MPG

then import into Photoshop, then edit and save to gif or whatever.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)

I'm sometimes quite amused by photographs of vegetables that look like cocks.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)

ALSO:

I wonder if this will mean anything to anyone in this context

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)

You're a sick, sick, twisted man.

and yes, it means everything. In every context. *bursts into tears*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:46, archived)

*hugs*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)

*tugs*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:02, archived)

*cums*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)

*thrums*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:14, archived)

*mops up*

you're sleeping in the wet patch, mind

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)

So, been a cop long?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:20, archived)

ris?

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)

Trying to make a nice chevron. Keep up, mate, we're all rooting for ya!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:30, archived)

root a toot!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)

*loops da loop*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:51, archived)

*sips some soup*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:58, archived)

*boop-boop-a-doop*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:02, archived)

just doin the do

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)

wit all da crew

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:09, archived)

make a break make a move

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:14, archived)

wit nuthin ta prove

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:17, archived)

but dis chevron groove

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)

haha, oh fuck, the chevron needs to go the other way now, but I'm too twatted to make it happen.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)

Completely unshopped:

What are you expecting from this? It is a picture of some soap that looks slightly like a cock. What can I say?

The soap dispenser in the gents is leaking.

I have not 'shopped this at all, beyond compressing and cropping, It is just a pool of soap on the washbasin counter.

A CSC?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)

Thas

a bit freeky...

appropriate place for it tho!

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..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)

you really are a self-obsessed narcissistic pretentious tiresome wanker

you should probably fuck yourself with your soapcock

no offense

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)

Ok then...

*steps away slowly*

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..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)

IT'S A SAC EXPLOSION

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)

haha but did you change it irl?

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FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SEXY EVERYDAY OBJECTS

Take a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions. Animating is optional, we just want to see the filthy buggers at it. Challenge suggested by HappyToast.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)

SEXY!

[EDIT: Oh bugger. I have a really good picture of Bart shagging Fizz somewhere - where is it?]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)

NSFW

I shall be writing a letter of complaint

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

Huff

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..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)

Ahahah

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:43, archived)

Hang on...

I did't vote for that!!!

* Oh hang on, I did - Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:51, archived)

so much for democracy

www.b3ta.com/board/10522873

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 6:20, archived)

BEFORE THE THREADRUSH

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)

GET HIM HITLER!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)

Ich bin nicht Hitler!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

Is it just me or does "Kylie" look a bit like Gordon Brown in a wig?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

this is very excellent

this is a great album cover that never was

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)

WIN IS PLAYED

FUCK IS HEARD

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)

JASON YOU DICK

just noticed the piss on the snowman, this is grand

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)

:) Thanks all

Bonus points for those of you who spotted the Parfitt

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

I just want to say again how great this it

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)

Hahahaha

That's mental!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)

Haddaway and shite man!

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)

oh shit

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)

Does the special edition come in a flask?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)

I am King of ALL hobbies!

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)

That's what Jonathon Ross calls the capital of Zimbabwe

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)

Yay.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)

he'd probably like this shirt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)

he's lying

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)

wooooahooah, i'm in love with chan japes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)

Hahahaha.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAFUCK

spotify:track:0xe3wimkt95SuyOcQtsF3l (Cat Scratch Feat. Dean Rodell - Original Mix by Cooh)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08URUdkQEEE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)

You're there again...

...bonkers, but brilliant!!!

Hahahahahahaha
:D

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Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)

oh tanks

this is old, I was searching through some japes for 'disney'
I meant to post this shit;
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/treeunuch_bathes_mit_seal_realization_unt_mr_ree_reprise_small.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

Hahahahaha

You are in my top ten of favourite loons

*glees*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)

^___________^

Danke for the loonloop

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)

My top 10 loons are all Great Northern Divers

but I put Dekionplexis in my League of Extraordinary B3tans.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)

ooh la la, noo jive for twelve

noo jive for twelve

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

Did Judy accidently cut her own right arm off while she was cutting her hair

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)

she sold her arms for gloves

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)

I hope they came in handy....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)

SEE EWE AD DA PARDEE HOGIS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)

Hahahaha

What Ninj said.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

tank chu

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)

Grapes for rapes, seems like a fair deal to me.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)

SQUEEZE EM GOOOOOOOOODE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

Fucking hell hahahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)

haha I especially like that the jokers' parting moves :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)

his neck sticks out over his shirt too if you want to be really picky

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)

awww it's not like I was being picky

you really have to relax HT

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)

I am relaxed

does this gif look like I'm overly bothered?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)

so why the hostility?

I've clicked that I like it I just found that bit funny which I thought was your intention.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

hostility? where?

I pointed out another lazy flaw in my own work (assuming you were quite rightly laughing at the simple mirroring of the head) and then reassured that I was quite relaxed this evening.

I see no swear words or caps lock?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)

calling me picky is being hostile

even though I had put a smiley at the end of my post to illustrate that I was joking you come across as overly defensive that may be just my interpretation but you don't seem at all relaxed or friendly about my comments.

Thats the internet I suppose everybody reads it the way they want to.

I'm siging off for tonight.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:31, archived)

you're reading it all the wrong way I can assure you

my idea of being hostile is telling people to fuck off.
I apologies for not putting a smiley face after my use of the word picky :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)

And that doesn't sound in the least bit condescending to you, right?

I'll add a smiley face :D

Goodnight

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)

no, it doesn't!

it's exactly what the words say, no hidden meaning, 3 factual sentences.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)

welcome to yorkshire

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)

All of this has confused me no end

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE THE BIT WHERE HIS NECK STICKS OVER HIS SHIRT ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)

the shading on his face swaps sides!

it's like the lighting engineer was asleep or something that day lol!

:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)

And Batmans belt is broken on his right side :)

Are his hands in his pockets just to keep his pants up? :D

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)

I FUCKING THE THE WAY THE SHADING SWAPS FROM SIDE TO SIDE BEST OF ALL THE SWAPPING SHADINGS... ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)

You goitre be more careful

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)

*something hilarious about jowels*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)

Something hilarious about thyroid android

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

Radiohead's best work

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)

ahhhahhahhhah delightful

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)

Ooof!!

Was gonna *click* then it animated. Now I've double
*clicked*

WOO :)

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Ninj, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)

A whole dance craze was built on that movement

100% of pure B3ta fact.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

I love this :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

It's amazing what floats by your window during a flood.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)

this is fukt

i must make one

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)

I'v got my dick up stuffed up a sheeps arse, and rotating it over a BBQ as I type.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)

you're learning life's lessons

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)

Ha fucking loves being rotated over a BBQ....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)

udderwise he won't learn nuttin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)

He's learnt everything there is to learn about licking stamps...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

tanks

Pedro and yaslef do goode ones

^___________________^

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

I done a sick!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)

Muttonspin!

This goes quite well with what I'm listening to:
soundcloud.com/486/h-g-f-rce-mother-clucker-486

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)

Ewe spin me right round baby like a record baby right round right round

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)

Ouch

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)

Hahaha......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)

Pass me the mint sauce, I'm going in!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)

So, how did not dying in a hurricane go for you Mothra?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)

We lost power on the first day and didn't get it back until yesterday.

I could deal with having no lights but another day without internet and I would have been dead, Mu.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

Did you filter your drinking water..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)

Apparently it acts as a vector for infection.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)

that's hot

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)

Hand crystals

Click for bigger (141 kb)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

Not seen your work in a while

very cool

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

^this^

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)

I can see the mogis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

hogis?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

Now ya on tha trolley!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

Supermarket Hogis Sweep

With Dale Winthogis

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

RELEASE MY BAAAALLSS!

(amidst a hogis find..)
spotify:track:4AgPe364ZtKp1KkjfbBHMi (Raw Power by Lord Horror)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)

KNOCK KNOCK!

WHO'S THERE?
HOGIS BALLS!!
JUST PUT 'EM IN YER MOUTH

nice track :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)

BLOWIN UP LIKE AIDS IN A HOGIS

More justice
www.b3ta.com/links/675060

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)

Nice

I've not seen a genuine authentic Walrus Brand illustration in yonks.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

I see the word hand,I see the word crystals

..but I'm rissing slightly

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)

Awesome.

(Peter_G, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

Not seen you post anything since i can't remember when..... this is ace and I shall say so...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)

Hello

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)

gonna take more than Germolene to fix them hands

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)

No idea tbh. Don't ask.

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--- ---, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)

Never fear! Lobey Jowley man is here!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)

Always fear....

.....ALWAYS.

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--- ---, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)

Jeremy Clarkson?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)

lol

it does look like him haha

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--- ---, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)

is this what a faceburger looks like?

dont fancy it much...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)

sort of

only a little scabbier

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--- ---, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)

shit just got real

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

I can't deal with this :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

Noel Edmonds?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)

He only wants to play.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)

Awwwwww!

tickle-tickle-tickle

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)

He'll give you your fingers back when he's finished with them.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)

Best Mr Shark does.

I like fingers. They are fingery.

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)

A relative of Klarnk's?

ive just noticed - is that gal swimming in the nip? Cor!

ALTERNATIVE COMMENT:
I FUCKING LOVE HUMANS!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)

Second cousin eleventy times removed.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)

OH GOD PLEASE SOMEONE FRONTPAGE SOMETHING

As great as it is, the sight of a dog eating a tapeworm out of another dog's arse greets me everytime i check on b3ta - and that has been lots of times today...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)

Hahaha

I'll just knock something up now then! o_O

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Frogbeat, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)

i tried for an FP with my tron pic down there

thought the monkeon approach might work :-/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)

Klarnk?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)

i peess on your mind!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

Argle!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

BUG EYED BEAUTY IV: Swim, Swim Nogis Denied

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)

'nings

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)

cor

are those cum-buckets he's carrying?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)

Sand

for extra grip

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)

I just had a decent idea for this compo

it would have had the Beatles rocking from side to side singing 'Love love love' three times, then Sneezey woulda popped up.

Can't be arsed now...

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..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)

Do it anyway

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)

yeah - the comp probably wont start til til the gayshift when everyone has fucked off to bed

I dont get your idea though. Ill just politely ignore it :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)

It's Sneezey!

;)

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..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)

Meh...

it relied on the surprise/confusion factor and I've given the game away now.

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..wil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)

It's alright, none of us here can read.

No one would suspect a thing

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)

What did he^ just write?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)

Pardon?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)

Eh?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)

You want to what my what?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)

I said

Én mint felrobbant örömtl

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)

"oh look,a bell end like your daddies got"

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)

Put it away, dad

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)

MOIRDER SHE FUCKED

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)

Why has she never been arrested?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)

I don't know..I just don't know

IF THE CHODE FITS, YOU MUST ACQUIT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)

Image challenge vote

This week's suggestion selection is as follows:

1. Sexy everyday objects: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1336808
2. One word challenge: pigs
3. Adverts for the end of the world
4. Products you wish existed but don't

And here's the interactive click gubbins.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)

Mine didnt get shortlisted :-(

Ill vote for real world sexytime, though i dont have any ideas for it, unlike the last 2 comps, which were ace.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)

oh noes--not pigs

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)

Hooray....Sexy pig ads

..at last!!!...I've waited years

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)

uh oh.....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)

PIIIIGS

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)

First time I'v actually voted on compo in absolutely ages here...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGZ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)

Sexy real-world pigs

Oops!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)

Hmm didn't we do pigs 3 weeks ago?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)

Any parts of this image from sexual sources? No, it's just shopped.

but since it looks rather convincing, maybe I'll avoid howls from the pants wetters by NSFWing it

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)

that is truly disturbing

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)

that's what freak shows are all about :)

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)

true :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)

hmm a buck eh, how about tree bits?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)

*calls the police*

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)

Hay, arma polease orfasa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)

~~orfasa~~ orificer

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)

I need ya boots, ya balls n ya chogis.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)

no you dont

all you need is an orifice, some lube, and a stool to stand on

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)

ok hol' da stool, gimme ham on mayo

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)

Oh look, it's Tit-Belly Tim.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)

aww :(

that was supposed to be a twat. *uninstalls PS for good*

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)

Any parts of this image from sexual sources? No no no no.. no siree they ain't..! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)

you sound skeptical

but we can live with that :)

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)

There's no much that can make me flinch back and go urge....

But you managed it..!! yay ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)

:) my work here is done, Tonto

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LS18, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)

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