excellent
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:48,
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to be fairNick Griffin and Mussolini are similar in more ways than one ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:57,
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It would be fun to add to these similarities by hanging griffin from a lamppost.
(
4Q just lurking,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:01,
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I absolutely adore thisclicks like a clicky thing
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:24,
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^this!*click*
*click*
*click*
(*click*
*click*
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:52,
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This is beautiful
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:59,
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its an almost(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:58,
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That's stunningly twisted.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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I'm sorry, but I only saw 3 different types of jiggafuck
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:09,
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oh god oh god oh god oh god!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:17,
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you're scaring me
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:26,
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FAQ OFF!!!!!!
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:55,
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so does skydivingbut i'm still not going to fucking do it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:56,
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Hey Smashy how was France did some kid burn your neck?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:25,
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it was spainand i burnt my own neck. it didn't really bother me.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:04,
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most definitelysharpen your hammers Sir and I will get the petrol
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:13,
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Go and tell /linksThey like devil-worshipping more than us
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:02,
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Prefer the Great Old Ones, myself.Guess we can't all be winners.
( Lovecraft tentacles and shit,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:04,
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I don't care about the link on /board. However, I was promised devil worship.What I got was some soppy music fanvid. I'm not impressed.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:05,
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PhewYou saved me not only a click, but also a large dollop of disappointment
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:08,
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If you see here...
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 22:31,
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*orders*not to criticise, but i think it would read better if it said "off his tits since '86"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:41,
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Hmm, does sound better, doesn't it? 
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:46,
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well i think so Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:50,
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Hope so, I fuckin love mentalists! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:59,
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Noo, that just brings back bad memories!!! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:12,
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it's the only time he's ever been funny Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:01,
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pfftIf he knew they had oil he'd have invaded
(
alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:26,
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Holy crapI just wrote this in response to someone about one minute ago-
Not to mention that silly, goofy, guilt ridden look on Bush's face when Card informed him of the situation. The latest information we're getting from lost news sources indicates there was much more going on than simply brushing off an August 6th presidential daily briefing.
Not that it belongs here, or that anyone gives a flying bell pepper.
edit- I'll just get me coat...
(Not to mention that silly, goofy, guilt ridden look on Bush's face when Card informed him of the situation. The latest information we're getting from lost news sources indicates there was much more going on than simply brushing off an August 6th presidential daily briefing.
Not that it belongs here, or that anyone gives a flying bell pepper.
edit- I'll just get me coat...
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:28,
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it really makes me laughwe like to think of ourselves as intelligent yet, without fail, we vote en masse for the person who turns out to be the most incompetent fuckwit imaginable. then we bitch and moan about it till the next election, when we do exactly the same thing again.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:35,
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that's because there is no such thing as mass intelligenceand even if there were, it would make no difference because the outcomes of elections are influenced by a zillion competing factors unrelated to intelligence. But I will agree in principle that it has been a long while since I've seen any "leaders" deserving of respect, and we get what we deserve.
(
LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:45,
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tennis matchi copped onto this when i was about twelve, even though i knew/know little or nothing about politics .
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:46,
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true. But alas, that is the system we have.And fumbling as it is, I don't know that a better one exists (outside fantasy books)
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:49,
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i think people could make a start by complaining about the unfair coverage ron paul getsgood to see john stewart at least gave it a mention.
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:52,
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Paul has some really good ideasI think he just comes across as squirrely and would be eaten alive for that alone.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:59,
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i think that's a major problemvoters need to get over aesthetics and actually listen to what the candidate has to say.
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:02,
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complaining seems to do nothing but make the complainer feel a little betterwhich goes some way to explaining my appalling apathy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:00,
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it's better than doing nothingsometimes it has a positive effect.
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:09,
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Ron Paul is pretty sane compared to the others.He still believes that evolution is just a (n untrue) theory and that abortion is murder. Still makes more sence thant the alternatives. He would stop USA's foreign politics if he got into office, and as such he is currently a better option than Obama who promised and then took back.
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:23,
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Genuine storywhen it happened 10 years ago and someone said to my (not very bright) secretary "they've attacked the twin towers" she said "What? Wembley?"
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:05,
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As a West Ham fan, I feel I must click this.*click*
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:20,
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Wasn'tWarren Mitchell a Spurs fan?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:28,
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those eyes. they are looking at me.through me. into my soul. i don't like it. make it stop.
(
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:23,
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fuuny, i've got noon straight-up:D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:59,
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Excellent!Did you give him more of a smile as well? Or was that there before...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:47,
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I hate it when it rains - my hare loses its shape
*posts and runs*
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:56,
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Just give it some lettuce, it'll be reet in an hour.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:01,
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SweetThat's lovely that. i just checked out your flikr clarts
'Love still loves here' that place looks great for playing some acoustic instruments eh. ~clicks~
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:16,
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'Love still loves here' that place looks great for playing some acoustic instruments eh. ~clicks~
aw, cheers clart :)you'd have to play pretty quietly, the security there seem to be able to hear a bloody pin drop!
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:21,
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security under the stairs or in the attic..Hopefully not too monstrous
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:40,
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not so much monstrousmore slightly confused as to their purpose and armed with a large dollop of minimum-wage attitude
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:19,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Tea"){kind=small}
Bastardoptimisation
Everything is fine apart from the packet of tea.
Have it anyway
Chumps 👀,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:31,
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hahaPersonally i would hate to see earl grey cos it taste washing up liquidy
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:54,
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saturdays are the new tuesdays
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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But you have only just got here?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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he needs biscuits Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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ive been hanging aboutin the sidelines for a bit tho... only just figured how to work gimp so I thought i'd join and slag off saturdays with my new photoshopping skills :-/
and works very, very slow...
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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and works very, very slow...
gimping skills, surely.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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whoops...but I don't know if I want to admit to having gimping skills...
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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back in your box, you!and zip your mouth back up this instant!
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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If you have been around a whilei'm surprised that you are not familiar with the term 'threadwaste'
mind you looking at the general content recently, perhaps not.
(mind you looking at the general content recently, perhaps not.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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is recession overhey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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Recession was over 6 months ago when GDP growth was +0.2% instead of -0.2%But we are heading for another recession by December....unless people go out today and spend all their savings
IT sector is fucked
next!
(IT sector is fucked
next!
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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ol' Boner, shurely? shurely?Also made these for the kids last Christmas:
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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ace! I bet they're the only kids in the world nowadays with propper toysalso, I have burt tattoo'd on me leg :-/
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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They've also got Mr Spoon and Tina Teaspoon.No-one ever explained why she had a different surname to her father.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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Was it your dadthat made it? Somesone Dad on here made it I is shure.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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Yeah..i saw that over in linksIt was on Fathers day just gone..
he sent the episode 'yum yum' as a tribute to his dad who created it.
I cant remember teh users name though.
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:23,
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he sent the episode 'yum yum' as a tribute to his dad who created it.
I cant remember teh users name though.
He looks a bit like me...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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Good ol Boney :)
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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I'm counting down the hours! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:02,
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It's the 24-hour-long looped versionit won't hit the 2nd tower until tomorrow
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:02,
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It seems that none of my customers were at all amused when I wished them a happy 9-11 yesterday
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:04,
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Well, no wonder. You got the date wrong. no wonder. You got the date wrong.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:10,
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Have you reserved another seat on the bus? RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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Nowhere in the bible does it say "Thou Shalt Not Photoshop" Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:14,
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Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven* image* admittedly, it probably doesn't mean potatoshop.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:17,
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Ok... I give in.....Here have my 9/11 display team...
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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im going straight to hellcoz i just laughed my knackers off to that
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:22,
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that bus to hell is getting very full*giggles without the slightest trace of guilt*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:07,
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i'm laughing at a picture of a biscuit-based cat, ffs Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:22,
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Calm down.At the end of this strange decade of fear and hypocrisy, we can tally up the scores.
American civilian deaths on 9/11: 2,977
Afghan civilians killed in the resulting "War on Terror": 8,813
Iraqi civilians killed for some reason I never will understand: 864,531*
(*copied and pasted from sources I never bothered to check. Feel free to correct me)
(American civilian deaths on 9/11: 2,977
Afghan civilians killed in the resulting "War on Terror": 8,813
Iraqi civilians killed for some reason I never will understand: 864,531*
(*copied and pasted from sources I never bothered to check. Feel free to correct me)
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:25,
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those people in the towers had nothing to do with either Iraq or Afghanistan. So what you seem to imply is that's ok because they were American?
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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At no point did I say it was OKThat was more an unrelated footnote. Sorry if you thought it was a justification.
If you want me to justify the image. I have only this to say: This is b3ta.
(If you want me to justify the image. I have only this to say: This is b3ta.
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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I've said nothing about the imageI just question your motives for presenting the "tally"
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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Motives?Clearly just to get involved in a messageboard argument
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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it's a simple questionyou presented a tally list. My question is simply why.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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It was a thought I had.Do you get offended by holocaust jokes?
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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check back with us after you suffer some tragedyso we can all get a good laugh
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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Thought that was an Anne Frank pun!There's stuff that pops up on here from time to time that offends me greatly due to my own life story. But I let it pass. I ignore it. I don't comment. Because either everything goes or nothing goes.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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I let a lot of things that I find offensive pass for the same reasonbut that's no reason for me to try to grab 13 seconds of attention at the expensive of thousands who suffered horrific deaths. And think about it--there's not even any humor in it. "Hey look at me--I made some dying person look silly! That makes me special."
Now that I've said my piece (which too is a b3ta prerogative,) and I'll get off the soapbox.
(Now that I've said my piece (which too is a b3ta prerogative,) and I'll get off the soapbox.
LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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WellApologies for offending you and those who lost their lives at the expense of the sensless actions of some overgrown ex pro wrestler.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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It took me five whole minutes to figure out what you were alluding to there
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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Excellent
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:22,
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chill out mani've seen you post some odd things, ls18, i'm sure examples could be found if i searched but i'd rather not. i find it odd that you have chosen to take offence at posted images all of a sudden. it doesn't tally with your past behaviour. tis b3ta, after all.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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you'd benefit from more listening and less adviceSo much attention is given to "not offending" on b3ta when it comes to race or sexual orientation. I feel fine about adding mass deaths to the list of concerns.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:42,
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i heard that*was a reply to the original bold comment before the edited text was added*
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:44,
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But an Anne Wank picture is ok apparantly...b3ta.com/board/9083204
Sorry dude, i love your work here on b3ta, but in this case your argument is not consistent with your own actions.
(Sorry dude, i love your work here on b3ta, but in this case your argument is not consistent with your own actions.
Mex3 =mememe,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:50,
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at the time I did the Anne Frank thing, I had no clue who she wasand nothing about her, other than that her name rhymed with wank.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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and the posters you condemn know what about what now?to your knowledge, that is... ?
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:13,
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??I've condemned no one. I've said the 9/11 tragedy isn't funny. If it is, you'll have to explain how it is, because I just don't see it.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:19,
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BS detector going way into the red here.Read the small print above the book title in that picture.
Why not simply admit that this pic was just as tasteless as the stuff you so vehemently condemn here today?
(Why not simply admit that this pic was just as tasteless as the stuff you so vehemently condemn here today?
Mex3 =mememe,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:18,
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You're pretty comfortable with unfunny islamophobic shitand blatant racism though, right? That's the conclusion I've drawn from your posts here at least.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:02,
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I have no respect for radical islam, if that is what you are referring to,and it seems silly to equate the 9/11 ordinary working people with that crowd of slayers. Further, you must have your own definition of racism, which does not apply here.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:11,
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point - missednote the use of the word 'civilian'
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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what do you think the point was in even presenting the tally of deaths?
(
LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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.jpg)
wowlike... ...wow - man!
thanks for that!
(thanks for that!
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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this one is better :P(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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And the Afgan and Iraqi civilians had nothing to do with the attack on the twin towers
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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True indeed.Tomorrow we're all supposed to be commemorating the horrendous crime that 9/11 was. Hardly any attention will be paid to our own terrible crimes committed as a result of that day.
That may have been the point of butters' tally.
(That may have been the point of butters' tally.
Mex3 =mememe,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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war is hell, no doubtand I think its great to depict as fools those who perpetrate crimes in it. But I see no humor whatsoever in making light of non-participating victims. That's just how I see it.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:59,
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The horror, The horror The horror
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:46,
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hahaha outstandingget you a crate of beer for that one
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 17:57,
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In that caseit logicaly follows from your own standards of humor/decency
that your Anne Wank picture was not funny and you were wrong
posting such a thing.
And please don't come up again with: i didn't know who she was.
I'm through with this thread now.
Edit: the "i love your work here" still stands...
(that your Anne Wank picture was not funny and you were wrong
posting such a thing.
And please don't come up again with: i didn't know who she was.
I'm through with this thread now.
Edit: the "i love your work here" still stands...
Mex3 =mememe,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:00,
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Had I known anything about her, I would not have photoshopped the image.If you must insist that I did know, then you are pissing into the wind.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:13,
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Of course you knew...the image challenge you posted the picture for was called:
The Funny Side of War
b3ta.com/board/9083204
(The Funny Side of War
b3ta.com/board/9083204
Mex3 =mememe,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:18,
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I said I have no problem spoofing perps of warI did NOT know she was a victim, so you might as well give it up.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:31,
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Clutching at straws now, are we?Who did you think she was then?
A member of the Hitler Jugend?
(Or don't you know who he was either...)
(A member of the Hitler Jugend?
(Or don't you know who he was either...)
Mex3 =mememe,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:36,
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No, you fuckwadI knew she was a Jew and had some vague but incorrect notion that she was working underground against the Nazis--not that she was was a prisoner who died in a death camp.
You are beginning to irritate me with your telling me what I knew and what I didn't. You are no fucking mind reader, so let's just drop this, OK?
(You are beginning to irritate me with your telling me what I knew and what I didn't. You are no fucking mind reader, so let's just drop this, OK?
LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 19:53,
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But now you do knowWould you agree that your picture goes against your principles? And that therefore you should remove it in order not to be (as you now know for sure, if not earlier) a complete hypocrite?
(
numberbruncher - correct by nature,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:03,
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It's doneSo now let's all get back to joking about people falling to their deaths as if none of this thread happened--right? After all, even had I been the hypocrite people seem to be claiming, that does not justify these stupid 9/11 images.
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:12,
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hahahalike a cat outta hull
(someone should do this in video)
((someone should do this in video)
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:03,
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^ThisIf anyone has the time and can get it done for tomorrow
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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Generally cocking about.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:58,
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those are some seriously hairy armpits she's got Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:03,
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those are dangly kittens
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:04,
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i bet her back is covered with claw-marks Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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Perhaps her name is Claude. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:25,
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there are 8 tailsso she must be octopussy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:29,
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Tentacles, I think you'll find,SHE COMES, etc.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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if i had tentacles like that, i probably would, too Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:08,
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you should have been here about 18 months ago ;D
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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bollocksI thought it'd probably have bindun, but I watched it with the mrs last night and as much as she was enjoying it I couldn't stop thinking about how much I wanted to change it to Shitter island :-/
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:42,
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what did you think of the film?I wanted to punch it afterwards. It was no Fischgabel and the Fucking Shitty Magnets III.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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haha!I'm now shit scared of mental hospitals and I don't want to go anywhere near them incase they convince me that i'm a fruit loop. the twist at the end blew my mind I had to watch an episode of mock the week afterwards just to get to sleep!
(,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:54,
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i enjoyed it more than i thought i would taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:01,
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nicely dundid sirand welcome
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:49,
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the look on his faceit's as if he's saying "which of you cunts hit me in the face with a tiny flaming toilet?"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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mmm, brown sulphur Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:57,
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Not too brown, I hope?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:00,
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close, but not quite Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:04,
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He needs to follow through on his coshitments.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:56,
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Perhaps it's not been pointed out to him.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:17,
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Slight amendment - hope you don't mind
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:17,
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Hahaha should have spotted that oppotunity
clicks
(clicks
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:54,
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hahah--never miss a CDC opportunity(or a workable text scramble :)
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:55,
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It's become a sort of sixth sense to me. :) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:56,
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i do it for free, cuntflaps Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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yes, but i'm pretty dedicated to it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:38,
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hahaha!me too!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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define reasonably priced Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:56,
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*checks balance in savings account*anything less than a carton of cigarettes
( LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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i do have standards, you know Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:05,
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YOU KNOW, SOME OF US ARE SITTING AT HOME WEARING NOTHING BUT A GREEN WIFEBEATER, AND SPONGEBOB BOXERSHORTS SOME OF US ARE SITTING AT HOME WEARING NOTHING BUT A GREEN WIFEBEATER AND SPONGEBOB BOXERSHORTSDIGITAL CAM NO PLANS FOR TODAY SINCE THE BOSS' DRUNKARD HUBBIE DECIDED HE WANTED TO TRY HIS HAND AT BEING A KARMA-WHORE. SO HE CALLS ME AT 0845-CDT TO INFORM ME THAT HE WILL FILL IN AT THE SHOP.
SO NOW YOU ARE ALL FORCED TO LOOK AT THIS... (SORRY NO SNAPS OF THE SHORTS LOL.)
OOPS caps! :P :P :P
(SO NOW YOU ARE ALL FORCED TO LOOK AT THIS... (SORRY NO SNAPS OF THE SHORTS LOL.)
OOPS caps! :P :P :P
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:02,
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Then, go to the boss's house and fill in for the drunkard hubbie RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:12,
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Mahatma Ghandtea
AICMFP
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:54,
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give teas a chance Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:56,
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Get him out of that damn nappy and into a uniform!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:09,
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is he a member of Arnie Rimmer's death machine? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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hahahaworse than Baldrick's
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:24,
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I'll never understand how you could squeeze so much milk out of such a small cat.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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i think i'll have a black coffee instead, thanks Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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Hahahahaha! Trust you to go that extra mile :)*clicks*
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:36,
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you wank in a straitjacket, too? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:47,
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HarfCricket
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:46,
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Ha ha. 'noon all.
I'll pop this here as it didn't work properly and I'm too imprortant and busy to fix it.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:51,
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I'll have mine black... Like my men./Airplane/blog
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:54,
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"I like my tea how i like my women."
"Hot?"
"No, big black and with a penguin."
/milton jones
("Hot?"
"No, big black and with a penguin."
/milton jones
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:27,
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Wobbly never has a second cup of coffee at home... RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:00,
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C'est un caddy !
"..maybe if we build a large wooden milk jug....."
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 12:55,
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Taspooky - just been watching some pf your cyriak stuff - that seiously good!!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:06,
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your mother was a hobnob and your father smelled of lapsang! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:12,
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I fart in your general darjeeling
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:15,
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silly english breakfast Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:18,
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now go away or I shall strain you a second time
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:19,
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can't think of any moretoo hungover
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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I don't remember them saying that
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:22,
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it was in the outtakes, i think Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:25,
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Topjob sah =)
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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I knew the triangle teabag was suspicious
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 12:33,
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well, SOMETHING fishy going on here:1) partially clothed
2) sweating profusely
3) sheepish expression with shit-eating grin
I've been there ;p
(2) sweating profusely
3) sheepish expression with shit-eating grin
I've been there ;p
LS18,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 12:23,
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