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[challenge entry] applies to...
Above the law
Hard to kill
Marked for Death
Out for Justice
Under Siege I and II
Fire down below I and II
The Glimmer man
...and so on

(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ooo Fire Down Below
cranberry juice helps apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# you could have it cover all movies
simply by showing him getting fatter
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# ^this
Also, see my death wish pic down there
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# you right...
did anybody notice that he is slowly transforming into Bud Spencer ???
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Under Siege 2 is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I quite liked the first one as well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# 1st one's good two
But I love the utterly over the top ridiculousness of the 2nd one.

A really entertaining bad movie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# the bad guy in that is SO corny
but i prefered the first one, what with Erika Eleniak and all...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Eric Bogosian
"Hello, I'll be your captor for this evening"

GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# i thought his right hand man with the white hair was the spitting image of Tekken's Bryan Fury:
perlbal.hi-pi.com/blog-images/19750/gd/1179223629/bryan-fury.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not the first son of a bitch to wake up out of their dream.
out of bubblegum

edit: de-RIS added to alt text
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I'm being a bit thick and not quite getting this
He needs the B3ta model specs

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# there is a payoff
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Oh I like this, I really do!
*Clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Care to share?
take into account that I know the film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I watched this for the first time just the other day...
"I've come here to chew chewing gum and kick ass - and I'm all outta chewing gum."
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Fuck...
....I just got it

*slams head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# begbie goes bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# The cook, the thief, his wife and her magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# The Full Monty?
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] My first CDC


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha
not seen it, nor am I likely to

as this is exactly what I imagine it's like
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# it's not worth it
'hip-indie-film-by-numbers'

Wasserface is great though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Yep.
Pretty much my recollection of the movie. Have a click.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] "Those aren't Pillows!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# that top image is amazing!
Sauce, please?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
www.nextnature.net/2011/02/vroem/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# ^ this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Lully Q!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Deeeeeer, der...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I had a dream about you last night
you were working in a office printing out forms and they had "printed by emvee" written at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# that sounds about right
except I go by my real name in the office
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# actually that's not entirely true
as out IT dept are a bunch of cretinous fuckwits and set up my computer under the name Rob James so it would say "printed by robjam01"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Just me and you here, eh?
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# *Checks in*
What've I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# *flies by*
Hello

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# *Waves back*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Nicely Ninj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Credit to The Simpsons for the bottom joke / image
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# haha, legend
What a tash!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# His face is gradually melting.
I should do a Gaddafi version.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I was announced clinically dead after being made to watch this.
(Heurrgh The 'I don't do sigs' guy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I see you watched the "white space" edition
That's probably why you didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Goddammit
I forgot about Dre
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# reminds me of being made to read the constant gardener
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] THE most worn out bit of videotape in history
fluffy faff!

A reason to ask my parents for a four head video with proper freeze frame that christmas...

EDIT: DAMN,DAMN,DAMN somebody was quicker off the mark than me on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# yours has more fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Good morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Needs more Russian Samurai

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Darn I was gonna do this with Showgirls!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Do it
I wouldn't get tired of seeing Elizabeth Berkley in the altogether
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# may have to wait until I'm at home
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Yeah googling Sharon Stone at work was a bit fraught
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# *boke*
axe wound.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# there's a follow up pic if you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# PAAAATTTT!!!!
Can't belieive she's leaving

Not that I've bothered watching since last crimbo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I usually see it at Christmas
It's amazing how little changes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# New baby drama - check
Major character leaving (for Panto season) - check
"Surprise" return (cameo) by former soap star (now with career in doldrums)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Loved the film.
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# After all the hype, I was a bit disappointed
While Sam Rockwell's performance was very good, there was no surprise to the surprise reveal
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Reservoir Dogs distilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
#
1. Let's steal some diamonds
2. We'll put together a team
...
...
5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10545322
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Kick Ass
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# and i thought i didn't get the brief
welcome, pull up a chair, shop a kitten
or kick one, if you'd prefer
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# haha
I love that the cat gets it's own police doorman, and still doesn't give a fuck!

also - hello new user, chair a kitten, pull a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
#
Police brutality.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# A poem for you
Cops and kittens may be the biz
But I confess this makes me RIS
Still, here's welcome Nozenritten
Pull up that chair and shop that kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# That's a cat, not a donkey
welcome, shop chair kitten etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)
# What film is this supposed to be?
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Cats & Magnets 4: Cats in London
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong
wrong, I know it's wrong

I'm going to hell...
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Haha - you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# first he gets shut out of the house
then gets a policeman's boot up the arse

/harsh life of a cat
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't normally get three frames in
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# This comp is a RIS fest
I just quickly scroll past most entries til i get to a freebase
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# you're welcome ;)
btw, i like this one
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# That's it
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# I have a theory
There are in fact TWO Richard Curtis'

There's a good one: Blackadder, The Tall Guy, 4 Weddings
There's an evil one: Vicar of Dibley, Love Actually, that climate change thing

Sadly the bad one now seems to have completely taken over
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Notting Hill as the tipping point?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry


EDIT: Do you think I should post this one, or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Dammit!
*Deletes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahahah! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# eh?
edited - coz i is klearly an spaz monkey

also, is this one lost in direction, producion, oh and scripting?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
Nicely Wobbly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Check out...
this one, I did it for you Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Clever clogs! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Nice sig!
Nic pic, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Good one!
I do like this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# yes!
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaha
It actually works for Lost in "Translation" also?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Fucker!
:-D
(minimalist ..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# oh you bastard
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/10545012
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] **Spoiler Alert**
Before anyone else does it :


Click for bigger (130 kb)
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# ^ He's a ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# :D
best compo response yet!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# .
That's the "Audience Comprehension Aid" scene from the American release, right?
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# SPOILER!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] For gentlemen of a certain age
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# HA!
It's all done in the best pooooossible taste!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ah, i was going to do this one
though with the sweaty guy in the middle frame
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# arf
damn pause button
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Why do I
keep scrolling up and down trying to catch the change?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] To be honest, I don't really know where I was going with this:


Click for bigger (89 kb)

nings ya'll!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ning Stevie!

*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# cheers N'! and Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Nings matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Is that the version with narration by Noel Coward
: D
nings
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# haha, yes, it is :D
nings Clapt'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Hello ma baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# "oh god.... not again!" :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# mmmmm
Jennifer Connelly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# A2A
yay.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# The only reason...
...I got this film was for this scene. I was left a little disappointed, slightly aroused.
(Megamoss, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Monkey Reality


**lurk mode re-enabled**
(thundercat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# hang on!
before you go, an explanation if you please?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# :)

Auw, my assumption was that when a monkey 'adopts' a kitten it'll blatantly rip its legs off later on that day.
(thundercat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# but, of course!
i don't know why i didn't think of that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
#
I thought it might be a reference to the monkey/frog video
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# HURRAH!.......a kitten
not many get 'shopped thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# And so the reign of the Moneky-Cat hybrid begins....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Meetings. All Day. Ugh. Kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Oof! *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)

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