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It's what I'd do.
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Ian Woosnam ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:48,
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I like this!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:07,
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This is very well done and deserves more love :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:19,
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divine variation on Peckham Spring
very nicely done mr woosnam
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callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:56,
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245 trioxin Send more paramedics ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:48,
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Mmmm,
toast.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:53,
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Go on Jesus, finish him!
finish him!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:17,
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I want to believe!
yays
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:18,
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Hallo Ghosty!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:19,
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'ningles
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:19,
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Youch!!!
Nicely Moleypoos!! Yay, Friday, we've all made it gang! :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:20,
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Friday! Hooray!
Only three more days till the start of a new b3ta week! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:21,
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Do it Jesus, do it!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:27,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:34,
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Please please please let this happen
For some reason this reminds me of the end of The Dead Zone...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:35,
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now the other eye
that'll be a woo!!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:10,
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Then his teeth...
One by one.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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245 trioxin Send more paramedics ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:13,
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I wonder if Jesus is like a vampire and won't show up in the ride photo.
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:15,
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you ARE looking at the ride photo, you chode
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:47,
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Arf!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:21,
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this is great!
*clicks*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:49,
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!
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08,
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Hahaha
*fears*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:09,
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*praises*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:09,
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Blimey! That works so well....
:D Hallo Ninjarella!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:20,
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Ooh ta Moleypoos!
And hai sir! :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:22,
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Ace work!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:28,
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Ta Waspie!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:28,
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Awesome!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:45,
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Cheers JP
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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'ningles all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:52,
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you are imchoked
aicmfp!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:54,
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Hahahaha!
Ning Ghostie! :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08,
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*cheery waves*
Compo pea too.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08,
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*flouncy waves back*
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:10,
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Ooh a Friday flouncy wave
The best sort of flouncy wave!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:12,
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I even lifted my left heel as I did so
;)
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:13,
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ooOOOOooo 'ark at 'er!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:13,
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:D
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:44,
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Arf! Woo!
Taking the A out of Amen. Fantastic.
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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Eeep!
He's been at the Hubba Bubba again... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:22,
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Uh oh!?
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Ninj ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:22,
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Who is this gentleman in the middle?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:50,
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I dunno . . .
but I'm NEVAR forgiving him!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:52,
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Dr Neil Fox
's husband Dr Liam Fox
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:10,
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Doctors can marry legally these days?
Disgusting.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:24,
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I'm sure I saw Guy wotsit on the tube last week
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:10,
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was he on the wrong tube?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:33,
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Without doubt
I could see exactly when that realisation dawned on him.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:44,
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Ta-Daaaaaaaaaaa
(*May contain traces of pea)
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39,
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He looks like he's in Dragons' Den...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:48,
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Peaing are we?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:58,
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compo it then!
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boris the spider ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:37,
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Yes but the made the balls change to the numbers on the card.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:09,
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i'll just pea this here
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:20,
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Friday!
Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
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dogbomb ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31,
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For boater, for worse.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33,
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Bridgend!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:53,
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..attempt to broaden his appeal?
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:04,
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I think I could pull that look off.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:32,
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he would do porn. in the ocean.
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Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =) ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:01,
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christ!
and possibly nsfw (suggest you thumbnail it or something to avoid complaints)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:02,
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nah. she could totally be wearing flesh-coloured undies. I judge it to be sound.
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Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =) ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:07,
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hahaha fuck
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:05,
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taste my nunbread jesus, you cunt
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:21,
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Is that the official nun outfit for the super rainy climates?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:25,
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Rubber, crotchless skin coloured leggings?
Have you ever seen a nun wear anything else?
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:57,
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NSFW!
Hamtoucher.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:44,
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maybe if you work at the vatican.
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Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =) ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:20,
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well, that's my bone broken!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:55,
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A little belated....I made this a few months ago...
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Pumpkin Bou pumpkin or something sorry for cronk ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:42,
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And already it's up here
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:26,
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Internet REAL Life is Beautiful.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:35,
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o_0
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:38,
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tl;dr
In other news, shut up.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:38,
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*guilty sniggers*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:29,
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:46,
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Internet is not real
zombie rabbit nuns that have sex with hamsters don't exist in the real world.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:42,
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*surprise attack*
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:47,
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How surprising.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:48,
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that's nicely drawn
but it's not a photo of a nazi rabbit person with an eyepatch, so therefore it's not real
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:49,
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Thank you :)
Kindly heart is Real XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:52,
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is the nazi's name "kindly heart"?
that's quite ironic
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:53,
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hahaha
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:55,
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It's Fake nazism.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:00,
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like pretend animal rape?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:01,
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I don't show my private.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:03,
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Then don't put it on a public gallery, Einstein.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:04,
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I got lol
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:07,
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Make more sense little train.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:09,
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little train XD
I see.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:10,
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I honestly doubt that you do see
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:27,
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is this real as well?
I am finding it very hard to believe that you have met people like this in the street.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11,
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She got lol
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11,
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O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:36,
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*applauds loudly from wings*
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:24,
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an image for every occasion!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:42,
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What the fuck is fake nazism?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:06,
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It's Anti nazism.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:08,
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Is that like using gas to bring jews back to life?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:09,
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No.
To Help jews.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12,
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Using a gas to help jews?
Is this like a gas that helps them carry their shopping home?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12,
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Yeah. *nod*
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14,
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Interesting. Maybe you should draw that and post it here.
On second thoughts, nah.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14,
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SAY NO TO HELPING JEWS
LOL!!!!!!!! RACIST!!!!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14,
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haha
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14,
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JEW GAS?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:37,
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What the shuddering FUCK is this shit.
I realise I'm just a /talker and that but what the fuck /board, what the fuck.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:52,
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I sold her to /talk but she's running wild
Can you /talkers come over and pick up your order?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:55,
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she came over a couple of weeks ago but I think we bored her.
wow, too boring for a mental troll. TAKE THAT /BOARD.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:56,
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TOO MANY WORDS /TALK MAKE
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11,
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Unless you're interested in phones, food, gaysex or MONO!'s bumhole it's not the right place.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12,
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I'm not a big eater.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13,
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then us fatties will have nothing to do with you, NOTHING.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16,
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No you misunderstand
I'm not a big eater but I'm morbidly obese, it's me glands, you see.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19,
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do you like talking about food?
97% of all /talk posts involve food. FACT
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:22,
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How many are about MONO!'s bumhole?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:23,
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78%
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24,
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it's classed as a carbohydrate.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24,
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she made a lot of drama here and on deviantart
it seems she is a fucking nutter and attention seeker of the highest order.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12,
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Not at all.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13,
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really?
you seem to love all the people pandering to you on your DA journals. if i remember correctly one or two entries went something like, "very mentally unwell (or unstable) now". you have since deleted them, you have a habit of deleting things.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16,
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The deletions happen when the other personality bubbles up
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16,
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There is a reason to delete.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19,
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because you got your meds and realized you were gone a little nutty at the time of posting it?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:22,
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When I look at past work, I get weird spirit. Restlessness.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:27,
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That's a yes then
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:29,
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that was beautiful
*sheds a tear*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31,
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I can see that. OR it's someone's comedy account.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14,
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Noticeable only natural.
I want to profess freely.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:17,
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was that a haiku?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18,
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stop using google translate and come back when you have learned english
it's not helping you at all.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19,
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well, if it is someones comedy account, they are also running the comedy account on DA (and have been for longer than on b3ta)
fucking dedication
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18,
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christ, so it really is an actual person.
Still, I bet you get a lot of bandwagoning shenanigans out of it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:20,
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at first yeah. but i think a lot of people are getting a bit tired of the cunt now and are just hoping for her to post some hentai cp so she'll get banned
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31,
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I'm not surprised, this is just a bit too mental.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43,
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if the original jj ueberflounce theory is correct
then that's easily explained. he set it all up months back, let his japanese alter-ego build up a mild reputation on deviantart and then unleashed it on b3ta
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boris the spider ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:20,
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yeah, that theory has been with me since the beginning
but i'd imagine to keep it up for so long, and put so much effort into it, one would have to be totally fucking insane. even if it's just for shits and giggles.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24,
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in all seriousness i quite agree
i suspect jj was more freaked out by this than anyone. but i like peddling the jj ueberflounce, partly because i like typing ueberflounce. though cr3's now in the crosshairs. it takes months to set this up on deviantart, you say? cr3 hasn't been on b3ta for months! AND no-one's ever seen them in the same room together! the plot thickens...
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boris the spider ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:28,
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Eh?
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31,
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He said
真剣で私には非常に同意する 私はJJがこれ以上誰もがびびるした疑い。しかし、私はueberflounceを入力したいこともあって、JJのueberflounceを行商好き。 CR3は十字線で、今だけれども。それがdeviantartでこれを設定するために数ヶ月かかる、あなたが言う? CR3は月間b3taにされていない!とだれもずっと一緒に同じ部屋でそれらを見て! プロットは厚く...
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33,
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ueberflounce is what? :(
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:34,
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Asphincter says what?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:35,
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a top range german cleaning product
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:37,
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わかりません
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39,
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that's what SHE said.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45,
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it's like a flounce, only more so
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boris the spider ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38,
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?????????
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:42,
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それはそれ以上である、フラウンスのようなものだ
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:47,
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flounce is food?
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:55,
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yes
the b3tan army is fed on flounce™ ellis18 provided us with a large amount of flounce before you came along, oh great feeder one.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:02,
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m m m m....
*thinking*
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06,
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good
now do exactly that before you come onto b3ta
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:14,
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:41,
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or rob
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33,
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not sure about that
i think he's too ginger to be this subtle
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boris the spider ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38,
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see this is why
rob hates ginger jokes, he's exacting revenge
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:40,
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you know, this might be true
as a ginger myself i find it's better to get the abuse in first - i believe black comedians in america have the same idea - but i could understand it if rob didn't share this viewpoint.
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boris the spider ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:41,
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i've been thinking about this and my money's on cr3
no reason except i've never seen them in the same room at the same time
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boris the spider ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18,
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And you keep coming back to take another beating...
And no thanks for the bad AIDS. You're very welcome.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:28,
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Heh heh
I have not anything.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39,
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GOOD AIDS, BAD AIDS, GET YOUR AIDS HEEEERRRREEE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:42,
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WE HAVE FRESH AIDS, OLD AIDS, WET AIDS, HARD AIDS,
BIG AIDS, SMALL AIDS, MAD AIDS, SLIGHTLY DEADLIER THAN NORMAL AIDS....
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:46,
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AIDS
Apple In Dishes Salad
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49,
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You're making jokes about AIDS?
What kind of fucking sicko are you?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:50,
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Apple salad? It's yummy!
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:51,
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depends if it's good aids or bad aids
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:39,
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that's totally out of order
you should be ashamed of yourself
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:52,
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It's not a problem. We could give you the bad AIDS and still have it ourselves.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:40,
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You're thinking WAY too deeply into this.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31,
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I'll tell you what though, this is the best morning thread in ages
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:36,
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^
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:37,
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Agreed. I just wish I didn't have to get ready in half an hour.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38,
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i've got to go now :(
then over an hour in seminars before i can get on with the amazing joy of a job application /b3ta is my personal blog
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boris the spider ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39,
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Aww :( I'll be out till about 4 or 5 this afternoon, trying to finish a project I hate.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:47,
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best get your wank in now then
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:48,
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Already ha- I mean uhh...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49,
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to this thread i mean
otherwise it sounded a bit gay and creepyjust sayin'/small
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:04,
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Oh umm.. shit.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:27,
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wut the fuck
the internet isn't real, you are all my dream and when I wake up I will have a wank then go for a poo
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38,
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You wank before you poo?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38,
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I recommend doing them both at the same time
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43,
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I might just try that
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:48,
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A self-blumpkin?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:58,
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There was a forum thread about that somewhere...
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:28,
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pwank vs poank
no matter who wins, it's messy
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:40,
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against against
always your comment
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:44,
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you understand?
Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now!
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49,
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If internet life is not real,
Web money is FAKE XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:53,
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captain he is again all time touching my ass
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06,
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Gay?
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:08,
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what is gay?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:14,
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I heard that way somehow.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:19,
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very good
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:24,
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XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:25,
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It's all just a ride. A REALLY long ride.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:01,
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Wibble.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:50,
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:23,
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THISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:22,
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hahahaha
I might have to pop out and get a bottle of Blue Nun after this.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:42,
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Hello:D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:51,
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\o/
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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troll?
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:53,
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Draw Freebase
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:54,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:06,
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:)
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:39,
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Bigger than Jesus.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:10,
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Steve! Steve! Steve!
and woo for Tank Girl and Goatseing the Saint
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:16,
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Have I pleased you then?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:20,
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Not as much as my holiday will!
I shall be missing you for two weeks, do try to keep it up without my stimulus.
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:24,
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that's not tank girl
it's faecal matter smeared on piss
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:44,
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I could have sworn it was the other way round
but you may be right
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:56,
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saw steve on newsnight the other night
refreshing.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13,
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Saint Cliff!
Woo!
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Joliet ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:21,
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Dan!
Was actually listening to the Partridge megamixes last night. Bangkok! Ladyboys!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:26,
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can you please remove the Lori Petty picture
it shows enormous ignorance and disrespect for classic British literature *spits on the screen*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:28,
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Ha ha ha...
Ning Toasty!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:39,
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honestly, I'm going to have to hide your post in a minute
can't you replace it with something else she did that wasn't a disaster to her career and the books?cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lori-petty.jpg
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:43,
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PARP!!!!!!!!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:01,
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Quality Udo WB. Thanks. One more for tomorrow? Tanya Roberts in the Beastmaster...
.... you decide the scene :oD
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45,
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What Would Jesus Do?
He'd get cracking, that's what.
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Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe, ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 6:42,
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I was viewing this on my iPhone and thinking
"Is that another Space Shuttle gone up in smoke?" *squints*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 6:50,
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You smug, nearsighted, iPhone user, you!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:11,
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I have an iPhone yeah but I'm not at all poncey or smug
about it it was offered as part of a contract and I thought why not it's not costing me £200 to buy brand new or owt!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:14,
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Jesus is as mad as hell and he ain't gonna take it anymore!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:39,
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Visit Croydon?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:02,
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He would definitely have been a rock star if he came back.
embiggens
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Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 5:52,
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oh
very nice indeed
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 6:21,
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Motorhead!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:14,
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smug christ
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baconninja ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:02,
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goes on second Kevin Smith binge of the year...
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Coubs Salty toothpaste ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:52,
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nicely!
though did the romans/jews burn around in red rovers?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 5:43,
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G'night all.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:02,
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Ooooooh yeah
g'night
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:03,
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T 4 2 AND TU 4 TEE
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:29,
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Hahahahahaha
hahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:35,
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i imagine it as they're doing one of them kind of road trip shows together
like james may and oz clarke, but in this one, flan is trying to turn jeremy onto flanbases.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:40,
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:D :D :D good times
He almost choked.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:48,
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hahaha
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:50,
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ARF!
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Shlvng ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:40,
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sweet dreams
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:44,
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hahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:50,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:17,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:35,
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flandular fever
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:56,
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Flantastic!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:07,
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jesus christ its happy gilmore!!
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s-drop take it to the bridge ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:10,
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Q and S. But it's late and nobody's looking.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:35,
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makes me wanna sing
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:38,
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Ow!
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:40,
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That's fucking great.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:42,
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there's always somebody watcing
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:42,
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hey! ask me about the new Fall Lineup
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:44,
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i've been meaing to.
tell me about the new fall line up
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:49,
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MES sez: "What's thah! Neeeeeuuu! Fall line-up configuration-ah! ?"
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:51,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:55,
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oh fuck!
I thought you were out of town for a few days look, I can explain. I was only joking about the whole Fall Lineup thing
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:57,
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You're dead to me.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:36,
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Why, you little bitch!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:26,
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hahaha,
TRUFAX: I got my first-ever legit push in a wheelchair by a hospital porter today. Bloody great, it was, but it was only a coupla hundred yards. It was still the highlight of 6 hours waiting around in the hospital for a total of less than 10 mins' medical attention. It's another bloodclot/ deep vein thrombosis, only this time the consultant told me I should be on warfarin FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. If I was mongychops I'd post a pic of my comically-swollen thigh, but I still retain a certain amount of inhibition. (Mind you, I was so bored in the waiting room today I nearly biro'd a CDC on said thigh)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:04,
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I got a blood clot in my lung back in August, put me on warfarin for the rest of my life.
Happy days :(
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:07,
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Looking on the bright side, it'd make it fairly easy to commit suicide without actually seeming to.
Just stop taking the drugs, wait for the bloodclot, then vigorously pummel the clotted part 'til a piece of clot breaks off and blocks off yr heart. Job's a good 'un.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:13,
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That's what I like to see, someone putting a positive spin on things.
Also, you could up your warfarin dose and bleed to death.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:19,
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Hey guys
anyone know where I can score some walfarin?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:25,
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First, get yerself a nice blood clot. You could borrow one from an obliging female friend if you're diplomatic about it. The rest follows on from that.
Although I think consuming enormous quantities of garlic has a similar blood-thinning effect.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:30,
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or aspirin
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:36,
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:35,
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Hm, I seem to have a shit old pearoast for every eventuality this evening
I seem to have a shit old pearoast for every eventuality this evening
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:44,
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Hahaha!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:54,
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your local rat poisoner...
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:10,
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Hell yeah. Could get someone to film the ensuing wacky-yet-doomed stunt for You've Been Framed and that's £250 towards the funeral costs right there.
(actually, that throws up an interesting question: what actually happens to a body if nobody wants to / is able to cough up the cash for a cheap [£850-ish, I think] crematorium corpse disposal? Anyone know?)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:27,
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:34,
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£1600? They can whistle out their arse for that.
It's a good job I'll have rotted away to bones and dust before anyone suspects anything out of the ordinary.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:52,
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I reckon leaving your body to science is about the best option,
you save money, and some sicko medical student gets to violate your still warm corpse. Yes, it's fluffy night, here on the gayshift.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:58,
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Phwoar.
Some of them foxy medical student chix can palpate my grossly distended organs any time. Although pre-mortem'd probably be preferable, given the choice. (outta here, btw: nite, all)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:05,
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Hello mofaha! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:41,
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hahaha
i love a good toap
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:30,
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If it ain't Q 'n' S, it's Trying Too Hard. That's my motto.
(which probably explains why I'm staring down the barrel of middle-age an indebted pauper...)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:48,
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morning
not seen around these parts in a while
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:50,
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Morning to you, too.
Just a spot of dreary real-life turbulence over the past couple of weeks. Nothing dramatic, just time-consuming. But back home now, to cough and flick ash into the saucepan like usual.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:56,
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sauce pan?
that's what your chest/lap's for
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:21,
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You're right, of course.
Sorry. Where were my manners? *flicks ash onto own chest*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:35,
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there ya go
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:36,
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I do think of this as something of a classic.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:56,
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mmm...
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:47,
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