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[challenge entry] It's what I'd do.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# This is very well done and deserves more love :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# divine variation on Peckham Spring
very nicely done mr woosnam
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Mmmm,
toast.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on Jesus, finish him!
finish him!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I want to believe!
yays
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Hallo Ghosty!
:D

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# 'ningles
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Youch!!!
Nicely Moleypoos!! Yay, Friday, we've all made it gang! :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Friday! Hooray!
Only three more days till the start of a new b3ta week!
:D

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Do it Jesus, do it!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Please please please let this happen
For some reason this reminds me of the end of The Dead Zone...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# now the other eye
that'll be a woo!!!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Then his teeth...
One by one.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I wonder if Jesus is like a vampire and won't show up in the ride photo.
woo
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# you ARE looking at the ride photo, you chode
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# this is great!
*clicks*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
*fears*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# *praises*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Blimey! That works so well....
:D

Hallo Ninjarella!

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Ooh ta Moleypoos!
And hai sir! :D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Ace work!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Awesome!
:D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Cheers JP
:D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# you are imchoked
aicmfp!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ning Ghostie! :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] *cheery waves*
Compo pea too.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# *flouncy waves back*
:D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Ooh a Friday flouncy wave
The best sort of flouncy wave!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I even lifted my left heel as I did so
;)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# ooOOOOooo 'ark at 'er!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Arf! Woo!
Taking the A out of Amen. Fantastic.
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Eeep!
He's been at the Hubba Bubba again...
:D

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Uh oh!?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Who is this gentleman in the middle?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)
# I dunno . . .
but I'm NEVAR forgiving him!


(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Dr Neil Fox
's husband Dr Liam Fox
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Doctors can marry legally these days?
Disgusting.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I'm sure I saw Guy wotsit on the tube last week
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# was he on the wrong tube?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Without doubt
I could see exactly when that realisation dawned on him.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ta-Daaaaaaaaaaa




(*May contain traces of pea)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# He looks like he's in Dragons' Den...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Peaing are we?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# compo it then!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Yes but the made the balls change to the numbers on the card.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just pea this here
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Friday!
Friday!



Gotta get down on Friday!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# For boater, for worse.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Hull!


(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Bridgend!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ..attempt to broaden his appeal?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I think I could pull that look off.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] he would do porn. in the ocean.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# christ!
and possibly nsfw (suggest you thumbnail it or something to avoid complaints)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)
#
nah. she could totally be wearing flesh-coloured undies. I judge it to be sound.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# hahaha fuck
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# taste my nunbread jesus, you cunt
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Is that the official nun outfit for the super rainy climates?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Rubber, crotchless skin coloured leggings?
Have you ever seen a nun wear anything else?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:57, archived)
# NSFW!
Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)
#
maybe if you work at the vatican.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# well, that's my bone broken!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# A little belated....I made this a few months ago...
Tablet
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:42, archived)
# And already it's up here
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Internet REAL Life is Beautiful.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
# o_0
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:38, archived)
# tl;dr
In other news, shut up.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:38, archived)
# *guilty sniggers*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Internet is not real
zombie rabbit nuns that have sex with hamsters don't exist in the real world.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:42, archived)
# *surprise attack*

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# How surprising.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:48, archived)
# that's nicely drawn
but it's not a photo of a nazi rabbit person with an eyepatch, so therefore it's not real
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Thank you :)
Kindly heart is Real XD
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# is the nazi's name "kindly heart"?
that's quite ironic
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# It's Fake nazism.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)
# like pretend animal rape?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I don't show my private.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Then don't put it on a public gallery, Einstein.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I got lol

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Make more sense little train.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# little train XD
I see.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
# I honestly doubt that you do see
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# is this real as well?
I am finding it very hard to believe that you have met people like this in the street.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# She got lol
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# O_o

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# *applauds loudly from wings*
:)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# an image for every occasion!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# What the fuck is fake nazism?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)
# It's Anti nazism.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Is that like using gas to bring jews back to life?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# No.
To Help jews.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Using a gas to help jews?
Is this like a gas that helps them carry their shopping home?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Yeah. *nod*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Interesting. Maybe you should draw that and post it here.
On second thoughts, nah.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# SAY NO TO HELPING JEWS
LOL!!!!!!!!

RACIST!!!!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# JEW GAS?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# What the shuddering FUCK is this shit.
I realise I'm just a /talker and that but what the fuck /board, what the fuck.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# I sold her to /talk but she's running wild
Can you /talkers come over and pick up your order?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# she came over a couple of weeks ago but I think we bored her.
wow, too boring for a mental troll. TAKE THAT /BOARD.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:56, archived)
# TOO MANY WORDS /TALK MAKE
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Unless you're interested in phones, food, gaysex or MONO!'s bumhole it's not the right place.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# I'm not a big eater.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# then us fatties will have nothing to do with you, NOTHING.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# No you misunderstand
I'm not a big eater but I'm morbidly obese, it's me glands, you see.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# do you like talking about food?
97% of all /talk posts involve food.

FACT
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# How many are about MONO!'s bumhole?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# 78%
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# it's classed as a carbohydrate.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# she made a lot of drama here and on deviantart
it seems she is a fucking nutter and attention seeker of the highest order.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Not at all.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# really?
you seem to love all the people pandering to you on your DA journals.

if i remember correctly one or two entries went something like, "very mentally unwell (or unstable) now". you have since deleted them, you have a habit of deleting things.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# The deletions happen when the other personality bubbles up
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# There is a reason to delete.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# because you got your meds and realized you were gone a little nutty at the time of posting it?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# When I look at past work, I get weird spirit. Restlessness.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# That's a yes then
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
# that was beautiful
*sheds a tear*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I can see that. OR it's someone's comedy account.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Noticeable only natural.
I want to profess freely.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# was that a haiku?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# stop using google translate and come back when you have learned english
it's not helping you at all.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# well, if it is someones comedy account, they are also running the comedy account on DA (and have been for longer than on b3ta)
fucking dedication
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# christ, so it really is an actual person.
Still, I bet you get a lot of bandwagoning shenanigans out of it.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# at first yeah. but i think a lot of people are getting a bit tired of the cunt now and are just hoping for her to post some hentai cp so she'll get banned
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I'm not surprised, this is just a bit too mental.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# if the original jj ueberflounce theory is correct
then that's easily explained. he set it all up months back, let his japanese alter-ego build up a mild reputation on deviantart and then unleashed it on b3ta
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# yeah, that theory has been with me since the beginning
but i'd imagine to keep it up for so long, and put so much effort into it, one would have to be totally fucking insane. even if it's just for shits and giggles.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# in all seriousness i quite agree
i suspect jj was more freaked out by this than anyone. but i like peddling the jj ueberflounce, partly because i like typing ueberflounce.

though cr3's now in the crosshairs. it takes months to set this up on deviantart, you say? cr3 hasn't been on b3ta for months! AND no-one's ever seen them in the same room together!

the plot thickens...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Eh?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# He said
真剣で私には非常に同意する
私はJJがこれ以上誰もがびびるした疑い。しかし、私はueberflounceを入力したいこともあって、JJのueberflounceを行商好き。

CR3は十字線で、今だけれども。それがdeviantartでこれを設定するために数ヶ月かかる、あなたが言う? CR3は月間b3taにされていない!とだれもずっと一緒に同じ部屋でそれらを見て!

プロットは厚く...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# ueberflounce is what? :(
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Asphincter says what?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# a top range german cleaning product
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
#
わかりません
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# that's what SHE said.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)
# it's like a flounce, only more so
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# ?????????
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
#
それはそれ以上である、フラウンスのようなものだ
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# flounce is food?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:55, archived)
# yes
the b3tan army is fed on flounce™

ellis18 provided us with a large amount of flounce before you came along, oh great feeder one.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# m m m m....
*thinking*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
# good
now do exactly that before you come onto b3ta
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# or rob
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# not sure about that
i think he's too ginger to be this subtle
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# see this is why
rob hates ginger jokes, he's exacting revenge
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# you know, this might be true
as a ginger myself i find it's better to get the abuse in first - i believe black comedians in america have the same idea - but i could understand it if rob didn't share this viewpoint.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# i've been thinking about this and my money's on cr3
no reason except i've never seen them in the same room at the same time
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# And you keep coming back to take another beating...

And no thanks for the bad AIDS. You're very welcome.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Heh heh
I have not anything.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# GOOD AIDS, BAD AIDS, GET YOUR AIDS HEEEERRRREEE
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# WE HAVE FRESH AIDS, OLD AIDS, WET AIDS, HARD AIDS,
BIG AIDS, SMALL AIDS, MAD AIDS, SLIGHTLY DEADLIER THAN NORMAL AIDS....
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# AIDS
Apple
In
Dishes
Salad
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# You're making jokes about AIDS?
What kind of fucking sicko are you?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)
#
Apple salad? It's yummy!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# depends if it's good aids or bad aids
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# that's totally out of order
you should be ashamed of yourself
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:52, archived)
# It's not a problem. We could give you the bad AIDS and still have it ourselves.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# You're thinking WAY too deeply into this.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I'll tell you what though, this is the best morning thread in ages
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Agreed. I just wish I didn't have to get ready in half an hour.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# i've got to go now :(
then over an hour in seminars before i can get on with the amazing joy of a job application

/b3ta is my personal blog
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Aww :( I'll be out till about 4 or 5 this afternoon, trying to finish a project I hate.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# best get your wank in now then
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Already ha- I mean uhh...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# to this thread i mean
otherwise it sounded a bit gay and creepy

just sayin'/small
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Oh umm.. shit.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# wut the fuck
the internet isn't real, you are all my dream and when I wake up I will have a wank then go for a poo
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# You wank before you poo?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# I recommend doing them both at the same time
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# I might just try that
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# A self-blumpkin?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# There was a forum thread about that somewhere...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# pwank vs poank
no matter who wins, it's messy

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# against against
always your comment
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# you understand?
Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# If internet life is not real,
Web money is FAKE XD
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# captain he is again all time touching my ass
captain he is again all time touching my ass
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captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass
captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass captain he is again all time touching my ass
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Gay?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)
# what is gay?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I heard that way somehow.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# very good
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# It's all just a ride. A REALLY long ride.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
Wibble.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
# THISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha


I might have to pop out and get a bottle of Blue Nun after this.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hello:D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
troll?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Draw Freebase
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Bigger than Jesus.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I had so much fun knocking these out this morning.
Yesterday, 'Kitty Fantastico' requested Roger Moore, Lori Petty and Udo Kier (seconded by 'Eduard Khil's Haircut') for tomorrow, please. :)

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:14, archived)
#
and I couldn't miss out...

Dame Cliff Richard overdoing the stripes thing, Mia Wasikowska playing with her Rabbit and Steve Coogan being a cock!

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:14, archived)
# Steve! Steve! Steve!
and woo for Tank Girl and Goatseing the Saint
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:16, archived)
# Have I pleased you then?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Not as much as my holiday will!
I shall be missing you for two weeks, do try to keep it up without my stimulus.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:24, archived)
# that's not tank girl
it's faecal matter smeared on piss
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:44, archived)
# I could have sworn it was the other way round
but you may be right
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# saw steve on newsnight the other night
refreshing.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Saint Cliff!
Woo!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Dan!
Was actually listening to the Partridge megamixes last night. Bangkok! Ladyboys!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# can you please remove the Lori Petty picture
it shows enormous ignorance and disrespect for classic British literature
*spits on the screen*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Ning Toasty!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:39, archived)
# honestly, I'm going to have to hide your post in a minute
can't you replace it with something else she did that wasn't a disaster to her career and the books?
cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lori-petty.jpg
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# PARP!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Quality Udo WB. Thanks. One more for tomorrow? Tanya Roberts in the Beastmaster...
.... you decide the scene :oD
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] What Would Jesus Do?


He'd get cracking, that's what.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 6:42, archived)
# I was viewing this on my iPhone and thinking
"Is that another Space Shuttle gone up in smoke?" *squints*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 6:50, archived)
# You smug, nearsighted, iPhone user, you!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:11, archived)
# I have an iPhone yeah but I'm not at all poncey or smug
about it it was offered as part of a contract and I thought why not it's not costing me £200 to buy brand new or owt!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Jesus is as mad as hell and he ain't gonna take it anymore!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:39, archived)
# Visit Croydon?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] He would definitely have been a rock star if he came back.

embiggens
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 5:52, archived)
# oh
very nice indeed
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 6:21, archived)
# Motorhead!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:14, archived)
[challenge entry] smug christ
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
goes on second Kevin Smith binge of the year...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:52, archived)
# nicely!
though did the romans/jews burn around in red rovers?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 5:43, archived)
# G'night all.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Ooooooh yeah
g'night
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:03, archived)
# T 4 2 AND TU 4 TEE
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:35, archived)
# i imagine it as they're doing one of them kind of road trip shows together
like james may and oz clarke, but in this one, flan is trying to turn jeremy onto flanbases.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:40, archived)
# :D :D :D good times
He almost choked.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# sweet dreams
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:35, archived)
# flandular fever
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Flantastic!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] jesus christ its happy gilmore!!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Q and S. But it's late and nobody's looking.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# makes me wanna sing
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Ow!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# That's fucking great.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:42, archived)
# there's always somebody watcing
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# hey! ask me about the new Fall Lineup
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)
# i've been meaing to.
tell me about the new fall line up
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# MES sez: "What's thah! Neeeeeuuu! Fall line-up configuration-ah! ?"
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# oh fuck!
I thought you were out of town for a few days

look, I can explain. I was only joking about the whole Fall Lineup thing
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)
# You're dead to me.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Why, you little bitch!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 4:26, archived)
# hahaha,
TRUFAX:

I got my first-ever legit push in a wheelchair by a hospital porter today. Bloody great, it was, but it was only a coupla hundred yards.
It was still the highlight of 6 hours waiting around in the hospital for a total of less than 10 mins' medical attention.
It's another bloodclot/ deep vein thrombosis, only this time the consultant told me I should be on warfarin FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

If I was mongychops I'd post a pic of my comically-swollen thigh, but I still retain a certain amount of inhibition.
(Mind you, I was so bored in the waiting room today I nearly biro'd a CDC on said thigh)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)
# I got a blood clot in my lung back in August, put me on warfarin for the rest of my life.
Happy days :(
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Looking on the bright side, it'd make it fairly easy to commit suicide without actually seeming to.
Just stop taking the drugs, wait for the bloodclot, then vigorously pummel the clotted part 'til a piece of clot breaks off and blocks off yr heart.
Job's a good 'un.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)
# That's what I like to see, someone putting a positive spin on things.
Also, you could up your warfarin dose and bleed to death.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Hey guys
anyone know where I can score some walfarin?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# First, get yerself a nice blood clot. You could borrow one from an obliging female friend if you're diplomatic about it. The rest follows on from that.
Although I think consuming enormous quantities of garlic has a similar blood-thinning effect.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)
# or aspirin
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Hm, I seem to have a shit old pearoast for every eventuality this evening
I seem to have a shit old pearoast for every eventuality this evening
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)
# your local rat poisoner...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Hell yeah. Could get someone to film the ensuing wacky-yet-doomed stunt for You've Been Framed and that's £250 towards the funeral costs right there.
(actually, that throws up an interesting question: what actually happens to a body if nobody wants to / is able to cough up the cash for a cheap [£850-ish, I think] crematorium corpse disposal? Anyone know?)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)
# £1600? They can whistle out their arse for that.
It's a good job I'll have rotted away to bones and dust before anyone suspects anything out of the ordinary.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I reckon leaving your body to science is about the best option,
you save money, and some sicko medical student gets to violate your still warm corpse.
Yes, it's fluffy night, here on the gayshift.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:58, archived)
# Phwoar.
Some of them foxy medical student chix can palpate my grossly distended organs any time.
Although pre-mortem'd probably be preferable, given the choice.

(outta here, btw: nite, all)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Hello mofaha! :D

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:41, archived)
# hahaha
i love a good toap
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:30, archived)
# If it ain't Q 'n' S, it's Trying Too Hard. That's my motto.

(which probably explains why I'm staring down the barrel of middle-age an indebted pauper...)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# morning
not seen around these parts in a while
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Morning to you, too.
Just a spot of dreary real-life turbulence over the past couple of weeks. Nothing dramatic, just time-consuming.
But back home now, to cough and flick ash into the saucepan like usual.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# sauce pan?
that's what your chest/lap's for
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)
# You're right, of course.
Sorry. Where were my manners? *flicks ash onto own chest*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)
# there ya go
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)
# I do think of this as something of a classic.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# mmm...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)

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