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# ok forgive me if i got this wrong but uhmm
here it is!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Check out the eyes on the bison
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I think he must be startled
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# He looks more bored to me
Bored out of his little bison mind
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# i know how he feels
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Or possibly he forgot what he went down stairs for
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Middle men of history always had it hard.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# That third one looks like he has already put his cock back.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Jimmy Gravel.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
Oh, I see what you've done there.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# looks like something from the mighty boosh
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# i though mangina at first
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# old gregg!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
Would you like a baileys?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# smooth and creamy baileys
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# you always consider mangina first
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# before i move on to the bumhole
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# that's stupid
but I lold proper lol. lol
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# took me a while
haha, caused me a titter
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# he often got
stoned .. rocky road to success ... he also had ... shingles .... *I'll get me coat"
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# wtf
(, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)
# Somethingy halloweeny
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# KILL IT
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# With flaming hammers
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# and shitty fucking magnets!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# this is nice
but i'm far too bored for /board tonight
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I thought Jimmy Saville would have
sparked something bigger.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# i doubt it would have made much difference
there's nothing on telly, i've nowhere to go, nothing to do and no money. i'm so bored that i'm annoying myself.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# He might have done if he hadn't died this morning
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# inconsiderate
old git
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# now then, now then
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I have to ask..
can it be milked?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I hope so, because I've been drinking from it for the last ten minutes.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# It was you that
done did the draining
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I drained it all up, real good.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Well a hopes it gives thee
tha rurns, that where me and ma lil gobblers breakfast.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# IT GIVE ME THE RUNS! IT GIVE ME THE RUNS! OH! LORD HELP ME MAH BUTTHOLES A BURNING UP.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Mathter wanth me to do bite?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# It lacks arms
and, perharps, humanity?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Erm, sorry
It was doing it my head.



Edit :How do I make animations fast? I can't rememberer.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# HA =) needs to be taking freebase or
something for extra yay
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Hellbunny!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# bad bunneh
(, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Jimmy's Funeral Sponsorship?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# cash for golf?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Cash 4 God
Pass the collection plate
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Seams to be...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha - FTW!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Haven't seen Whato Jeeves round these parts for some time :(
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# you're not looking hard enough
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# You on black ops too?
I've just prestiged.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Afraid not, lost interest after MW2
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Black ops is infinatly better than MW2
They have done this to give "special medals" for MW3 The modern warfare series is clumsy in my opinion, the historic ones are much better, Roll on Call of duty : dick Turpin edition, one mussel shot then 2 minutes reloading.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Cash 4 Goth
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Roasted Pea.

RIP you weird bloke. Nice charidee work though.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha, owzabout that then?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# cash for gorf?
space cadet
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I always thought the voice of the Gorf machine was saying 'Insert Groin Space Cadet'.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha
jangle jangle

also

(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Cash for Gc
* You silly, you don't spell Jesus with a G.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Jesus is just sausage backwards
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ha ha ha....
At b3ta the learning never stops...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Better?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Episode 4 and could this be the last?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
#
Sometimes being hated and told to fuck off is better than not getting any replies! :)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# this should get more of a responce
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I liked all of these
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Epic
He'll return, they all do.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Under a new username, pretending to be a girl.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Jimmy Saville
RIP. I've got mixed emotions. He never once replied to my requests for him to fix it for me to do Kirsty Allsopp up the shitter.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# alright orkstomper
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# oi orkstomper
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# hey orkstomper
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# ORKSTOMPER!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
#
What?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# ALRIGHT
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# i think orkstomper must have me on ignore, sadtimes :(
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# mini
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# chevron
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# YEY!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# times
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# for
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# all
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# orkstomper
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# time
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Yay!
There is far too little chevron action these days
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# shitcunts don't know how to chevron
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# high
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# way
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Cock
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# fixing
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# bounce
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# moar
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# yeah
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# dude
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Shitcunt
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Arsefist
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# easy
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Knackers
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Ball chin
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Piss lemonade
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Teabag
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Shit
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Clock weights
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# great forum
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# sweet
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# bounce
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Arse
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Indeed
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# to
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# ... is a preposition
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Helmet
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Piss
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# cool
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# everyone loves a chevron
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Yes
but what you have made are zigzags
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# fuck off
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Sorry, have I spoiled your evening?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Rim job
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Willies
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Cunts
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Sloppy
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Flange
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Tits
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Bigtrak
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# flap jack
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Gnarly
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha fuck!
edit *forgives lack of picture because text was funnier than a picture*
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Have a pic anyway
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# ta
would
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Good to see Nosferatu getting out
to do some xmas shopping.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# he fixed it for me
it's All Soppy anyway
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I think you're looking for /talk
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# nah, that place is full of cunts
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# POGTFTT
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Nope, something's wrong, I can't see the image you posted.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# He never fixed it for you because
you didn't draw him a fucking picture!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# gigglol :)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah - and now he's dead
I hope you're happy
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# And the fact that jim 'll fix it ended 20 years ago
When allsopp would have been in her teens and orkstomper would have still been shitting in his pants
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# this is getting sexier as it goes on
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I've got a semi just thinking about it
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I want a picture of Kirsty Allsopp taking it up the dirtbox now!
NOW! NOW! NOW!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# rule 34 his arse
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Dead easy to 'shop, I would have thought
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Just looked.
There's no decent pictures of her on all fours.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# maybe start with a porn star taking up the arse and work on from there
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# A porn star wouldnt have those lucious hips.
(for luscious read lardy)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# get a fat porn star then, i dunno, i've always found her a bit of a rough looking fat chick
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# That's what's so lully about her.
You know she'd do all the dirty stuff and be grateful for the attention.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# What are we your Photoshopping etc
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)
# great
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# .
photoshop MSpaint. ;)


also nicely.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Woosome!
Nice boots on her too!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Location, location, location
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
BRB, LOL
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# This has just made laugh loudly out loud!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# HEEEEEEEEERRRRE'S JIIMMMY!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# I recognise that clip of Jimmy
it was digitised from one of my old betamax tapes, along with a shitload of other 80s tv ads, many of which people upped to Youtube
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# You too eh?
Well he fixed it for me :-)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I was aiming for 'Rubenesque'
Unfortunately I seem to have ended up with 'burns unit'

(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Supposed to take two minutes, ended up taking thirty :-(
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# fat-tongued wanker
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# No argument
Although I think that actually crucifying him might be a smidge harsh...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)
# not really
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# He will rise again in three days, mind
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)
# only if you leave the oven door closed.
Othewise, he'll fall
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# That's no way to talk to scuffygit!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# And don't call me Shirley
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# i calls 'em like i sees 'em
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# *belms*
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Yes.
Why do you ask?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Once again, I get my news from b3ta ...
;)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# he's not the messiah, he's just got a fat tongue
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# and on the third day -
he was still a twat
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Feeding the 5000
with roasted trout and artichokes with almonds, breadcrumbs and mint?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# while the 5000's mums are shoving chips through the railings
I was with him on that one - must admit
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# except that his misguided campaign actually made school dinner numbers fall.
arguably he did more harm than good.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# true
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# *awaits episode 4*
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Indeed...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Silence of the Lol :D
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# PUT THE FUCKIN' LOTION IN THE BASKET!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# D:
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# ha ha, awesome!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# yakyakyak :)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Pfffft
I wonder what kind of friend activity there is? On second thoughts, forget it.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
he 's Frank - en flirting
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# I never knew those facts about Jimmy Hill
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# i've been waiting all week to post a joke about a dead celebrity
jim fixed it for me....
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# yey!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# What!?! Jimmy Hill's dead , too!?!
edit:nice joke :)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)
# died of chinnitis
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Sweet.
Tuck me a second.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)
# like this?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I like that, is it real?
better than my cooker's clock
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)
# it's as real as the one that goes forwards by an hour


or is that back an hour, it's all too confusing
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# ou est le 'Ripley'?
Where's Ripley?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# last time i saw her, she was on board the Betty
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# oh dear, in't bar downing pints of bitter again I'll bet...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# dirty skank that she is
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Was she with Frank Spencer?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# nah, he doesn't drink
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Smashing work
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# cheers brah !
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Nice one Paul_P
* Is it Sunday already.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# This is the arches in Leeds?
Back of The Queen Hotel in the city square?

I know it
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# no, this is an abandoned paper mill near leeds
I have taken photo's in the 'dark arches' though, there's a set on me flickr here
:)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Beautiful work.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# chjeers breadbin!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# love it
(, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
#


...and the comedic outtake
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# *dodges*

*fails*

*smudges*

:)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# yes, burn and smudge would have been choices as well :P
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# titter :)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Only if she'd had a curry the night before.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Sharpen? Emboss!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Well I'd like to use my magic wand on her, if you know what I mean
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# oh yeah, then a 'flood fill' (wink wink, nudge nudge)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Is it wrong that to me that shit looks like a nice dark chocolate, dusted with cocoa powder?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# all shit, or just this one?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# teehee
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Hahahachrist
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Is it wrong that I would eat her shit?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# no worse than the fact that I would suck the dick of the dog who pissed on her car tires
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# High praise indeed, sicko.
{;-)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# hey now! It would most certainly NOT be just any dog
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# This one looks like some kind of croissant
which can mean only one thing...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# I'd be smug if I looked as good as that.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# yeah o.k. man ....yup....yes indeed...
(, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Let's give him a big hand...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# This reminds me of that episode of TV Burp
When Harry Hill takes the piss out of Eastenders after a character manages to cut his fingers because "he wasn't really looking": www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTA7ziwixt8
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# lol the big daft twat
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Not really worth it's own thread but it is quiet.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# *applauds apostrophe*
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Bow's gracefully.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# gnnn
I saw this one in a charity shop window lately: "ladie's shoe's"
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I can't claim to be good at grammar
But the obvious does annoy me irrationally.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I like thi's
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# fake, no curly hair
WOO!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Surely you mean "WooooOOOOooooOOoo!!!"?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# There was one but i cropped the pic for here.
Honest.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I see it**
**no, i dont
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# ...also, 'for here'?
you post this stuff elsewhere in a more complete format?!? :(

(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Actually no.
I send full size to a few friends but the big pics are just on my comp really.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I think she looks quite sexeh
My mother wouldn't like her though. She's a bit sniffy about my g/f's
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# ^this
"CFB"

Trick or Treat Night on Planet LV426
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Nice ;)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Pfft;
Glasscock; it is on my wall in the kitchen!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Yarrr!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# RIP Jim'll


(BBC wants photos... oh dear)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# That reminds me of when I was at primary school
and everyone thought Jimmel Fixit was actually the guy's name.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Not older men watching you from secret hatches in the ceiling, then.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# that was usually Bruce Forsyth
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Someone wrote a letter to him once
that started "Dear Jim'll... can you fix it for me to..."
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Gah no, I'll never wank again.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# why is he sticking his head through that double socket hole in that wall?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Double socket, no way, not rectangular enough.
Clearly cut access to the lighting circuit.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# nah, too near the skirtingboard at the bottom
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Oh, well. Looks like the last time I'll be able to post Harold fixing it for Jim.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Again I get my headline news from b3ta!
Tu'ra Jim! sleep wiv da angles.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# That's quick, he probably isn't in a box yet!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Jim'll casket
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Coffin from all that cigar smoke
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# He won't be undertaking any more runs.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
# This'll be a race that ends in dead heat.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# His life had run its course
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# He was popular with the indigenous people of Northern America.
He'll be off to see his Cree mate.
sorry
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# and he'll greet him with "How then"
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# except maybe a funerun.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# *internet sadface*
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# \o/
'like'
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# His final journey
is now complete
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I would like to ride the Jimmy Saville memorial train
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# o_0
You're not the only 10 year old to say that!

(Allegedly)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Is that...
Jeremy Clarkson in the crowd with the red shirt?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# haha
winner
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# now then
now then
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Halloween Special - Eyeball Jelly


If anyone's having a party this weekend, these go down a treat. One of my inventions :)

Take 1 tin of lychees, 1 pack of glacee cherries, a pack of strawberry jelly, and vodka! Boil 1/2 pint of water, meanwhile stuff 1 cherry into each lychee to make an eye. Add boiling water to jelly, then top up to 1 pint with 1/2 pint vodka. Pour over jelly and allow to cool - takes about 7 hours. Be warned, it gets you smashed!!!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# ha ha that looks great fun :D
Sadly Lychees have been forever tainted for me by a nugget of incredibly rude information Mrs Chutney once told me about em.

Edit: Alright, For you curious beans, She suggested that the feel of a freshly peeled Lychee held between the lips drew certain textural similarities to "point" found on gentlemen....never been able to look at them as an innocent fruit ever since
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Do tell...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Dammit, what is the rude info?
I've googled as much as I can stand.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I'm guessing it was a tale unique to Mrs Chutney
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# yummy, goes well with my new creation...


..it's just my hand, i swear!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# God knows what that is...
...but very creative. It's like looking at a kaleidoscope from hell. ^^
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Nice ring
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Flesh-light MAXX edition
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Heh
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# What the...?
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Pierced fractal clit
is the future
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# da fyoocha is nao
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha, nice.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# wow these are Wizard!
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Oh gawd now I've got that bloody awful Xmas song in my head...
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Which one?
Mistletoe & Wine?
sorry
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# excellent ;)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Just sad
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# *Salutes*
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# *double salutes*
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Jinx
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# rip jimmy saveloy

(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I once did a drawing like that..
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Egads! bindun while i was working on it.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# In a sense it's too early as they haven't buried him yet.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# First they have to cut off the head
to make sure he never rises again :)
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Then there is the stake.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# To be honest, if they bury him in all his jewellery
there'll be no danger
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha!


(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Mind piss - bravo
I was trying to work out how to do something like this - I'd thought about the Jim'll Fix It chair being sat in by a blinged-up skeleton, but couldn't be arsed to do it.

All we need now is someone to produce a suitable image for "Ow's about that then?"
(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Soup.
Herb.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# *peeks around the door at main board*


Hello, just a quick reminder that we are bashing it up Manchester style tonight. Anyone who fancies it we will be in Gaslamp on Bridge Street from 7pm.

Look I even dun made a picture! Admittedly the text is quite shit but I'd got bored by that point.

Also, RIP Jimmy Saville.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

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