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# Hope you've all had a jolly good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 0:57, archived)
# How does one remove stains from plasticine?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Depends what sort of stains.
It all turns brown in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# My end hasn't!
Oh..!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# fair cop
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Are you perusing my beverages?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Haha!
Also, only 365 days to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)
# flying stuff!

happy last 10 minutes of xmas
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# DOINK!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# meanwhile...


sorry this ain't great I am the wrong side of more than one bottle of wine :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Looks good from this side XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# cheers mate
hope you had a gooddun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I love how whenever he says anything rude or insenstive
Everyone just laughs and goes "Oh, Philip!"
(User #86772, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# This ruins my image of him.
I thought they were refined. Far from it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:52, archived)
# thank yee Sir
have a good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# A little dance for you philip
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Genuinely terrifying.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# you need therapy mate
happy crimbles
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Still works :D hope you've had a good day, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Ta - you too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Merry Cuntmess
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:27, archived)
# like our icons
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# What happened with icons?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# All I got for Christmas was a piece of Corium slag.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Blinky!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# And a triple layer zirconium-uranium-oxide cake.
That fish is living on a Cesium diet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Hang on....
I don't have a gif for that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Always wondered what happend to the goldfish we flushed down the kharzi, that time.
And waddaya know... it's grown! :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 0:59, archived)
# With the current energy crisis...
Isn't getting coal a good thing?
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
#
(StripeyCat, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# and maybe he won't
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALL!
i'm full of food and booze and i've got the last harry potter film to watch in my santa jammies, plus a doggy bag of tasty meats to take home with me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Merry Christmas Smashy!
I got cosy slippers and stripy socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Generic xmas stuff Miss.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I'm pleased with it
Merry Xmas Timbo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I meant generic xmas greetings....
But now you come to mention it!
Slippers, socks, turkey, indigestion, all part of the day! X
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Harry Potter wins.....
Merry xmas smash!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# hehe have a pea


(Santa in the 1980s)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Is that Rudolph in the fender?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Cheer up you miserable bastard - it's your birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Judging by the crown of thorns, he's all ready for Easter
Merry Xmas, Mister Duck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Obviously...
...He wore a baseball cap when he was a kid. Big Galilee Red Sox fan, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Doubting Thomas says:
Where are the holes in his hands?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:33, archived)
# This is pre-crucifixion
It's the famous Last Smug Breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# A Frog Wizard gave me a Magic Sword for Christmas!...Beware tyrants of the internet!..I will use it to fight the evil forces on b3ta...What did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# brilliantly weird, as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# LEVEL UP
i choose the alchemy perk

awesome

also, reminds me of that old point and click pc game, hand of fate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# you start by slaying the evil Gronkpan
I got nothing yet. Not visiting people for another 2 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I can't slay Gronkpan...He is too powerful.
He's also very elusive. Ready to strike at any given moment. Ever watchful and a dead on aim. Then he slips away.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# See ya's!...I can't hang around here all fucking day... o/
Merry Happy Christmas and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# have fun
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# It sounds like you are describing a snake, hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'll say it again Atomic
I'd gladly buy a calendar of your stuff, if such a thing were to exist.
Merry Christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ^this
calendar book, even
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
And the sword shall be named "AIDS", of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:37, archived)
# An Ozric Tentacles album cover?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 20:08, archived)
# A Thomas Kinkade picture puzzle
(long running family joke about the Painter of Blight.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that the Frog Wizard is a Blue Oyster Cult fan.
Lovely.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)
# yes o/ -a belated thanks all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 2:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Queen's Speech on telly fucking hell I've got to switch that off *finds last bits of Shaun of the Dead* phew relief!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# one day she will be undead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I shall arm myself with a cricket bat for such an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Happy Christmas you bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
#
FUCK PORTAL PEA 800kb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# WOW! (never seen this) This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# thanks :)
just some fuck from last year

i should have added to it but meh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Why fuck with perfection? *saves*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# why fuck with fucK?
FUCKED IF I KNOW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# We like nude girls! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# n00dz!
anything pre-1970 is tasteful nudity ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Merry Gakmas!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# "Look at his eyes..."
*raves*

Merry Christmas B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# indeed
What is this sneaky fucking 'Christmas on a Sunday' bullshit anyway? I'm not easily fooled.
So instead of giving us a day off on Christmas, they move it to Sunday (when we have to go to church anyway) and are now getting our day off of work on the first day of Kwanzaa?!? WTF
I think this is another liberal agenda to kill Christmas!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# dipshit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Those damn Liberals and their secret agendas!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Christmas was killed the moment T.V. was invented.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# oh, sorry for my rant
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Don't worry next year they all change the day just to confuse people!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)
# gotta keep the sheeple ever-so-slightly off-balance in order to keep them on their toes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Absolutely ready for the culling-day - blessed are the meek for they will be the stew and dumplings ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# yummm, the meek are soooo tender

Corinthians 12:30,32
"Blessed are the meek for they are most tender and taste heavenly on bread dipped in AuJus. The Lord is my shepherd, he maketh me down to lie on flatbread and be smothered in horseradish"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
# haha Soylent Green FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Merry Christmas b3tans

It's time for the b3tivity.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# nicely done............................if I did have a favourite meme it may well be smugbastard.....merry christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# as is yours, E Dubya .:)
A merry Christmas to you too, sir.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Well she needs the company now Phil the Greek is on his way out. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I'm really hoping Phil didn't see this calendar prior to the heart attack
www.waspbox.com/royal-calendar-2012/royal-calendar-2012.pdf
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# ah hahahah
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Faek! Faek!
The Queen isn't partaking in the seasonal festivities.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:12, archived)
# I'm not looking forward to the guiness dump that's brewed in bowels overnight
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# It's five minutes past christmas here so thanks but no
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# 8, fucker!
I mean, it was EIGHT minutes past Christmas when you posted it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# YAY!
Carol singing!






(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# FUDGE
*likes*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# yeh!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:22, archived)
# akbar is the best in this one
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Nicely!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Later on it will be time for
a big Christmas Feast!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Happy Christmas b3ta


Hope you cunts all got lumps of coal
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha said with feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# You know I love you all really
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# thanks! I did get a lump of coal you insensitive prick
i have it up my arse right now, squeezing it into a nice diamond, just for you. reach in there and grab it any time, bub

EDIT: just think of it as another spelunking journey :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# You insensitive cunt
My dad died of an infection from having a lump of coal up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# you insensitive bastard
my dad died from dying
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Anthracitis?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Anthracosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Anthraphagia?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I got a lump of coal
on the Steam giveaway. I now stand a one in 100 gazillion chance of winning all the games on Steam.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Noice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Happy Christmas all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Haha top notch!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# i just noticed -- oop!
(i was eyeing Betty earlier)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Best TOAP of the year!
edit: just noticed Fred's thing there...heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# I'm quite pleased with my lumps of coal thank you very much.
Since I doubt that the power's going to be on much longer and my Christmas dinner will be chestnuts roasted over an open fire.

Even if the power does stay on, I've been saved from watching Christmas TV.

youtu.be/9UXfRw12950


Excuse the quality of the video but it's rather difficult to stand up in 70mph winds
(azgiles, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# god is sending you morse code
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# # 2.....drink,drive & be merry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I think that proves he's completely sober and needs more Christmas Booze
Merry Christmas E Dubya :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# All the George Besht
hic..... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# "Take me drunk, am home..."
Have a good'un, mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)
# *raises glass*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Haha:D
Merry Christmas E Dubya
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Happy Humbug H:D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Aw, let him crash...it's Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# little donkey:)
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# mario kart 7 community code
39-4793-4034-6396
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)
# A merry yule mule
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
# nice penetration
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# And Joseph said unto Mary
Wait a minute he looks like milkman !
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# why has Joseph got three arms?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha, lovely
"shits and giggles" is right

i was out for a walk there and actually sharted, then had a giggle.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# festive sharts all round
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# anyone that's not covered in sharts should be smeared in festive sharts immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Deck the halls with sharts and holly, tra la la la la la
La la la la!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Ha Bumhug!:D
I'm having a traditional me Christmas.
Start work at 8am, deal with idiots and work my damnedest to finish off a bottle of champagne by midday. :D

EDIT Chrimbo pea

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Dear "Bob" I hated waiting tables on the sort of person that goes to restaurants on holidays.
Yay for the champagne though, that was the good part (also good co-sufferers).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Looks good
Spent three hours out of the house yesterday in a desperate attempt to avoid one overly intoxicated elderly relative, other than that a fine overeating so far =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:50, archived)
# That's some pretty sharp toast.
Cheers
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)
# A Batman t-shirt does make for a good christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Telling it like it is, Mr. Toast. *raises mug with "I'M A TWAT" on the bottom* Cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# tl:dr........................................I'm a miserable git
haha only jokin' .....have a good 'un:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Haha:D
merry Christmas HappyToast
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Erotic literature?
Has it got any pictures in?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# haha same back HT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)
# banana chocolate now I'm intrigued and stimulated :D
Merry Holidaymass HT and all of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
# :D
Looks like you got all the pressies you wanted there :)

Merry Christmas B3tans

click for biggar
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Speaking of Teh Quo...
Did you know infamous panto swingers, the Krankies, once wrecked up their tour bus?
(xaer0mancer, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# What? Was an ashtray spilled?
Was one of their party hats slightly cocked to one side? Did a guest slyly evade paying for a stay on Mayfair or Pall Mall (face it, with a hotel, it's extortionate)? Or was it a game of Twister that went awry?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:22, archived)
# 'tis the season...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:28, archived)
# FUCK

Have a fucking great christmas all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I can tell!!! interenet christmas!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Happy Christmas - have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Proper Laughs.
You need a penis to make communion wine, don't forget!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# hahahhahaha
props for making an actual joke from freebs instead of just plonking his head on a pic like me and all the other cunts do
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# both these
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Christmas Greetings, program!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Buy a rowing boat and it'll sort itself out.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)
# This is admirable stuff :)
And funny too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# For those of us with work on our minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:51, archived)
# destroy cell phone
feel good
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:13, archived)
# he only downloads the free apps
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:18, archived)
# His samsung is now the phone of christmas past.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Merry Christmas, CB&S!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Merry Christmas Howds!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Ha Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# MERRY CRASSMAS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:44, archived)
#
27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhlimXLIC1qhbowjo1_500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:48, archived)
# dats all i want to draw,,,plz enjoy my heartfelt fukin solstice wishes you fucks!!!! merry crassmass!!!
love one another !!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:58, archived)
# happy shitmas fucker
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# greencockslime for christmas!???q
it's midnight here on westcoast, i'm expecting santa to come

HAHAHA love the slice on his asscheek
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:31, archived)
# california?
pretty mild here in dublin, not very festive :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)
# WOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:51, archived)
# riz???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:23, archived)
#
www.flap.org/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# And to you, dd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I MISS ALL THE GOOD PARTIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Thank you for living! A Merry Crassmas to you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# H A P P Y - C H R I S T M A S - B 3 T A ! ! ! !
And happy birthday to a very smug Humphrey Bogart.



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:49, archived)
# merry xmas wobbly
i was expecting a Jebus Vag today, but Annie will do nicely :D

help yourself to a pressie from Santa's box


(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:56, archived)
# I did try, but Google appear to have blocked any real photos of him?
All I could find were drawings...

Anyway - Happy Birthday Jesus (it must be a bummer having your birthday on the same day as Christmas!)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:15, archived)
# Mm, I know a few people who have their birthday today. They don't even get twice as many presents or anything D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:22, archived)
# You tight git!
Why don't you by them Birthday & Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)
# I didn't get you anything !!!
cause yr a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:31, archived)
# "here's smuggin' at you, kid"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Happy Christmas, WB.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:50, archived)
# merry Christmas
wobbly:D
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# What about Shane MacGowan?
It's his birthday too
Merry Xmas Wobblemeister
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# 26th Dec.
Happy Birthday Temuera Morrison, John Lynch and Beth Behrs.



* Today, I will mostly be 'researching' Hayley Williams for her birthday tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Neither do i
but I'm guessing lots of lube is involved
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:38, archived)
# the answer is...poppers and lard ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:53, archived)
# Ha good old lard
She thinks of everything, lube and she can scrape a bit out and make an egg butty after she's finished
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
That's sick *click*
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Serious lollage going on here.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# hahahha hahahaha ahahahhaa ahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:57, archived)
# riding horsey?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# WAKEY WAKEY BOARD!!! IT'S XMAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 5:57, archived)
# Merry Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:06, archived)
# Nadolig Llawen Nog x x
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:08, archived)
# Do they have Christmas in Wales?
or some kind of burglary thing?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:10, archived)
# this morning we eat ,drink and get merry
and after midnight tonight the festive robbery commences

it's been that way since time immemuriel
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:23, archived)
# merry crimbo
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:42, archived)
# merry crimbo to yoo too :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:54, archived)
# Lovely =))
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Merry Christmas
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:41, archived)
# :D...'kin 'ell...............you got up early
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)

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