...rolls over your neigbours dog.Its good for a snack
and fits on your back
its log log log
Its loooog, looog
its big, its heavy, its wood!
its loooog, looog
its better than bad, its good!
(and fits on your back
its log log log
Its loooog, looog
its big, its heavy, its wood!
its loooog, looog
its better than bad, its good!
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Extreme Sports for Children's Toys"){kind=small}
Lego skateboarding on the moon... is there anything more extreme?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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Is a clcik1
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:33,
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No, I don't think there's anything more extremeSeveral things that are just as extreme spring to mind. But more extreme, no.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:36,
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If the moon was on fire that might make it more extreme. But only slightly. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:38,
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fake!the lighting and shadow's are all wrong
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:46,
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Silly real. There are no shadows on the moon, because the sun doesn't go that far. because the sun doesn't go that far.Or did you mean this...?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:54,
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ha, i was wondering if i'd get this kind of response*doffs cap*
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:07,
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So that's why my lego kept disappearingtoo busy on their jollies on the moon
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Joliet,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:55,
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He really is a bastardMaking the kids watch as well. *tut*
( Kovacs Slogan free since 2003,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:26,
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could he look any more of a middle class british twat?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:40,
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Arf!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:41,
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Actually...... Yes. Yes he can.
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/gallery/2012/mar/28/david-cameron-badminton-in-pictures
See the 3rd image. It'll make your day.
(www.guardian.co.uk/politics/gallery/2012/mar/28/david-cameron-badminton-in-pictures
See the 3rd image. It'll make your day.
Kovacs Slogan free since 2003,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:46,
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i'm at a loss to what you've shopped nowapart from a weird ghostly image in the middle
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:48,
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.A curled up hedgehog. But I think the compression screwed it totally.
( Kovacs Slogan free since 2003,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:55,
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ah!should've used a duckling, they compress much better
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:09,
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Holy hellThat's brilliant :D
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:49,
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Just when I think my hatred for him has reached its peak...
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:58,
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QuiteThis springs to mind
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:47,
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Free Running or to give it the correct name...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:23,
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Hahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:31,
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No compo entryChildren's toy? Check.
(Extreme) Sport? Check.
Other than that: Doesn't fit the compo. But have it anyway:
((Extreme) Sport? Check.
Other than that: Doesn't fit the compo. But have it anyway:
xandmi,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:21,
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The 10th annual Jumping into a Shark's Mouth Convention was held recently.There were no survivors.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:33,
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FAKEMay I present to this fine jury, a distinct lack of:
a. a bridge, and
b. a helicoper
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:34,
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Hmmm...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:40,
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Well this is obviously a real, unshopped photo mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:54,
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Hahaha!Made the wife watch Executive Decision the other night.
After half an hour of slagging off Seagal's non-acting she actually cheered at 'that bit'.
(After half an hour of slagging off Seagal's non-acting she actually cheered at 'that bit'.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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Hardylolz
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:14,
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I'm not sure the neckwas fat in Nico. Fattish, maybe...
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blyerkit e k trilby,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:27,
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That's great!Hallo Ninjapotamus!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:30,
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It's beautiful. Really beautiful.How about your neck of the woods?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:36,
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\o/:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:40,
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hahahah! a flexible actor. Now do Keanu?
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:00,
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This reminds me: is it true that bovines can't see colour at all? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:07,
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This is very truebut that makes my gag not funny
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:10,
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*flicks*:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:31,
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i hope thats cake around his mouth!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:12,
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Cayke!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:43,
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If you insist...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:02,
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Flash! ah-ahhh!
In rather splendid Auction news we now have signed Brian Blessed items and a rather impressive limited edition framed Flash Gordon film cel thing.
Auction kicks off on Monday, take a looksee at what is on offer and if you've donated anything,
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:07,
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Ha ha ha, this is lovely!Oh and I did send you cake yesterday, happy b3taday Toasty
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:08,
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yep I saw, but about 8 hours later so didn't think there was much point replyingcheers
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:12,
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Looks like it's going to be super splendid mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:10,
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\o/ BONNNGGG!!*blinks* *plots PO raid for cash*
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:25,
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Haha - brilliant!Good job on the blessage - i hope you sent him this pic.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:27,
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I'll print it off and hand it too him personally when he visits the Cats trust HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:29,
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Top Blessed Toastie!Do you have earmuffs for teh cats for when he visits the Trust?
;)
(;)
Ninj,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:30,
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:D brilliantbut did it really need the winky XD
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:32,
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What's he pulling out of his ear ?Saw Blessed on the big screen last night in the latest Aardman movie - The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists.
He was brilliant as The King and not getting any quieter with age.
Top art there Sir, as always. Good luck with the auction.
(He was brilliant as The King and not getting any quieter with age.
Top art there Sir, as always. Good luck with the auction.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:57,
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I'm not sure if this is my favorite of Mr. Toasts cartoons because it's of Brian BlessedOr because it's of Brian Blessed!
ACE!! :D
(ACE!! :D
Jimmer still not dead at,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:07,
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Thursday's child has far to go...& I wouldn't mine giving two of these three a go...
Todays lovely ladies are; Lucy Lawless, Eric Idle and Ruth England.
(Todays lovely ladies are; Lucy Lawless, Eric Idle and Ruth England.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 7:55,
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Has she got her hand down the front of her trousers...?Saucy!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:00,
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it's where she warms her croissantstrue fact
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:25,
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Yeah, she is giving the front of my trousers a rest... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:57,
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Phwoar!! phwoar? phwoar!
also
Phwoar!
(also
Phwoar!
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 8:53,
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Can't disagree with you there.I've never been that keen on Lucy Lawless either.
(
Lord Gnome,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:23,
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competitive dad blows sons head off
you can't pick them up, that's cheating!
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 7:03,
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I love how mum and sister are doing the washing up in the background while dad shoots his son's face off mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 8:15,
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I like the way that you love how mum and sister are doing the washing up in the background while dad shoots his son's face off.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 8:39,
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I like the way this distractive amusement strikes a blow for misogyny with mommy and daughter working themselves to death in the kitchen while the chaps engage in tabletop "men's persuits""YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIT!"
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 8:38,
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I love how you like the way this distractive amusement strikes a blow for misogyny with mommy and daughter working themselves to death in the kitchen while the chaps engage in tabletop "men's persuits""YOU SUNK MY FOREHEAD"
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 8:50,
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I love how you love how I love how you like the way this distractive amusement strikes a blow for misogyny with mommy and daughter working themselves to death in the kitchen while the chaps engage in tabletop "men's persuits""FLYING SAUSAGE HAS FIRE COMING FROM IT! WHAT'S AN ABHORRENT SAUSAGE!"
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:00,
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I like their extreme battleship wallpaper / sticker on the wainscotting mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:09,
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I'm particularly impressed by their thoroughly modern formica dining table which has been utilised for simulated maritime combat in this instance.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:40,
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I would very much like to have a formica kitchen tableI already have the lime green 60's chairs for it.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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love the way 'dad' has a talking armpitwtf
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:21,
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I like how you love the way 'dad' has a talking armpit mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:36,
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I love how I like that you like how I love the way 'dad' has a talking armpitit's like "how to get a head in advertising" but with armpits
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:28,
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Drops hackles feels sheepishslinks away feeling a bit of an arse...
sorry
(,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 6:01,
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sorry
*politely asks C_l to stop feeling my arse* real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 6:28,
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A bit choppy but really swell.Not a rip. I don't harbor ill thoughts.
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 7:05,
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edit - ah, my first aid seems to have worked
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:38,
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redex?ah, that'll be because I'm in the middle of switching hosting providers, Fasthosts can go fuck themselves
busy uploading the files to the new host, got to L in the b3ta directory (of over 2000 files)
(busy uploading the files to the new host, got to L in the b3ta directory (of over 2000 files)
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:45,
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your whole site seems to be down, except for the main page real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:47,
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only have 1.1mbit upload speed so it's gonna take a whileI might take the opportunity to redesign everything, and look at making a proper index for the b3ta pictures...or then again maybe not considering how crass some of them are :)
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:49,
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you need upload plus!who's your broadband provider?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:58,
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BeThereI get about 5.5mbit down and 1.1mbit up, friends about 1/4 mile away get 6mbit and 10mbit speeds, the phone wires are very old
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:00,
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oh shit!i was going to suggest bethere.
i was with them when i was in the uk, i had 18mb dl and 2mb up
are you using the main phone test socket? I imagine you've tried all the solutions to improve your speed
(i was with them when i was in the uk, i had 18mb dl and 2mb up
are you using the main phone test socket? I imagine you've tried all the solutions to improve your speed
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:04,
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apart from not getting those sorts of speeds I'm very happy with BEunlimited downloading with no throttling is great, I've been kicked off at least 3 ISPs for over-using packages that were called Unlimited in the title or had Unlimited in the details
yeah only using the main socket with no extentions on it
(yeah only using the main socket with no extentions on it
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:11,
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nahjust trying to work out what's going on
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:46,
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i'm thinking it's a "this compo is shit" protestam i wrong?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:48,
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I found this, I think it should win the compo
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:50,
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That's a great find!Click
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:43,
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yeah it's not the best compo I've seen, the single word ones are often the bestlike Giraffes
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:51,
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ha ha!i dunno, maybe the extreme sports bit mightn't be the best idea, but there's plenty of scope for some good/funny pics.
i've not been a huge fan of the single word challenges, though your giraffe pic is a good 'un.
different strokes i guess
(i've not been a huge fan of the single word challenges, though your giraffe pic is a good 'un.
different strokes i guess
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:57,
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pearoast for the compo
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:02,
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see, that works perfectly real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:06,
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what fucking drunken nonce suggested this challenge anyway
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:23,
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Blame the people who voted for it.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:29,
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First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:03,
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Fuck em, damn commies always get to go first. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:16,
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FUCK THAT WOOKY MOUTH Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:14,
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He was my first choice.But r2d2's shape and tone pairs better with the polar bear.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:19,
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Ice floe, nowhere to go, death row, what a brother know Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:37,
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thought i'd get this in before anyone else
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 2:37,
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This is aceso I'm replying to say so
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:10,
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i was wondering if it was that bad that it didn't deserve a single commentand so i thank you, i appreciate it
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:10,
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He's rather well suited to the task...
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:25,
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woo!
not really compo but the wombles were my first unwitting introduction to the art of merchandising - i had a plush and some figures..
maggenspies mayhaps,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:34,
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So there's a field of bulls and a field of cows(and yes, I am waiting for a call)
and then there is this earthquake and all the cows are chucked all over the place yet the bulls are unharmed.
So when she recovers, one of the cows goes over to the bull pen and asks, "How come you weren't hurt by the earthquake?"
And he replies...
(I feel sure you all know the answer, especially given the context)
(and then there is this earthquake and all the cows are chucked all over the place yet the bulls are unharmed.
So when she recovers, one of the cows goes over to the bull pen and asks, "How come you weren't hurt by the earthquake?"
And he replies...
(I feel sure you all know the answer, especially given the context)
An Egg ,D,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:57,
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did they wobble at all? is the answer jamaica?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 2:35,
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Nevermind the bullocksAre they Scottish with small scrotums ?
Ma wee balls wobble but dinae fall over
(Ma wee balls wobble but dinae fall over
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 2:50,
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and the old bull says to the young bull, "Let's walk down that hill and fuck ALL of those cows."Like I don't know, maybe he ain't been in town long or something
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:00,
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after a chance encounter at lunch, somehow Ed lost his appetite. 
she's entered the world championships this year...
maggenspies mayhaps,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:00,
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hey thanks!!didn't know they had their own board :))
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:23,
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mind if i pea this tenuous compo entry here?the result of extreme sports
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 0:58,
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Very goodI like the 'as seen on b3ta' but a PG rating ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:39,
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2 B3ta pics in one day? Blimey
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:41,
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I've seen this somewhere before...(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:43,
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His shriek at the end is hilarious :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:44,
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So have I :)But there's always room for another good gag :)
(
Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:08,
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It's my candle day!So I made one of these. Yes I know its bindun, but not quite the same.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:20,
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Nicely done :)and happy b3taday!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:25,
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Huzzah!Kitty Cupcake sounds like the lier
Happy Candles Sir!
Been a tough day to get through, I shed tears this morning for someone I never actually met
(Happy Candles Sir!
Been a tough day to get through, I shed tears this morning for someone I never actually met
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:26,
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Edd?It's funny; online relationships are a strange thing. While we don't know each other in the same way as we know our RL family / friends, we can often know our online friends in just as deep a way without knowing them. I have shed many a tear or said heartfelt prayers for lost online friends but if I ever had passed them in the street I wouldn't have known. I don't think people who have frequented message boards know how deep the relationships can get. It took my hubby quite some time to understand why I get upset over "strangers", and that was only after he started using message boards himself.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:45,
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I shed tears for Edd, that guy fought a battleCancer is a cunt
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:58,
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I was going to say something about them going to death rowbut that would be mean on such an occasion. Happy beater days
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:42,
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RIGHTI made a Candle gif. It's not great but it's got a CANDLE. That's what counts. The Candle. Enjoy, you're taking it's candle virginity :)
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:43,
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I am honoured, dear Sir.I gaze upon its awesomeness with pride, knowing that every time you get it out for someone's candle day, I know that really it is MINE.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:46,
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Ha Thankies :D
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:51,
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\o/ with this fluff you are spoiling us.happy candleday
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:13,
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Fluffeh!erm... 5 kitties 6 names? #justsayin
(
oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA.,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:52,
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give ME the fuzzy ball you fluffy tail SUCKER
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:18,
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