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[challenge entry] Craptonight
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# what happens if he has superman bowel issue
he could detonate and take out half the block
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# The Super Piss!
similalry, when he's humping Louis Lane, when he fire's off his chap's stuff, surely... that could be a little harmful.

Would she either explode or would she go flying off like a spaff propelled rocket?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# The Boys
goes into this in rather unpleasant detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# ah, someone else who is a fan of this
I must read it at some point, got a matey who finds it all highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# It's got a bit dull of late, I think the joke is wearing a bit thin, but the first two or three
stories are great stuff, especially the visit to Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# never read any of it
I has been remiss

REMISS I say
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
If he had the runs, he'd break the pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# BIBLICAL BROWN CLOUD OF DESTRUCTION!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# WINNET STORM LEVELS CITY BLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# SCATTERED DESTRUCTIVE TAGNUTS LEAVES CIVIC AUTHORITIES BAFFLED
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# WALLS ABRADED TO NOTHING BY HAIL OF SUPERSONIC DANGLEBERRIES
"I watched my store disappear in hurricane of rusty water" says local grocer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# "THE LAST I SAW OF MY WIFE, SHE SAID, THAT'S A CLOUD OF CORN" says local jewellery monger, Billy Fructose.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# PEBBLEDASH UP TO FOUR FEET THICK COATS NATIONAL MONUMENT.
CONGRESS ADJOURNS AFTER OUTBREAK OF BOKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# "STILL TASTES BETTER THAN A KEBAB" - Randy Quim, passing tourist.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Bloody hell.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(RobertSwank, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Hulk is the coolest there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Bad kitty!
:D

Or did Hulk violate his own sofa because Michael Winner is on telly?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody kids...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# you dun that wrong lol
edit - well fixed :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Oooh nice... not seen that before.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Most excellent Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha excellent choice of expression
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# haha nature or nurture :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickly!
To the Bat-Cycling Centre, Alfred!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Not the Batporn!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Holy wanksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# faster alfred you fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Quickly, Alfred. Help me dump this stash before Robin finds it again
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Nice photoshoppery!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# the short straw?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Squits.
for the sake of tradition!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Adam Jensen using his Typhoon on Ezio Auditore
and in the background Wonderwoman is getting tit fucked by Mario
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Nnnnnnghghhhhhhh....
LINGERIE.
SHOP.
TRIPLETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Aaah, it's OK.
I've finished myself off now. Draw what you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# It has been a while.
......since I've drawn the triplets, not.........never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
3 minutes. A new record!
(Nicklock, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Witness
The power of the Mighty Doctor When's spluffage wakes even the Elder Lurkers from their slumber
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Hercules cleaning his oven; the filth labour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Hot office girl with skirt stuck in the photo copy machine!! :P
(Fly Projector, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# From the archive.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Well...
...I've been sat here counting, and that's well over 8000 copies of her arse - where are they all? Eh? Eh? I couldn't even reliably say whether she's got pants on or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# The catbitch
Or alternatively the catbitch
Or something 4chan related
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Catbitch?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Catwoman
"Skin the catbitch"
You know. Everyone in Arkham City knew Catwoman as "bitch"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# You should draw up a list of all the suggestions b3ta offers.
That way you can refer back to them whenever your own imagination lets you down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# A group of worldclass athletes are having a get together
It's the last time they can have a bit of a blow out before the really hardcore Olympic training begins. Everyone's just starting to get a bit squiffy and the conversation is beginning to flow more easily. One of the marathon runners decides the music is a little low tempo and sticks on Latin by Holy Fuck, a couple of the heptathletes begin dancing together, gyrating sexily and getting closer and closer. A few of the men cheer and wolf whistle, generally egging them on.
While everyone is distracted, a sprinter takes his chance and starts dropping liquidised temazepam into a few drinks. Not enough to knock people out, but more than enough to really loosen them up and not remember it next day. He's done a dozen or so drinks, when he realises the tone of the sounds behind him have changed and he looks round to see that the heptathletes and a couple of swimmers are now on the floor, pretty much naked, kissing, fondling and licking. One or two of the high jumpers have got their cocks out and are stroking them gently.
The sprinter's own cock gets so hard so quickly it bursts through the thin lycra of his running shorts and he spurts a thick, copious stream of manfat down a shotputter's back. He doesn't know if the shotputter is male or female.

It is the only time he is going to come first this Olympics.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# YES
We are on FIRE, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# This one felt a little tame some how...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I think I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# OK, but no kissing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# nice Holy Fuck mention, but I think you mean "Latin America"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Nope
The album is called Latin, was listening to it as I typed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# d'oh!
I remembered it by the song title
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Ray is there, looking worried.
The rest of the office has picked up the gossip when Abigail arrives. Brian and the other Brian leer at her over their desks, but say nothing. She goes to her office to find Pascal and another man waiting behind her desk.
"Close the door." says the man. He is Detective Superintendent Moyles and he is very unhappy. It seems that Pascal is actually an undercover French police officer and the web cam is part of an operation to close down a large drug-running concern with interests in most of Western Europe. It was not hard to find her apparently. After she scrawled the crude image on Pascal's garden gate, he contacted his Interpol handler, who contacted Detective Superintendent Moyles. A street camera picked her up leaving the alley behind the Frenchman's house and another picked her up as she returned to her pool car. A PNC check revealed the car was registered with the local tax office and Pascal remembered the interview about the tax discrepancy with the intense, slightly nervous woman.
Abigail says nothing as the detective explains all this, but contents herself to stare at Pascal. The Frenchman returns her stare, until finally she cannot listen to any more.
"I saw him masturbating, he was watching me on web cam footage. I want to make a complaint."
Detective Superintendent Moyles turns to the Frenchman.
"Is this true?"
The Frenchman nods, "Well, it was a very sexy dance."
Detective Superintendent Moyles mouths swear words silently and rolls his eyes to the ceiling.
He counts to five, then looks at Abigail, "We are close to arresting a large number of very nasty people, in several countries. If you report this, I will make sure your very, very extra-curricular activities with regards my colleague here are reported to your superiors. I understand your immediate boss has had a heart attack under suspicious circumstances. I'm sure my report would not help your promotion prospects any, so stop fucking me about and I'll stop fucking you about and everyone will be happy, okay?"
Abigail manages a nod.
As he stands up to leave, his phone rings. For a moment he listens, Abigail cannot hear what is said, but Detective Superintendent Moyles is not happy at the news.
"An ironing board? They think? Where was the other one?" A pause while he listens, looking down at Pascal. Pascal is still watching Abigail.
"Burned to death with a broken neck, well I think we can rule out suicide. Fuck." He turns to Abigail.
"We are very, very done here. I'm going to assume we have an understanding and we can all get on with our lives" He nudges Pascal in the shoulder. "Come on, Asterix." He walks out.
As Pascal gets up, he carefully puts a package on the desk.
"For you." He says. His hand lingers on the package for a moment before he follows Detective Superintendent Moyles out, closing the door behind him.
When they have left, Abigail opens the bag. The rubber smell hits her nostrils before she slides it out of it's wrapper.

It is a gorilla mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Bon, mon brave. Bon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# The two Brians amuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# yes yes yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# some internet lockin who is too lazy to go to lidl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Batgirl
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# GIRLBAT!
A bat with anatomy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Surely that's just an extension of squirrels with tits.
Your yiffing sickens me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Yeah, bat with tits?
The sexual anthropomorphism of animals is pretty fucking perverse.
You sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I was thinking baseball bat
but youse had to be furry

perhaps it is a secret feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# If that sickens you...
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# *SPLUFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! SPURT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# For certain values of 'sicken'...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# certain sexy values of sicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Big anatomy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# IN 3D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# The passion of Christ
with tits
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Bananas and Blow
*with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# The squirrels, at home on a day off from the world of action toons
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Batman has what?

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# batcrabs
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] domestic avengers

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# 7 days to go..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure where I was going with this

I like it though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# 99 Acacia Avenue?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# right enough, bananas hate mice
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Yeeeeeessssss.
I don't know either.

Had a dodgy sleep paralysis patch an hour ago. I could only move my eyes and fingers. Luckily my laptop was already in position so I could still read b3ta while unable to move or speak, which the dear Mrs put down to me just being surly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I like it too; it looks right
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Incy Wincy etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# *spider-sense tingles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Hehe
Nice on, prude boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# straight into a pile of dog shite
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] No cheap shopping for me! I use TESCO!!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Well at least he's colour co-ordinated for Tescos
He'd look like a right prat if he went to Sainsbury's or ASDA
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Patriotic packaging.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# HE IS AGAIN BUYING ALL TIME BEEF RUMP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Überquiff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wed_2Xe_FSM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# What a tooon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# What's that five-pointed star thing?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Starro the Conqueror.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starro
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Ah gotcha
I was wondering if it was a Krull reference
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# The Glaive!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Weird Manga Supervillians coming home #124
"Hi Kids..mummy is home!!"
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# MOOOOGYYYYYYYY!!!!!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Does it still post here?
a few weeks of ignore, and it's amazing how quickly you forget
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I think her existence required Michael Ellis not to forgive
I heard he did, so she disappeared in a puff of smoke.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# yes, but all problems have been resolved
although riverghost didn't get the memo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# *tentatively unignores*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# if you didn`t like her then, you won`t like her now
it`s not as if she is suddenly full of hummus or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# *reignores*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Oh, but that gives me the horn.
Not because of Keith "wha'?" Emerson, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Not the real thing:
but close!
it works on my older Mac, not on the latest.

(I also have a real 2600 - need to get the amplifier circuits worked on...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Sadly, my days of using such devices are long over
But that looks a thing of loveliness.

I shall now weep gently, as for a lost love.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I just bugged the company
They sent a beta version that is supposed to work on my MacBook... not getting passed the demo authorization block.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha
took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# whats a Mooooogy??
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# A pet name for your synthesizer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# That's quite a muff.
I've used that kid in at least three pics
This one is best
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# cursive n.
a typeface designed for swearing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# It's now time for the Missing Words round, featuring some, more or fewer from this week's guest publication:
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Nice one mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# There really are some bizarre fetishes out there.
I never would have even THOUGHT OF a woman badly in need of a trim, shitting out of twin breastcocks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
#
I believe the phrase you're looking for is "shitting dicknipples"
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# What in the name of f**k?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] No more Mr Goody Two Shoes.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Sentinel of the....Sideboards
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# :D
He couldn't iron out the seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# yeah alright...
leave it out love...
:0(
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I still think it's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Live from where?

...na na na na na na
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I think I get the reference
but that wasn't Kermit was it..?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I haven't
seen the muppets for many many years, but it just reminded me of the theme tune in general, and the idea popped out of my head and after some consultation with my missus, I chucked the above together in a slap dash manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Slap dash?
You hit her and ran away?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] she sure is a wonder


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# She can "iron" my "shirt" any time
if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I'll give her a lassoo of truth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I'd bang her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# What about when you're wearing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Iron Woman
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Another beer, Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# yes!......now that's my kind of arm....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Aceness!
Might get complicated if Mr Tickle comes round...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# long-distance arm-wrestling!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# That guy always makes me laugh.
Even if I don't want him to.

8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Tickle's in the nick...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Only a matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# He's still smiling though
Probably thinking how he can do the old reach-through-the-bars-and-grab-the-guard's-keys trick, and he won't even have to get the guard drunk first.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# The other cons will pay him hadsomely in snout*
for reaching through the bars

*or whatever the young cons of today would say
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# *bumholes
I think is the current official prison currency
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pea this here.

Normal service will resume soon; work effectively suffocating me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# What this person said:
b3ta.com/board/10748271
Having said that, if he can stretch any part of his body...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] You beat me to a Reed Richards gag...

Morning after?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# *adds CDC*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I've been watching this for 2 hours now.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Haha.
He must have sensors or something.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Praise Be!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# My Angry Birds kung-fu is exceptional.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Ahh,
so there was *another* reason she used to spread newspaper out on the floor :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha! great!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] You can't see him coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] something something about his horn......:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I often get the feeling my bus is invisible
when car/van/taxi/lorry/4x4/cyclists/penny-farthing/scooter/motorbike/shopping trolley/zimmer-frame drivers deliberately cut me up
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# surely a little nudge would let 'em know...:)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxbCwsIE2-8
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Can't say I've never been tempted, nor can any bus driver, some cyclists can really take the piss.
But this is just absolutely stupid in every sense no sympathy with this driver at all, if you can't handle the pressure of the job, as much as it is, then just leave and find something less stressful to do like joining the Police or the Army ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# when are you lot going on strike again?
there were no traffic jams or congestion last time
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Might be a long time we settled on a crappy pay deal that will last for the next 2 years or so
this is just in South Yorkshire btw. Each area has there own pay and conditions negotiated locally, management divide and rule.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Invisible Eric Morcombe AND Insivible Reg Varney!
IN THE SAME THREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Yay! I've got a few of these knocking about for a 'Guess the movie' quiz
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I'm sure he can be cured!

(who remembers this game?)
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# The ghost of Eric Morecambe likes hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Oh yeah?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be on the patio Alfred...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Patio? More like... BATIO!
Good pic btw ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Batio!! Hahahahaha
Thanks Minh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] *joins for tea* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Superb as per Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
Doesn't he need to wee yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Heloooooooo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Nice inclusion of the ring :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# He better not fill up on bread rolls before his fry up.
Alfred will be cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Hehehe
Shuriken Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)

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