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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:40, archived)
# Another fine mess!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:35, archived)
#

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#
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#
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# I love the monkey!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:56, archived)
#
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# Top shelf Kaiser!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:08, archived)
# what is that man trying to achieve?
Is that animal his mother?

Is he trying to get back in?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
#
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# Nice!!! A true Son of the Desert.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:08, archived)
#
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# charles dance + robert kilroy-silk? :)
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:10, archived)
# vector borge
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:11, archived)
# Punyay!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:15, archived)
# well,
let's thank the thingy that generated it
: )
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:20, archived)
# Ohhhh
haha I always forget about that :) I assumed it was either a hand-traced vector or a drawn vector
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:12, archived)
# i can't be arsed to do that
and my physical condition kind of prevent me from spending eons on such a thing
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:21, archived)
# that's great, but laurel wants to gay hardy here
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:03, archived)
# God I missed you, mofaha.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:14, archived)
# Hello there :)
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:41, archived)
# I've been away for... years.
I'm happy to see that everything is pretty much the way it was when I left it. I was expecting this place to have become infected with reddit memes by now.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 7:15, archived)
#
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#
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# Fucking hell
You're obsessed with Hitler, aren't you.
 
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:32, archived)
# Little did he know it would be many centuries before his idea would come to fruition.
Woo!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:43, archived)
# *voila*
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The HULK 3 cells Braille alphabet
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:31, archived)
# Hehe
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:27, archived)
# This is quite witty, and deserves more responses
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# wooo


shirley bindun, and now i have now done it to.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
# looks like fun :)
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:44, archived)
# king of the bonggoo king of the bonggoo
king of the bongo bong.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:35, archived)
# I like his little dance
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:18, archived)
# Wheeeee! :D
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Goose has yet to get stuffed

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# It must come out of a filing cabinet
Someone please do this, that mild mannered janitor..

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha...great minds
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Destroy the Copter Cat!


*all the artwork was stolen from Parodius.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# lovely stuff
got a link to this talented Parodius?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# It's a series of old Konami games.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# my request for a link to the source still stands :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
#
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# bloody hell :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# I'm glad I never came across this as a kid
I doubt my penis ever would've recovered
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# heh, go to 7:25
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# :D superb
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Dear
lord
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha
What happened to video games?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Unexpected Eraserhead!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Blimey!
I ended up watching all that. Hypnotically surreal. I so want to play it now...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# I was just going to do exactly what it said
at 1:23...
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# PARODIUS = EPIC
and ultimately it goes all the way to infinity and back then we have OTOMEDIUS which is just... LOLJAPAN at maximum :D
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Parodius was possibly the most fun I ever had as a child on the SNES.
... aside from U.N. Squadron.

Or Agony or Apidya on the Amiga.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahah!
ナンセンスのたわごとと性交
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
# fuck you, jahled
I don't have to sit here and take that. not from you, not from anyone
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Suffer, mortal
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Velly velly nice.
Although only a few of the yellow m&ms are actually making it into the cat's mouth.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Ack, bedtime
G'night all!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# You do know you have started something now with that source!!
there are some great ones there!! (i like vegas dancer!)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I have added the site to links..
i reckon there could be some quality inspiration on there.


lovely work!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# ah hell yes
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# This is
Very good
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
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# awesome picture to steal :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Yay! Parodius was mental :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha lovely.
'cutes'
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Excellent!
sprite-tastic stuff...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Parodius was a cracker of a game.
This reminds of all the amazing Snes side-scrollers.
:)
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Yay!
I<3Parodius(&TwinBee)!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# flushing the mind
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# i've had her
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
top answer
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Is that yours, still in her mouth?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Spillage!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# cor!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# her cup
runneth over!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# It's always in one hole, out the other with her...
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# *gasp* this image is a full 19.15 kb over the acceptable limit and the nazi hasn't fucked you in the ass
help ma boab!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure if this is compo-able
new word of the day: comp-able.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# It certainly sounds cross
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# badum-tish!
are you here all night?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# well maybe...
it must be a bad joke if I get badum-tish and not a spang... sigh
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# sympathy spang
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# "What's going on?" has to be the most used phrase in that show.
If exposition is ever needed, cue flustered person uttering these immortal lines.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Close enough.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# i'm not really sure
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# North by Northnorth.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# yeah, go on then :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# North by Northpiste
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Ice Station Spunk Goggles
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Couple of quick ideas :)



(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I expect you to dye, Mr. Blond!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# "After using nutrisse regenerating face cream, do you expect me to reveal my true age?"
"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to lie"
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# For people of a certain age......!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Oooh, I love Hy-man.
The fragile membranous do-gooder. Broken by even the gentlest horse-ride
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# hose-ride?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Either's good!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Also, and this is not worthy of it's own thread, but I noticed Thor put up the comission I did for him
but with a digicam shot. I took the liberty of doing a scan before I sent it off:

CFB

Mister Thor, I'm happy you approve!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Great stuff.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# This is beyond utterly excellent


He was singing your praises earlier today. We agreed

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Cheers!
It's all been worth it just to imagine the smile on his cherubic little* face.
*I have no idea whether this an accurate description of his face but I dearly hope so
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# And you did that to help our cats, outstanding
Give me a shout if you want to meet them. Thor's been down, and was overwhelmed by a ring-tailed lemur; though he's obviously to hard to ever admit it
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# yeah, animals an' shit, innit!
what ever!

*huggles kitten*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Hot spunk
Really? That would be amazing..!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Seriously, any time mate
b3ta has been seriously kind to looking after those rather large cats; a personal tour of the place is the least I can do
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# ...If you're serious, I would love that!
Where is the sanctuary based?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Welwyn, Hertfordshire
Check out the website, long term b3tan Puromycin looks after it for for us; he has experienced the magic :)

catsurvivaltrust.org/
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Oooh!
I live around Thame/Aylesbury. You're not that far! Could I gaz you in advance when I have a weekend to spare?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Sure
With car it's easy, straight up the A1, without it's almost as easy from Kings Cross, (with the finest stuffed croissants known to humanity sold in the station)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Brill! I'll be in touch
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# she's hot, but her sword technique is shit
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# You're just bitter the lemur flipped you doing judo
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:03, archived)
# it is utterly fantastic
my 6 year old daughter likes it and recognised it's based on a japanese print, my wife even said it would look framed on the wall, not just in the downstairs toilet, in a main room in the house that people will see when hey visit.

i am chuffed beyond words, it's exceeded what i expected.

i'm glad you didn't pop a vessel in your head while painting it.

:)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# This was actually the most fun I've had painting in a while!
So thank you for the commission. I'm chuffed to the nines that you like it!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# i loves it
hard!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# You two should collaborate more often if this is what comes of it.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Thanks Capn'
I just noticed your sig. Have you been keeping up with The Goon?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# The greatest graphic novels I've read since Y: The Last Man.
And the best artwork, bar none.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Seconded about the artwork.
Eric Powell is a pencil-wielding demi-God. I last left off around the return of Labrazio. Is it worth catching up?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# I'm only one book ahead of you.
And yes.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Have you not thought about doing something commercial with this?
It's an obvious teeshirt, and could earn you some serious bucks
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Jigsaw!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Ummm...
I'm sort of new to the whole 'commercial applications for things I draw' business. Perhaps, if Thor was on board, as it's his concept.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Zazzle.com
Do it
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# i was thinking of scanning it and turning it to vectors
it certainly has potential, i shall put it on my to do list and see what costs and such shit would be.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Cool!
Let us know if your plans ripen to fruition!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# wow! excellent :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# seriously fucking brilliant arts
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant.
I love Hokusai, and this is a great homage...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# cfb? it's already twice the file size limit and the nazi says fuck all (he is very selective you know)
very nice btw :)
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:50, archived)
# \o/ YES!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
#
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# 0_0
eeep
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# Ha-ha!
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# :S
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# Slightly related
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# XD
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I think this has tipped me over.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# by the power of greyshkull!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Attack of the wheelie bins!!!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# that really happened
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# bootsy cobweb
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# arf
:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Hey there, sexy.
Photobucket
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# gah! it's the fez!
this is one of those compos that looks good on paper, but...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Hubba HUBBA
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Spider, ham?
Spider-Ham! Does whatever a Spider-Ham can!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# spam
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# FUCK SPIDRE!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
# oooo!! working that hawaiian tropic look
on it's pedipalps :D

edit: more of an oooo missus
sorry
*cough*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# :P
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Can it be silked?

Ooops, she missed the bucket again
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Scaryduck is off being a media luvvie
so we have to do a quick old skool QOTW vote:

F) DIY Technohacks - the return. This time it's personal fucking dangerous! (dchurch)

W) The B3TA cookery book - We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. (Scaryduck)

A) Behind the Scenes - Secret places you know how to get into / what's really going on back there.

P) Shit Stories (part 3) - It's 4 years since Shit Stories (Number Two) and 8 since the original Shit Stories. It's a fair bet some of you have done a poo since.

Vote now, vote often with your chosen letter. I'll tally them up in an hour or so when I've finished trawling through last week's QOTW for the funnies.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I'd talk about the secret places but well
my phoneline clicks a lot.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# here you go cthonic
QOTW VOTE FOR CTHONIC



(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Cheers
(for a minute I thought perhaps you'd just put up a still image of a vote)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# ringofrye on page three was quite funny
and also quite sad, his job doesn't define who he is
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# \talk -->
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# God, people posting things like this never gets tired!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# lol where's the picture lol
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# LOL it's 401 pixels!
Just think of the grandsons!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# too brown
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# racist!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# And the "font"
oh

my

god!

*waves hands in gay astonishment*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
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# AND HOW!

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#

With thanks/apologies to Herman:D for original cat gif.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# You want /talk to choose the QOTW?
Are you mad? ;)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# fuck yeah
it'll be awesome, man.

edit Sorry to TJ, but I'm thinking about having oxtail soup. I know none of you care, but I'm going to share anyway.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Best of all the soups.
And gratz on the FP.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# lol wut? FP?
edit: finally, after fucking 15 million years! I now have 2 FP's! I'm in the double FP club!

I shall celebrate, with soup.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Haha, congrats!

Well deserved, I think
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# *gree* !
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# you're all cunts :'(
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Don't sweat it, guy.
You're OK in my book.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# well snugglewuggles to you too!
the rest of you, all fucking mean bullies :(
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Where's my fucking picture you cunt?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Also DIY technohacks
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Z) Discomeats bird stories
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# There was this bird in a nightclub
and this dude she clearly had no interest in standing behind her making the most of the "lack of space" and trying to rub himself against her

she said to me "do you want to swap places?" and I said "I don't fancy him either" then laughed.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Roffle.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# also, I have a O_O WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK BE WRONG WID YOU WOMAN bird story that I already posted on here.. some time ago
I can't remember it as well as I remembered it then but it was amusing.

use keywords "talking to boyfriend" "mobile" "herself into a frenzy" might find it with that.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# to be honest, qotw has run it's course
it just seems so desperate and needy. best just not bother.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Talk's gone shit(ter) and /board's not what it used to be. Maybe it's time b3ta called it a day.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# talk is a useful way of siphoning off the bitterest board members
/board is doing ok. it's as slow as it was when i joined
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# infact, this whole internet lark, it'll never catch on.
screw the whole thing
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# don't go too far
i might have to talk to my wife
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# crikey, I know man
find a really big unreadable book.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# That's what they've done to the French Internet.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# C'est un bon bon de pomp tu bang bang avez vous un pompt tu pompt?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# I did a bit of selective ignore buttoning
and am enjoying the board a lot more
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# W
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# A
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# N
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# K
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# S
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# T
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# A
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# H
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# N
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# G
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# O
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# X
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# Mornington Crescent
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# I
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# A
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# R
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# D
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# K
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# O
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# I
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# P
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# W
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# N
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# A
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# D
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# \o/
A+ for effort.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# It was probably the most pointless thing I've done in months
with the possible exception of trying to explain something to my boss using logic and rationality.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Is Moggy your boss?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# sounds familar :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# why?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# P
I had an idea for a website called Turd Diaries. upload pictures of every one of your shits. Take a nostaligic look back over the logs you've crimped over the past year. Share your best richards with friends. vote for Deuce of the Day. the platform will be open ended so third party providers can develop apps. It'll be massive. I just need to raise the venture capital
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# do you think zuckerburg stopped just because someone else already had the same idea?
no. he went to work for them and stole it. This is web 2.0, a true social faeces network, a completely different offering. And this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for investors to get in at the ground floor
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Seems appropriate somehow

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# ace
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Ack-ack! Budda-budda-brrrrrap!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Terrifying technology of the 50's, man.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Eheh heh
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Arff
You deserve a click.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:59, archived)
# This is an all time good thing
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# It really puts the ding in Schrödinger
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# bada ding bada ding!
I don't even know what I just typed.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# oof!
you clever swine, you.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# well, there's a first time for everything
:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# FP skills
:)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# *grabs the remote control and flies it to hover over Fukushima*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# :o
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# >:-)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Moggy is the Ö
Brief TJ: How do all you guys find out the filesize of a posted image so quickly?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I think firefox gives you all the properties for an image if you right click on it
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# If you're using Chrome - it seems rather reluctant to tell you unless you're really determined to find out.
If you need to know in a hurry: Save the image to desktop, right click, check properties.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Got Chrome?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Sweet, sweet candy!
Ta, Mister.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# That's the ticket :D
Cheers Toasty!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# right click - 'image properties'
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# "make more coherent quantum entanglement, little cat!"
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Arf
Very good : D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Nice!
Has anyone done a Hello Kitty one yet?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# *steals*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Please do, I don't have the time.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# oh dear..
edit Shouldn't that be HELO Kitty?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# HAHA
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I seem to have touched something with this image.
I'll need people to show me where it touched them.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# *points at bum*

This is LIFE
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
#

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Frontarse
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# It's dead.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# :o
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Fuckin hummus
Proper lol
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# It did take a surprisingly long time though innit
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha magnificents :D
and proper woo for the fp!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# yay \o/
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# why have you not compeed it??
fits the brief nicely
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
excellent fp
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# *glee*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# :D
fantastic!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# ta
(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# haha
needs compo-ing!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# might be too late now
(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# eh?
Despite actually having a degree in physics, I don't get it. Help.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# snap
Physics degree here as well and also don't have a clue!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:41, archived)
# did you geniuses de-lurk just to brag about your degrees?
it's not fucking rocket science
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:07, archived)
# Heh, no
I delurked because it's especially frustrating and embarrassing that I just don't get this evidently simple joke! So you going to be a champ and help me out here?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# !
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:10, archived)
# I think...
...that it's just a reference to that dead-cat quadrocopter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kslv7l75jQ). I don't think it's got anything to do with the uncertainty principle or entanglement, just that schrodinger's cat involved a dead cat, as does the helicopter. Amirite?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# yay
It's just yer generic news based crap pun, ultimately :)

If I tried to make a witty joke about quantum mechanics I think I'd end up beside myself.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Opportunistic pun overthought :)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# This device ought
to scare the living daylights out of Schrödinger's cat.

However, we'll never be sure :-/
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 7:43, archived)
# Do not operate schrodinger's helicopter while operating schrodinger's helicopter for safety reasons.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Brilliant.
:D

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# omg
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# As seen at recent japanese helicopter museum.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:01, archived)
# i saw a bird feeding its baby and it was such a sweet moment that i had to draw this...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# No, worms! Do not smile!
This is not freedom, it is death!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# the cut worms is many death to the head
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Nipple-eyes
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# ah, the magic of nature
edit, the other day, I saw a bird trying to eat road kill, while other cars were pizza'ing the roadkill.

Also, I see some O_O behaviour from birds out of my window, which includes: seagulls taking the piss out of every other bird, seagulls abusing crows, crows appearing IN A HUGE FUCKING GANG the likes of which I have not seen before waiting I presume for seagull related amusment, and also "Please leave me the fuck alone you fucking Pigeon" Pigeon.

I now know some of the reason bird watchers watch birds, because birds are fucking mental.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# yes! this is true!
ive seen the very same things.
mentalists, the lot of em!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# and they say only humans wage war
They haven't seen a fucking angry chicken!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I have clicked "like" because I liked this post
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# *glee* for wild chickens in the wild
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I can see a lot of birds in the park here below my study room window
Some mental shit going on, yo
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# feathers be a flyin, yo
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Awwww
;)

I like the stone eggs
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I had two crows try to get me to feed them.
I was riding by on my bike in the forest. Two loud screechers scared me, and I stopped. They were huge babies. On the way back one had it's head torn off. So I made a box and screwed it to a tree, and put the baby up there. A week of parents feeding it, and shitting everywhere, and it looks like success. It was tough because I had to lug the ladder and everything a quarter mile into the forest. But crows are excellent hell raising animals.

Oops. Nice hideous drawing. Also, the crows I saw had been blown out of their nest by high winds. The end.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# bless
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Busy week
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# di'sappointment
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Destiny calling.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# meer bombers?
she is getting jaded
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# haha
mind piss
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# meer bombers?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# This Summer's Collection will prove to be a real blast
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Choux bomber
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Been a while since I made anything. How're things, folks?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Judging by your picture you're already abreast of current affairs.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# HER ASS!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Your AssHoleness, may I speak to your ass!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# HIS ASS flatulating presently, perhaps you could avail yourself of HIS ASS at a later time.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Talk to the ass
cos the face ain't listenin'
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# *click hide button as always*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# CAPTAIN! SHE IS FOREVER ALWAYS CLICKING MY HIDE BUTTON
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# HA!
This'll go well...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Oh my.
Is he waiting for his immaculate contraption?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# About time this got another outing!

I am not proud, nor am I ashamed.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# hahah!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# ahahaha
love the text also
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Fine Arts!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# 4eva in R a$$ :(
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Irish
Priest
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Hot dog buns.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# is that cartman's head
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Genuine LOLs
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# ARTBASE: MY BRAINPOCKET


edit: sorry there are no cats in this picture.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Luckily, schamergus.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# otherwise, gimjallebong
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Well yes, there are arguments both for and against.
Burfathagnon, realistically.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# well, schismakejeila, possibly, but in this economy
I feel that is wholly erroneous!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Haha oh well played sir.
Entirely fercus.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# as they say, without desprongles, are we but jubbanongs!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Gonads and gristle.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# just be careful about being nailed.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Ouch.
:)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# once you get past the pain, you start to like it
:)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I was trying to draw a cool looking airship
but somehow I ended up with this.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I think you were done for the moment you started drawing nails
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# yeah
LOL
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# that's interestingly good
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# yay, I'm glad.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# lolchairs redux
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I imagine there's little hidden draws to keep jewellery in.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS
PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# If I ever have a trophy room, I'm totally getting one of these.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:16, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I see an empty chair where Tiny Jim once sat..
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# P2 Propaganda Due $€¥


HERE 300 KB, ... but the assholes are still huge!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# That's a pretty hoopy piece of perspective animating
Edit: Although I think the sky possibly moves a bit too much
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Wait.....is this about the pope?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# That's nice dear
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# ALL TIME THE POPE!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# who cares?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I was just thinking about the Pope.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# And the Pope was just thinking about you................
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# That's "Amoreee"!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Perhaps the Pope was just thinking about you
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# The Random Gang.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# you appear to have escaped an arse raping for the file size
where's a priest when you need one
edit: nice effect though and the sea sick one earlier :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Oh blimey it is a bit big
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# said the choirboy to the bishop
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# That's what HE said.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# yes, sorry ... I will try to keep it smaller next time
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# That's what the pope said
or something.
I really am trying dude but I have to be honest, I think it's played. Maybe try the Dalai Lama?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA
THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA
THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# I mean, I'm willing to give it a go if you are.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# this is new :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I'm beginning to believe!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Really?
I'm beginning to tire.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# the pope? the, you know, the pope?
the, the pope, I guess?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I have it on good authority that: the pope.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# so, then...
the pope I suppose.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I wonder what it's like being this tiresome.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# InsectChild has the answers you seek.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Unfortunately, nothing InsectChild says makes sense.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Not all answers make sense.
Seriously.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# needs more eu parliament building
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Thank mod it got edited
Was it REALLY one millibyte???
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)

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