(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:12,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:03,
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God I missed you, mofaha.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:14,
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Hello there :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:41,
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I've been away for... years.
I'm happy to see that everything is pretty much the way it was when I left it. I was expecting this place to have become infected with reddit memes by now.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 7:15,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:06,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 4:07,
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Fucking hell
You're obsessed with Hitler, aren't you.
(El Cid...wing attack plan R...,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 7:56,
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(Purple Martinis board sigless,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:32,
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Little did he know it would be many centuries before his idea would come to fruition.
Woo!
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 2:43,
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He was singing your praises earlier today. We agreed
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:10,
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Cheers!
It's all been worth it just to imagine the smile on his cherubic little* face. *I have no idea whether this an accurate description of his face but I dearly hope so
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:16,
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And you did that to help our cats, outstanding
Give me a shout if you want to meet them. Thor's been down, and was overwhelmed by a ring-tailed lemur; though he's obviously to hard to ever admit it
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:20,
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yeah, animals an' shit, innit!
what ever!
*huggles kitten*
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:22,
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Hot spunk
Really? That would be amazing..!
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:24,
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Seriously, any time mate
b3ta has been seriously kind to looking after those rather large cats; a personal tour of the place is the least I can do
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:37,
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...If you're serious, I would love that!
Where is the sanctuary based?
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:42,
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Welwyn, Hertfordshire
Check out the website, long term b3tan Puromycin looks after it for for us; he has experienced the magic :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:47,
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Oooh!
I live around Thame/Aylesbury. You're not that far! Could I gaz you in advance when I have a weekend to spare?
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:50,
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Sure
With car it's easy, straight up the A1, without it's almost as easy from Kings Cross, (with the finest stuffed croissants known to humanity sold in the station)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:00,
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Brill! I'll be in touch
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:09,
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she's hot, but her sword technique is shit
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:30,
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You're just bitter the lemur flipped you doing judo
(JahledThree shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:03,
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it is utterly fantastic
my 6 year old daughter likes it and recognised it's based on a japanese print, my wife even said it would look framed on the wall, not just in the downstairs toilet, in a main room in the house that people will see when hey visit.
i am chuffed beyond words, it's exceeded what i expected.
i'm glad you didn't pop a vessel in your head while painting it.
:)
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:17,
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This was actually the most fun I've had painting in a while!
So thank you for the commission. I'm chuffed to the nines that you like it!
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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i loves it
hard!
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:24,
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:)
(Willmotlaid a scotch egg,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:25,
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You two should collaborate more often if this is what comes of it.
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:49,
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FUCK SPIDRE!
(PR1CKBOTIS ONLINE,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:46,
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oooo!! working that hawaiian tropic look
on it's pedipalps :D
edit: more of an oooo missus sorry *cough*
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:57,
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:P
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:06,
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Can it be silked?
Ooops, she missed the bucket again
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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Scaryduck is off being a media luvvie
so we have to do a quick old skool QOTW vote:
F) DIY Technohacks - the return. This time it's personal fucking dangerous! (dchurch)
W) The B3TA cookery book - We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. (Scaryduck)
A) Behind the Scenes - Secret places you know how to get into / what's really going on back there.
P) Shit Stories (part 3) - It's 4 years since Shit Stories (Number Two) and 8 since the original Shit Stories. It's a fair bet some of you have done a poo since.
Vote now, vote often with your chosen letter. I'll tally them up in an hour or so when I've finished trawling through last week's QOTW for the funnies.
It was probably the most pointless thing I've done in months
with the possible exception of trying to explain something to my boss using logic and rationality.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:39,
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Is Moggy your boss?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:04,
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sounds familar :D
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:06,
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why?
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:33,
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P
I had an idea for a website called Turd Diaries. upload pictures of every one of your shits. Take a nostaligic look back over the logs you've crimped over the past year. Share your best richards with friends. vote for Deuce of the Day. the platform will be open ended so third party providers can develop apps. It'll be massive. I just need to raise the venture capital
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:34,
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(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:37,
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do you think zuckerburg stopped just because someone else already had the same idea?
no. he went to work for them and stole it. This is web 2.0, a true social faeces network, a completely different offering. And this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for investors to get in at the ground floor
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:51,
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Seems appropriate somehow
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:19,
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ace
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:20,
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:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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did you geniuses de-lurk just to brag about your degrees?
it's not fucking rocket science
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:07,
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Heh, no
I delurked because it's especially frustrating and embarrassing that I just don't get this evidently simple joke! So you going to be a champ and help me out here?
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:10,
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I think...
...that it's just a reference to that dead-cat quadrocopter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kslv7l75jQ). I don't think it's got anything to do with the uncertainty principle or entanglement, just that schrodinger's cat involved a dead cat, as does the helicopter. Amirite?
Do not operate schrodinger's helicopter while operating schrodinger's helicopter for safety reasons.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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Hahahahahaha!
Brilliant. :D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:43,
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yay
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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omg
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:10,
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As seen at recent japanese helicopter museum.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:01,
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i saw a bird feeding its baby and it was such a sweet moment that i had to draw this...
(chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:05,
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No, worms! Do not smile!
This is not freedom, it is death!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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the cut worms is many death to the head
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:20,
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Nipple-eyes
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14,
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ah, the magic of nature
edit, the other day, I saw a bird trying to eat road kill, while other cars were pizza'ing the roadkill.
Also, I see some O_O behaviour from birds out of my window, which includes: seagulls taking the piss out of every other bird, seagulls abusing crows, crows appearing IN A HUGE FUCKING GANG the likes of which I have not seen before waiting I presume for seagull related amusment, and also "Please leave me the fuck alone you fucking Pigeon" Pigeon.
I now know some of the reason bird watchers watch birds, because birds are fucking mental.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:19,
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yes! this is true!
ive seen the very same things. mentalists, the lot of em!
(chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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and they say only humans wage war
They haven't seen a fucking angry chicken!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:32,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:16,
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I can see a lot of birds in the park here below my study room window
Some mental shit going on, yo
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:09,
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feathers be a flyin, yo
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:16,
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Awwww
;)
I like the stone eggs
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:09,
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I had two crows try to get me to feed them.
I was riding by on my bike in the forest. Two loud screechers scared me, and I stopped. They were huge babies. On the way back one had it's head torn off. So I made a box and screwed it to a tree, and put the baby up there. A week of parents feeding it, and shitting everywhere, and it looks like success. It was tough because I had to lug the ladder and everything a quarter mile into the forest. But crows are excellent hell raising animals.
Oops. Nice hideous drawing. Also, the crows I saw had been blown out of their nest by high winds. The end.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:29,
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bless
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:06,
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you appear to have escaped an arse raping for the file size
where's a priest when you need one edit: nice effect though and the sea sick one earlier :)
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:50,
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Oh blimey it is a bit big
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:54,
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said the choirboy to the bishop
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:55,
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That's what HE said.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:56,
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yes, sorry ... I will try to keep it smaller next time
(imchockedCAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:58,
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That's what the pope said
or something. I really am trying dude but I have to be honest, I think it's played. Maybe try the Dalai Lama?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:11,
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THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA
THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA THE DALAI LAMA
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:12,
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I mean, I'm willing to give it a go if you are.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:12,
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this is new :)
(imchockedCAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:44,
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I'm beginning to believe!
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:52,
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Really?
I'm beginning to tire.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:57,
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the pope? the, you know, the pope?
the, the pope, I guess?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:58,
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I have it on good authority that: the pope.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:00,
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so, then...
the pope I suppose.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:09,
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I wonder what it's like being this tiresome.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:58,
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