he forgot to mention he is an orphan, innit.
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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hit me with your batarangsex and drugs and arkham roll
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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Also, just checked your profile, and it appears you are Satan(AICMFP)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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Eins for ze money, zwei For Ze Show, drei to get ready, now....GO KATZ GO!!!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:18,
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i was in an 'antique' shop tdaythey had a bronze bust of hitler for £20.
i nearly bought it but he looked a bit grumpy
(i nearly bought it but he looked a bit grumpy
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:19,
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and nobody wants a grumpy hitlereveryone wants a happy hitler!
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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maybe i could paint him a jaunty colour
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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and make him into a jaunty seaside laughing hitler?
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:34,
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In a red-and-white-striped bathing costume"It's zo bracing, ja"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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he looks a bit like shakin' stevens with a hare lip :)
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:19,
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haha..Hair lip you mean?
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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Actually, he looks UNCANNILY like John Barrymore
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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hahah DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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You know I was seriously thinking of doing an Elvis Hitler the other daybut then decided to do my gif of George Harrison driving a tank instead.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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i missed that ..feel free to PR :D
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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OKI've been toying with the idea of making it part of a series, with various Beatles committing acts of war.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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do it..i can see ringo riding the bomb a'la dr strangelove..
I had to add this to your gif :D
(I had to add this to your gif :D
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:11,
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Hehe, nicealthough in actuality, Lennon was miles away, massing his armies for a counter-attack
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:48,
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p.s. just in case you need an empty abbey rd(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:12,
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mictoboy.co.uk/other/abbeyroad_beatles.psd
edit: looks like miss ho was using my source (from the look of the beetle)
edit2: on second inspection, probably not
(edit: looks like miss ho was using my source (from the look of the beetle)
edit2: on second inspection, probably not
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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oohthat's great!!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:20,
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if i could be arsed i'd revisit itthere are a few niggles with it now i look back
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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Yeah I saw that onebut the lighting and perspective aren't as nice. Plus I quite enjoyed cloning out the Beatles.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:44,
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so did oasis!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:58,
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i stumbled upon them too:D
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:18,
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John Peel said he had more complaints from Hitler fans than from Elvis fans when he played Elvis Hitler songs.I've always thought he made this up, I can't imagine Hitler fans listening to Peel.
( Shlvng,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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dusted off some old Cramps records on the weeked, so I can only endorse this sort of thingwww.youtube.com/watch?v=y91M6a2ZA-k
rock on Lux
(rock on Lux
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 3:03,
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inspired by barzo's post further down the board and the various mcdonalds olympic shenanigans
Ronald McHitler™
(although to be honest it just looks like a miserable racist clown with a huge afro)
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:45,
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It takes a lot of effort to make a salad entirely out of salt.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:17,
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1 bag cheese and onion crisps...1 bag salt and vinegar crisps,
1 bag ready salted crisps.
Mix together in a bowl
And voila! A nice crisp salad.
(1 bag ready salted crisps.
Mix together in a bowl
And voila! A nice crisp salad.
An Egg ,D,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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BLAM BLAM BLAM!! give 'em out with happy meals..mechanically retrieved litchenstein
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 23:34,
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What? Speak up! What's that?Two diners 'ave-a-lunch at Raymont-Blanc's?
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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Hannibal King + Deadpool + Green Lantern = Ryan ReynoldsMoreau + Heimdall = Idris Elba.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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^ this Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 0:41,
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Superman is on fireThat'll learn him
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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INTERROBANGINTERROBANGQUESTIONMARKQUESTIONMARK
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:20,
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Holy Crowley!This is a bit better than your previous entries. I don't see how they all qualify as self-portraits though.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:55,
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Nope.Uncle Crowley was nowhere near as evil as the pope.
Bloody wicked, but I'd love to buy him a drink.
(,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:45,
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Bloody wicked, but I'd love to buy him a drink.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Self portrait"){kind=small}
I burble as I come.
An abomination of nature. Sorry.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:45,
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Precisely, Captain!I've been gyreing and gimbling all day long!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:27,
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quite glad you don't have aclick for biggerer ;D
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:48,
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This reminds me to play Spore again mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:09,
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if I were you I'd go and see the quack :D Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 0:43,
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Don't know how I managed to make myself look so fat......
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:45,
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Yay, thankyou :-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:53,
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you could always change the image dimensions to make yourself narroweroh if only that worked in real life,
...
(...
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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I could but I was getting bored of it.....Be great if that did work in real life!
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:56,
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Haha, cheers :-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:58,
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And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
(His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:54,
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It's that thin on top these days, the slightest breeze makes it float a little too freely! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:57,
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I was going to suggest a b3ta baseball cap but couldn't find oneI guess you could always put these on your head instead for the full wibble wibble insane look
bigger
(bigger
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:23,
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Haha, but then I'd look like Tony fucking Blair!
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:27,
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yeah, you wouldn't want to look like that knobhead Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:35,
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Indeed not :-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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I'll stick this in this thread, because it looks like you spent time on yours. I sure didn't. XD
I might patent a respirator that you can clip a JD bottle on to.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:57,
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Haha, that's super stuff, but you already covered the JD joke I was going to use! ;-)Here I am on my birthday, it took hours to do ;-)
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:01,
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You know, I completely forgot about the VAG CREAMS up until this morningwhen I found this.
And cheers! :D I think I can get used to this black and white bold-as-fuck thing I've got going on. ^^
(And cheers! :D I think I can get used to this black and white bold-as-fuck thing I've got going on. ^^
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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COR! that must have taken days to do! click!I like the black and white thing :-)
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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It took 3 hours to do the shading on the lips. :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:37,
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I can belive it looking at the detail...... perfectly ballanced they are....I bet you finished up with 2 or maybe even 3 layers in the final PSD form
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:40,
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I ended up with, damn, I dunno, like, 12 on this one. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:47,
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All worth the effort though, when you finish up with an end result as polished as that though The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:54,
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I know right? I'm well chuffed with this piece. :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:19,
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You should maybe think about doing 5 or 6 of them every day...If you've got the time anyway.... people would love to see them :-)
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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You look like a furtive journalistThat's good
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:23,
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If I ever get a job in journalism, I'll keep the JD respirator in mind.Might give my reports a bit more pizzazz. ;D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:38,
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This is good, man!More of this style over anthropomorphic foxes if that's acceptable.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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If I'm gonna be honest, the whole furry thing's been played out now.I'm gonna continue that A-Z thing, but I can't see it going any further than that.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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Hahahaha, I must have matured........My nickname all through my late teens into my late twenties was.... JC!
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:15,
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Demis Roussos:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:31,
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Hahaha, so that's your revenge for me calling you Peggy Hill then! ;-)I knew I should have outlined my chin..!
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:34,
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hahaha that's quite a talent :Dvery distinguished beard; were you badgered into posting?!
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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A bit of pushing is good, being a badger I am a little set in my ways ;-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:23,
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He's just finished off a string of dried Afghans' ears. Mmm, war jerky.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:31,
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He just had sex with the Pope, so now he's eating a Marlboro The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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someone must have told him smoking them was bad for your health Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:42,
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Smoking's bad M'kay..... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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He loves to choose.... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:43,
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and he'll eat for a day,but give him a pretzel rod...
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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Mini me down my local beach yesterday
and yes I have a massive deformed left arm :)
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:03,
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clown white works better PedroHin Update your profile or Logout,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:36,
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nice shadesare you a famous model ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:04,
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Yes*No
Edit: haha fuck I'm slow in the head today - not had my airfix yet :)
(Edit: haha fuck I'm slow in the head today - not had my airfix yet :)
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:05,
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Overdoing the tilt-shift I see you trendy bugger :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:19,
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Yay for Campers :-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:31,
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I'v got three matchbox sized ones.....A red/white green/white and grey/white....
Michael Barrymore had one that was Allwhite!
(Michael Barrymore had one that was Allwhite!
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:04,
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Cool, I have about 15 various sizesI had 2 full size ones when I was younger, so expensive now they become trendy, I'm saving up for a T25 automatic instead :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:14,
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You' just made me emviouse there......I always wanted a really one myself,ever since I first saw one in a carpark at Mablethorpe when I was about 4 years old, never have been able to afford one.
You going to paint the T25 like a Scooby wagon!
(You going to paint the T25 like a Scooby wagon!
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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Probably be all purist about it and go all original paint parts etc like my T2 Bays :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:43,
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Just a shame about the price of the old campers......I can't think of any other vehicle off the top of my head. that is always such a treat to see when you see one driving down the road
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:51,
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I've just realised that this reminds me of terry jones Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:34,
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Philip, have you got my glasses ? Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:54,
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Basically,
Edit: Thanks Tragic Monkey ;)
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:36,
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I sense a repost coming on
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:48,
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funny coz it's trueI bet Boris says whoopee a lot
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:53,
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^ totes Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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hahaha excellent satireand choice of boris photos
*click*
(*click*
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:44,
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The man's a veritable goldmineand thanks
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:14,
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Haha, about somes it up... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:47,
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nicelyI just read about the no chips thing, what the cunting fuck? chips ARE British and that fucking american corporation mcdonalds goes and gets it banned? fuck them, fuck them all
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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very much this indeed Misscongrats on the EFFPEE!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:42,
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You know what's bugging me?The organisers of these here Olympics have done a fantastic job so far. To build so many quality sporting arenas and fit all of these events in a city like London is a quite remarkable feat - yet all they get is mocking. In any other country their efforts would be lauded, often with 'You'd never catch us doing anything that well' but as it's in our own back garden we mock and demean.
Really winds me up, rule Britannia. We're the size of a small state in the USA and we're hosting the biggest sporting event in the world.
(,
Tue 17 Jul 2012, 1:43,
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Really winds me up, rule Britannia. We're the size of a small state in the USA and we're hosting the biggest sporting event in the world.
You must be very easily bugged given that the mainstream media is overwhelmingly pro-Olympics. If you get so severely wound up by a little bit of satire (which highlights genuine concerns about the event) I suggest you avoid places like b3ta.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:44,
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I guess you're not even allowed a chip on your shoulder inside the stadium. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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I don't think they had potatoes the last time people wore codpieces. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:22,
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Verily, mi'lawd.I mean uhh, yeah, that's probably right.
EDIT: Oooh, image challenge idea! *dashes over to suggestions*
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1673410
(EDIT: Oooh, image challenge idea! *dashes over to suggestions*
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1673410
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:28,
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This week it should very obviously be shedsVOTE SHEDS
"The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By "the world" I mean "the media". Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un."
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1672908
VOTE SHEDS
("The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By "the world" I mean "the media". Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un."
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1672908
VOTE SHEDS
boris the spider,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:55,
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Anything but the sodding Olympics! *votes*I've got a particularly manky shed. (or Manc-y, ha ha ha...)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:59,
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ta ladsi might spend the next couple of weeks photoshopping sheds anyway, regardless of how unlikely it is rob will allow anything shed-based back on b3ta
( boris the spider,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:04,
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I bet this gets a shed load of votes Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:03,
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I am anabaSHED Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:08,
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It's the tents that have got the pole,surely the sheds would be getting it up the wrong'un?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:03,
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hmmmproper sheds have wood though. maybe it's turn and turn about
( boris the spider,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:04,
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A shed giving a tent a reach-around. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:15,
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Care to provide a link to the terminally lazy?I mean, it's like three clicks away from here.
clicked, by the way.
(clicked, by the way.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:56,
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Sorted! It is quite a few clicks away, you're not wrong.I think it was about 4.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:00,
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Made the trip myself.www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1673422
'Escaping Stalag B3ta'
('Escaping Stalag B3ta'
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:02,
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Now there's a film I'd watch!Or make, or consider making, or something...
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:08,
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What kind of contradiction is it to be having McDonald's sponsoring the Olympics anyway!!There ought to be rules about sports promoting unhealthy fast food companies. Yes let's all enjoy the fantastically fit athletes competing at the top end of their respective sports while fucking munching on something that nearly 100% saturated fats and heart stopping gunk, not to mention all the sugar that's in the drinks as well as the food.
Actually I like a McDonald's meal every now and again but then I'm never likely to sprint 100 meters in under 6 weeks. ;)
(Actually I like a McDonald's meal every now and again but then I'm never likely to sprint 100 meters in under 6 weeks. ;)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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McDonald's,Coca cola, Cadbury's, Heineken.
Go figure.
(Go figure.
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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Ture - it's really a sad indictment that only these types of companies have the budget for sponsorship
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:40,
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and EDFgits raised my gas & elec prices this year, pees me off knowing my money's being spent sponsoring running & jumping
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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No-one else's hobbies get the same treatment.That's one of the things that annoys me about the olympics. Fuck, I don't demand a national academy for drawing birds, or collecting James Bond novels, so why do they get all that money and attention for running and jumping?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:21,
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at least it's not cigarettes anymore
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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Yes although it would be funny to have Benson and Hedges sponsoring the Olympics
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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it would have to be behind screens and only over 18's allowed to watch Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:11,
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Cor, you've seen my shopping list! ;-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:30,
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The only time..I generally go in Mcdonalds is to use their toilets whilst out and about, having a Mcpiss as I call it.
(,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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I do that in train stationswhen you have to pay to use the station's own faciliies.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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If you gofor a dump, it's a McShit. If you get questioned and tell them that you're going order afterwards, it's a McShit and Lies
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:44,
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EM
WB
Early morning Wobbly Bloke?
(WB
Early morning Wobbly Bloke?
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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apologies for lack of quality and taste
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:09,
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slipping this in rather late
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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The way all these corporate behemoths behaveJust seems so staggeringly removed from the worlds that the people they want to exploit inhabit, it kind of makes we wonder how much of it is arrogance and how much is ignorance.
But yup, what vile, smegma-huffing cuntflaps.
(But yup, what vile, smegma-huffing cuntflaps.
Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:29,
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haha, the power of advertising, Not had a eatout burger for about a year, but now I want a big mac... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:50,
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The years have not been kind to Dave Foley.
Evidently, neither has his ex-wife.
30 Helens agree.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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The fella on the left gives Harry Hill collar envy.He could hang-glide with that thing.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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Who's Dave Foley?Is it one half of eighties pop legend, Dollar?
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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Now I have to decide; Foley or Duchovny ?...
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Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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Peggy Bundy!AAAYYYYLLLLL!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:48,
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foleywith soft lighting.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:49,
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i'll have to show you all a pic of me in drag sometimenahhh... :P I don't think it would be received too well.
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Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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catcher not pitcher? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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it's not like that, man!:D
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Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:50,
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I think it would go down very well and may I say POIDH ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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The guy on the left looks like a slightly curdled Simon Pegg. Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:32,
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The Loch Ness Monster: An OutlineEssentially, it was a toy submarine bought from F.W. Woolworths with a head and neck made
of plastic wood, built by Christian Spurling, the son-in-law of Marmaduke Wetherell, a big game hunter
who had been publicly ridiculed in the Daily Mail, the newspaper that employed him.
(,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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of plastic wood, built by Christian Spurling, the son-in-law of Marmaduke Wetherell, a big game hunter
who had been publicly ridiculed in the Daily Mail, the newspaper that employed him.
it was an elephant swimming (if you believe that)/nessiesreal
( prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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I heard it was Doc Shiels' arm and hand.It's pretty convincing given the guy's history and his closeness to the Fortean community.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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Having housed Oscar Wilde, the Krays, Charles Bronson and Julian Assange, Wandsworth is surely the classiest of prisons.Nice job Sundae.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:41,
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For me it is a bit like watching Crimewatch.It's nice to catch up with family from time to time.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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Edit : in retrospect this image looks condescending / patronising, it wasn't meant that way. Sorry Miss!
Shlvng,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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Worry not.Wasn't taken that way.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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this will happen sooner than you think it appears authorities already have the the power to do what they like...
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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I should have put"Using the olympic logo". I forget that some people actually read and remember what I type on here.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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No one has committed the crime of using the current games' logo though.Several have been hospitalised for epilepsy, however.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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Send the set of events to Private EyeThey quite enjoy pointing out the repellent commercialism that LOCOG seem to be embracing.
But what can we expect from an organisation that though a cartoon family incest logo and a pseudo-Queen pomp-rock soundtrack would make a country proud?
BTW - nice pic as ever... "free the Comic Sans One".
(But what can we expect from an organisation that though a cartoon family incest logo and a pseudo-Queen pomp-rock soundtrack would make a country proud?
BTW - nice pic as ever... "free the Comic Sans One".
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:31,
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Now Momma's in the backroom, serving up rocks. Daddy's in Wandsworth, sitting in a box..
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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Unforgivable Horror ;) Nice picture Sundae.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Yay, are you really 5'10" ?That's over six foot when you're in heels!
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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I might have shrunka little, but yeh, I'm lanky and skinny. Side on I look like a golf club.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:33,
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I always thought you had your head in the clouds sometimes ;-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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Oy, Sundae!That's a studio shot, isn't it? Give us a chance!
It's mostly ugly blokes around here...what chance have WE got?!
Nice portrait, too. *click*
(It's mostly ugly blokes around here...what chance have WE got?!
Nice portrait, too. *click*
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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We dont serve your type
(
Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 0:22,
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Atomic is the only Nuke Dude I know ofand that's sure as hell not him
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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Nice!This is the sort of place I'd like to live
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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I give up, where's Wally ?awesome drawing skills
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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I do wishyou'd put more detail in your drawings. Minimalist does nothing for me.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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nice
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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Very cyberpunk. I like it a lot! *clicks* Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:59,
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This reminds me of the Akira novels.Please have a click.
( Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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Superb..... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:13,
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Hmmmmmwww.google.co.uk/search?q=jelly+willies&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=P6UCUMCwOuHN0QXgsvmABw&biw=1440&bih=742&sei=RqUCUNX_ArGV0QXo-sGUBw
So what exactly have you done here that's original?
(So what exactly have you done here that's original?
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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I think he's merely suggesting that his penis is small and gelatinous.Or perhaps that his penis comes in a box. Fnaar.
( Shlvng,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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Or, looking at the picture there,it's red and covered in blisters
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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P'raps he's trying to say he's not a cuntBut then, by posting this ...
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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are you saying that you have erection problems?(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:48,
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Nom nom.. The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:17,
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PVC marigolds ? kinkyI think she needs a hand.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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What a scrubber ;-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:36,
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sounds like something from the Adult Channel Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:04,
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Hah - that's ace!Reminds me of that bit in 'rubber johnny' where he splats his face on the camera, and its seamlessly blended with offal
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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that's offaldefinitely some rude bits in that 2nd photo, not that I've been staring at it or anything.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:26,
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i bet you keep the insides of your aquarium spotless :P PedroHin Update your profile or Logout,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 11:40,
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hahaha Great scans there. My scanner makes such a loud whirring noise I'm sure any cat would be terrified.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:04,
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The original site from the dawn of teh internets was betterscanners were slower giving more distortion and rainbow colours :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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i had a monochrome handheld scanner that had to be dragged down the pageA color scanner was so expensive, so I tried scanning the pictures with Red, Green then Blue gels overlaid. Then I tried blending the layers with paint shop pro.
i could never get it to work :(
(i could never get it to work :(
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Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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bustedit's a still from the remake
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Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Haha yay, you look like someone off the TV that plays a policeman, but I can't remember his name The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:31,
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that's one of the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:41,
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He was in something that was on at sometime on one of the channals if that's any help....Can't remember his name......
I only know of him because I googled him, because my Mum said that I looked like him when I'm clean shaven.....
(I only know of him because I googled him, because my Mum said that I looked like him when I'm clean shaven.....
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:59,
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