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# I just can't wait for the opening ceremony
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# This is fucking smashing.
Could you kindly provide a version what I can download for my desktop wallpaper?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# thank you
just as is I'm afraid.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# You selfish, selfish little man.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# *sob*
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Sexytiem!
*bums*
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Proper good, that is.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Hmm
Smells of Catnip...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
# When all you've got is a tinfoil hat
everything smells of Catnip.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# needs more dead babies
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
#
must try harder
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Epically awesome!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)
# that's grand
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# did/will/possible/happen
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
yes new wallpaper . . .nom nom thankyou .
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Woo
Epic
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I don't know what everyone's moaning about, the olympics are going to be thOOOOO-paaaaaah
as long as you don't want to get there by bike, take the train, take the Eurostar, eat British fish 'n' chips or utter the phrase "London 2012" in public. Oh, pack your ear plugs in case some fool lets off an LRAD by mistake.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)
# This is a work of art
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# too kind
*weeps*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Tom Cruz
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# That's really sinister.
But then, that man is.

Why do you think he's gay? He's not gay!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# does it matter?
either way, i'm givin' to 'im
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
# You want the truth?
You can't handle the gay...err, I mean truth.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Teef!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# kim kardashian curtis
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# just slip this in here if I may
ah Tom and Katie.
so beautiful

Tom Holmes and Katie Cruise - Happy Days
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] First 'shop in years on here
...but a classic cult moment so go easy ;)

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)
# haha me likey :)
this competition is officially 96.5% better than it has any right to be
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Smeeee!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# GOL!
I mean, Heeeee!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Gurn Out Loud?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Shed?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
WINNA!!!

i bet it'll be murder trying to get premier tickets for this film.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Oof
Too soon, man. Too soon.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I'm the garden's reckoning...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I can dig it.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Gonna need me a whole passel o' ma best paralyzin' pizen...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Giant Fink will kill us all!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# He's not Giant
Everyone else is really small.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# If any bad guy would have a dodgy shed to make scary things in
it would be Fink Angel (and Ratty.)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Let me in, Mark...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about
but love the shed action :)


has everybody seen the Michelle Jenneke clip? I think I'm in love :)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Salem's Lot - classic vampire flick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1unHCE_Npw

Yes, Michelle is lovely isn't she. That's going in the Special Files.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:47, archived)
# never seen that before
creepy
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# >:[
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:10, archived)
# It's one movie I've never seen
And always meant too. I know what we're going to do today Ferb!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Yay! Terrifying Childhood Memories...
After Salems Lot I always used to sleep with the window open. From the point of view that if it wasn't for all teh tap tap tapping I'd still be asleep - Vampire gets bored with utter disregard for socialising and fucks off. Result!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
# why does everyone keep linking to the video with my girlfriend Michelle?
everyone stop ogling, she's mine
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
# No she is not! She's mine.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# That is some fantastic rotation going on there.
And speaking as a professional shed rotation enthusiast, I can tell you that I don't pay such a compliment lightly.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:09, archived)
# hypnoshed!
Woo
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Docking with the shed
was always a bugger in Elite
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I sense the presence of...
...Path Spader.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Where did you dig that up?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Hoe hoe hoe,
quite the rake, aren't you?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I think maybe I should throw in the trowel.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)
# That's no erm...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# I hear it made the B&Q run in less than 12 parsecs.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Unexpected stickleback to the left of screen.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:04, archived)
# he's always there man, just watching
word on the street is it's Admiral Ackbar's nephew
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Little Jimmy Minnow, off to see the stars.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# It's a tarp!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS, MRCANOEHEAD!
You win this month's "Excellent Pun" award!
Yours to keep - a boxed BluRay set of "Howards' Way"...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Nice 3D!
Also, sorry - just saw your reply down there \/ ... have been hard at work for once!
Yeah, my entry to the last challenge seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth :(
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
# this one?
b3ta.com/board/10806980
It's not tagged as image challenge and I don't think it can be changed once it's over a week old (some archiving thing)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Hmm ... that's strange, it WAS compo'd
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I'm now going to start throwing about ill-advised and badly thought out accusations of abuse of mod powers, and leave 5EVA :(
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:32, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Shed leader, standing by.
nicely done!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# 'ning
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Reminds me of that story by Irvine Welsh.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)
# pffffffft
haha
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)
# you need to create a 5 minute animation of the many deaths of Colonel Saunders at the hands of his chickens
set up a kickstarter page, you'll be rich before the Olympics has started ;)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)
# With Ronald MacDonald being trampled by cows
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:21, archived)
# that can be the sequel
don't give them everything at once, drag it out, more money!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Drill bit lickin' good!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
# 'sup B?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Yo D!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Prolong the ecstasy.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Excellent
Sick, but excellent
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Be afraid. Be slightly afraid.
(Click to embiggen)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)
# my word
this is good.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Genuinely creepy
I may actually be afraid of sheds now...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Angry window eyebrows are a nice touch.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Sumer is icumen in...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well.
Seems like a good place to pearoast the old Kitten A-Team shed defenders:
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Of course!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Resistance is futile
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:24, archived)
# In space, nobody can hear you shed
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:44, archived)
# "you will escort us to sector zero zero lawn"
and their leader is a mower called "low-cut-us"
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
#
i love this :) and I have a thing about sheds anyway...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Bradley's looking a little... Well, you know...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:06, archived)
# There's a quote of his on /links where he sticks the boot into the opinionated masses on Twitter.
I never had much time for the man, but that little outburst won me over.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)
# surely his legs have been 'shopped in this picture?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] You knew it was coming...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Morning, Ninj.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Ning Cap'n
AND a big ol' well done on the well deserved FP sir!
:D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Haha nicely.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Spot on!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Arf!
Love it!

Watched Eraserhead for the first time last week. It's a bit wierd.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha
You just reminded me of an idea I had yesterday! Off to Potatoshop!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] If it's puns you're after...
...mind if I pop this one in here?



Quick, dirty and prolly bundun...
(-10 points for anyone adding, "like your mum").
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] good morning, and good night

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Dark side of the shed, Shirley?
I like this, by the way.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:50, archived)
# It's a fair point
It was a toss-up. I decided to play with "side/shed" rather than go for the more natural shed punchline.

And thank you.

Ah, sheds.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Nice touch with the washing line :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:54, archived)
# cheers, sir or madam!
just realised it's missing a nice pair of Y-fronts.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:00, archived)
# :D
morning
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Hola!
You say morning, I say Jesus H it's 1AM
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:00, archived)
# The lunatic is in my shed. The lunatic is in my shed.
You raise the spade, you rake the change, you wheel your barrow down the lane..
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:03, archived)
# yay!
As a result of this challenge I have just listened to that album twice in a row. sheer bloody brilliance.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Great shed in the sky. Or Time (it took to make the shed)
"Ticking away moments whilst I make up the doorframe, drink a bitter and wait, woodglue's gotta dry anyway."
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)
# A Shedful of Secrets?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] dr hoe
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:04, archived)
# or...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Weed 'em and reap, the shed man's hand again!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:33, archived)
# That's the way I like it, baby!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:38, archived)
# i don't wanna dig forever!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# 'place of spades'
caused me a tea/monitor issue.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:31, archived)
# :D
If nothing else, trying to learn how to use Gimp last night was totally worth it just for that.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Nice to see
"Fast" Sheddie Clarke looking so well...

Please accept this overdriven *click*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Why thank you :)
I shall cherish that click
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Lovely smoke, that man.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:31, archived)
# *clicks*
i can't beleive there's no comments for this
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:57, archived)
# I think most of us wildly applauded the first time he posted it :)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:29, archived)
# nice smokeage
Is someone smoking a spliff in there?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:52, archived)
# There have been some fine entries to this challenge.
Also, dear mod - one of my older posts seems to have been deleted ... any idea why?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:10, archived)
# what where when?
although, only the person who deleted it will have any idea why :(
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Amidoinitrite?


And Ning!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:24, archived)
# Digging a hole for hermione.
 
Well, bits of her.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:47, archived)
# Dig Hermione's hole, you say?
Well. Yes. I suppose I do....
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:59, archived)
# This week I are be mostly smoking rollies.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:08, archived)
# Rizlaramus enrolio!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:17, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:32, archived)
# haha wonderful
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:38, archived)
# You're a gardener Harry
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck with the stupid sheds, I'm going to the olympics!


PS- If you didn't see this on the links board I recommend you do.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qhR0Ie64PI&feature=g-hist
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 2:12, archived)
# Fwoar!
Having watched the youtube link I can now say that I'm in love. And it's only a three-hour drive from my house to hers!
(crickey that was a ninj-quick bit of cyber-stalking wasn't it)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 4:05, archived)
# Good luck!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 5:13, archived)
# from what I'm hearing about the traffic, he might get there in time for the closing ceremony
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:09, archived)
# I think he's talking Australia.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:12, archived)
# Fucking sheds.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:31, archived)
# SHEDS LOL
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:36, archived)
# apparently the image challenge is now like the special olympics, and the runner up gets a go the following week.
 
and in other news
www.b3ta.com/talk/7534081
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:42, archived)
# Daddy, what's a dickfart?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:03, archived)
# I believe that's when you fart out your dick.
 
and if you see your mom today, be sure and tell her SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:22, archived)
# "From Kent. 7th top 40 hit"
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Yes, Michelle and I both live in Aus.
I'll leave it to someone else to make a smutty joke about "down under".
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:43, archived)
# I'm refraining from making any jokes, lest we degenerate to branding one another dirty inbred sheepfuckers.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:45, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:56, archived)
# Tomato, tomato.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 6:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:02, archived)
# I've yet to enjoy the Horrors.
 
Had a bit of an eighties binge last weekend: Butthole Surfers, Big Black, Killdozer, Yello, Jesus & Mary Chain, Birthday Party, Cramps, Dead Kennedys.. I COULD GO ON
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOW4-oWnDPw
hahaha his voice. Fuck knows what led me to that.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:33, archived)
# Let's just boogie down together.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:18, archived)
# FRESH
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:21, archived)
# Gaz me next time you're in Sydney.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:17, archived)
# I mean not for drinks or anything, I just like to keep tabs.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:19, archived)
# NINGLES WB!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:37, archived)
# She is very easy on the eye.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:09, archived)
# Thanks for the link...that was all good.
:)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)

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