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[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:34, archived)
# I wonder if they all had splinters from touching it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:36, archived)
# splinters are the last of their worries
moments later rob came out and beat them all to death with a dildo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:53, archived)
# what an internet cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:54, archived)
# time travelling internet cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:01, archived)
# None of them want to replace the toilet paper.
Quick, to the other bathroom!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:43, archived)
# Why? Do they need a bath?
Those damn dirty apes!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:45, archived)
# \o/
ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# my god, it's full of shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)
# In the beginning there was shed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# after watching this excellent gif
i had to watch this thing again-again: www.kubrick2001.com
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)
# watched chapter 1
saving the rest for later :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)
# also interesting imo:
www.visual-memory.co.uk/amk/doc/0013.html
and rather plausible imo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:49, archived)
# sheds is knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] and Milliband the gangly twat is in the lead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:42, archived)
# * Seaches for teh quo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:45, archived)
# they're up next in the 3 legged race
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:46, archived)
# I hear they get paid to race, but very little
Quid Pro Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:22, archived)
# hahahaha
had to google that miliband source to see if it was real

fuck me.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:54, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/milirun.png
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:59, archived)
# nice one!
:)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaahahahaha
brilliant stuff


what's the original Charlie Source?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:29, archived)
# the link is on the compo page
here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I would pay good money to watch that
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Urrrrrrgh!
One egg has got awfully shit tits.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Northmost - Off the Rails
This is my first attempt at a film clip for my band's new song "off the rails". It is a little quirky hand drawn stop-motion animation.
You can check it out here -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWy9fFGc6o0
(cam29291, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:51, archived)
# Uh-oh, school holidays have started.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:55, archived)
# Unusual Solutions to the Usual Problems
www.fial.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:02, archived)
# Someone who describes their own work as "quirky" ...
Hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:58, archived)
# You'd already posted it on links, why post it here
did you want people to think you were a bit dim, or an attention seeking, spamming twat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:04, archived)
# :D
Ning Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:09, archived)
# morning fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:14, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)
# great modding
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)
# 'Ningles peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:28, archived)
# you jiggafuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 7:53, archived)
# firstly, don't delete this
secondly, you should post links on the links boards
thirdly, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiilllllll
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:04, archived)
# hated the song..liked the video
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)
# k thx bai
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# this is most people will reply all day
(likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# paper fish boy on acid in love
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# MiO
Over the past few weeks, it's been hard not to notice the heavy promotion of MiO "liquid water enhancer" here in Canada. Apparently it's a marketing attempt to sell a Crystal Light (for women) or Kool-Aid (for Kids) to men. As the little bottles of the stuff were staring me in the face in the grocery store today, I noticed a strange thing about the logo. To my twisted mind, at least, it bears a striking resemblance to a woman, viewed from below, knees bent, legs spread, with her plump, dewy lady-bits on full display.

Perhaps I am a disturbed man.


(I helped save b3ta! discodonkey, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:51, archived)
# good job knocking a post off top of board that someone put effort into with an unshopped pic.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:54, archived)
# Man this is a shocker.
Hitler's usually so laid back about stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:57, archived)
# what you need is a beat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq37JxABJRw

had this lying around for a while but I can't be arsed trying to make it better so here it is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:15, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:18, archived)
# Hitlerchoon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:22, archived)
# that comment is one letter away from being racistlolz
i go jog now, later guys.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:27, archived)
# Night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:29, archived)
# free the little guy
 
you think that's bad? how about nazi pokemans
wsfti.blogspot.co.nz/2010/04/hitlerchu.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:29, archived)
# just got what you meant, now I'm thinking blackface hitler
 
SWANEE.. MEIN LIEBLING SWANEE..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:05, archived)
# pffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:11, archived)
# since, well, ... whatever


topical!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:57, archived)
# so er, yeah.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:56, archived)
# HaHa. I don't know what this is but I like it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:59, archived)
# one of gary busey's gallstones
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:02, archived)
# I had a gallstone trapped in my bile duct.
It almost killed me in fact, because it was blocking it, and I got very sick but wasn't able to get medical help.
I have a picture of it somewhere taken with the probe when they removed it.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:07, archived)
# I hope I never see the words "bile duct" again. Good lord that sounds horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:09, archived)
# I hope I never see a picture of a "bile duct" again. Good lord that looks horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:07, archived)
# yes, i actually remember you mentioning that when you got it removed, about 2 years ago now?
well done on not doing a dead, mo.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:09, archived)
# It was December 2009
I just checked the date on the image file
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:28, archived)
# I am also glad you are not dead, which is saying a lot, coming from me
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:13, archived)
# Awww, cheers Rap :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:29, archived)
# . . . meat . . .
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:59, archived)
# Yeah this is giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:00, archived)
# Wate, is that a pizza-cutter in the white box?
This is going to get ugly real soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:02, archived)
# i think it's a shit he-man sword
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:12, archived)
# It took you seven years to take a picture to post unaltered.
How many of b3ta's members are really troll accounts just waiting to gestate . . .
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:58, archived)
# Sorry
I'm a slow learner.
(I helped save b3ta! discodonkey, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9fUwr1FiPs

"Oh! I'm sorry.. I thought you were.. circus midgets.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:04, archived)
# I'm not really seeing it to be honest.
That doesn't necessarily mean you're disturbed though. Perhaps you've just been intimate with some horribly disfigured women.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:59, archived)
# with no feet, upper body, nor labia
 
almost exactly like the letter M, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:18, archived)
# I contend...
...the labia are there! Hardly any imagination needed.
(I helped save b3ta! discodonkey, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:39, archived)
# I'll be honest, looking at the bottle I'd have assumed it was some kind of sex lube.
 
If it's a food product maybe it should have pictures of fruit on it or something
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:20, archived)
# Subliminal
I just can't imagine a bunch of marketing types sitting around a boardroom table to finalize this packaging, with nobody coming to the same conclusion I did. It's marketed to guys...maybe its subliminal sexuality is intentional?
(I helped save b3ta! discodonkey, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:47, archived)
# I think I may have seen some brands of sex lube with pictures of fruit on the bottle, this is all getting far too confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:51, archived)
# Oh Dear...
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 6:16, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:19, archived)
# Isitastartrekwarsthing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# I smell FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:49, archived)
# hahahaha, nicely.
i think it's bindun, but i believe you got the jaunt animation better.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:51, archived)
# I did the same thing with the old shopping bag man. Recycled rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:57, archived)
# ahhhhhh, henry
this one looks smoother
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:04, archived)
# Your animation of flan dancing in front of a bed of onlookers is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!!
Great!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:14, archived)
# hahaha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# ...but you've entered it into the wrong compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Shed on the left. I'm making a historical statement about the Rome and sheds.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] chg dis owt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:28, archived)
# He gets knocked down, but he gets up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:29, archived)
# shame
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:50, archived)
#
(EricTViking, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:36, archived)
# pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 2:09, archived)
# say you're the joker, you're a stone cold pop culture addled psycho
say you're fucking beaker, there is not a jury in the land that would convict
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 3:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Four King Jean He Us
Resulted in an early tea/keyboard interface
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
# ginger haired stare-out?
who will blink 1st?
(william_shatner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
brilliant!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:34, archived)
#
Laughing at this is so wrong, but I can't help myself.

Clicking would just add insult to injury.
(BinDipper, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:35, archived)
# This is full of ace!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 2:09, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 2:16, archived)
# i was going to have him as a roman soldier whipping christ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 3:06, archived)
# No, you went the right way with it. Very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:00, archived)
# thanky much, sir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:02, archived)
# you're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:04, archived)
# Just a thought...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Bradley Wiggins?
(1.618..., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Get back in your box!
(Charles. Not you, rattlehead.)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:02, archived)
# i'd prefer to see him in a casket
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)
# War has changed.
*haunting Middle Eastern vocal music.*

The war economy, and its investors, operate like a well-oiled machine.

Private Military Companies accept contracts for proxy wars, in disadvantaged countries.

War has changed.

METAL GEAR CHARLES 4: GUNS OF THE OLYMPICS.
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:52, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Making light of serious tragedy?
What has this place become?!?!?!

Nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Something shitty...

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:58, archived)
# nice ears, cocknose!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# be nice
you'll make him cry... and when he cries... you don't want to see what he does with that nose
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# reminds me i need to buy
some yummy nutyella
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:08, archived)
# funnily enough........
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:47, archived)
# brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Ace stuff!
Doc was always my favourite Dwarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] LOAD""
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# double mastectomy?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:01, archived)
# :D
double breasted suits are so 1982!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)
# they make the scars look so much neater :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I hates the baking
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# say hello to my little fairy cake
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Say hello to my little johnny

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# "Charles Monday" officially over then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I see that nose as a mouth
He looks like he's wailing in dispair
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# That logic applied to koalas makes them absolutely terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 0:50, archived)
# hhaha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# wrong colour hair
(according to the experts in the news)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# its only pretend
(1.618..., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Experts can be wrong
and so is that shooter.
Jack
even the next Joker had greenish hair - not red .
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
# red hood?
(1.618..., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Elektra?
wrong universe!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:22, archived)
# This crown deserves a better class of criminal..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# And he's gonna give it to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Is Charlie having a laugh?
TJ MOTHERFUCKERS, can anyone provide a link to the "Branson pissing on Rob" pic from the Virgin Money challenge?

Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
www.bannerblog.com.au/news/picts/bransonsbitchrc8.jpg

In return go and click on my picture! I want to make Popular page, at least. I never have. (Well, so far as I know. I never check it.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# too slow, chicken marengo
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# aww :(
i'm sorry. i'll let you have some of the chicken marengo. i don't know what chicken marengo is, but you can have some anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Hats off!!

*doffs cap*
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] One likes to Boogie...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Funky prince.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# One is the Fresh Prince of Bell-end.
One likes to bump and gurr-ind...as it were....

Right - sleep well, all. I'm off to watch "When the Wind Blows".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# that is an awesome fucking movie
it made my eye-cocks spurt water cum
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:53, archived)
# Nah.....7/10
It took me 41 years to get around to seeing it. Best bits - Roger Waters, Hugh Cornwell, Bowie soundtrack. Reminded me that growing up it wasn't the attack that scared me - that would be over in a flash - it was the total return to medieval conditions that was so terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Fake!
No iPod...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# An iWhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 2:21, archived)
# *Edit*
No..you're quite correct. One's Royal Flappers are now suitably entertained, don't-you-know? Well spotted - you win a boxed set of "Bergerac" on Betamax video.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Yes one's heading down to Hyde Park to trick up the royal box...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# wordeth
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# ghghghghghghghghghghgnarly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# He can do a 420.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# He does a 90 every saturday
and on bank holidays. She feckin luves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10812893
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# It seems like only yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Just going to pop this into the mixer then bedtiems.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
# He can't break the tape.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# But he clearly has done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Roger, the Prince and Cinders
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Why yes I did only last weekend.
Shit, hang on, that's under the Official Secrets Act.

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# The second minute mile?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Possibly The Tick beat him by a smidge.


But then he's nigh indestructible.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# He's got the unfair advantage of radioactive enhancement
or something. There should be a special category for that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# He can exert incredible pressure...
which has got to be an advantage in a competitive situation.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Wouldn't want to take him on at arm wrestling
Or tiddlywinks
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# It's like he isn't even trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# That's royal blood for you...
A lesser man would have at least loosened his tie at that point. But no, not our POW.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Went looking for the source of the sneaky Prince Charles pic, but found this instead:
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Jizzbang imminent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# "Jurassic Park!"
Alan Partridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hindenmeme
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# What a bastard
First JFK, then the Hindenberg?

Or the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# The time-travelling hitman strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] It's my challenge and I'll cry if I want to



Edit: Sorry, that was a touch on the big side. Replaced with smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# are you shedding tears?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I will be if you cunts don't vote this to win
I've never won a challenge, but then I've never had a challenge selected either, so all change!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# well, calling people names is not going to help you for a start!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# At one time my login was "Boris the Non-Swearing Spider"
I had to change it when it was obvious I was still swearing :(

Sorry for calling you a cunt, I'm sure you're not a cunt.

Edit: Not sure about the rest of them though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# He is. He's a twatflapper.
And so's his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# I quite like "twatflapper"
and the related "flaptwatter"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Fawlty Bowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# I wish I could think of a clever pun
but I'm rubbish at puns :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# You and me both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] he's getting around today
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Fnarrrr!
SEAMS good to me!
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# What a funky angle!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I've only just realised he's become a compo unto himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# i only noticed that too when i posted
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# There seem to be four challenges...
Sheds
Photoshop Prince Charles
Naughty Shop Challenge
Icon Mini Challenge
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# The icon challenge has been running since before my time on b3ta - it's the system that spawns new icons every now and again.
The shop challenge has been going a couple of years, and invariably features herb jars rearranged to spell 'FUCK'.
I think someone forgot to kill it, so it just kind of hangs around in the shadows, occasionally spelling other swearwords.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Meme it up!

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# yay!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I loved this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# This is SO full of WOO sir...
...it hurts! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# what ^ he said
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# and what ^ he said
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:29, archived)
# THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT
 
WHAT MUSIC THEY MAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 2:21, archived)
# h3donist!
"LEAVE MAIDEN ALOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# :oP
but their album artwork is so perfect for memequakes
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
memequakes...... 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Oh Brian Peppers, where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# epic!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# another epic



click for more betterer
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Jeez, this is brilliant.
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Wow!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:31, archived)
# I know it's putting a link on /board, but here's another image with loads of potential
...just wish I had the talent to exploit it...

Gentlemen, start your engines.

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article4437321.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] *joins bandwaggon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# not worthy of it's own thread....


messing around with images!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] "Come along Cammy. Let's neck some 'little fellas' and go raving"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# did he have to 'cue' up for a game or was he on the 'ball' and got there early?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)

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