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#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)
# that is fucking terrifying
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)
# It really is starting to do my head in
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:51, archived)
# especially if you suffer from mild pediophobia
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
#

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)
# who doesn't love scary doll heads

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Hadn't I been a sick fuck already,
I would have become one now.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)
# kiss it, kiss it on it's cold, dusty porcelain face
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Cor!
i think i'm getting a semi.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:21, archived)
# having it wear a sparkly bikini is just putting the icing on the turd
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)
# It's like some kind of psychotic Hindu God.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)
# stop it right now
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)
# *hiss*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)
# nice tooth fairy
although it's making me want to watch hellboy 2
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Jesus Wept
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:33, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Arrrggghhh
Nicely though
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:41, archived)
# *hides*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:53, archived)
# It gets worse
in a better way
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Rather Dario Argento. Very well done!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:39, archived)
# YOU THERE STOP THAT
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:40, archived)
# your a sick man
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] G 'n' F'n R!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Have some Art.


Click for bigger (114 kb)

I call it Paris in a Car.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:27, archived)
# barney rubble: the transvestite years
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:28, archived)
# is that princess di?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
and ooof! too soon!
*edit - I've just realised I think it actually is, I thought it was Paris Hilton showing her minge at first
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I know art me
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
# ...
thats great about art ... i like both ideas!
And i will not tell you which one is right.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
# ANGRY DUCK HEAD.


Ace pic, too.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Tehe XD
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)
# you know what? this is funny
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Is Zombie Prince Charles bumming the pink haired nurse?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:35, archived)
# This made me laugh WAY too much!
And also... I think it sums up all of our feelings....

Do you sell T-shirts with this on or will it be cheaper for me to rob the picture and go to a cheap printing place myself therefore depriving you the 17p from vistaprint?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)
# dunno why you'd want this on a tshirt
but fire away :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# To conceal my anonymousnessisationing.
Plus it's damn funny.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# ^ This in spades
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here.
Absolutely no idea at all.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)
# It's either the Human Centipede, or Zombie prince bumming
perhaps both at once
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)
# ......ok.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:46, archived)
# I'm struggling here.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
# surprise chuck
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The hills are alive with the sound of gunfire
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:19, archived)
# you have made this 1000000% better
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
The Sound of Music 2: Nazi Hunter
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice tank.
Have a repost

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:32, archived)
# If only he'd done it back when you first posted this
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Indeed.
Have another



edit/ the Cameron one was over 5 years ago! Jings!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this, and have clicked accordingly. Have a pea for roasting...
and have clicked accordingly. Have a pea for roasting...

Whoa this is nearly 6 years old! My skills are so much better* now.


*Better=the same maybe worse.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)
# this is THE BEST.
simply the best.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:01, archived)
# mdk
couldn`t stop laughing for an hour... this is the art of making stupid things silly @ it`s best.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Is that NHS blue?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Pepsi blue.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)
# also, now with added Pepsi red.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# "much more sugary and syrupy than regular cola."
Just reading about it made me feel a little nauseous.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)
# where is everyone?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:37, archived)
# i'm here
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
<clickety>
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I lost all my fingers in a bizarre wanking accident
So i can't type anymore
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Oooooh. Wrong graphic, guys.....

....how did that even get in there? Our bad.....
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:25, archived)
# *plays national anthem*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:31, archived)
# oh, there are people here
why aren't you in your cubicle?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:42, archived)
# I was kicking Keith Chegwin down the street
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:45, archived)
# you should probably get back to that then
carry on
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:50, archived)
# Hey! He's supposed to be clearing my drains!
Kick him this way
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Think they used the flag of the wrong Empire...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Fuck!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:00, archived)
# Ahahaha
The eyes O-O
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:02, archived)
# it will grow back again
trust me
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:04, archived)
# You are wise beyond your years Mr. Rattlehead.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:05, archived)
# BOOM!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:31, archived)
# Wooooooo! Fuck!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:02, archived)
# TJ: a new challenge idea
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:13, archived)
# double ended
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:37, archived)
# *repeatedly bashes 7*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:40, archived)
[challenge entry] MOAR GUNS
I don't know in which challenge to submit this. Went for Guns.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:36, archived)
# heh heh heh
good one!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:43, archived)
# top shop!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# What film is this from?
It looks fab.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Add Gunns you say?




oh and sorry this is shit, but my first go at shopping anything ever using my mad paint skillz.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:39, archived)
[challenge entry] apparently everything is better with guns
i think not
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:46, archived)
# them guns are going to slip out of them hands any second
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:53, archived)
# Such bad behavior for a married man.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:03, archived)
# Locked and loaded
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:50, archived)
# A fine start gardenclaw!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:12, archived)
# Aww thanks
I might get better at this but i doubt it. I've always been artistically shit. Some of the stuff i see on here fills me with such joy though i just want to try and join in :/
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:38, archived)
# I like this attitude.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:51, archived)
# this ^
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:04, archived)
# i get nose bleeds this high up
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:04, archived)
# this is almost exactly reflects my thoughts when i posted my first pic
and here it is!

fuckin seamless!

i'm pretty sure it's not even a lizard either
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:07, archived)
# have you tried paint.net?
it's a free program which is pretty good.
it's what i was advised to try before i got tattyshop
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:11, archived)
# bring out the GIMP
 

 
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:18, archived)
# i never tried gimp
i heard it was a bit of a head fuck to use
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:32, archived)
# like anything, there's a curve while you figure out where things are
but I like it, fully-featured and free.


 

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:44, archived)
# yeah, that's good
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Thanks
I'll have a look at this, Don't think i can justify spending money on some professional kit. So free stuff will do for now...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
# In school I used to come bottom of the art class consistently, b3ta has inspired me to try again with computers.
Keep joining in, don't be scared! I admire your bravery posting that image.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Is that Mantrid from Lexx?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:48, archived)
# there's patches in the sky
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 7:11, archived)
# Looks like Dieter Laser
but i'd ad(Bio)Vizier against it! :D

& see, that universal greeting works everytime!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Attempt no.2
A little John Woo baseball.... Definate improvement.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# there, i fixed it for you. XD
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:39, archived)
# Epic!!! There is much to be learned here. *click*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:51, archived)
# I never forgive very terrible wank guy atomic.
He is very terrible wank guy.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:20, archived)
# is there such a thing as a terrible wank?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:22, archived)
# I'd say yes, but maybe I'm just not very good at it
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:30, archived)
# you probably just need to practice more
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:42, archived)
# If he's posting on this board I would doubt it.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:54, archived)
# my heart's just not in it
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:57, archived)
# Haha! You just need some inspiration.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:23, archived)
# You sure know how to kill a fantasy. HaHA!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:28, archived)
# kill?
i thought i just created one...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:53, archived)
# Too much dangle for my liking.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:57, archived)
# thats not how you spell licking!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:18, archived)
# Ha!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:22, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha!
*markets anti suicide flying device*

and clicks
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:21, archived)
# Ive been up there
Yokohama, innit
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 6:48, archived)
# Hmm?
This is her kindly act?
...OK then.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 7:00, archived)
# i find it interesting that you're so focused on an alledged 13 year old bully
and not the teachers that were complicit.
god you're weird
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:16, archived)
# Even if you say is correct, concealment is a sin.
I am not weird.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:31, archived)
# weirdo, weirdo, weirdo!
*points*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:52, archived)
# *Put hot water on your face*
...BTW summer is hot.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:19, archived)
# I cannot accept
woo XD
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# This profile scares me so does the video
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:33, archived)
# u think thats scary?
wait till Board gets goin on your ass!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:44, archived)
# DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU POST A LINK ON THE PICTURE BOARD
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:29, archived)
#

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:02, archived)
# is there a single problem in the world that can't be answered by this?
i think not
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:15, archived)
# True
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:22, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:43, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:53, archived)
# FUCK unter uns
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ø_ø
is that the ooxml specification?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:23, archived)
#

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ZALGO
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:18, archived)
# ...
 

 
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:20, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:24, archived)
# woah.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:31, archived)
# ha ha ha!
why didn't you shop charlie tho?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:34, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:43, archived)
# you better fight - for your right
 


(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 7:21, archived)
# epic
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:43, archived)
# I watched two hours of THM repeats last night, I need help
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:20, archived)
# beats watching the new series
i've given up on it
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:39, archived)
# wut
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:27, archived)
# This
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
# bloody poms
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:24, archived)
# haha
Not having seen the original, it's hard to know how much of this you've 'shopped. Apart from the shark.
I love your stories about mental nursing, you should write more and put them on a blog or something.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:32, archived)
#
How else is Team GB gonna scrape a Bronze?!?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Christ, there's more than one of us in Radelaide?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Nice croppage! ;)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:54, archived)
# BASTARDS
How do you expect them to train with only one shark.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] It greatly improved their sprinters' times though.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:22, archived)
# ha ha!
*click*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:31, archived)
# just an observation
but from a nation that refers to brits as whingers, there's been a whole lot of whinging from australians, particularly when it comes to the olympics
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:34, archived)
# I thought they called us poms?
I don't care anyway, I call them kangaroo fuckers from wrong-way-up-land and there's nothing they can do about it because they're thousands of miles away and far too busy having wrong way up sex with kangaroos to do anything about it.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:08, archived)
# FREE SMS MEDAL ALERTS !!?!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Pop Wars
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Not now
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:18, archived)
# then when then?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:20, archived)
# 1387
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:24, archived)
# MCCCLXXXVII ?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to bring out the big guns...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:17, archived)
#
Love it!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:43, archived)
# our survey says...
WOO !
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:54, archived)
# Bwahahaha
Ridding the world of ignorance of domestic matters!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Before Lucas fucked around with it...
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha
But Spielberg shirley?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:13, archived)
# never noticed those lovely tits before!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] So that's what happened to his board...
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I didn't know Gary Glitter was a skateboarder
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Next you'll be telling me he's a nonce...
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Hurray! That Chinese guy jumping!
They make a good team.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Yay

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:32, archived)
# : D
 

 
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] pew pew
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Barney McGrugh
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# IT SAYS "DO NOT CROSS"
It's a shame his eyes aren't as big as his ears.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Feeling lucky ma'am?
Add a shed and some olympic rings.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Then add a rude word spelled out in herb jars and shrink it all down to make a mini-icon
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, you said "GUNS". Sorry.
you said "GUNS". Sorry.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# I'm actually quite hungry
and that harlot of a hot-cross bun is making me salivate
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Hooooot Crooooos Buuuuuuuns
Thats what owls eat!
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# While i was waiting for that to load, i expected Gnu's.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Gmus, surely?
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# More buns less guns!
There is a slogan everyone should get behind.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Iced finger?
Chelsea?
Bath?
Hot Cross?
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# /\ fewer
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Not selling too well, on account of having to be within 3 feet of a socket.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Haha
this is silly, and good. I'd buy one!
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Clicko
There was an anime where the super-giant robot mechas were plugged into the mains via very very long extension leads. When they fired the big guns Tokyo would black out.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# That'll be Evangelion
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)

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