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[challenge entry] Not giving a toss since 1965...


EDIT - decided to be a thread-deleting cunt instead of a reposting one.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:58, archived)
# is this a repost from earlier?
you got some 'splaining to do!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Everything is a repost from earlier these days
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# this comment reminds me, hubare, of an image I, hubare, did earlier

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# in fact... whose cock do you have to suck to get an FP around here?


by you I mean YOU.... YES! YOU!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# reminds me of this
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# the ASGOTI is in full swing, mungo!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Fair point
although I haven't paid my fees in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# you are very attention seeking, like that time you made something and posted it and expected people to reply to the thing you made
and then you were all like 'fuck dat jive, imma chill mit ma sweetswinesalad'

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Yah, those were goodtimes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:40, archived)
# this is what happens when you get a message saying that your post didn't work...
...then go out shopping and post it again when you come in.

So, do I delete the thread and become a FAQ-breaking thread-deleting cunt, or do I leave it up and remain a FAQ-breaking reposting cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)
# badgut remote mound
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Is this a spot the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Y U NO REPLY TO POSTS!!!!!!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# thanks i wanted to see it again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# you're only jealous
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# i know :(
didn't think it was as obvious though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Let's face it we're all jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The Olympic opening ceremony - preview
I is did this in me lunch hour honest boss!
goo.gl/XfPXy
It's Flash - break my server.
(gingrrr, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)
# that song is the bastard child of the kripton factor theme
I approve
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:12, archived)
# woohoo!
i saw the Hulk, Sargeant Peeper and the meanie from the beatles movie plus loads of other muthafuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Eyes of the hawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:24, archived)
# CHODE OF THE PHOENIX!
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

Ed: I do love this track from the Dork Night Rinses OST
youtu.be/ydR5SCDtt9k
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Great soundtrack, gobsmacking visuals, fantastic acting.
The beginning half hour and the last half hour showed a genius at work.
Unfortunately, it's the 104 minutes of cinematic indifference inbetween that still haunts me.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)
# yes it's about 25 minutes too long and has way too many sub plots
but it has several moments of excellence which made me forgive its short comings, plus the last shot may be one of my all time favourites of all time, ever of all time
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# It's definitely a 'need to watch it twice' film before I write it off completely.
But nothing can change the truly weedy fight scenes, or some of the other things that really bugged me (which I won't mention due to their spoilerific nature).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I thought the bane/bat fight was fucking spectacular, not because of the choreography, but more because you were seeing batman vulnerable
and I was unsure what was going to happen, plus the sound design was exceptional, the second fight was uninspiring

i'm probably seeing it again tomorrow, hoohoo

it's certainly the darkest of the three films

Alfred's blubbing nearly made me blub, the blubbing blubber.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Press esc. for virtual fruit machine
I got a trainer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:51, archived)
# that doesn't work in Opera, i hope you're happy
also i like your sig, in my mind i hire a helicopter and a harness so you may spray danny boyle's hairplugs with yellow justice


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I'm game if you are
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# FUCKSTYLE FULLOFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Would
(herman:D, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I am Tarka Dall...
Ambassador to the great Vindalooan empire
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha
back when it was funny :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# kinda like that fall fashion thing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
#


.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# that reminds me, hubare, of something I, hubare, did earlier

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Who did that?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:58, archived)
# This image by me, hubare, reminds me, hubare, of something I, hubare, did ealier
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:58, archived)
# ALL KINDS OF JIGGAFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# They will breed an army of rabbit-penguins with tits and inkwells for heads
Weetabix-eyebrows man and Sydney Opera House-hair woman will fight them.

This plot idea (c) Drunken Miss Photoshop Bitch 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)
# tldr
Robot and Donkey lady are having a sex party?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# haha she has bunny ears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Any reason they're playing a WiiU?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Controller isn't large/impractical enough to be a WiiU.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# They also haven't had to hold it up in front of their face to obscure the television yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# You're asking why the bunny woman and the penguin in love are playing on a WiiU?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Some things are just TOO weird.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# secret link ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:23, archived)
# In the second picture, it looks like she is holding her shirt up and clutching her norks...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
# See
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:43, archived)
# When does this series end with all of the non human characters turning into saggy old cloth cats and other assorted animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Yam it pub tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Soon, very soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Pub Team GB ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Sounds about right to me.
A pint of wife-beater for me gov! (nice work too btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
# PUSSYSWIG
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# lovely
i'd love a few cans tonight, but i have a feeling i'll fall asleep before i make it to the shops
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Have a cat nap
Pub Team GB needs you!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I'll stick with pub team eire
thank you very much ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Chyaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Ah, Stella act-a-twoit
(EricTViking, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# those Romans are crazy
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Weird 3D Asterix figures?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I do not like ...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Very good
*applauds*
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# with chips
noms
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# OH JESUS, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
you can't use that word during the limpics!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# haha
cunt their limpics up their fucks :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
I do not want them, Sam-I-Am.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Could you, would you, for them vote?
On a boat, with a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Ha ha...I would not eat, I could not eat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] bin done?


Click for bigger (34 kb)
(pineapple_juice, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I have a haunch I'll be watching.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# With an ass like that..
.. I'm sure she has!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Come along for a night of uncontrollable violence. Bring a lung to get a free drink.
(Frank Beowulf, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:55, archived)
# FOUND SOME TITS IN A CELLAR
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# to me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
# CHUCKLEBOT ONLY WANTS TO BRING FLESHY HUMANS JOY
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Dear BBC Dynamics
The "Big Chuckle" needs some work
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Is that that scary robotic 'mule'
that gives me teh shuddering fear?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:29, archived)
# 'big dog'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

imagine the sound of an army of hundreds coming your way
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# It reminds me of a Metal Gear Gecko
Mainly in the legs
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:54, archived)
# for sure
hideo kojima takes a lot from darpa

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# to woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# OFF TO THE ABORTIONARIUM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Spectacular
and the nipple roll for the bloke on the left is quite nice too.
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# hat-standing!
The best "To me, to you" EVA!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# haha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
scary
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# A BEAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Kill it with bricks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# puuuuuubes
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# it's got a touch of the Trump about it
Whispy Quiff
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:32, archived)
# he's off for a spot of granny-shagging
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:49, archived)
# no beating about the bush
(pardon the pun)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# is he having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)
# haha
no, but whoever design that mask sure is
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10815659
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# nice improvement
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Any covering of that mug is a help
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Hmm, wasn't expecting that...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:52, archived)
# heehee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# oh lawdy...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# haha...
how decorative.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# newsletter!
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue539/

QUESTION: Who is the best looking man / woman in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# man/women?
Fascinating creatures. I dont find them attractive. Its just confusing.

/partrdige blog
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Emma Kennedy playing Nostradamus with his horse David Collins on TMWRNJ.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdpywmuqsWs
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# him
tinyurl.com/bw5ktoo
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)
# THIS MAN RIGHT HERE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:52, archived)
# suave cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Nah....if you're talking suave try this one on for size


Been nosing on Bullseye Contestants out of sheer Olympic sized boredom in the office today :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
# fuck me
'tis a wee mick jagger
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I am hot
I'd do me
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ooo this week full of bonus typos.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# yeah
we are shit
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# pickles
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
#
MONICA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# thanks, Rob.
the teenaged me would reply: Sally James, Jenny Agutter or Cleo Rocos.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# mmmm Zooey Deschanel
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
# THIS HARD^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# that bird wot I seen down the market, she was well fit innit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The Olmypics would be much more entertaining with cats in it.

Click for 400+ more thingies
Previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# haha - cats have a tentative grasp of the rules
of competetive sport at best...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I can't wait* for the next installment!

*This is simply a figure of speech - quite obviously I can and will have to wait - duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Don't hold your breath.
No really don't. I'll be doing more this weekend and you will need to breathe before Monday. I'm not having your death on my conscience.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I'll decide that, thank YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Mr Tiddles would later take gold in the fucking-off-for-two-days-then-returning-nonchalantly.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)
# God imagine the long jump
Would be just one long litter tray. Yeys :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)
# win :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Haha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:59, archived)
# And landmines!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Cats and rules. Cats and rules.
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Did I miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] pointy shard gets them everytime


(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)
# haha - that shard'll have somebody's eye out
one of these days...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# FOR FUCK'S SAKE ERROL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I hope all airship captains are called Errol
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I just had Snatch on my mind...
..for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Europe's second tallets building
Emley Moor mast is taller. EQUAL RIGHTS FOR MASTS.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] No PS required!
Skateboarding wasn't cool enough so I added a gun to the equation.
Not content with the level of cool, I introduced a grenade launcher too. You know, just for good measure.

(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Thinking about it I guess this would be compo-able
Girl with the M41-A Pulse Rifle with underslung 40mm Grenade Launcher

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
#
This a bad time to point out it's an over-and-under 25mm launcher...? Game over man, game over!
(Big Spen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Now make it animate
Full auto from a moving skateboard = win
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well pea here
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# That's an unfortunate birthmark across your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I grew my eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
blah blah word ending in -unny
blah blah blah make it funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Print Out and use it to polish your Bronze Medallion
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# In your face quicker than Jeremy Hunt's bell
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
#
runny, sunny, munny, hunny bunny.
*I misread t'question*
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Offical Purile Digital Arts Community Partner of the 2012 Olympic Games
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)
# stick it in your cunny til it goes all runny?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# sexy and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Slightly more fun than Dull-ympics
as my nephew insists it should be called.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# olympics? craplympics more like
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Newsletter World Order
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# newsletter not snoozeletter...WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
# My C
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Looking forward to the Paralympics; the X-Factor Fail Auditions of the Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# With the greatest of bacon
comes the greatest of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# SHITT ROMNEY
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
# b3ta: offending North Korea
since 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Warning: Contains more guff than the Olympics opening ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# my squeel arriived today
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
# your wife must
be delighted... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Brazilian sprint team unwilling to use public transport
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
Don't you mean Brazilian Hurdlers????
(what day is it?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# North Korea? South Korea? They're all Chinese to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Another word for a cunt is cunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# EN guarde.
Or "On guard", if you will.

Blummin forrins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# go Snowy !
or Milou perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Haha, I like the Farsi translation...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# apparently the Korean translation is pronounced Meal ? Oooh !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
#
Latin

Titinus

Milulus





Clodius

Claudius
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Heh, poor bloke
But it can't be *that* tricky, s'only a little box...
(Also: HE'S WELDED HIS HANDS TO THAT GUN)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
recalls the famous* shoe rack incident

*famous in my family. It was only four pieces of wood....
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# POIDH!
The very computer desk I'm working on now was a bitch to assemble - most of the holes in the mdf were just out of line
Waited about two weeks before I found someone with a drill who could help :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# pictures do not capture IKEA RAGE !
you weren't there, it was hell man
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I don't get the issue with IKEA instructions
They're better than the one's that are poorly translated into English from Taiwanese
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# The simplicity of the drawings costs useful detail.
IKEA tends to have two or more almost identical parts in the packages which for instance differ only in a tiny groove on one side of the part. These differences obviously are hard to point out strong enough in a simplistic cartoon. Therefore, if you don't always double check that you in fact are about to apply the correct part, you may end up disassembling the whole shebang fifteen minutes later in order to start over.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# having spent most of the afternoon in ikea today
i know the feeling well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)

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