So much this^That Reign of Fire poster had me staring at it for a full minute thinking "Fuck me, dragons AND Apache gunships? This film is going to be AWESOME!"
Weren't too bad, spose, despite the lack of poster-based action.
(Weren't too bad, spose, despite the lack of poster-based action.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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I trust 'Number of the Beast' was played last nightThey must have played it when I was gone to the kitchen or in the garden having a smoke
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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I was amused that they played Fuck Buttons.What a mental show it was. Like someone had given millions of pounds to make a Busby Berkeley version of a channel 4 list show.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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I was surprisedwhen they played the first line of God Save the Queen
(I wasn't so surprised when they didn't play the second line)
((I wasn't so surprised when they didn't play the second line)
An Egg ,D,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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Well that's two votes...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:54,
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smack my bitch up
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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I was hoping for someThatcher last night.
I think an entire Jada sequence could have fitted in quite easily.
(I think an entire Jada sequence could have fitted in quite easily.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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things beginning with m ?model on a mare
Maiden
midget
Maggie
monster truck
meat eater
military
(Maiden
midget
Maggie
monster truck
meat eater
military
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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oilimpyxyes . i saw some of this thing on telly yesterday . .
what the Hell was going on? And I think somebody was smoking! yes, a lot of smoke.
(,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:32,
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what the Hell was going on? And I think somebody was smoking! yes, a lot of smoke.
:-D He looks so happy with those burgers!
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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he's going to feed the entire stadiumsix fishes ? Beckham does it with a coupe of burgers
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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the queen brought them, wrapped up in tinfoil Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Salad Tosser by Royal Appointment Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Teletubby gladiators? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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*sadface*I've done gladiator fighting at the London Guildhall. It was fun.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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I actually enjoyed it. Goofy, cheesy, with occasional flashes of brilliance.
Not many nods to the other host nations, though
(Not many nods to the other host nations, though
Captain Howdy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:12,
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agreedTV and dull commentary can never convey what it must have felt like to be there.
I bet the atmosphere was i n c r e d i b l e !
(I bet the atmosphere was i n c r e d i b l e !
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:33,
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I thought it was amazingThat openy bit with the industrial revolution transformation was proper epic, and i dont mean that in an internet-speak 'epic' way. Fantastic music by underworld on that part too. Goosebump-inducing:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19021659
It was like a Rammstein performance :-D
(www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19021659
It was like a Rammstein performance :-D
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:00,
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It was certainly impressiveNot sure about the "hey, let's pave over the countryside and replace it with smokestacks and molten slag" motif but at least it looked nice
(
Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:21,
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Truth innitThey cant deny that london isnt exactly brimming with countryside and farmer-folk now
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:23,
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Did they do a pastiche of the slave trade and opium wars too?
fuscous,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:27,
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Lots of Zulu shooting fun to be had taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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Zulu shooting/Cross-country Skiing BiathlonNot easy to pull off.
(,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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mr bean spoiled it for meThe Thomas Heatherwick cauldron was good though
(,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:06,
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And that old dude doing a nazi salute!I can't of been the only one who saw it.
(,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:20,
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So did I.There - I've said it.
Just seen an amusing tweet: Danny Boyle responsible for first lesbian kiss ever broadcast on Saudi Arabian TV.
:-D
(,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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Just seen an amusing tweet: Danny Boyle responsible for first lesbian kiss ever broadcast on Saudi Arabian TV.
:-D
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Olympics"){kind=small}
the games haves started, we have lift off ! we have lift off !
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Bwahahahahaha!Winnar!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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Flank Sinatra? Also, b3ta is dying: Daily post count drops to half in a year
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:44,
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I'm sad to hear that.I'm still having fun here, just a bit less often that's all :)
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:48,
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Mind you, the whole internet seems in a slow decline.Facebook is a lot slower these days as are several other forums I use. I reckon it's smartphones - easy to read stuff on them, but harder to reply than when you're sat in front of a keyboard. I reckon we still have as many users/lurkers, just fewer of them posting.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:53,
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that's because eveyone and their mum is on facebook,annoying uncles who keep spamming you with stupid game invites and "liking" every coroprate shit sandwich in the hope of getting something free makes facebook a bit shit
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:02,
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So much this^"Cousin Fuckface like Vagisil. Like Vagisil for a free sample"
Bores me to fucking tears.
That and a whole bunch of people giving a blow-by-blow commentary on the olympic opening ceremony.
(Bores me to fucking tears.
That and a whole bunch of people giving a blow-by-blow commentary on the olympic opening ceremony.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:05,
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So your point is"Tears; a better lubricant than Vagisil"?
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:17,
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ooooo!where did you get this from?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:53,
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I looked up the dates of significant post milestonesand plotted a graph. The lower graph is the daily post rate between measurements.
Ah, how I remember the 10,000,000th post...
(Ah, how I remember the 10,000,000th post...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:54,
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does it include replies, or just new threads? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:58,
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All of the above.Don't know if possible to separate them out.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:02,
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Creative is what I do for work. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:05,
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Oh wellthe trouble with cancer is it spreads
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:46,
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Eh? Is it a refernece to the QOTW fubar?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:52,
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If you let one part of the site be over run with retarded narcissist, bitter fuckwitsthe odds were the rest of all this will inevitably follow, as overall interest being here will diminish
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:04,
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I guess QOTW was the middle groundbetween the different boards. Turned out badly, though. I see where some of the more abrasive personalities are coming from in terms of some of the real needy attention seekers, but it's too far when a story that fits all the criteria gets beasted for no real reason.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:28,
archived)
What's killed it is the usual tossers spreading discord and ill-will in replies, week after weekit's obvious who they are; simply remove them from this place, and harmony might return
Why the fuck have they ever been tolerated in the first place?
(Why the fuck have they ever been tolerated in the first place?
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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That;s two QOTWs aborted in a month.I wonder if the naughty step/banhammer will come out? Mind you, the whole place will be overrun with Honda Accord drivers and "I got the last laugh" stories if there's no counterbalance.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:53,
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But at least that was more preferable to what's been allowed to unfoldI removed myself from the b3ta Facebook group I set up yesterday because it's simply become a mirror to everything that's shit about this place; they actually seem to relish antagonising other people. In real life that's a recipe for having the shit kicked out of you when your past eventually catches up with you.
It's a small world at the end of the day
(It's a small world at the end of the day
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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Aye, there's a point in that.A certain mustelid-based chap does it very well, but some of the others a far too blunt to be amusing. One day, someone's going to really throw the rattle out of the pram. Internet lawyers at dawn, etc.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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I know!Especially with the level of genius that can make this image:
www.b3ta.com/board/8352212
(www.b3ta.com/board/8352212
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:31,
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hahahahahe made great pics, bloody shame. (at least his account is still active)
oi, hedgie, if you're lurking, get the fuck back here
(,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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oi, hedgie, if you're lurking, get the fuck back here
he left because he was sick of happytoastsame as clay
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:15,
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to be clear, he was sick of me doing things I hadn't donebut never considered actually asking me if I had
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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after carefully considering the information provided the conclusion reached was thus
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:10,
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Pfft!Well-timed cocksplash on that there.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:25,
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The internet has far more distractions than it did 2, 5 or 10 years ago.A lot of the solid ideas became fractured and divisive, or tried to be all things to all people, and were distilled across other sites into streamlined upstarts - multiplying the demands for online attention and diluting people's loyalties.
There's also the matter of increased demands by the real world.
These vampires won't slay themselves, and I have much to do before sunset.
(There's also the matter of increased demands by the real world.
These vampires won't slay themselves, and I have much to do before sunset.
Captain Howdy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:00,
archived)
Aye,Work is so completely draining right now that I can barely raise a mildly amusing thought these days, let alone make a picture of it.
My boss consumes results and goodwill int eh same way my children consume food - voraciously with no gratitude and no idea of how long it took to get it ready.
(My boss consumes results and goodwill int eh same way my children consume food - voraciously with no gratitude and no idea of how long it took to get it ready.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:04,
archived)
Your boss is probably a vampire.Hammering two feet of wood through his/her chest will soon fix that.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:15,
archived)
Don't tempt me.I have to try so hard not to look at him as some curious object when he's talking to me. Four months to go...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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Now think about what you've done.Oh, you are already.
That's ok then.
(That's ok then.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:43,
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Ha ha! n00b! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:53,
archived)
Think most forums have been hit in the same way.I'd probably blame Twitter which appeals to the chattier types.
That said, I do think that b3ta remains unique in being a great place to launch work, since most rival sites focus far too heavily on mass-appeal virals rather than the more interesting or Brit-centric stuff.
Shame we've lost a couple of good members like Clay recently, though.
(That said, I do think that b3ta remains unique in being a great place to launch work, since most rival sites focus far too heavily on mass-appeal virals rather than the more interesting or Brit-centric stuff.
Shame we've lost a couple of good members like Clay recently, though.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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It's a great place, even if it is quieter.Why did Clay go?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:39,
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It's only dying if netcraft confirms itlike it confirms the death of BSD
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 18:53,
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Morning all. Medals all round, eh? eh?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:26,
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He almost drowned when he swam with them.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:16,
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he's improved since vancouver
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:51,
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that's a load of fuck medals Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:23,
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He almost swam when he drowned with them.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:38,
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that's a medal load of fuck Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:37,
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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off?
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 5:17,
archived)
Oh god, there's someone else in here!*stares awkwardly*
*walks away*
(*walks away*
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 5:56,
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*wanks* so much hotter now with the sports illustrated background
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:59,
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I knew YOU did this too...I knew it!!! o/
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 6:31,
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Medallion man is so hot right now. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 3:11,
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he looks surprisingly thoughtful when he's swimming real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:49,
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he's concentrating on taking a piss Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:54,
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show me on the bear where he touched you real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:22,
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I see you have added a gun to an old pope there
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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you have the most amazing powers of observation
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:27,
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^ this, sort ofSheds and Prince Charleses was a little boost, but these last few days have been the absolute worst since I joined. It's not a lack of threads, just new stuff (a lot of it NWOT) is being posted, and it's all so banal no-one can even be bothered to comment on it. Place is getting like a tumblr or something.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:50,
archived)
except for what I postthat's fucking quality, and wasted on you plebian swine
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:13,
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Your stuff is ahead of its timeand will only be understood once you're dead
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:19,
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ahahahahaha!same boat as me then!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:36,
archived)
Rob bailed out of the qotw in the newsletter which I sense the place has been destroyed by the "internet is a harsh environment, deal with it crowd."
That isn't actually why so many of us are put off with this place these days, it's the fact most of us can't be fucking arsed to deal with twats and mentalists on the internet when we log on after real life, which to be quite frank is quite hard going. The last thing I want to encounter when I get home from work is a barrage of wankers who assume they are somehow being clever or hard online being unpleasant to other people. It's really not what I can be arsed with.
(That isn't actually why so many of us are put off with this place these days, it's the fact most of us can't be fucking arsed to deal with twats and mentalists on the internet when we log on after real life, which to be quite frank is quite hard going. The last thing I want to encounter when I get home from work is a barrage of wankers who assume they are somehow being clever or hard online being unpleasant to other people. It's really not what I can be arsed with.
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:18,
archived)
Ah just been catching up on those shenanigansQOTW is probably the board I follow the least closely.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:28,
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I haven't posted there for agesbecause a host of tossers turn up and ruin your thread, what's the point? Who wants cuntish replies archived?
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:32,
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True trueLast time I posted there I got called a liar and a moron and told "I hope you die", and this was in the bloody recipes question of all things!
To be honest I found it quite funny. But for that reason I won't ever post anything remotely personal or sensitive on there. Whereas I might do if there was a bit more of a "mates-round-a-pub-table" kind of atmosphere, as there should be.
(To be honest I found it quite funny. But for that reason I won't ever post anything remotely personal or sensitive on there. Whereas I might do if there was a bit more of a "mates-round-a-pub-table" kind of atmosphere, as there should be.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:40,
archived)
I'm not sure I'm following you.What could Rob do?
This isn't an attack, btw, but a real question.
(This isn't an attack, btw, but a real question.
4Q just lurking,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:29,
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He writes the news letter and failed to mention the qotw in it because it apparently gave him a headacheI guess
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:35,
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There isn't a qotw this week, though.I don't really see why, because all the usual suspects will just have gone to off-topic to post 'so your story is' comments there instead.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:40,
archived)
I've seen off-topic. It's the absolute bilge of the site.It's like the mutant-filled sewers in Futurama.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:46,
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As a confirmed slut and mentalistI resemble this remark. But it is true B3ta has taken a bit of a tumble recently regarding comments. The talent is still about though.
I've not seen QOTW in months, it got too much like /talk
(I've not seen QOTW in months, it got too much like /talk
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:01,
archived)
The disaster stories from the Australian b3tans were good.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:31,
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Barrage of mentalists is a beautiful turn of phraseI imagine you as a Lord Nelson-type figure, atop the sterncastle of an HMS Victory lookalike, bellowing at his men to stand fast, as an enemy battleship rakes his vessel with cannon fire.
The cannons are shooting mental people and sluts, smashing through the wooden hull of your ship, exploding in balls of blood, flesh, bone-shards, and gibberish.
(The cannons are shooting mental people and sluts, smashing through the wooden hull of your ship, exploding in balls of blood, flesh, bone-shards, and gibberish.
Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:15,
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I imagine the lack of comments is going to get worse.If you post stuff and no-one says anything about it, you'll be less likely to comment on other people's work.
The whole mood seems to have gone a bit sour, with more excited responses to posts that don't abide by the FAQ than there are for good pictures.
I wish Moggy, Goodbye Fuckers and Clay were still here. Then at least we could have some fun bullying them off again :)
(The whole mood seems to have gone a bit sour, with more excited responses to posts that don't abide by the FAQ than there are for good pictures.
I wish Moggy, Goodbye Fuckers and Clay were still here. Then at least we could have some fun bullying them off again :)
4Q just lurking,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:27,
archived)
Yeah I was actually quite glad to see those few Moggy posts the other dayIt's like when you have a TV sitcom where the main character is an obnoxious bastard, say like Blackadder. You watch all the episodes thinking what a dick he is, then you see one where he's up against, say, the German "I voz zer sheep" guy played by Hugh Laurie, and suddenly you find yourself routing for Blackadder because, he may be a cunt, but he's OUR cunt.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:33,
archived)
Haha, yeah, kind of.I lurked for a while before I joined, but I've still only been aware of b3ta for about 5 years and it does seem to have gradually declined in that time but recently at an accelerated rate.
I think it's partly to do with fickle, moody twits like me who can't decide whether to be nice, sarcastic or generally rude and occasionally post a half-arsed photoshop in order to justify not fucking off to /talk.
Sorry.
(I think it's partly to do with fickle, moody twits like me who can't decide whether to be nice, sarcastic or generally rude and occasionally post a half-arsed photoshop in order to justify not fucking off to /talk.
Sorry.
4Q just lurking,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:37,
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Oh, yeah, and the blatant favouritism doesn't help.My pic has been in the top 3 popular of this week's compo since day 1. No's 1 and 2 are both on the front page. But do I get a front page? Do I bollocks.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:33,
archived)
i agree with the lack of commentsi sometimes spend hours on a pic, admittedly it's usually hours wasted, and the are pics usually shit.
sometimes i'll get one or maybe two comments, but then i'll notice it's appeared on the popular page.
i dunno, i think i'd rather have someone say something than anonymously click.
(unless of course the likes are counted and displayed for your own posts like the are on links)
clay and goodbye fuckers were good, it's a shame they're gone.
moggy, not so much
(sometimes i'll get one or maybe two comments, but then i'll notice it's appeared on the popular page.
i dunno, i think i'd rather have someone say something than anonymously click.
(unless of course the likes are counted and displayed for your own posts like the are on links)
clay and goodbye fuckers were good, it's a shame they're gone.
moggy, not so much
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:45,
archived)
^ this, and,let's not forget Fiend and Hedgehog from Hell, two b3tans we could have done without losing.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:49,
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It's even more disheartening for people who don't get comments OR on the popular page.Particularly noobs I'd imagine. I sometimes chuck in a pity reply, but tbh I'm here less and less because it's all just gone a bit too quiet.
I often find that when I do decide to do a bit of b3ta-ing, everyone has gone to bed...
(I often find that when I do decide to do a bit of b3ta-ing, everyone has gone to bed...
4Q just lurking,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:52,
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it's very rare that i get on the popular page, and i hardly look there anyway.if i like something, or think something deserves some recognition i usually say something.
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:23,
archived)
I'm a bit slack in that respect.It's hard to know what to say beyond 'haha' sometimes.
But that's still probably better than nothing, I suppose.
(But that's still probably better than nothing, I suppose.
4Q just lurking,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:28,
archived)
Moggy livens the boardbut is no loss. In fact you might say the downhill trend started about the time she started posting in earnest. Jus' sayin'.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:07,
archived)
If that's right, I'd say it's a coincidence.I really can't imagine dave putting people off posting here.
I dunno. I wonder what everyone does with their time these days?
I've got hooked on an online game.
Maybe that could be next week's qotw - 'where the fuck did everyone go, and why?'
(I dunno. I wonder what everyone does with their time these days?
I've got hooked on an online game.
Maybe that could be next week's qotw - 'where the fuck did everyone go, and why?'
4Q just lurking,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:18,
archived)
Indeed.I think a lot of opinion was divided. Some people, such as myself, didn't like Moggy after the peado posts. I have to confess I was surprised that some people I respected didn't seem to care too much just because there were giggles to be had. I cannot possibly talk for anyone else, but for me, it was a step too far even for B3ta and a lot of the time if I logged on and she/he was flavour of the day i logged out again.
I know I don't add a lot of laughs here but I'm part of the commenters and clickers.
(I know I don't add a lot of laughs here but I'm part of the commenters and clickers.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:49,
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what, like this? like this?
tbh a lot of my stuff is nwot
(tbh a lot of my stuff is nwot
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:32,
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I think that since I moved to Australia,it's been very hard to keep up with the goings-on. The time difference means I miss all the evening posts and the first flush of the gay shift.
I've also completely run out of hummus. In the last three months, I've only posted three new images that weren't bird drawings.
(I've also completely run out of hummus. In the last three months, I've only posted three new images that weren't bird drawings.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 3:08,
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Ah, I'm quite enjoying it though.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:08,
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It was a spectaclebut it appears we are most known worldwide for sick children, Mr Bean and announcements in French. Oh, and how music gets so much worse as time goes on.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:21,
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You can fly, you can dive,having the time of your li-i-ife
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:12,
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I've met Evelyn Glennie (briefly)She's a lovely friendly lass. Got her autograph somewhere too.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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I don't know who you areso I can't answer that
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:50,
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Rejected opening ceremony ideas #12
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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except smut!does it power itself by usb?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 3:02,
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smutHow sure are you there's no smut in there? Those frames run pretty fast!
(,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 5:43,
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hehwell i like it, mate
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:06,
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Is it now just normal and accepted to pea in a new thread?This isn't a dig at you specifically Larry, just the state of things in general.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:39,
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You'd think she'd be a little happier, they were singing her songThey missed out the 5th verse, though...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:00,
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Andthe sixth, which refers to crushing rebellious Scots.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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she looks different without her crown Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:27,
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This is much how I feel while watching the Olympics opening ceremony Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:13,
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So its not just me standing here thinking, honestly, what in the name of fuck is this all about?
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:51,
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Summary :English countryside with nostalgic bit about when Britain was all quaint and yokelish.
Industrial Revolution, when the ordinary people got screwed over and the wealthy bosses got very rich (much like the Olympics organisers).
More dancing. A few dozen Beatles clones mixed in there for some reason.
Big dance number involving a giant Voldemort and Mary Poppins clones.
Something slightly funny with Rowan Atkinson being a bit Mr. Bean-ish and pulling the same faces he's been pulling since the 80s.
Some more WTF London/England stuff. I have no idea what's going on anymore.
Nice to see Mike Oldfield is still going, though.
They should get David Tennant to light the torch while wearing his Dr. Who costume.
(Industrial Revolution, when the ordinary people got screwed over and the wealthy bosses got very rich (much like the Olympics organisers).
More dancing. A few dozen Beatles clones mixed in there for some reason.
Big dance number involving a giant Voldemort and Mary Poppins clones.
Something slightly funny with Rowan Atkinson being a bit Mr. Bean-ish and pulling the same faces he's been pulling since the 80s.
Some more WTF London/England stuff. I have no idea what's going on anymore.
Nice to see Mike Oldfield is still going, though.
They should get David Tennant to light the torch while wearing his Dr. Who costume.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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Yeah, I got the bit about the industrial revolution, maybe I was thinking that it would have been a bit more, erm, fun, rather than quite frankly sinister.
I mean, WTF was going on with the evil things and the floaty bed shit??
The celebration of the NHS / Great Ormand St being summed up with floaty beds, vague references to some fucknugget out of Harry Potter and the child snatcher out of Mary Poppins.
Was Danny Boyle on extra fucking massive drugs when he dreamt this shit up?
+1 For Mike Oldfield though, thats agreed.
(I mean, WTF was going on with the evil things and the floaty bed shit??
The celebration of the NHS / Great Ormand St being summed up with floaty beds, vague references to some fucknugget out of Harry Potter and the child snatcher out of Mary Poppins.
Was Danny Boyle on extra fucking massive drugs when he dreamt this shit up?
+1 For Mike Oldfield though, thats agreed.
Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:54,
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It was like watching a smiling turd, unfold itself proudly:D
( Q4nobody,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:06,
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BiggerYou cunt.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:18,
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BREAKING NEWSPic bigger than moon found on website.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:31,
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OK so which b3tain made the film of James Bond and the Queen?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:41,
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Nice to see she can still parachute like a pro Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:51,
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This must be the biggest load of old bollocks I have ever seen! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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But you must admitIt's very well choreographed old bollocks.
Edit : Arf! Their token clip of Scotland in that montage : Trainspotting, the shoplifting scene. Very representative.
(Edit : Arf! Their token clip of Scotland in that montage : Trainspotting, the shoplifting scene. Very representative.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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^ This (the edit bit) Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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You should have come on hereevery morning up until a few weeks ago.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Yeah, sorry I have not been on much lately...:D
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:33,
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Well you're here nowand that's the main thing
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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No-one here knows who that woman is or why you've drawn a moustache on her.
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4Q just lurking,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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he looks like the bastard love child of prince, michael jacksonand some norweigan hat maker
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 3:03,
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comments are disabled for this post Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:37,
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this is fucked
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:13,
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best not to sleep now, as a doctor I prescribe beer and gubbins and sea smee in the mourning (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:17,
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i've been up since 1:30 amand now my stomach feels weird after that mince i had
hmmmm, i usually get 10 cans for the night, maybe a 6 pack will do, if anything at all.
(,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:27,
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hmmmm, i usually get 10 cans for the night, maybe a 6 pack will do, if anything at all.
no one said there would be minceMINCE DENIAL 27/07/12 18:35
MINCE VOTING MUSIC 27/07/12 18:35
(MINCE VOTING MUSIC 27/07/12 18:35
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:35,
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What is the voting music?I am in a quiet zone (visiting folks). Please inform me so I can imagine it.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:45,
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oh hai Chapeauyou should play this for the people of your village, it will raise their blood and give them good juice in their noggins
The Dark Knight Rises OST - 3. Gotham's Reckoning - Hans Zimmer
it is a variant of strings building to various crescendos which paint a tableau of overcoming a struggle and defeating evil mit multipal boomslaps
Ed:The irony being that I've just realised that it's Bane's theme tune so it infact represents the complete opposite of what I just described.
JAPES!
(The Dark Knight Rises OST - 3. Gotham's Reckoning - Hans Zimmer
it is a variant of strings building to various crescendos which paint a tableau of overcoming a struggle and defeating evil mit multipal boomslaps
Ed:The irony being that I've just realised that it's Bane's theme tune so it infact represents the complete opposite of what I just described.
JAPES!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:47,
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I shall listen at leisure later,,,
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:01,
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good juice (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:22,
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It is very good indeedI'm familiar with Hans Zimmer's doings. He has scored a lot of silent movies. Very interesting to see him doing a big comic-book movie.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:53,
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i tried to vote for that one but mine handi it blud (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:02,
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i am perplex, but i voted for changis with hogis in the end as the mere thought of such an amalgamation gives good juice int mine chode (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:00,
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Can of boos = canned laughter for bad TV
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:00,
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mango chutney amidst a denial (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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funny you say thatearlier i opened what i thought was a can of mango slices, only to find it was fucking mango puree.
denied.
(,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:09,
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denied.
puree is complex (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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i choose changisbecause i am too full for hogis and too tired for boos changis is fine on his own i could troll him and shit
(,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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RETRO CHANGIS DENIED BY CHANGIS - AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:09,
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my changis is augmented (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:21,
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changis wallsahahahahaha
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:49,
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oh waiter, i wanted my corn wid two faces (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:18,
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nice fella, but his jokes are a bit barley Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:22,
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LOOLMINATI (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:40,
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Probably tastes nicer than normal CotB
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:44,
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Corn cancer is not a joke, mofaha
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:34,
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it's aliiive! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:14,
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Why am I looking at a photo of your mum(s)? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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i see bread people
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:04,
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He's brown bread - shirley?
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:16,
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whoahh!!GMTA and all that ;)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:52,
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YEAST BEASTS II: the quickening mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:31,
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exactly my point Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:54,
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I always screw deep Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:54,
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SNOOKERIN SHITE, TONIGHT (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:49,
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after a crate full of stella and a fight Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:55,
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WERE YOU NOT LOOKING AT MY PINT WHEN I HAD IT JUST NOW NOT DRINKIN IT?!..? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:57,
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ARE YOU STICKIN' THE HEID ON MA PINT? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:03,
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SHE'S TURNED THE WEENS AGAINST US (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:11,
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All the drink will be absorbed by it been a pint
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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I'm actually looking forward to the opening ceremony.If it's naff, we can just laugh it off and say that we Brits never take anything seriously, and neither should the rest of the world.
And if it's any good, we can swan about, rubbing our nipples and winking at every foreigner we meet.
Hail or fail always makes for interesting viewing, and I'm guessing quite a few images from the ceremony will make it onto /board by tomorrow lunchtime.
(And if it's any good, we can swan about, rubbing our nipples and winking at every foreigner we meet.
Hail or fail always makes for interesting viewing, and I'm guessing quite a few images from the ceremony will make it onto /board by tomorrow lunchtime.
Captain Howdy,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:56,
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I'll be swanning around, rubbing my nipples and wanking come rain or shine Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:00,
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Do you come on during the opening ceremony finale?I for one hope so.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:42,
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yes, I come on the opening for the finale but I'm flexible
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 2:54,
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ring sting Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:26,
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It's only some games, soput up with all the shite.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:16,
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Does a tank count?Its mai candle day but I have been busy doing what classifies as work, so repost this
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:32,
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Might as well compo anything; this challenge is shitHappy b3taday!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:52,
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BIGLEY YOU FOOL, HAM IS NOT CHILD! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:13,
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