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Excellent detail in the eye creasesA+
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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I've got cheese and onion flavour crisps with my lunch today.Are you planning on eating any crisps today?
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:05,
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I tell you what,I've just got a bag of crisps from a 7-eleven in Tokyo. They taste like nothing I've had before - like, prawns and cheesy Wotsits?!
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Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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Nice, I thought it was thingy at first :)
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:14,
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Help us choose the new Question of the WeekOne thing led to another and we ended up with a million billion decent suggestions for this week's QOTW. Some we've done before and are worth a second look, others are (gasp) new ideas, while others are full of shit.
Family wrongess: Dob in a family member. Ever caught a sibling, parent or distant cousin up to something no good? Tell us your family secrets
Great Value: I spent £700 on a trailer for my bike, but it's the best thing I've bought in the last 6 years. I take the kids to school/nursery in it every day. Tell us of the bargains you've bought
Life Lessons: If you had one lesson that you think lots of people could take on board to improve their life what would it be?
Unexpected Sexiness: Camping last week. The woman in the tent next to ours kept experiencing wardrobe malfunctions whenever I appeared to be looking. I didn't fancy her in the slightest. Very underwhelming breasts
Scars: A bizarre salad accident, and there goes the top half an
inch of my typing finger. It's grown back now.
The Night Shift: Ever worked nights? Worked late in the office? Tell us of the time you were caught wanking. Or something.
My Theme Tune: Is there one song that defines you and your life? Tell us why, you Simply Red-loving basket case
Foot in Mouth Syndrome: "So", I said pointing to her belly, "When's the baby due?" "I'm not pregnant."
Diarrhoea - Tales from the brown Side: Yes, we've done shit twice
before. We like poo stories.
Vote closes when I've got out of bed, put the washing out and done my breakfast ...err... lunch.
(Family wrongess: Dob in a family member. Ever caught a sibling, parent or distant cousin up to something no good? Tell us your family secrets
Great Value: I spent £700 on a trailer for my bike, but it's the best thing I've bought in the last 6 years. I take the kids to school/nursery in it every day. Tell us of the bargains you've bought
Life Lessons: If you had one lesson that you think lots of people could take on board to improve their life what would it be?
Unexpected Sexiness: Camping last week. The woman in the tent next to ours kept experiencing wardrobe malfunctions whenever I appeared to be looking. I didn't fancy her in the slightest. Very underwhelming breasts
Scars: A bizarre salad accident, and there goes the top half an
inch of my typing finger. It's grown back now.
The Night Shift: Ever worked nights? Worked late in the office? Tell us of the time you were caught wanking. Or something.
My Theme Tune: Is there one song that defines you and your life? Tell us why, you Simply Red-loving basket case
Foot in Mouth Syndrome: "So", I said pointing to her belly, "When's the baby due?" "I'm not pregnant."
Diarrhoea - Tales from the brown Side: Yes, we've done shit twice
before. We like poo stories.
Vote closes when I've got out of bed, put the washing out and done my breakfast ...err... lunch.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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"My Theme Tune" = Mixtapes 2.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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1 & 4 are pretty much the same thing out here in the Fens.And 2, 3, 5 and 9 are all biproducts.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:55,
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Buy products. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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I prefer to have a chicken strip. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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Bye products.
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:01,
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Unexpected sexiness will be loads of "lol I saw some tits once" and be shit.
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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+ "in the mirror"
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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you can get a car for 700 quid, Then there is less chance of your kids being mushed under the wheels of a large truck.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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You seriously think a £700 quid car offers more protection?They'll be equally squished under either so it comes down to the number of large trucks on the cyclepath...
( chthonic,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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Always thought he was a bit of a sh*t.
(Apologies for complete lack of Mo').
it wasn't him, he only does microshitwhat will poo of the future look like ? I'm going to suggest that as an image challenge.
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VOTE FUTURE POO
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you know you want to
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VOTE FUTURE POO
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you know you want to
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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We'll never know......in the future, poo will be teleported to a disposal facility (The Sun's letterbox) right from inside the bowel - no need for all that messy excretion, wipage, etc.
(Trufax - seen it on Family Guy)
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Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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(Trufax - seen it on Family Guy)
i've a strange sense of de ja vue Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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As I said: "Surely..."It's so obvious that it would surprise me greatly had it not been done. However, je ne vu deja la (or whatever).
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xandmi,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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I like your versionbut I also like this version b3ta.com/board/10826616
which one is better ? theresonlyonewaytofindout... FIIIIGGHHTT !
(which one is better ? theresonlyonewaytofindout... FIIIIGGHHTT !
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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I don't fight ladies. I never win.I never saw that previous version as I don't frequent the board at night. After all: I'm a cunt.
( xandmi,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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Bandwagon!Did you see that it's in everyone's favourite quality red top? I think the B3ta ones are better though, especially the Batman one.
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Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:12,
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Tee he!The original to this is great - Steve Davis spends about 5 minutes explaining how he's going to do the trick shot,
but nobody in the audience believes it'll work - Mo helped of course.
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Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:37,
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but nobody in the audience believes it'll work - Mo helped of course.
Mo makes it interesting that is a clever shot, I wasn't really paying attention
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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I'll tell you who killed b3taIt was Colonel Smug
on the balcony
with the croissant.
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Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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on the balcony
with the croissant.
^ What Tubby said ^ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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^ What Minge Flap said ^
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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Have to say, there's been some crackin' images in this bandwagonAnd this is one of the crackingest so far. Nice. :-)
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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hahahaver ver good
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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the performance where Robbie Williams spontaneously combusts Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Our thread from last night went BOOOM! :'(Damn thread deleters.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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Now that is one hell of a cameltoe
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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ehhehalright love, nice hair
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:01,
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'Pictures of A-Level totty show decline for first time in 21 years'. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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Meow, I say.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 7:24,
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That looks like the fucker that kept me awake all night going through next door's bins.I'm sure the local cats and foxes have been breeding.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 7:28,
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WE NEED YOUR TORSO?(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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heh.I'm confused though, I'm seeing simultaneous tits and arse cleft here
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 7:22,
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well i guess if you ate enough mcdonalds and drank enough cokeyou would get tits on your back
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Thu 16 Aug 2012, 7:29,
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I see wobbly legs and dangly buttocks and a poo at the bottom of the picture.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 7:29,
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hops on another b& wagon
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 4:51,
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that was the best bit of Toy Story I recokn Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 5:09,
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......something about stretching himself a bit more and winning gold real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 7:57,
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check out the website, there's loads of weird dolls on there
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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Are you the Egg Man?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 4:10,
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no, that's the other fella
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 4:42,
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My, my, your pedal extremities truly are colossal Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 2:23,
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Eddie Albert compels you to think that
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 3:25,
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strap her to the back of a boatshe'd make a good paddler
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 3:50,
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How does she smell?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 7:58,
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Christ reverse entry rat actionNot done that in years.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:42,
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This is bringing back repressed childhood memories of evil predator nuns.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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is this the new The Thing movie?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:59,
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Didn't the makers of that get in some trouble
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 23:14,
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yea..think they had to name change it..and make them claymation cats :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 23:21,
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March of the Things!It's horrible but can't take my eyes off it
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:10,
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Plug in the three phase and the generator
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 23:21,
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Keep you filthy hands off her.Me first and you can stir the custard later.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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I love theseBut need small hands to make my shrunken willy look big
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:43,
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Try mofaha...he has little girly hands.edit: just kidding...don't cry lil mofo. :'(
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:48,
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Eat Britain!Spelelelelendid beeeg hand n' footed action. Rowr!
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:11,
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fucking HAWT!!!!! :P PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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YUno Datz rite
(2012 pedrohin school of photoshoppery)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:41,
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too fucking big!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 23:25,
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Why do my threads always end this way?Doctor!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:37,
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hahahaSo this is why I keep coming back here
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:12,
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Yay! Eat Britian!
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:16,
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wouldn't*not even with yours on the end of a very long stick
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:57,
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I see what you did hair. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:01,
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ahhhahhahhhhahhhah Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:33,
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