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# Stay away from Miss Slocombe's pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# That took me a while!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I was slightly quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=To48HBVk4wA
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# FP beat you to it.:P
*gives a woo bum*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
# bugger
I really should look at the fp every now and then instead of coming straight to /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Well the only civil thing to do is crawl down a hole
...wait...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I would but it's pissing it down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Rain and spiders make Paul P a dull bog.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It was consentual the first time, though.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:03, archived)
# needs moar smug
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
# When did the resistance recruit umpa lumpas?
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
foreign Disco
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I'd do it again, too!
*drools a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# MEATS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:34, archived)
# FORRIN MEATS CAUSE CANCER
/Dailymailresponse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Tony Scott Tribute
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Very good although I wouldn't admit to knowing that line.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Poor Tony Scott
He died before he could make a film I actually liked :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:34, archived)
# And he offered no apologies in his suicide note for making Top Gun.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Top Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Top Gun is actually one of my favourite films
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# nothing wrong with gay men liking that film I guess.
(waxdart hello., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:27, archived)
# HaHa!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:09, archived)
# I guess not, but she's neither gay nor a man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:34, archived)
# What are you trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:45, archived)
# F.I.S.H.D.I.C.K.S.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:50, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I am Kanye West
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I'll pretend I know what that means
*too scared to search it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hah
What you don't know is, I'm actually a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Now you're just trying to fuck with my mind! :)
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:47, archived)
# No, it's true. I have real issues because I don't have a penis.
And I really want to dominate my boyfriend with one. Strap-ons just aren't the same :(
On the plus side, I really like my massive mams and I'm my own hag.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Thank God you're spoken for! You sound like a real pain in the ass.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Nah, he loves it.
As did God.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:00, archived)
#
true romance? has to be his best...
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Yep, especially the Walken/Hopper scene
I remember liking The Last Boy Scout, but I haven't seen it for years
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Agree. Excellent movie.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:10, archived)
# That might be my favourite film
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Once again
He jumped from a highway to the Danger Zone, lost that living feeling etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Heh. That reminds me.
Watched Pearl Harbo(u)r last night. It really does suck, and Ben Affleck really did need acting school.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Smug? Moi?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# tttttthhhhmug?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:07, archived)
# A cat wearing a boater and smoking a cigar?
How rare.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Yeah, what's in his cigar eh?!
Very nicely done though!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
# ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:29, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Oh Spot on
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Never liked that cat
Nicely done Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Yeah, he's a very disagreeable looking chap
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahahahahahaha!
Nicely done!

Talking of b3ta memes may I park this roasted pea here before the compo ends?



(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Wuffles!!!
How the bloody devil are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Ninj!!!
Not too bad, thankies! Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Fine ta!
Stay around a lil' longer
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Aww that's lully
I didn't think anyone missed me :( I've been away because I lost my hummus and can't find it anywhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Fridge?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Corking.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles peep and peepesses.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Excellent
Where did you get his face from?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
Silly question.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# You're a silly question
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Mu?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] That's really rather good!
Also, if you see this bear on the street, DON'T approach him

Don't have nightmares.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Bear that looks like man in bear suit = creepiest bear I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:22, archived)
# The top picture creeped me out
Sign O' the times, maybe?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:10, archived)
# And yet he's one of Britian's most powerful politicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
# He's a genius
He manages that 'upper class buffoon' persona so well. It may have taken years of inbreeding, but they've got it right with him.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:21, archived)
# As I've said before
Not someone you want as a politician but he's make a fantastic uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
# If you're 7 he'd be amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha
nice one Ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Also, Riverghost,
After you're done with being too orangey for crows, will you fight off some young hoodlums with pretend guns?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Guns. Lots on invisible guns.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Let 'em have it!
(I've been watching them all again recently) :)
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# I've not on porpoise
as I've watched them too much. The same with the movies Saving Grace and Still Crazy. Both I've seen easily over 50 times but love them to death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Reposting some oldies
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# why?
do new stuff, it's a much better use of your time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Not randomly selected repost from my not b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I once got into lift with Ronnie Barker when I was working at the beeb
I went 3 floors trying to think of something to say. Then he got out.
/end hilarious anecdote
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# sh sh sha should've
asked him if he ever actually shagged nurse Gladys Emmanuel
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Pea from the last compo. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Randomly selected repost from my b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Randomly selected repost from MY b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Randomly selected repost from MY b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Using "CSI ENHANCE!" technology, you can clearly see that Longoria's knee is, in fact, General Gothmog from LOTR

Do you see, Boris?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Eeep!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I see. I see.
I just realised the challenge is comics. COMICS. REPOSTAFRENZY. Or it would be if Peanuts were British. Alas it isn't but I'm going to whack this here anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Where does she live, the Orc-knee Isles?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Yes
she does
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:22, archived)
# What a horrorshow special move!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Randomly selected repost from my images
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Randomly selected repost from my b3tards.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:06, archived)
# haha
a regular problem for mathematicians
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
# 5296383
(Better in hex.)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Random randomness
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I'm still hoping the guy that lives locally with the posh merc doesn't realise what his reg plate means
A14 SKN
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd tell him just to pee him off
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# better still...
write the missing I in with a marker pen (removable of course)
(swank, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:51, archived)
# This is how we do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I was more of a Beano kid, meself, so i only recognise Bananaman and Dan
I like Bananaman's nipple bow.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Shows his support for nipple cancer sufferers.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# I think one of them may be Beryl the Peril
My dad and I modelled our relationship on that of her and her father.

*awaits paedo jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# ah, i remember her
is the cat 'corky the cat'? Seems less creepy and humanized than i remember.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# yep, with a K
ugly looking sod in the original comics, seems they've redesigned him quite well recently:
philcorbett.blogspot.co.uk/2010/10/d-day-reveal-new-korky-cat.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Rather liking the new design, reminds me of Jamie Smart's Ubu Bubu.
I think he actually does some stuff for the Dandy, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Did stuff some stuff. He DID some stuff for the Dandy.
Not long now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Above correction only valid after December. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Desperate Dan loses "biggest chin contest" shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I love the way your characters always have extra long gorilla arms and fists
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Superb!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Teh sexah Beril!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Beryl's really, er... come on nicely... from when I was reading the Dandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Jazz hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# cheers
best of all the comical characters!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# CHORTLE *reader's voice*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
I always meant to write in to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:27, archived)
# PHWOOAARR! *reader's wives*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:28, archived)
# lol
/keeps
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:19, archived)
# *strombles*


*bloats*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Is this mechanism used in the production of powdered ghosts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:52, archived)
# The domestic version does not have that capability.
However you can buy industrial models that do. They're the size of a Ford Focus, though. In fact, they are Ford Focuses (Foci?)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Foca?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Focusses
Like crocusses. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Croca, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
# This is fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Fuck you Teasmaid
Catoplasmaid ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now we just need to stop them staring at bosons and all cat problems will be solved. (Apart from other cats shitting on the lawn).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
# The solution to the lawn problem:
Turn it upside-down when you're not using it. The cats will shit on the underside. Then turn it the right way around when you need it again.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I like staring at a lady's bosons
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:25, archived)
# The way they higgle is quite delightful
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fuscous, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# My neighbour's cat has inverse bloat.
I think there's a vacuum inside it. What would you advise?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
# You will need fifty (50) ghosts.
Capture them in a large, needle-less syringe. Then insert the syringe into an orifice of your choice in the cat. Depress the syringe plunger. Stand back. You may need to repeat this procedure up to three (3) times.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:16, archived)
# OK. I will try that.
Thanks.
I hate cats
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I'd advise you stop worrying about your neighbour's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah but it looks like a concave drug addict.
And it keeps hanging around my herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I don't believe in cats
also - woo
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Neville?
(*click*)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:34, archived)
#
Or is it I am Lemon, or Lemon Man or whatever his name was with the same style?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:21, archived)
# woo the neville!


oh..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I miss The Neville.
His infernal machine was a thing of wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# everything he did made me wonder
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Think of me as
the ghost of the Neville. With extra-added ectoplasm.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Like the finest phlegm
from Fortnum and Mason.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:44, archived)
# The in-laws cat had many, MANY ghosts
Now it's dead, does that mean they are released, or do they pass to another dimension? (nice work btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# It's a natural cycle.
Bacteria, worms and fungi will eat that cat and also the ghosts therein. Other animals will eat the fungi and worms and so on, until such a time as cats eat ghostful voles and mice and birds. It's the natural supernatural cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Truely Fascinating!
bastard ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Was this sort of bloat what lead to the creation of Deathcat?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch it, he's bloody armed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha
the croissant patch is a nice touch
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fuscous, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:49, archived)
# very good
replace the knife with a wine glass, go on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Damn, you're good Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# They Died With Their Grins On.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] We're all doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Following on from Cap Howdy's post...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Mind the oranges, Marlon.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:42, archived)
#
Marlon Walter
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] suppose I should dig this out then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Don't touch my dog, Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Oooo I like this.
Something a bit Donnie Darko to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Yes. Yes you should :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:48, archived)
# great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:47, archived)
# That is seriously like looking in the mirror for me.
If I had a rabid dog as well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# haha haven't seen these dudes fo a whlie. either pair of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# :D
Needs more freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# No.
No it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Freebase loves you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Mega City Kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Best. Thing. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Doubtful, but thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# you're forgetting Texan bars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Bite down hard on one end and watch it stretch across the playground as your mate sprints off with the rest of it.
Many an unsuspecting rollerskater was clotheslined by two kids trying to pull a Texan in half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:22, archived)
# It's great to see raw talent at work.
Well played.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Yay!
Clicked back onto b3ta in the desperate hope that there's be something non-freebase posted since I last looked and was rewarded with this.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:14, archived)
# It was your Commando/Rogue Trooper mash that inspired it.
*doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# I blush!
And this in turn has inspired something else...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
# The circle is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Outstanding!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
# haha! superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
# WOO sir!!
On a scale like you've never seen!!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Astounding! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Thanks, Foxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:24, archived)
# My apologies, but I'm RISsing all over the place with this
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Mega City One = setting of Judge Dredd
... and these guys have been 'shopped to resemble various characters from Dredd.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Oooooooooooh
I seeeeeeeeee. Let the Captain have his props :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:42, archived)
# except they aren't, they're characters from 2000AD
only Dredd, Death and Mean Machine inhabit mega city one, the Cap'n has clearly taken leave of his senses in the title ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
# .....
Mean Machine is in the Badlands......
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:03, archived)
# and death inhabits the parallel dimension
but they pop in on the city every now and then, which is more than Slaine and co does.

Speaking of Death, I didn't know there was a Stallone universe version:
Following the release of the Judge Dredd movie, a comic set in its continuity, entitled Judge Dredd: Lawman of the Future, was published, and soon featured a story introducing this continuity's version of Judge Death. He remains a death-dispensing monster from another dimension, but in this storyline, he is actually an alternate-dimension incarnation of Dredd himself, who died in the line of duty, but was supernaturally resurrected through his undying desire to dispense justice.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
# That actually makes sense*
Seeing as Dredd was always supposed to be the uberbastard.



*In a comic book kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Ha-ha! The 2000AD Street Kids didn't quite have the same ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# The Bash Street Block Kids
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Hammerstien
Appeared in the cursed earth as well.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerstein_(comics)#Hammerstein_in_Judge_Dredd
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# There's also been Strontium Dog/Dredd crossovers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# And a Rogue Trooper / Dredd crossover in one of the specials
it was very much shoehorned in, mind. Can't recall Robo-Hunter being in any Dredd stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
#
Except Walter the robot appeared in both, didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Excellent work!
EX-CEL-ENT (said in a PO-TAY-TO fashion)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Crikey!
This is flippin' ace.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Fab!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Cheers, guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Truely wonderfully
wooey
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sid as Slaine and Plug as Mean Machine are ace! Whytofore no Toots?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:09, archived)
# haha!
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Now that
Is bloody marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:19, archived)
# this totally has to win!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# You're setting the bar way too high.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Nice one, el capitan!
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Mega-awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# it's quiet, I'll slip this one in

News/De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:04, archived)
# That was such a freaky scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:12, archived)
# and that your honour is my defence, i wasn't rape, or even surprise sex, it was just bad sexual etiquette.
what a complete cockhead, it's almost as bad as utter merkin knobhead Todd Akin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:40, archived)
# He looks like Bigfoot in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# "not everybody needs to be asked prior to each insertion".
I agree, rape is very bad manners
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# start the day with a jungle beat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Nice fuckmanzee
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:01, archived)
# ... with a jungle beat, with a jungle beat, with a jungle beat, with a jungle beat ...
Drop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:04, archived)
# A fine mammal
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)
# i like to start most days with a jungle beat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:11, archived)
# ...so that's what you kids are calling it nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:16, archived)
# yep, since they tried to rebrand coco pops
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:18, archived)
# micromonkeypenis
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Meanwhile, inside the Ecuadorian embassy
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:13, archived)
# needs more sleep sex with George Galloway
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Nice rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Excellent Toastie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Get down to the fucky beat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:52, archived)
# ooom pah pah
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Statutory 3 per ball comment
also nicely
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Its like the end shot of 'enter the void', but backwards
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:08, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/845845
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:40, archived)
# "Killing b3ta one image at a time."-PedroHin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:55, archived)
#
!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 4:02, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 5:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:05, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:18, archived)
# whoah :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:20, archived)
# Fuck that!...
...on second thought...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:22, archived)
# Oh no
(Hattie Jacques was way sexier)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:24, archived)
# eh?
what's a "tume"?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:38, archived)
#
Anyone?
(1.618..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Do Not Want
In other news, I found this:

www.mucheese.com/home/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 1:52, archived)
# what a unique page design
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:00, archived)
#
oops, wrong clique
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:23, archived)
# Post this at mu
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 4:19, archived)
# Racist :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Wake the kids.
A special moment on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 1:56, archived)
# special moment?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 1:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10830903
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:01, archived)
# but of course!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:01, archived)
# fromage halitosis
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:05, archived)
# needs more feet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:17, archived)
# abmic?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:19, archived)
# My #1 fan.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Also:
David withdrew his phone, and dropped it back in his pocket. He turned around, and grabbed a baggie from the table behind him.

Jenna watched him lift a bag of purple powder into the air. "What is that?"

"This is it. This is the drug. All I have to do is stir it into some water, then drink it."

"Is it safe? Something that powerful is probably dangerous."

"All of the animals are fine. Bill said there hasn't been a single negative reaction to the drug. He even told me the shrinking isn't permanent.
The drug eventually works its way out of your system, and you return to normal. AND, they have an antidote to restore someone to normal in a matter of minutes.
Bill said they created the antidote in case of an emergency, but they've never had to use it in the lab."

"So you're really going to; shrink yourself?"

"Yes, and I hope you will help me do it."

"So after you shrink," Jenna asked, "what will you do then?"

"I'll hide in one of those ballet flats, and wait for Carrie to try them on."

"WHAT?" Jenna's jaw hit the floor. "Oh David, NO... That's GROSS!" Jenna gasped. "You can't be serious!"

"I know it's weird, but it's something I've wanted to experience since I was a little kid."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:30, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:46, archived)
# so you say

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 4:24, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:21, archived)
# siamese flans
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:24, archived)
# nicely fucked image, btw
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:25, archived)
# thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:26, archived)
# daisy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:30, archived)
# I can identify with this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:26, archived)
# looks like she's rockin' to some phat beats
or summat, i dunno what the kids say these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Kickin' it Old School
emphasis on 'old'
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Showtime
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Christ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)

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