Ha! Great.:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:23,
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Phantasm... that's the one with the tall man and the sphere with the drill in, isn't it?
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:24,
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That's the one"If this doesn't scare you...you're already dead!"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:25,
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Great film. I remember once seeing a collector's edition in HMV, shaped like the sphere. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:33,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Turn Kids' Films Into Slasher Movies"){kind=small}
Hahaha!Have a repost:
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:30,
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That's the pearoasts out of the way...
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:36,
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Weeeeeeeeeeed....stab-a-lab-a-lab....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:07,
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Stunning.This is my favourite thing on here for a long time.
*click*
(*click*
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:23,
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If you smell lavender, it's already TOO late... it's already TOO late...
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Ninj,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:51,
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Nice.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:09,
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Mary PoppinsThe books were quite dark anyway. This is way more accurate than the movie.
(,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:28,
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Mummy, I'm frightened.... I'm frightened....:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:08,
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hahahaGreat stuff (Just logged in, so I'd best get to photoshop!)
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Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:13,
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If the face on that bike DOESN'T talk, I'm gonna be sorely disappointed. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:47,
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Oh no, I meant the bear one on PeeWee's! But great nonetheless :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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I can't do that. ;-)
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:15,
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Hahaha! Pedal faster!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:10,
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ha ha:D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:24,
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genie-us jimbo, here's another animated character here's another animated character
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:31,
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Nice one - have you seen the Lorax film?It needs a Loraxe to sort it out...
(,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:41,
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bright and shiny with some catchy tunesthought it was OK but did make me want to go out and chop down a tree afterwards
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:56,
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I see. I found some fanart of The Rolax in pixiv. :Dand American psycho...
(,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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Ooooh... clever.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:12,
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"Only our quirky northern charm can save us now!" Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:39,
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Yeah yeah, I know it ain't a film
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:11,
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I miss Tony, too.He helped me make a dragon collage when I was about 7.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:03,
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hahaha, "great for making heart prints on your valentine card"
Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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That's really nasty.Well done.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:24,
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Welcome to Crystal Lake
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:05,
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ARGH!
(I knew it was a race against bindun)
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:18,
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If you take away the jolly slapstick, its quite a horriffic movieNails, hot tar, broken glass, heavy concussions. What if they died from their injuries? Would little Kevin McAllister still be in jail now?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:46,
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Well that's true of most children's stories.Roald Dahl's kids' stuff, for example, is full of vicious, corporeal intrigue and violence. The Witches, Twits, Danny Champion Of The World, The BFG - all pretty horrific and grim. Kids love that stuff.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:49,
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WTFAIYPSB? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:50,
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You suggested the idea. What, do you want people to steal it? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:51,
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Well it's more of an observation than an idea, and not by any stretch exclusively mine - as evinced here.But if it fuels the compo, why not?
I'm a caring, sharing hippy like that.
(I'm a caring, sharing hippy like that.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:53,
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Fucking hippy.Get yer 'air cut!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:19,
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That's why Tales Of The Unexpected and Kiss Kiss was quite a natural development of the his work. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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Plus, there's that fable about the fox that chicken that boils a fox alive in a couldron (or was it the other way round?) That scared me when i was a wee bairn.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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Exactly - some of them would have done some serious damage.Are you going the sequel starring Michael Jackson?!
(,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:20,
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Eeep!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:15,
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And probably funnier than the original :)Taters: I gazzed you, have you seen?
(,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:52,
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Very goodHave you seen Macauley lately? He would actually fit in to this version also -
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9446089/Macaulay-Culkin-denies-heroin-addiction-claims.html
(www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9446089/Macaulay-Culkin-denies-heroin-addiction-claims.html
Q4nobody,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:26,
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Oh hell yesvery clever!
though that may be close to giving me the raging
(though that may be close to giving me the raging
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:38,
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everything sounds more sexy in French Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:35,
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Nice arse! She can spit on my brave fella any time.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:39,
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"Ten years later..."
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:41,
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Its Ninj Thursday! WIN! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:44,
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Haha! Spot on.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:14,
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She's got a bit of a hungry bumMust be all that slashing and stabbing.
(,
Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:23,
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I declare this compo fab. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:26,
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Ha ha brilliant!I was wathing Trollhunter again last weekend, and the thought occured to me how ace it would have been to do a shrek/trollhunter crossover.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:33,
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They were a little too friendly for ogres... taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:39,
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I can't remember if it's OK to pearoast in a new thread for the compo, so have this:
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:22,
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Hahahahaha!Also, I love the quote "Now this is a horror movie"
Reminds me of Alan Partridge's "Now THAT was a goal!"
(Reminds me of Alan Partridge's "Now THAT was a goal!"
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:25,
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Hahahahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:26,
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*clicks*Also, the only horror film I ever turned off in disgust, when he smashes the TV over that guys head... not particularly gory, but.. ugh.
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DeadEyeDick,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:08,
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From Wikipedia'"Reading" down Henry's Cat's face spells "Miiow" (M= ears, II= eyes, O= nose, W=mouth).'
:O
(:O
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:28,
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"I'LL EAT YOU UP!" :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:24,
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Help us choose the new Question of the WeekIt's Thursday, so help us choose a new QOTW by voting on these (mostly) suggested by YOU:
Got a good idea for QOTW? Suggest it here
Heartbroken: What has broken your heart? Last week the webserver I built 12 years ago was killed by an electrician farting around with the power supply without permission. It's like part of me has died. Really.
Shitstorm: Ever unwittingly done something trivial that's ended up with emergency meetings and having your bare buttocks thrashed with a cane in the staff canteen? Me neither, but tell us of times when it has hit the fan.
Worst Person for the Job: The new Health Secretary is a fan of homeopathy, the Environment minister wants it all paved over, and the Equalities minister isn't too keen on equality. Ever met somebody totally unsuited to their work?
Things I've done to get sex: Shameful, creative or bizarre, what lengths have you gone to to slip / receive a length?
Just Desserts: In a week where 60,000 people booed George Osborne have you got any good stories of comeuppance?
Piss Stories (again): Rob says "I recently held a kids' birthday party where water pistols were filled with piss. I possibly should be better at policing these things but I found it quite funny."
Vote closes ...later.
(Got a good idea for QOTW? Suggest it here
Heartbroken: What has broken your heart? Last week the webserver I built 12 years ago was killed by an electrician farting around with the power supply without permission. It's like part of me has died. Really.
Shitstorm: Ever unwittingly done something trivial that's ended up with emergency meetings and having your bare buttocks thrashed with a cane in the staff canteen? Me neither, but tell us of times when it has hit the fan.
Worst Person for the Job: The new Health Secretary is a fan of homeopathy, the Environment minister wants it all paved over, and the Equalities minister isn't too keen on equality. Ever met somebody totally unsuited to their work?
Things I've done to get sex: Shameful, creative or bizarre, what lengths have you gone to to slip / receive a length?
Just Desserts: In a week where 60,000 people booed George Osborne have you got any good stories of comeuppance?
Piss Stories (again): Rob says "I recently held a kids' birthday party where water pistols were filled with piss. I possibly should be better at policing these things but I found it quite funny."
Vote closes ...later.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:01,
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Worst person for the jobseems like the last three QotWs rolled into 1
( wakeupandsmellthebacon,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:12,
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These are some really good options for once.I vote sheds.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:13,
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Worst person for the job will be hundreds of instances of "(politician) nuff said."Things I've done to get sex will be loads of boring lies.
Just desserts will be Honda Accord everywhere.
Heartbroken will be waa waa Painya Queen of the harpies.
Shitstorm might be alright but will probably be hugely exaggerated nothings.
Piss stories will, ironically, be shit.
(Just desserts will be Honda Accord everywhere.
Heartbroken will be waa waa Painya Queen of the harpies.
Shitstorm might be alright but will probably be hugely exaggerated nothings.
Piss stories will, ironically, be shit.
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:56,
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People who post "nuff said" on QOTW will be hunted down and shotNew rules here at B3TA Towers
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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> implying the mods will do something useful BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:20,
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HahahaSpellcasting R E P O S T
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:56,
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Hahaha! Nice.Sorry didn't mean to post on top of you...
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:54,
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Not to worry - regular thursday morning threadrushEverybody is trying to get their entries in early ...
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xandmi,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:58,
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hahahaI like the "how to pronounce for retards" bit
:)
(:)
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:24,
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I like this challenge :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:42,
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No. Wait. Stop. Come back...
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:39,
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Haha*closes Photoshop*
(though I had the Johhny Depp version for some reason)
((though I had the Johhny Depp version for some reason)
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:40,
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I thought I'd have to get this one done early...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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I'm sure it's not the last we've seen of the wacky confectioner
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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HahaAlso - not worth own thread
Honeybadgers. Missed out one of his feet and now closed it. ah well.
(Honeybadgers. Missed out one of his feet and now closed it. ah well.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:52,
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Creepy.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:55,
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Holey Moley Ninj!That's tremendous.
Top work!
:D
(Top work!
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:56,
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Aces...you've already owned this compo
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:11,
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I was going to add "from the makers of Saw"but on the whole I preferred it with the Disney tag
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:34,
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That'll give you a nasty nip.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:57,
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