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(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd love extra minutes....
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Absolutely correct!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:34, archived)
#
Eeeeew. Look at the old has been on the left. I bet she has to do DVDA just to get by nowadays.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah
Because you thought of that all by yourself.
(, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:17, archived)
# yes obviously
Because its never been thought of before.....
And I was sure I had you on ignore, well, guess I didn't.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Excellent
This is what I have always called that shop
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:16, archived)
# cock shaped holes..
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
They should add some hairy balls on the wings
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Blimey, it's nice to see a quick /board again.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Also: dirty boy >:(
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# that's clearly an iphone 3GS that she's holding.
i think it's the 16Gb model.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I'm not convinced
though it's clearly not a nokia
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:26, archived)
# ninja'd
the probably riding the iphone on vibrate mode.

;)
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] urgh... Sony too
I found this the other day, from back when Kraft bought Cadburys.
I believe I'm owed some royalties

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:33, archived)
# That is top work :)
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Those orange knobs ae kissing
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I'm not very happy with cadbury at the moment.
They've got all sort of shit out on the market at the moment.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:30, archived)
# At the moment.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Blame the parent company, Kraft
Cheese and chocolate? Fuck off.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] yummy yummy yum yums
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:56, archived)
# ....
I'd actually try this.....
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# me too
I'd actually buy it
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:54, archived)
# *fruity rim lols*
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:55, archived)
# It tastes of burny
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:56, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I still get the odd craving for Sunny Delight.
Nothing quite like orange juice which tastes a bit like plastic.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:02, archived)
# HA! That is proper revolting
But very well done
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:04, archived)
#
mmm thirsty
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Candles!
Congratumalations
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I'm frothing, mum!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
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Vote closes around lunchtime
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:53, archived)
# *sympathy reply*
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Don't encourage them.
If noone votes then maybe QOTW will just go away.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
That is all.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:13, archived)
# FIRST
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:15, archived)
# FIST'R
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Prick.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I notice no mention here of anyone fingering kids or touching dogs on the bumhole. As expected it's a complete whitewash.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Have you ever:


(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:29, archived)
# does this mean we can post pictures of ourselves in drag?
please?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Merger...
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:46, archived)
# is this about the 17 year old TV actor who's been charged with orally raping a 14 year old boy in a london theatre?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# he's 17?
*edits suspects list*
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# *spits*
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:55, archived)
# yum!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# No.
No. No. No.
Not yum.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I'm not sure if this counts, so I've not compo'd it, but I recently attended my first open-casket funeral.
so I've not compo'd it but I recently attended my first open-casket funeral.I didn't take pictures (apparently that's frowned upon - PC gone mad if you ask me) so here's an illustration of the coffin lid which was propped against the wall nearby (details changed out of rispek an ting):

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# haha honestly did the funeral director have their name on the plaque?

nice tasteless advertising
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Absolutely true.
It conjures great images in my head: "Y'know, Caitlin, who was it who did your father's funeral? They did a lovely job, so they did - I'd like them to do mine when I go. What was their number again? Was it double 4-1, or double 3-1? Oh I can't remember - there's only one thing for it ..."

*dig, dig, dig*

"I KNEW it was double 3-1!"
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Merry candles!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:04, archived)
# "Wait...there's a ringing sound inside the coffin...have I got this right?"
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)
# haha yup :D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Tacky.
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:52, archived)
# In case the occupant has any complaints later on?
I don't know...

However, I recall a long time ago squiggly/wavy lines working on an excavation in Bloomsbury, that involved exhuming/relocating a number of 19th and 18th C coffins, and I dimly suspect some of those had Makers Plates on the ends, so it might not be a new thing in that industry!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:53, archived)
# You should have logged them and seen if any of them were still going.
I remember my grandad telling me "Beer, bread and burying" - they're the three industries to go into - they never go out of business, even in war.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:02, archived)
#
Its so in the event of a landslide, mudslide earthquake etc, they can use burial records to find lost corpses IDs etc.

/ex funeral worker....

Now then now then...etc... to save you the bother.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] hello.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Ooo it's all gone very ladybits all of a sudden
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Tabasco minky wipes.....
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:40, archived)
# sexy!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:40, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:44, archived)
# fuck me this place is like the fanny pad isle in tesco
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:44, archived)
# "Por clunge"
Ahahahahahahah
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:11, archived)
# ^ this
hahaha
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ronseal...
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:32, archived)
# causes anger
or has wings?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:38, archived)
# It's just wrong on at least two levels...
What I wish I could do was somehow get the phrase "Rod Hull gives you wings" out of my head. There's a 'shopped image in that phrase somehow but I can't quite *see* it. Meanwhile every time I see a can of Red Bull my mind 'shops the logo to spell "Rod Hull".
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Do emus fly?
He could've done with wings on his roof that night. Perhaps that could help? But now I want to do a rod hull/bull logo for my own amusement, so I am. Ta.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:30, archived)
# If you do...
...could you post it here, please? Seeing it might just get the damn phrase out of my head.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:33, archived)
# And now you've asked about whether emus fly...
... the phrase in my head has morphed into "Rod Hull gives you (vestigial) wings."

Thanks.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hope this helps....
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Like a rag to a red bull.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Brilliant.
Well done!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] now with extra sauce
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
# same thought different brand

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaahaa oh fuck
I think I've broken something
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:26, archived)
# repost thread
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Yay!

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
# weirdly he looks like vic reeves
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I thought exactly the same
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:18, archived)
# oucg
and gappy handles

I missed mine - it was last Saturday
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# FREEBS
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:50, archived)
# CANDALSCANDALSCANDALS
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:51, archived)
# awww!
 

 
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Stickyback books.
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I'm totally using this in my publicity
Pity I'm not published by Penguin
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Completely made up brand crossover that surely nobody would ever buy


Can you spot the seams in my photoshoppery?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:13, archived)
# can you spot the trolling in this unshopped picture
why are people shocked? have you not heard of cheesecakes?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)
# I've done a proper shopped one elsewhere...
... but I used to work for Cadburys before it was bought out by Kraft, and as soon as they were bought up I joked with a couple of my former workmates that they'd soon be making chocolate flavoured cheese. 'Cos that was just stupid and funny.

And then...
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# ANGRY MAN!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:15, archived)
# This is real? Cor.
I bet it's delicious.
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:20, archived)
# You seem to have a moth flying around your candle.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I was just thinking the exact same thing
the 'delicious' thing, not the 'moth' thing.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Satire! Boom.
And this, folks, is my 1,000th post. Aye thank you.

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Congratulations!
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Thank you and happy flame day!
It's cake all round basically
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Merry day of candlenessmasses Mr Moley :)
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Happy Candlez !
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Thanks everyone.
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Mmmm spread on a digestive = mini chocolate cheesecake
Noms
Edit: Oh it's not your own pichur? :'(
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost thread then.

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost? Oh go on then...

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:32, archived)
# cheesecake topping rebranded
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
# jimmy savile fucked dead bodies
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:31, archived)
# *CMYK colour space image with RGB profile causing false colour representation horror!*
I know you're trolling but the sight of that offends me.
Please replace it with this one and i'll forgive you.

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Genius!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Ha, ha, My current bathroom cleaner smells o reef, remember that drink?
ha My current bathroom cleaner smells o reef remember that drink?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Listerine's fucking expensive.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:07, archived)
# haha nice tag line

and happy b3taday
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Thanks prodge.
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Very good work, sir.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Fantastic!
and happy candles!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Excellent
Well i never..my Mom used to call that wkd drink toilet duck.
Clicks
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 0:12, archived)
#
brilliant!
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Hah
It was a different time back then
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:54, archived)
# seeeeeeeerengetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:28, archived)
# bday greetings and a pint for my two mutts
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:31, archived)
# 7 years! Blimey.
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:51, archived)
# ha ha
One of my dogs likes beer, sometimes too much beer. Often with 'hilarious' results.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Arf!
And happy candles!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Although googling for images, Can't believe the flavours you actually CAN buy...
Can't believe the flavours you actually CAN buy...
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:12, archived)
# I'd use it.
:D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:29, archived)
# me too.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:31, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
A repost, but not from the last time we did this compo.

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:42, archived)
# I forgot that was Tim Key was in that ad
he can be really funny.
It's such a shame that most of the time he chooses not to be
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:45, archived)
# Pffft!
At least when he's not funny it seems like he just can't be arsed rather than trying to be funny and failing.
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Haha
top stuff
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheers.
Might as well get the first Star Wars entry in...

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Last panel lols
woo
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Is gangnam classed as a brand? I know it's fucking everywhere...
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:47, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Hahaha
...move along now, nothing to see!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] One more
(, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, shit and probably bindun
shit and probably bindun
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:05, archived)
# You have to learn to spread it differently,
None of your current bread is compatible, and you have to use a spoon to spread it.

Oh and it's a tenner a tub, that needs replacing daily....
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:10, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft...

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 8:31, archived)
# Yeuch
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:22, archived)
# iCan't believe it's not Better
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah, it's a repost, no i dont care, fuck off :D

(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Quite!


Here I am arguing that "Ann Widdecombe" is a brand name for reactionary Catholic Toryism...
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 3:06, archived)
# well, i'm flaccid
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 3:16, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 3:19, archived)
[challenge entry] And for after the deed...
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 7:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 3:12, archived)
# for driving all night?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 3:22, archived)
#
Her Renee can be so rough at times!
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 4:18, archived)
# Does it have a 5c refund in Canada?
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 4:29, archived)
# im interested in that refund
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 7:51, archived)
# capsper the friendly ghost is attempting to feeding the giant living condoms candy
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 7:51, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:21, archived)

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