John Lithgow being cast into the void of space at the end of Santa claus the movie?
I hope its on (again) this christmas, as well as 'jingle all the way'. Those, plus national lampoons christmas are my fave chrimble films.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:04,
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Die Hard is my favourite chrimbo film.
Or Gremlins.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:21,
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NO ITS ALL BEEN CANCELLED REPLACED BY ROLLING COVERAGE OF SIR JIMMY SAVILLES SAVILLE INQUIRY CHAIRED BY SIR JIMMY SAVILLE
although its pointless because although sir jimmy saville has called for sir jimmy saville to appear before sir jimmy savilles saville inquiry sir jimmy saville has declined to give evidence.
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:01,
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I like this
but not like that, in a gay way.
Edit:Fuck me, every man on 'One Born Every Minute' is a cunt, half the pregnant women have issues of wither self-esteem or anger.
There is a guy that keeps pinching his wife's cheek. It looks weird, but his name is Fabio, and after Italian, Pinching is the only other language Italians know.
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:03,
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commander data this is a direct order
wooyay :D
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:12,
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(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:38,
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Awwww
Lookit them go :)
(wuffle, the b3ta bunny's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 11 Nov 2012, 1:28,
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best of all, it's 2 of your 5 a day
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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anal lentils
can't you get cream for that?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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deeelish, it goes well with this clo-wocka-wocka-wocka
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:03,
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Tastes like ass
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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I've made anal soup that looks like that
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:34,
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Those of us with offspring have all had days like this:
(Ruffgeezerback again like a bad smell.,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 11:59,
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Clicked for truthfulness.
I don't have kids, but I have worked as a cashier. For those who still think sugar causes hyperactivity, let me tell you: the kids get hyper when they see the gumball machine, not when they get the candy. In fact, if you have a kid "[whose] hyperactivity is caused by sugar and artificial colours", try this experiment. 1. Stand next to the kid in a calm environment. 2. Whisper in its ear, "Candy candy candy candy candy". 3. Record your observations.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:06,
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Very definitely the colours for our oldest.
There's a certain batch of E-number colours that set her off and it's exactly the same progression each time: strange look, odd noises, increasingly impulsive behaviour followed by depression and a patch of exhaustion, roughly fifteen-twenty minutes after eating them. The ones in particular are those highlighted in the Uni. Southampton study that ministers are working on asking companies to limit the use of. It's bloody hard work in Australia as they still use colours banned in Europe plus the others and nearly everything has at least one yellow colour in it. Sugar doesn't seem to do much to her. Nya-nya.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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E-111?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:09,
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'snorts tartrazine'
(Seriously, given the sensitivity of children, only food-based colours should be used)
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:26,
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^this
with added oozing and unexpected stickiness
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:26,
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That is giving me Teh Fear
*click*y-woo.
(SkotzmunBlah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:27,
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Hold it upside down by the ankles and spin it round until it's sick
It'll lose interest after that
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:59,
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I'm going to start a ska band
Just so I can name it "Shakeababy".
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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My little brothers were a right pain in the arse when they were younger.
My dad always reassures me that I was worse.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 5:33,
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they put a hotwire to my head / cause of the things I did and said
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:49,
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(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 8:39,
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(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 8:45,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:26,
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shit man! the hurricane has mutated you
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:30,
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CRAB HEAD CRAB HEAD
MOFAHA HAS A CRAB HEAD
Not really though.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:53,
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Great!
(RadiobrIt may be legal, but it is just not right...,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:36,
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I don't like this.
Please delete this.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:38,
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I tried.
It's not possible.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:52,
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[mod edit]
srzly%
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:54,
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It's the only way to get things done
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:52,
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that feeling
when you think "i'll check b3ta one more time" before clambering up the stairs to stare at the inside of your eyelids for 8 hours, after seeing this i'm just glad i'm not full of cheese
(EmmonCtrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed,
Sat 10 Nov 2012, 5:29,
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"Skyfall is an awesome James Bond movie until it gets tired of all that, goes a little crazy and turns into a not-so-awesome Home Alone movie.
There you are, watching a solid Bond until suddenly the Home Alone phase kicks in and there you are with a booby trap-laden house that adorable little Kevin, uh, I mean tough, gritty James Bond, uses to knock off a sneaky gang of terrorists one by one. Well, sometimes four by four."