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(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# John Lithgow being cast into the void of space at the end of Santa claus the movie?
I hope its on (again) this christmas, as well as 'jingle all the way'. Those, plus national lampoons christmas are my fave chrimble films.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Die Hard is my favourite chrimbo film.
Or Gremlins.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
# NO ITS ALL BEEN CANCELLED REPLACED BY ROLLING COVERAGE OF SIR JIMMY SAVILLES SAVILLE INQUIRY CHAIRED BY SIR JIMMY SAVILLE
although its pointless because although sir jimmy saville has called for sir jimmy saville to appear before sir jimmy savilles saville inquiry sir jimmy saville has declined to give evidence.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:26, archived)
# lol meat
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:45, archived)
# that lolmeat looks like it's already been loleaten
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:47, archived)
# he's like a soft version of The Thing
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)
# liverly!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:48, archived)
# eat up, pedro
pics or it never happened
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
#

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)
# you're lookin' well
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Do you think she'll give me a little head?
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 1:01, archived)
# This is what happens if you sit on your Revels
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:48, archived)
# this is what happens when you lack hummus and have a few cans
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:55, archived)
# It's slobberin' time!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
# It's de livery man
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
# O NO
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:45, archived)
# I just shat a kidney
lol
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:59, archived)
# This is unpleasant
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:04, archived)
# oh good grief...
...that's offal :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Button Poo
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:24, archived)
# For this, I award you...

(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:29, archived)
# You can't be serious, are you kidney?
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:45, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:40, archived)
# hypnoerotic
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I like this
but not like that, in a gay way.

Edit:Fuck me, every man on 'One Born Every Minute' is a cunt, half the pregnant women have issues of wither self-esteem or anger.

There is a guy that keeps pinching his wife's cheek. It looks weird, but his name is Fabio, and after Italian, Pinching is the only other language Italians know.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:03, archived)
# commander data this is a direct order
 
wooyay :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Suggested tags: [ + Cat ] [ + Kitty ] [ + Cute ] [ + Cannabis (drug) ]
 
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOUTUBE, IT IS JUST A VIDEO OF A CAT
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:39, archived)
# make it tho
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Beam me up.
As in, I want your 'beam' up me.
Beam, as in wood ... as in penis. Jesus! Do I have to spell it out for you?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:36, archived)
# lol, fucking fags
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:47, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Make it so... fabulous
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# STARSHIP BENDERPRISE
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:00, archived)
# o_O
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 0:15, archived)
# this needs more replies
LOL
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:01, archived)
#
what's the matter? never seen a unicorn juggling Jimi Hendrix's lightsabers before?!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:05, archived)
# jimi would of been 70 this year
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:08, archived)
# FOR MORE YEARS
 

 
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I call...
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:52, archived)
# this is pretty cool
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:12, archived)
# yes, but where do the fuckhoses go?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:44, archived)
#

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
Ironically I couldn't find a picture of Sir Guy Standing actually standing.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Simples...


Thankfully that's out of my head now...
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Thou shalt not lurk!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Lurk of shame...
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Just in time for the Thanksgiving Holiday
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Can you believe this shit?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I choose the 'return home' option here :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# You mean that you don't want your turds pounded?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)
# lemme check
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)
# ilikethis
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:34, archived)
# fake
no undigested sweetcorn
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:32, archived)
# You have to pay extra for that
He said with relish!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:45, archived)
# double ass cake $3.45
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Tastes like ass
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# and eggs
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:32, archived)
# The sweetest assjazz
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:29, archived)
# eewwwwwwwwww
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:32, archived)
# tis but just an egg hole
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Enjoy Alice's restaurant.....
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# 'sings' "you can get anything you want"
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:23, archived)
# ...............Excepting Alice ....... ;-)
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# ..and they all moved away from me on the bench.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] How it's made
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# genitics!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
# nooo, don't let it run away!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Crudely Drawn Chemistry
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
i love the sprouting hairs
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 18:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Lovely
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Awwww
Lookit them go :)
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 1:28, archived)
# best of all, it's 2 of your 5 a day

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# anal lentils
can't you get cream for that?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# deeelish, it goes well with this clo-wocka-wocka-wocka
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Tastes like ass
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I've made anal soup that looks like that
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Those of us with offspring have all had days like this:


(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Clicked for truthfulness.
I don't have kids, but I have worked as a cashier. For those who still think sugar causes hyperactivity, let me tell you: the kids get hyper when they see the gumball machine, not when they get the candy.
In fact, if you have a kid "[whose] hyperactivity is caused by sugar and artificial colours", try this experiment.
1. Stand next to the kid in a calm environment.
2. Whisper in its ear, "Candy candy candy candy candy".
3. Record your observations.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Very definitely the colours for our oldest.
There's a certain batch of E-number colours that set her off and it's exactly the same progression each time: strange look, odd noises, increasingly impulsive behaviour followed by depression and a patch of exhaustion, roughly fifteen-twenty minutes after eating them.
The ones in particular are those highlighted in the Uni. Southampton study that ministers are working on asking companies to limit the use of.
It's bloody hard work in Australia as they still use colours banned in Europe plus the others and nearly everything has at least one yellow colour in it.
Sugar doesn't seem to do much to her.
Nya-nya.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:53, archived)
# E-111?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# 'snorts tartrazine'
(Seriously, given the sensitivity of children, only food-based colours should be used)
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:26, archived)
# ^this
with added oozing and unexpected stickiness
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
# That is giving me Teh Fear
*click*y-woo.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Hold it upside down by the ankles and spin it round until it's sick
It'll lose interest after that
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I'm going to start a ska band
Just so I can name it "Shakeababy".
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# My little brothers were a right pain in the arse when they were younger.
My dad always reassures me that I was worse.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
Flan Science!

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# where does flan lie on the periodic table?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# well, science knows that it is a base and not an acid, if that helps
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# alkalicious
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Somewhere between Petranekium and Fuckon.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# i was always a fan of argon
but their catalogue is shit
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I always thought it was quite boron.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# This is one reason why I refuse to have kids
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# In America, if you're as poor as me
You can get a subsidized vasectomy.

I did that, and damn was it a good decision.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 2:19, archived)
# I've made a new Hans et Pierre strip
I'm on fire. Creatively not literally.



Click here for big
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Are you sure you are not actually on fire?
because you look like a pair of feet, mysteriously at the bottom of a horrible 70s sofa.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:00, archived)
# I might be. Let me check.
OH GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# I'm on fire. Literally, not creatively.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# if they give us the means to make rude pictures in a game, I am not to blame :)


You can view it online (and alter it if you can find it on the cube) by installing the Android/Apple Curiosity app
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Curiosity+app
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 8:34, archived)
# SCIENCE!!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 8:45, archived)
# haha great link
which also proves my drawing skills are virtually non-existant
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 9:29, archived)
# What device is that? I don't recognise it.
I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Looks like a Nook
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Nook Tablet
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
#


(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 5:33, archived)
# they put a hotwire to my head / cause of the things I did and said
 



 
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:49, archived)
#
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#
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#
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:26, archived)
# shit man! the hurricane has mutated you
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:30, archived)
# CRAB HEAD CRAB HEAD
MOFAHA HAS A CRAB HEAD

Not really though.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:53, archived)
# Great!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:36, archived)
# I don't like this.
Please delete this.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:38, archived)
# I tried.
It's not possible.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:52, archived)
# [mod edit]
srzly%
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:54, archived)
# It's the only way to get things done
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:52, archived)
# that feeling
when you think "i'll check b3ta one more time" before clambering up the stairs to stare at the inside of your eyelids for 8 hours, after seeing this i'm just glad i'm not full of cheese
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 5:29, archived)
# ^^this
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 6:10, archived)
# Puppies, and such
 


 
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:52, archived)
# WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:43, archived)
# WOAH!! O_O
Balls-y :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 8:54, archived)
# OMG! A VASE!
/FISH
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:01, archived)
# If that's you, I'll know I've found a home.
The long search will be over.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# haha
no it's not me. My eyes are closer together than that.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 17:56, archived)
# wtf
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:38, archived)
# Yeah, but these go up to eleven
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:43, archived)
# 12


(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:47, archived)
# And I just finished watching episode 13 of Walking Dead
OMG
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:54, archived)
# This I like.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:55, archived)
# I don't like this either.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:39, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/10878770
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Whose dogs are these? and why are they in my fucking house?
 

 
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 2:48, archived)
# OH FUCK NO
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 2:58, archived)
# Somewhere between Princess Mononoke and Eraserhead.
Nice :) (: :)
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:00, archived)
# eeek! O_O
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:00, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:13, archived)
# Mutant fuckdogs argh!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:28, archived)
# whoah! :P
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:33, archived)
# William Shakespeare!

(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:00, archived)
# heh, dog cock.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Hahaha FUCK
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:23, archived)
# I like this. :D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:39, archived)
# DOUBLE STANDARDS :(
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:55, archived)
# Rapitinui boom light the fire now howl, howl, howl
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:56, archived)
# Lunatic night rise.
Sonic of the moon flips them inside out.
 
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:42, archived)
# TOTAL HELL
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 7:04, archived)
# Tremendosa
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# ahahahaha
hahahhaa
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)
# WOO Fuckdog:D
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 1:35, archived)
# possibly
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 1:40, archived)
# totally would :P
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 1:58, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it can be milked.
so I won't make such an enquiry.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 2:28, archived)
# baby does that forehead go all the way up
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Forensics...
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Amp it up
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:16, archived)
# All the elements are there
See what I did there? It's elemental.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:16, archived)
# I am trying to refrain from making a pun
but my resistance is futile.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Someone deleted a bad pun -- keel heem!!!

(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:20, archived)
# How the fuck could a pun be too bad here?
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:46, archived)
# What a reVOLTing gag...
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Is that any way to conduct yourself?
Or even semiconduct yourself?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:09, archived)
# This is very current
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
# wow, it moved, and now it says something different
shame on you
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
# This is shocking bullying right here
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:23, archived)
# ohm's where the art is
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 0:23, archived)
# SteamDaftPunk ?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 8:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# I'm convinced....
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Fuck i need the toilet :D
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:37, archived)
# What a sexy wench!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# :-D
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# safety helmet does not meet the minimum requirements of BS EN 397:2012
she has to leave the site. sorry.

leave the spanner, though, i'm gonna play with my nuts
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Hellooo.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:42, archived)
#
I prefer the original
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Would
Even if I do get cancer of the prick as a result
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:52, archived)
# I'm not going to admit laughing at this
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
FUCK with my head will ya!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:34, archived)
# lovely
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 1:44, archived)
# I like her sister.

Click for source.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:24, archived)
# say what?
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:41, archived)
#
The birth of a new cleavage, perhaps?
Perhaps not?
www.limeliters.net/vikki_dougan.html
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Yummy plumber's smile on her...
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I knew I recognised that plot
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Ha, very good.
This was the first thing my mate said to me when we left the cinema.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# haha
he looks bored with despair on the last frame :-D

I did enjoy the film (Sky fali?) though.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:26, archived)
# It's the Bollywood remake
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Do you write for OK! Magazine?
"Skyfall is an awesome James Bond movie until it gets tired of all that, goes a little crazy and turns into a not-so-awesome Home Alone movie.

There you are, watching a solid Bond until suddenly the Home Alone phase kicks in and there you are with a booby trap-laden house that adorable little Kevin, uh, I mean tough, gritty James Bond, uses to knock off a sneaky gang of terrorists one by one. Well, sometimes four by four."

www.okmagazine.com/lifestyle/philmguys-review-skyfall-starring-daniel-craig-javier-bardem-and-judi-dench
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:12, archived)
# i haven't seen a bond film since licence to kill.
i don't think i've missed much.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:52, archived)
# I recommend Casino Royale
It's a genuinely good film, not just a good bond film
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:54, archived)
# *adds to list*
cheers
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:05, archived)
# I recommend
The Iron Giant,
It's a genuinely good film, not just a good Bond film
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)

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