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[challenge entry] A differing opinion
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:02, archived)
# You'd have to tap that ass with a hammer for it to register.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Bill Cosby's lookin' rough
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
#
rough confused
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Awooga!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:14, archived)
# In his yout
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah, that was just "hanging around on your desktop"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:20, archived)
# fwa
check out the nose on her. spluff enucing wot
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# oi thats my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:02, archived)
# she's had me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 0:37, archived)
# *blinks several times*
*sciences harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 10 Nov 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 4:42, archived)
# Old friends
4 eva.
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:32, archived)
# lol are you a wizard mate? these pills are rgreat
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
'flashbacks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:04, archived)
# TAKE YOU THIS TIMEPIECE UPON YOUR JOURNEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Elvis 'Moobs' Presley
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:19, archived)
# MONICA!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:24, archived)
# ten foot tall with someone else's beard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:40, archived)
# R.I.P. Jack FUCKworth
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# was it this guy who dead?



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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty self-explanatory
apart from me mis-spelling Pyke in Google Images :(
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:53, archived)
# i feel thick
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Great old eccentric chap he was.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Take heed and get your hair cut
Think on.


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(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Guy in the tram yesterday was such a hipster it hurt
giant red beard, giant black rimmed glasses, dreadlocks tucked in a woolly hat, red sneakers, camouflage trousers and hoodie. Also, giant headphones and constantly watching the screen of his ipod or iphone or whatever's the hippest these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:36, archived)
# THAT WAS ME!
Nah, only joking. I can't grow a proper beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:38, archived)
# He sounds horrendous.
Vote for me and the DFaS could become a reality.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# yuk
Game of Thrones?

Or his own reflection
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I want to do my hair in a queef
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:52, archived)
# PAAAAAAARP
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:53, archived)
# i'm not sure about curtains
it reminds me of being 13 again
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Better than an ironic fucking mullet
Or that dreadful thing the youths have these days where it's really short on the sides and then big a curly on the top
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:13, archived)
# my cousin has that
he looks like a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:22, archived)
# It's called a Def leppard I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I'm a Slap Head and do not want to be associated with Hipsters
Wankers.

Nicely done though :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# So my straggly 'as long as it grows' hair doesn't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:21, archived)
# i've just been tying it back for fifteen odd years
i've no idea what's going on back there. haven't shaved for a bit either. does that make me hip?

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I just leave it and eventually some woman or other gets worried by the split ends, twigs etc
and hacks a few inches off it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)
# are we talking head hair or pubic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:22, archived)
# yes short back and sides
or sbas as i call it ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I did another cactusesss cartoon


previous
(darkMishkin, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:12, archived)
# I really like these. A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:34, archived)
# yey!
(Rick Deckard, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:46, archived)
# secret life of plants
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Nice time-lapse
That was one of my favourite ever TV programmes.
(darkMishkin, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:16, archived)
# with complimentary lens flare :)
 
you painted all the shadows though, this is just an opacity fade between layers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:19, archived)
# teen jesus
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(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Ooof :-D


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Vintage would be sinful.
Fucking hippy. Take your fish and fuck yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:40, archived)
# everyone's a wine snob these days
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Wine's crap. It tastes like someone threw loads of old socks in a blender.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:55, archived)
# It wouldn't surprise me if this was the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Work at it, it is possible to get used to anything alcoholic eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Mm, saying that, I hate beer and wine, yet I love spirits.
Can only imagine it's the opposite for most people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:23, archived)
# You might like turps
Or petrol
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Happy candles day..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I do.
Happy candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:56, archived)
# You never had good wine then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:16, archived)
# This may be the case.
But any wine I've tasted thus far tasted terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Most people that don't know about wine tend to go for the stuff that's advertised,
Like Lindermans ect.. which without a doubt is trully terrible, my advice for a cheep one is just go for the supermarket home brand, go for a South american merlot or australian Shiraz, it's not going to be the best, but cheap and perfectly acceptable, and drink it while eating a pizza or Indian, that should make you fall in love with it..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:44, archived)
# This is probably my downfall.
I couldn't really name the wines I've tried. I think I may have liked one, but can't remember the name for the life of me.
I'll take your advice and give it a go when I next get the chance. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Like I said, top tip is supermarket own......
it's all genericly poor, but also genericly very acceptable, they don't want their name on something undrinkable if that makes sence :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Don't know an awful lot about wine, but what I do know is, it can be very cheap.
It'd probably be more economically sound for me to give it a go sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)
# I drink (Grapevine Merlot) from Aldi 13% £2.99 a bottle! it ain't special! but it's perectly drinkable..!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Sounds great! I'll give it a shot. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:38, archived)
# My friend taught me the perfec way to choose the perfect wine;
Look for the three Ps-
Number 1: Price
Number 2: Percentage proof
Number 3: Picture (this is usually the tie-breaker).
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:17, archived)
# To that list I would add
4. Punt

(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
# my old local's wine list was...
Red
White
Pink
Fizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:22, archived)
# haha, everything is better with fiz!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:25, archived)
# No need to keep wining on about it
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Now now, don't get all sake. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:11, archived)
# That's a Rum thing to say
After he's Brandied you a winger, I'd Advocaat a thougher respons if you can beer to do it..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Holy shit... there's no way I'll get out of this scotch-free.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:23, archived)
# As you exclaimed the last time you shagged a woman....
you shouldn't have put it in cider in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I should have known bitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Did you get het to Liqueur you know what,! All ale the mighty Fox!
Are you short and stout or lager than that! ;-) i'm off later :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Blue fucking nun! he should have gone for Black tower!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Er...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:33, archived)
# you had me at sexy midgets
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# they killed him, man!!
they fucking killed him!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# He's dead, Hin.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
# death by bitey dog rape
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:25, archived)
# *knows what he's doing tonight now*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# he's got stamina
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# This is what love looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:55, archived)
# LeRis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# bon 'noons
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# et vous aussi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:31, archived)
#



Oui?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:33, archived)
# nah, i'm good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:39, archived)
# ummm....
Avec la bus?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:44, archived)
# no
i'm walking home, it's not far
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
# actually, i'm going home now
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I... I...
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# does the spoon represent society?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# you guys are all idiots, i can't believe you don't get this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Oh yeah, he took the blue pill and shagged the nun
Amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I got it!
Bohemian Rhapsody?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Is it The Matrix: Revolutions?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:43, archived)
# More like the MatRIS, am I right people?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Not Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:46, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I get it!

I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:11, archived)
# something about magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:02, archived)
# No reason, the voices again....


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:49, archived)
# you should listen to the voices more often
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
wut the flock?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Those lasers are dodgy. Can blind you with just a glans.
I mean, glance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# pfffft
NO MR BOND...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Made me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 10 Nov 2012, 3:40, archived)
# hahaha!
Ace!
I needed that after two bloody assessments today.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I read that as assassinations
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:29, archived)
# everyone needs a hobby...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:30, archived)
# s'true dat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Haha...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# aaaah
love the punchline :D
(Roxon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Pub O'Clock is cancelled for me this week :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# overtime or antibiotics?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Barely anybody was in today.
We all usually go to the pub afterwards, but shit weather and lack of people meant it was kinda off for this week.

I've got booze at home anyway. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Good
As long as there's booze!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Indeed, get to save a bit of money this week.
Which will probably go on a takeaway later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)
# sounds like a win to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Turned out nice again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:05, archived)
# lucky you!
all i've got is mouthwash and cillit bang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Bad times! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)
# very much so
no money till tuesday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Sucks :(
If it helps at all, I don't think I have much booze here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# i have a plan to get some booze
but where i'm going to get a horse, a trampoline and an apple pie at this time on a friday, i just don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# So THAT'S how Bulmer's do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# keep it under your saddle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I won't rein on their parade.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# that's ace :-D
I was walking back last night at about 3am, and a fox stepped right out in front of me. Tame as fook. I didnt interact with it though incase it got bitey and rabid-y
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:09, archived)
# you should have fed it head and shoulders and toothpaste
and shit. big pieces of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# They appear in my garden back in Manchester all the time.
I think a family of them either live behind the fence, or just pass through. They seem to react to whistling (stop and edge closer).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# This has happened to me to
Fox came up and sniffed my legs, I really wanted to stroke it but was afeared of tetanus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# sweet odd rod
 
as I recall the bubble gum tasted very odd indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Holy Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Have a Patman and Goggins!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha
"Wee Jizz Batman?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# oh well if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# HOLY FUCK BATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# batflan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:44, archived)
# BATFUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# HOLY FUCK BATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Spider-Flan!
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Some days you just can't get rid of a freebase

(User #86772, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Things and Science
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Brill mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha!
Phwoor!

Sorry, I mean *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# wow
summa that-taaa!*

*loose cockney accent
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
I could see the joke coming that it would be some 'celeb' at the end. Susan Boyle or whoever is in vogue...

Am I right? I don't actually know... although that's not attractive, celeb or not.
(LokiMD, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:17, archived)
# newsletter's out
You can read it, or marvel at the mystifying letter shapes, depending on level of literacy.
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue554/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Ta
How many open compos are there at the mo ??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# You have no idea...
...how much conflict you've just caused in our office. Land of Green Ginger bitter as hell I got subject line two weeks in a row.
Mwahahahahahaha.

LOGG: Make me a coffee, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:16, archived)
# How many lumps of my stale cum do you take?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Monkeon's
Select archive is quite wonderful.
(ccc, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# ^this^
smug fucking rag that it was, I still bought it far too often
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks.
It was only started as a way to learn Wordpress development, but my completist / 90s side took over.

Rather surprised to see it in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# What? Two pics below mine got mentioned and I didn't?
IT'S AN OUTRAGE! I don't know why I bother etc.

Right that's it, where's my flounce blouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] How to solve the poblem that Ed Mandarin - sorry Miliband - exists, using physics.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Next... I eat the banana
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# thus disarming him !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:12, archived)
# First, catch your banana
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Nice bendage!
I thought it was Mr. Bean at first
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# v crude use of puppet warp
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Haha Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# eyew !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I want to unsee
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# 16 tons and what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:06, archived)
# b3ta newsletter subject line compo
hey slags
got any gags?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Caution: Schofield knows who you are
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahaha this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Handed to David Cameron on a piece of card
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Good old Jack Duckworth. Just in time for Remembrance Day
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# He truly was a hero of the people
Risking all by kissing Vera.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hitting your inbox like a car hitting an Olympic cyclist
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Don't panic! Don't panic!
I'm just feeling under the weath.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Jokes absent owing to utter lack of noteworthy news.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Free, gay-witch-hunt guide
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I hope it's a wallchart like the Guardian used to do.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Or it could be live TV
with Anneka Rice in a helicopter. I would watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# 'Challenge A Nonce'
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# gah, I wasn't copying, honest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# And just where have you been Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Is the snowman in the John Lewis ad a Weeping Angel?
Full report inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# That was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# 3 minutes searching on twitter and all I found was this bunch LoLs
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Not remembering any weekend since 1976
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Mail-To: #schofield_list
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# SCOfield? NO THANK YOU Field, more like!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)
# More gags than in a Tory MP's car boot
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Adding insult to injury since 2001...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Free Paedo Witch Treasure Hunt map inside
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# haha
Is that Which Paedo the consumer magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# It's Paedo-hunt.
The daytime TV show where competing teams of unemployed people try to buy 3 paedophiles for as little money as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# List of sexy kids enclosed
So we can tackle the problem at its roots
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# The guy on Pop Master on Radio 2 this morning said he wanted 'to score in the high teens'.
I thought, you can't say that on the BBC...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Indeed, you can't *say* it
It would seem that doing it is an entirely different matter though.
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# You're on OUR list
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# They don't like it up 'em
in tribute :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Clive Dunn shall not grow old, as we who remember him grow old.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# He was old in the 70s - then got young again
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:09, archived)
# 'David Cameron: Gay Witch Hunter', rated 18, general release from Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Gay paedo witch-hunt: Movember organisers concerned...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
# OUR HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW LEADER OF THE WORLD and also congratulations to Mr Obama
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Testes
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# aaalreet our Jack...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# naaaaaaa na na na na naaaaaaaaaa
naaaaaaa na na na na naaaaaaaaaa
naaaaaaa na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaa
na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# flippin' 'ell Vera
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I missed "Unlikely Brand Crossovers", can I still get a ticket to Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# the reich way to start your day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:04, archived)
# adolf and ze ants?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# \o \o \o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# one of my favourite things on b3ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Buy Hitler Brand!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# in other news...
where's the pigfucking newsletter you shtrunz
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# saw a bird feeding its babies and it was so sweet i had to draw this. i love nature and all that shit.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
# disturbing, yet fruity-looking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Like William Hague.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:39, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:41, archived)
# organic baby food
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# needs more tits
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:31, archived)
# thats so raven
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Splendid
just splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I want to be fed like this
Any offers?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# *hoicks up green cement*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Haha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Fantastic
though a little disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# worm gargling
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Damn you're good.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] My first attempt at a children's educational story. Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Every time I see him my brain think IBS not IDS
I think my brain has it right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# I'd quite like to punch him.
That would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I was amused when he came out a couple of days ago to observe that Mitt Romney was getting an unfair portrayal at the hands of the British media, and wasn't really as unhinged as he was made out to be.
That's to say, I would have been amused if it hadn't been such a flagrant breach of the ministerial code of conduct against commenting on election processes overseas.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# MAGIC PANTS.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Excellent satires!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Pretty sure it's a true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I never doubted it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)

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