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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 7:48, archived)
# I like his shoes.
Did he get them from El. K. Bennett?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 8:37, archived)
# all the kids will be wearing whelk hooves next year
you mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 8:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Look at these elks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 5:37, archived)
# They look like EeLlKk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 5:54, archived)
# Haha exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 5:58, archived)
# look at my elk, my elk is amazing......
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:47, archived)
# i think you used the ELKIFY filter
I say, "phoney"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# rps

fuck your fire Boris
My mate Adam....he has manfire...
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 4:10, archived)
# Adam has a mangina
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 4:24, archived)
# lol
did you actually do this?

EDIT: oh, your mate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Yup its for real
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# It's the yule log principle
Supposedly, in times of old, one of the solstice/christmas traditions was that the community would go out and find tree that would be big enough to burn for 12 days. They would light a fire at one end then gradually feed the huge log into it. Same idea except you're getting gravity to do the work.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Thankyou for this informative and educational reply.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:30, archived)
# what's happening here?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:33, archived)
# there's a guy on fire
and there's a kid roasting a marshmallow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:36, archived)
# A tribute to self immolation in tibet
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:36, archived)
# People are posting funny pictures on a messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:38, archived)
# HaHa!!!!! If only it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:40, archived)
# It is lacking Elk and Fruit. :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:43, archived)
# Done
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:50, archived)
# Is that some elk and fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 3:37, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 3:47, archived)
# This can only be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 5:19, archived)
# I want you to stop this wiggly business, it's bad for the children
vimeo.com/7878518
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 3:04, archived)
# Nice and pass the joint in this direction!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 3:06, archived)
# fuck me!! WOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 3:12, archived)
# s'mores
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 3:33, archived)
# That's so raven
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 4:08, archived)
# Toast my mallow futhermuffa...GAHHHHHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 4:13, archived)
# 24 hours and I'm back to save b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:50, archived)
# 37 minutes too late.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:57, archived)
# Dammit!
4eva in ar heartz.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:00, archived)
# real, madrid
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:13, archived)
# LIMES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:14, archived)
# You're vastly over-simplifying what is a very complex issue.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:19, archived)
# just 1
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:27, archived)
# you can't just 'text message' break-up!
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nb0s1AePP2g#t=158s
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:15, archived)
# oh...my...gawd...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Shine on you crazy limon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:28, archived)
# That's a totally lime drawing, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:16, archived)
# ...hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:27, archived)
# I like your new direction
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:21, archived)
# horizontal ;)
totally different from lemons....totally...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:28, archived)
# I'd rather eat a peach.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Good thing I'm on the west coast...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:33, archived)
# That's what I got mofaha for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:38, archived)
# I LOVE GIFTS
THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:01, archived)
# 1000 cans of it!
ENJOY!... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:49, archived)
# pure sex right here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:26, archived)
# So many holes...so little time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:30, archived)
# There's probably a system of tubing connected up to that that leads to a bucket at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:51, archived)
#
cheezburger.com/6761625600
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:34, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:41, archived)
# [hidden nipples]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:47, archived)
# Did you say nipples? I see two, one at each end.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 2:53, archived)
# ELK ELK ELK ELK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Elk is an alien!
Beware.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Moosic to my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:26, archived)
# EVERY ELK IS A STAR! ELK THE IMPOSSIBLE ELK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:29, archived)
# now do Lawrence Elk
also, hello stranger :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:35, archived)
# HOWDY, ELK!
Too tough to animate the gif for the glitter. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:40, archived)
# that's fine, Larry's been running with a bad crowd lately anyway
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Time is cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:05, archived)
# oh dear, ha ha ha!!
this is my second time trying to post this comment -- odd
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:10, archived)
# You were trying to post a comment saying that this was the second time trying to post a comment that you hadn't tried to post yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:14, archived)
# you're trying to confuse me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Endorsed by the National Elk Service.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:45, archived)
# There's no ELK like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:51, archived)
# well hello deer!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:57, archived)
# ELK ON EARTH!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:19, archived)
# CAUTION : CONTAINS ELK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:23, archived)
# This is my theory
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:45, archived)
# I liked the part about it being thick in the middle.
And the violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Kumquat may.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Now we're getting somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Hey! There's an orange behind that rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Pear pressure got to you?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:10, archived)
# You can't just make up fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:14, archived)
# I'm dubious
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:20, archived)
# i'm doobieless
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I think he likes honey a bit too much
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:08, archived)
# good god
have you shopped his eyes? they're marvellous :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Yeah,
though it is a sinister advert I grabbed the still from even without the eyes...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCwlCYyom9s
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:13, archived)
# why does he call the boy Mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Because in the first advert
the boy ate too many Sugar Puffs and the monster crawled out of his bum.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:19, archived)
# 'Would YOU fart a monster out?'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Ha-ha! Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha - fuckin spiders !
Tis goood sheeeet !
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:14, archived)
#


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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Apt
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:04, archived)
# I don't think he's likely to be forgotten; nor his heroic work with kids
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Are you drunk and angry yet?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:24, archived)
# He's had me.
Things were different in '79.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:46, archived)
# I retract this statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I believe the children are our future!
(cheebatv, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Fearne "Nepotism" Cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:55, archived)
# i wish that bear would rip off wogan's head in real life!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:37, archived)
# His omnipresent status has thankfully been revoked.
They only defrost him and wheel him out once a year, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:52, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:58, archived)
# He set the Barlow
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:17, archived)
# i was actually going to do a barlow/barhigh pun
but couldn't be arsed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Safe in the BBC's hands
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Weren't Children in Need the ones who banned Savile from their charity?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:15, archived)
# BBC pedo joke pea opportunity

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:34, archived)
# keep me out of it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:28, archived)
# hot stuff!
(cheebatv, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:44, archived)
# ROCK AND ROLL!


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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# meh I only listen to wolfcock recordings these days
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:48, archived)
# his private space, on the landing.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:48, archived)
# "I like to sit here and look through my old LPs, and think about FUCK"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
# and wank
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I own three of those albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I bought them on cassette tape
 
these days I have to show undergraduates how to work a VCR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I don't miss tape spewing out of my car window at 70mph after I lose my cool with another chewed cassete.
And the days of brown ribbons fluttering against the hawthorn bushes on the hard shoulder have gone the way of white dog turds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I miss
tying the end of the tape onto the back of a bus, then sitting on the top deck to view what happens when it drives off.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:14, archived)
# rewinding tapes with a ballpoint pen to save battery
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I pirated those three albums.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:32, archived)
# try again.......so what if it's shit?. bite me
(maya-lordabryde dying of cancer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:50, archived)
# How to make friends and influence people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:53, archived)
# the internet has always been a great place to do this?
(maya-lordabryde dying of cancer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Are you asking or telling?
If you're asking; yes, probably.
If you're telling; yes, I suspected as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:59, archived)
# no....
Just.......no
(maya-lordabryde dying of cancer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:41, archived)
# We're so glad you found us!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Awww cute etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# pffft

Pugs In Spaaaaaaaaaceeee!!!!
(datblokeindauk The home of Epic fails!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:22, archived)
# that's a lot of aggresion, sand in the vaseline?
also, for atomic

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Liquids begone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:04, archived)
# oh gosh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:38, archived)
# oh gush

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha! Wonderful.
Where's the lactation....?
Mmmmmmm... green milk.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:58, archived)
# pisssssssssssss out my asssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Yikes
The morning after a bad Kebab
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
# gee...thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, prisoner no. 93014
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Your toap needs more t
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:37, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:37, archived)
# don't escalate the situation, mo.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I'm just sick and tired of the anti-fruit bias on this website rory and I'm a bit oversensitive at the moment.
Sorry man, I didn't mean to take it out on you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# they were fine until so fucking many of them came over here, it's gone beyond a joke.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I'm surprised to hear you say this.
Did you know, for every fruit that enters the website, at least two nuts leave? That's not my figures, that's taken from the actual website stats, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Draw some fruit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:40, archived)
# SRSLY DRAW SOME FRUIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:43, archived)
# OMFG SOME FRUIT DRAW SOME FRUIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
# THIS ANTI-FRUIT BIAS IS KILLING B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
# dude fucking chill!!!
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Shit boots ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Drawing with a mouse is like drawing with a mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Micely done
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Avatar 3: The Purging
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Funny story:
I made this weeks ago when everyone was picking on Moggy. Then I saved it and couldn't find it. I just found it. 'ave it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Come back Yiffy, all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:38, archived)
# There was no dino rape for 286 consecutive days!
All is forgiven....all is well......................................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:46, archived)
# The Both Ends Dilemma.
Cruellest of all the sicknesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:11, archived)
# poor rob
rob is sick
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:18, archived)
# DID SIKC
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Another funny story:
Since i couldn't find that drawing, I had to redraw it. It came out almost exactly like the original, as you can see............almost.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:22, archived)
# now your spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:27, archived)
# My love is deep.
So deep.
I put yo' butt to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:30, archived)
# hauntingly beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:29, archived)
# There's a real sense of seeing beyond the cosmos and discovering the secrets of the unknown.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:42, archived)
# This has put me off green for my dinner :'(
have some brown:
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I miss moggy and all the excitement and activity she brings
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I hope she comes back
just without the dodgier images and bullying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:42, archived)
# You mean she can come back if she wants to?
I thought Rob and the entire UK internet had her IP blocked or something?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:50, archived)
# people come back from bannings all the time
I think most of QOTW are on their 7th or 8th accounts by now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Pretty much the definition of "compulsive liar" right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:08, archived)
# yerwhat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:15, archived)
# I'm referring to the fact that they're banned repeatedly
and yet are still compelled to return and post more dull made-up bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Oh no
Now that you've explained it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Draw some fruit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:25, archived)
# :')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Rumpleshitcankle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Fucktoes intolerant.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:30, archived)
# *SpLiSh*....................*BoOfFfF*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:32, archived)
# caught between a squit and a vom place
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:41, archived)
# ded sik
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:21, archived)
# both ends bad
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:28, archived)
# POO-WAH
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 1:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# ET VOILA, C'EST UN BEAUX PETIT HOGIS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:39, archived)
# He was fucking awesome in Pinocchio
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:58, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Which B3tan designed the Twilight poster?


It should be titled "Twilight: Insert purple cock here."
(cox2inhibitor, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:25, archived)
# So, that's the actual poster is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Also
can one of the mods please explain why none of the fruit posted yesterday got FPd?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Fructose intolerance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I put my soul into that lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:40, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Bet that stung.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I know you did hon, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:05, archived)
# It's a fucking disgrace, that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:08, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:38, archived)
# nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)
# :) yes indeed (worth another look)
www.b3ta.com/board/10881204
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Bad kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Silly kitty rubbed it too hard
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I blame herman:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha crikey
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:04, archived)
# \o/ One of my favourite pics
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# wasn't me sorry twiglets not relevant to my interests k thx
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Nigel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:57, archived)
# We're making plans.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 4:42, archived)
# A masterpiece

of fail.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:00, archived)
# *

*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:10, archived)
# why do they all look like they're trying really hard to hold in a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:26, archived)
# So why didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:40, archived)
# It's very subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Yes
Twilight purple cock
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:44, archived)
# It can't be killed! It's impregnant!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:59, archived)
# ILH 4EVA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:02, archived)
# d_d
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I've seen one in bus stops with just full face shots of the leads on a dark background, they look like the worst emo band ever
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Ha right if it was me I would give him the blue pill
and then once he'd taken it I'd shout HAHAHAHA that wasn't the blue pill that was the POO PILL
Cos I would have given him an extremely strong laxative and that keanu reeves cunt would shit himself.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:58, archived)
# haha that takes me back to the good old days :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:37, archived)
#
haha
(@feelwelcome Hello, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)
# now then!


Click for bigger (61 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:39, archived)
# heheheh
i'm off, g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# happy knitting!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# My precious...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Gollum'll fix it! Very good :)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# WOOT Q!!
Loving the eyes mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
# boke
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# haha that's fuckign great!
especially the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I was only 10 but can remember it like yesterday....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:00, archived)
# He fucked Sauron's corpse in the ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# JIMMY SAVILLE IS GOING TO COME BACK AS A ZOMBIE TO RAPE YOUR FACE!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# terry nutkins is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Micto!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# ...for a dead bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The cigar is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Ta mate!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:05, archived)
# hurr hurr...
"touch"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)
# sperms on his jacketses!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# That's all kinds of ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Must...
...dig out that 'axe' pic for some
Photoshoppery skullduggery mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# eek!
thought they hadn't dug him back up yet...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR FACE ON DRUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)

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