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[challenge entry] Sneaky snails
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Achtung! Shell, schnell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:31, archived)
# yes!
makes a terrible mess of the vegetable patch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Comin' thru!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:14, archived)
# "Puffin Fett" doesn't seem quite as cool as Boba :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# How about Boba Fin?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
#
I wish I knew how to write the noise I make when looking at this, you know the noise... the one that puffins make when having boba's jetpack strapped to their backs.
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# he's puffin along nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:24, archived)
# nice
powerpuffin
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# All puffins look like Johnny Morris
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] gorillas in our midsts
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:03, archived)
# There's an ape for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:13, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
# try the veal
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:24, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
# is it available on an Apel Ipad?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:34, archived)
# An aPad?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# I think I spoke to him last night. Does he work for NatWest?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:21, archived)
#
yup, and admiral car insurance
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I had to call them 3 times last night
I could understand the foreign call centre staff much better than the local staff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# dicks
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Aaaaargh
Wasted a morning and beaten to it by an hour!
(dribl, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ile be back
(grotpig, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Give me your clothes, your boots and a belly rub.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:01, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# But where do you plug it in?
And where's the knob to adjust the browning?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54, archived)
# ewwww, f**k!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Dare I ask where the butter is dispensed from?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54, archived)
# i'm very glad i don't have marmite on toast
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
# this will not put me off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Damn you Overdone Toast Corgi!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Corgi wins!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# you bumed it again you stupid fucking cunt dog
(1.618..., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:58, archived)
# just
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# The weather's been sh!t, so here's some tits.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:45, archived)
# You could crack walnuts between those thighs
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# I'm getting a sense of deja vu...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:18, archived)
# You forgot
click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:54, archived)
# what lully sauce to great my weary eyes this morning.
well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:29, archived)
# nicely
*tent*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Please draw old man.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Nice
I like this fur-free direction you are taking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# *clix*
*faps*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Beware of Greeks bearing lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Trojan Horse is An Alien
Beware!

Needs green nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# HELP US CHOOSE THE NEW QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Every week we ask a question, the best/funniest/sickest/not about sheds answers going into the newsletter.

Help us choose the new question - with suggestions from YOU - in this week's vote

Crazy People off the Internet - The internet is full of mental. Ever been threatened with violence? Fallen victim to a troll or online bully? Did it spill over into real life? Tell us your story

Carrying the Can - Ever stepped in to take the heat off someone else? Borne the brunt of a punishment to save another? If so you're a mug.

Economising Blues - In these times of financial woe, tell us of how you tightened your belt. I've gone from Fair Trade Avocados to supermarket bought, so I'm doing my bit

Christmas Gifts - We've got no imagination. What should we buy? What's the best/worst present you've ever given or received? Degree of difficulty: One Christmas, I gave my sister three walnuts and my mum a hairnet

Trapped - ...like a hamster in an arse. Tell us your tales, all the way from prison sentences to getting your cock stuck in a cement
mixer.







Vote closes in a couple of hours, or when Internet Crazies wins
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
# 6. What's the biggest thing you've ever stuck up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# A shed
It was only a small one and not yet assembled, and I must admit it wasn't all at once, but I did get it all up there.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Vote for christmas gifts and just assume that's where they are heading
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:36, archived)
# One of these days...
...we're going to fuck up and post that one. IT COULD HAPPEN
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:38, archived)
# I pay others to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:39, archived)
# "Internet Crazies"?
There can only be one answer.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# says the guy who draws tits on squirrels

just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Yes, but I don't depict them with burgers up their arse.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I remember when pasanodick was going to visit me to punch fuck out of me

HA!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Jahled threatening /talk with a baseball bat
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Allegedly my arse, we've got proof.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Dog 2.0 How does he smell? Who gives a shit, he opens beers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:27, archived)
# But why is my bottle always slimy after he opens it? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:30, archived)
# look man, we scientists can only solve one problem at a time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Difficult to fit in the kitchen drawer, but I'm willing to give it a try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:38, archived)
# You need one of the new Ikea CUTLERY KENNELS.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Catpack furniture is difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I do like my Billy Goat shelving, though.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CYBER TOOTHED TIGERS


This week's challenge is to upgrade animals with technology, making them faster, stronger, more dangerous and more amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't know about faster.....
Pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Sports version

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:45, archived)
#
those clever mice are blinding that cAT with theyre lasers
(1.618..., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# And for his long awaited return to b3ta.... Have a cat!

3 Years and this is the best I could come up with! /sigh
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Gene is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:14, archived)
# rock on Mr Kitty
and welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I Was Made Fur Lovin' You.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:23, archived)
# \oo/_ _\oo/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Thay call me Dr Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# welcome back, and have a related pea :)
and have a related pea :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# New Family.
She is Armadillo girl. She has many eyes and ears.
She will be good b3ta member. :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:45, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:46, archived)
# why? :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:30, archived)
# ?:|
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# genuine office lol
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:37, archived)
# ahahaha
I haven't got a clue what that means or why I laughed heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 17:46, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# she's beautiful
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Thank you! :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:53, archived)
# you broke my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Don't worry. Your eyes are normal.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:01, archived)
# My japanese one certainly needs mending now.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:12, archived)
# She needs clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Can you give clothes to her? :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Hallo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Hello :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:09, archived)
# I haven't been on here for quite a while.
So I was looking forward to seeing some funny posts with much hummus. Then...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Armadillo = 2 eyes
Armadillo girl = 4 eyes !!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Four eyes is better than two
And four skin is better than two

Wait, that didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:38, archived)
# :D nice idea
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:51, archived)
# This weeks challenge is upgrade furries with technology
You like furries Ishimoggy - show us yer shopping skills!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Fuck Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:41, archived)
# GABBA GABBA HEY
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:43, archived)
# We accept you. One of us!!!!!! Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:45, archived)
# which one's sheena?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:50, archived)
# I don't think you'll find her in this group. She had to break away!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:52, archived)
# probably needed to be sedated
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 6:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 4:49, archived)
# There wasn't a single CS4 user in the house by the end of the night
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 6:57, archived)
# more of this kind of thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:17, archived)
# YOU WILL LAUGH AT THIS POST YOU WILL FRONT PAGE THIS POST
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:51, archived)
# HA-AH-HA-AH-HA...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:56, archived)
# Hyponocats!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:10, archived)
# haha portal crazy action!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:11, archived)
# GNARL
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:16, archived)
# good 'un
(patella, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# I drooled
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:55, archived)
# Man this just makes me want to drink lift
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 6:58, archived)
# yes master
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha front page hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:15, archived)
# awesome!
w/y!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:43, archived)
# HAH!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:53, archived)
# NAPA FUCK PARTS
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:59, archived)
# haha cracking work!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:16, archived)
# also
problem solved:


www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-20425243
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:57, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I believe in fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:27, archived)
# PFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:01, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 4:48, archived)
# The never-before-seen premiere episode entitled-- 'Another Fine Meth'


HEY! It seems to be Black & White night :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:23, archived)
# B&W
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:30, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:29, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:46, archived)
# eeeeeyikes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:01, archived)
# IT BENDS BUT IT DON'T BREAK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:55, archived)
# Fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:05, archived)
# ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Splendid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:10, archived)
# ahahahaha
fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:17, archived)
# Hahhah YES
some proper b3ta there
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:12, archived)
# BOOM
tish
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha nice
although i never really got into breaking bad...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Why did Stanley Laurel?
Because Oliver Hardy.
I fully endorse this type of joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:34, archived)
# oh yeah
A full endorsement?

not a part one, but a full on THROBBING VICTORIAN STEAM ENGINE of a man's "endorsement"

crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Why did Nick Clegg?
Because David Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 5:16, archived)
# lol!

fuckin good one ay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I keep looking
to see if that's really Ben Wheatley.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
# DOMINATION : INFLANMATORY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Accordion wank, the most tuneful of all wanks
... apart from the tuba tug.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:16, archived)
# and
the rusty trombone
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:21, archived)
# where do I drop another quarter into it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I'll ask the ELK when he comes round again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:20, archived)
# i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:22, archived)
# FUCKING BALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:31, archived)
# MULTIPLE EGG-LAYING ADVENTURES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Is that some elk?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Poor little twisted fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:29, archived)
# It's a hard FUCKing life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:45, archived)
# The FUCKing dust bowl!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:08, archived)
# DOMINATION: TOTAL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:31, archived)
# ;)
(Testicles just for you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:29, archived)
# WHY OH WHY DID I FILENAME???
I was happy in my ignorance. Now I'm going to have to go out and find a big enough spanging pan to do this justice.

EDIT: there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:00, archived)
# LOOK OUT MAN, HE'S GOT A BLAADDY PAN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:27, archived)
# a thing is happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:38, archived)
# He found those, he should win the match.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
# you made me snot
ta
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:45, archived)
# get out now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Both related to Gary Busey
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# LOOK OUT MAN! HE'S GOT A BLAADDY PAIR OF BLADDY PANS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:28, archived)
# HE GOT BUTT-SPANGED!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# WOOOO! RIC FLAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:50, archived)
# haha
well i suppose there are worse ways to picture 'gazza strip'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I did consider that,
but I like my eyes to much to see them suffer that much torment.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaohfuckinghelhahaha
hahahaha wah admins.ji kamal kar diya yar tumne to. nice joke yar
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Arrghhhhh!
On a lighter note, perhaps he could help diffuse the situation by bringing along some chicken and a fishing rod?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Fucking hell...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:25, archived)
# who did that post about gaza/gazza and the west bank/best wank?
that was one of my favourite pics of all time
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Holly Would
yeah it was classic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Brave
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Top shoppy skills!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:21, archived)
# ooh, thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Neargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Is it ok to call these criminals now?
Or is mentioning that they exist libel?

/internet confusion blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:29, archived)
# i think spoonerisms are still allowed
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:41, archived)
# best to be safe
and call them cunts
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:07, archived)
# - momentary pause -
but aren't cunts useful?

HAHAHA HAHAH HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)
# the results are in...
woodn't, wood, woodn't woodn't
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:06, archived)
# For some reason, I have this sequence in my mind.


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:34, archived)
# It was a mercy killing.
I'd hate being a vampire with all this Twi-shite we've got now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:40, archived)
# actually look again
more like suicide :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Sparkly wankers.
Old school vampires, (the pre-Dracula ones), were fucking horrible things, according to legend.
Vicious, stinking, re-animated corpses who knew no kung-fu and didn't dress like nihilistic Victorians.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:46, archived)
# much like Oprah Winfrey
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Genuine LOL!
WIfey now want's to know what I'm chuckling at!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
# oprah smeared in the entrails of her victims, the dire consequence of her lust for the iron rich blood of life
her eyes glowing hatefully in the last cruel illumination her prey will ever know in this realm of existence.*

Jesus, already it's more manly than Twilight.

Even if there were a few my little ponies(r) frolicking in the same scene it'd still be more manly than Twilight.


*Dear Oprah, if you are reading this, it's just a joke, I have no money so please don't sue me, I'm too little to be sued, KTHANXBAI
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# however, should she take the idea and make a film you should stipulate that you want 10%
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:03, archived)
# In the novel
Dracula's a beardy weirdy with dirty fingernails. Exactly like Robert Pattinson.

Has anyone read the novel? I'm not being daft - it's just nobody ever says "yes" when I ask. It's only short and really rather good...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:00, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10884659
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# "I promise you that it's short and really good"
I wonder how successful that line is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# HaHa!!!! Never worked for me!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Aye, and he had a moustache, not a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Initially,
But as he becomes more youthful when he arrives in England I'm sure his face fungus grows...
www.literature.org/authors/stoker-bram/dracula/
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Yes, but I thought it was a bit poo
Started well and went downhill
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Exactly, they should be hideous creatures, not sparkling ponces.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:06, archived)
# This film does the old myths justice...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaRuTfYDb2w
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Good flick! Also enjoyed Mulberry Street by the same director.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I hold a Horror-Thon every Hallowe'en, and this, (along with 'Rare Exports' and 'Troll Hunter'), were last year's winners.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Troll Hunter was very well done! Haven't seen the other.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Well worth your time - another cinematic winner from the North Lands.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0WMcEaK0hQ
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:27, archived)
# One of my housemates has got this, might lend it. Looks pretty damn good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:22, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:28, archived)
# :D
when i saw it, i lol'd
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:03, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)
# ah fuck off, that's gayer than twilight
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:34, archived)
# *rides around on magical flying pony*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:56, archived)

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