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[challenge entry] i don't know why they airbrushed it out of the original.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:59, archived)
# nah, he's just happy to see you :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Bitch.
*click*
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Colonial Sausage
I don't know how this happened, it just did.

(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:52, archived)
# :o)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Tastiest of all the artists
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:33, archived)
# My dentist has a poster in the torture chamber
featuring loads of Toulouse-Letrec's advertising posters. Yes, they're iconic and distinctly Parisian and you can buy postcards of them in every souvenir shop... but they're still overrated and a bit crap.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# my first dentist (when i was a wee fella) had toulouse lautrec wallpaper
He was an evil c* * t
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:37, archived)
# A little bit on toapic for me.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:45, archived)
# you shouldn't judge a nonce by his cover

(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:57, archived)
# Indeed, judge them by their original compositions
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:15, archived)
# Driving round FNQ was fun - there were posters for Katter's party everywhere.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] i never get invited to these parties... or any parties for that matter...
on a lighter note:
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# I think you wanted Reddit
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't wait to see the "build your own" version
Produced by Deagostini, distributed by Tesco.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:20, archived)
# BIGGAR!
{:-)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:24, archived)
# you sure?
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:28, archived)
# I reckon this proves no Mods are present.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:53, archived)
# mods schmods
238KB of hugeness :D
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:12, archived)
# that is some large scale spanging
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:59, archived)
# it was necessary
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] good gawd - its full of spang
and it stays huge at all scales. well done that man

in fact , it's so huge, have a sausage

(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 4:27, archived)
# why, thankyou, mr oizo :D
choon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
edit: 1:53 ahaha. love that tune, forgot the video :D
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 4:53, archived)
# and now, in association with nothing in particular... disembodied cat head IN SPAAACE!

"...it goes on forever..."
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 5:48, archived)
# another, for no reason other than "i'm awake"

goes well with 'piranha' by the prodigy (as does the spang gif above)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad3Z4CAUhLs&list=AL94UKMTqg-9Ay21HaPbLN6trBKpdXOBie
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 6:23, archived)
# Puntasmagorical!
'click'
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:23, archived)
# yay, woo...oh wait...was that you clicking Ignore 2.0? :(
I'll get my coat, hat, scarf, and ticket to spangland ....
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:33, archived)
# Can't see your reply.
Edit: I'm off now bye.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:54, archived)
# Me likey!
NOT ENOUGH PUNNAGE!!!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] How Ian Anderson gets a snack mid-gig.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Pfffft!
"Snack-in-the-Green"!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:41, archived)
# 'sitting on a pork bench...'
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)
# such a fucking excellent song
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:37, archived)
# "Sossity, You're A Woman."
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
# "Toad In The Hole."
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:49, archived)
# haha
"Life's a Long Sausage"
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:56, archived)
# *chuckles*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:58, archived)
# "Banger's Farm"
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:02, archived)
# *repeats chuckle in a higher register*
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# piperami
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Go on drop it
drop it in the bath.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Banger *


* Saucissons.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Its a terrorwurst!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Is it a member of Al-Chorizo?
HA HA HA, DIE ENGLANDER HAS MADE ZE JOKE, JA?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:20, archived)
# He's been linked to the Talibangers.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:27, archived)
# He's a Stewicide Banger!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] MMM, a juicy jihad :D

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)
# That dog looks like Walter Matthau
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:20, archived)
# funny, i think someone else said that last time i posted it
Aug 21, 2009 01:29
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Was it me?
Im getting deja vu, too...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)
# I hate lots of things beginning with D.....
dyslexia and uv jade particularly
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] i don't know...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] chevron!
edit: maybe I should hit F5 more often...

here, have this instead:

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)
# the win
is strong in this one - woo yeah!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
# How bears get into drag parties
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:02, archived)
# bear head?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:19, archived)
# The nominations for "Strangest Thread of 2013" are as follows.............
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)
# with the arrival of entrant number 2 it could just about go anywhere...
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:04, archived)
# when Moggy says "bear" and "head"
you know it's The Yiff Shift
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# if he's eating, he's not singing
eating gagging on a quorn penis
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:10, archived)
# are you sure
that's a sausage?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# doubtful, unless its a Quorn one
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:18, archived)
# even Quorn looks
slightly more appetising :/
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Beetroot sausage?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)
# I think its some sort of plastic 'novelty sausage'
with a sucker on the bottom of it - for display purposes
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Ah, with a nice wide base so it doesn't fall over.
Edit: It could be a remote control.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oqnSSCHXWY
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# That is both brilliant and rubbish at the same time
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
# You should see the other products, utter nonsense.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)
# On a stick?


pearoast so I won't put it in the challenge
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# for some reason I was just imagining the horror
on the faces of the Time Team crew...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
# :D
horror beards
ah, shit. now i've got a semi-on
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Mmm, semillon
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:56, archived)
# semolina?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:01, archived)
# i hardly know her
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:28, archived)
# 404: FUCK not found
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# 480: FUCK found
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:10, archived)
# put the volume to just over three quarters!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# NO WAY!
"Knightmare's" on in a minute and tea's ready!

P.S. Stick around! Why be a lurker?!!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:44, archived)
# I'm all ideas and no talent
so by the time I've botched something together on paint usually someone has done it better or faster

*I still blame using a right handed mouse
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Naaaahh! Just do it!
Some people even like crap stuff! Just look at the success of "Fifty Shades of Grey"!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:56, archived)
# I remember back when this was all art...
and cliques. Lots of cliques!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:06, archived)
# where are the bodies hidden?
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:07, archived)
# i got bored halfway through that book
take out all the sex, and it reads like something smashed together by barbara cartland's cleaning lady
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:21, archived)
# It started out as Twilight fan fiction.
True fact. It explains a hell of a lot.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# needs more lizard
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# better?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)
# absolutely
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:10, archived)
# windows fuxp
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Yay!! Lizards!!
sneaky fuck :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:29, archived)
# chunder made me do it
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# FUCKDALE!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)
# nice :D
needs more FUCK
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Silly Boris. Lizard is not bird.
Lizard is what bird used to be before they were bird. Novice mistake, Boris.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:16, archived)
# it's almost a rainbow dinosaur
it's like boris knew you were coming
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:23, archived)
# No greens or reds, pretty amatuerish rainbowing :(
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:44, archived)
# almost. i did say almost.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:23, archived)
# British Bangers...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get my coat...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Ya can't beat an Irish Saws Edge...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Cutting Edge humour?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:21, archived)
# ouch!!
so it's without chew, then...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] o/ yay!
sadly not so well respected elsewhere :(
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# "FORKWARD! CHARGE!"
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# always well grilled in the army
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# The way to a man's heart
is through his stomach.

vis a vis a bayonet
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 3:44, archived)
# yomp: the space between your face and the enemy's base
:D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
# " Do you know, from the moment you walked in, I knew you were a military man."
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)
# I could see you were a Turd of distinction!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:58, archived)
# 2 minute break from database work :[
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
I like this
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# :D haha
14 knots
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)
# hahahaha
'I'M. THE. KING. OF. THE. WOOORLD.'
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
# also:
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Loose lips,
sink ship's. Fact
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Me
too
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Haha inspired
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:40, archived)
# Photoshopped pics only please.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Handy banger
Quick and dirty

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Nice :)
That Nick Knowles is a prick though. I'm trying to punt this to the BBC:
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] seams alright to me
:D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:13, archived)
# I've been having a go at face swaps.

Ironically, I think the right-hand side looks better than the left.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:47, archived)
# ohhh nice =))
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:54, archived)
# left, right, they're all the same.
and we've all been fucked longtime
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:28, archived)
# We have.
You can go back to Thatcher or as far back as you like for that matter.
IMHO, the left / right are largely broad, ill-defined constructs, handy for the powers that be, as a crude division that encourages the proles to fight amongst themselves.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:33, archived)
# this ^^^
two party systems are not so much about left / right as they have the proles believe but more a case of

T (L)
O ======) BOTTOM *we are here
P (R)


(can i compo this as an ascii sausage ?)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:41, archived)
# add three pubes each side
and call it finished :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# aye
as i ponder it further, i must shop it. it will be an infographic
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# this graph depresses me:
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Ah yes, that's a good site.
Though depressing as you say.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 6:28, archived)
# Absolutely
top hole.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
# That...
...is superbly done ! (Clicks)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Horrorshow!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:42, archived)
# why has this not been FP'd?
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:32, archived)
# shit, it's not even on the popular page...
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:16, archived)
# I'm guessing either:
a) It's shit, or
b) most people are politically polarised, and so disagree with the sentiment.

I really hope it's (a), but sadly I suspect it's both.

Edit: Oh, I've worked it out - It's (c) - Hardly anybody gets the film reference because they're all too wet behind the ears. Yay, I'm happy again ;)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 6:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Chronic.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
# love the text :D
16 bit - needs an 'e'
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
# I saw this picture of a mushroom cloud...

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# so that's how mcdonalds fry their 'food'
:D nice
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Its a playstation advert.
Its meant to look like a clown
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Is this true?
That is depressing.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
# It truly is, I clicked "I like this".
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# It is?
Bugger.

..there's some sick people out there. Ah well, nice to know I'm one of them.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:52, archived)
# you got the name of the bomb right :D
i had to check wikipedia, i thought it was 'fat boy'
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Alas, philbo - you were meant to see it, because it's actually a PS3 ad for Twisted Metal.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Bothers me, seeing this photo and people thinking it's real.
It's clearly 'shopped to look like a clown.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# No. No it isn't. It's not the Nagasaki explosion. That had more visible atmospheric cloud.
That is an ad agency's photoshop job you've nicked there, and everybody knows it.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:32, archived)
# hmm, that source looks familiar: the 50 megaton fuckblast
that source looks familiar: the 50 megaton fuckblast
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:11, archived)
# I can see the flames of fuck
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# the FUCK of war
:D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:26, archived)
# ATOMIC FUCK
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:25, archived)
#
We face a wierd future where it's hard for historians to get a grip on ANYTHING they study as all images are edited, re-captioned, photoshopped, attributed to different people, spread across facebook with innacurate stories....
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Pixelwaste Productions presents...


My first post using CS2 - it's difficult compared to Elements 6.0

EDIT: Looks like I should use it more often!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)
# did you just knock that up since posting the subject line!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:50, archived)
# No repost from a long time ago.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)
# 'Cos it looks like it
 
...'s skillo and took ages. :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
# \o/
'click'
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# My God. It's full of fuck.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:58, archived)
# haha
Lorne sausage wins

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# stupid Scottish square sausage
I spent ages looking for a decent source image and eventually found this catering 'sausage block'
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)
# you used 'stupid' and 'scottish' in the same sentence
this might get messy... ;)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# I might get battered
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] hooray
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)
# haha!
I assume he's told them all that they are beef sausages
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# No, that was the joke.
How they must have laughed.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# I hope they never found out.
They'd have crucified him
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Christ almighty.
It's a miracle he got away with it.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# fuck you sausages sound tasty
i'll take... *checks change* two.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] nosh on
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Hah!
This is great!
In the interest of not posting over this with a pea, Here's another film-related one, that missed the original sausage compo by about 20 minutes.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Objects in mirror are tastier than they appear
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Delicious.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
# My God, it's full of lips and rectums!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:23, archived)
# It was worth it.
That's fucking excellent.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# haha
cheers SBF
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# WOW
just wow. inspiration AND skills.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# *beams*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Brilliant!
Just brilliant.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 6:39, archived)
# I'm never cetain if people will comprehend my nonsense
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:03, archived)
# Nice one Gruffi!!
*click* and congrats on the FP mate :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:06, archived)
# cheers, Ninj!
I now average more than one a year!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:36, archived)
# This is my favourite entry to the sausages 2 competition.
*clicks*
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 8:26, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Careful with the hammer, Confuci....

.. too late!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:17, archived)

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