obamaramalamadingdong
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 4:13,
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mmm chicks wif dix
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 4:36,
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ZOMFGsometimes, the thinks your brain comes up with cause me fear
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OneOfSome,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:09,
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you broke my headwith your twirling and your counter-twirling and the rotatings
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Sat 26 Jan 2013, 4:42,
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Aaargh my borked brain STOP IT ALL OF YOU!!
*don't stop
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 13:04,
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^this Enough of these, they immediately make me go elsewhere
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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Holy Chin-Length Batman!
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 0:03,
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Top gayshifting!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:21,
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Brucie's chin in BBC sex abuse scandalMy imagination or has it got much busier round here lately?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:20,
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Wondered where the snoring was coming from. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:27,
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Looks like people are making an effort after the lull. edit: Even I've bothered to post stuff.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:39,
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this just looks wrong
i was going to add the hair and everything, but it was making me ill
OH MAN 3 MINUTES AND NO REPLIES FUCK YOU ALL
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:44,
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mmnngghhh...
must try harder.. now do unconscious co-pilates
maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:54,
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haha"are you still troubled by the klingons, captain pickarse?"
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Sat 26 Jan 2013, 2:29,
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sainsburys?what's wrong with you man?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 2:44,
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i saw this when u first posted it, but couldn't reply until just nao, because I was ROFLMAO for hours PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 3:45,
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Thanks Pedro.I'm working on a joke about Fall Fashions too. I'll post it later.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 3:59,
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shit shit shit
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 4:08,
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It's good, but it's no fall fashions
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 6:07,
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richard may?ah, no, ninja hammond :D
also, needs more lens flare ;)
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Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:36,
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also, needs more lens flare ;)
it happens :Dit's a nice series, email them to top gear, they'd probably love them
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Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:46,
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reminds me of Jean Michelle Jarre
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:37,
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Is it bad that I thought this was Richard Madeley for a second?I even posted a link to that bit from Jam and everything. :(
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:37,
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hahahamock the week was never really the same after he left
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:49,
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got fuck?
spotify:track:5u1OlGChiwTFL2rliPOZCT (Take Me To The Hospital by Prodigy)
spotify:track:48DGzfvR2aWuAHcGfjFjEb (Oh by Ciara)
spotify:track:72pmSy3MmImELUOK9Zysbw (The Fly by U2)
spotify:track:5vJikgNmv6dWL47WnX2E7t (Mercy Seat by Ultra Vivid Scene)
spotify:track:1UohulVK1B20MMaGYpJmic (Out Of Touch (Radio Edit) by Uniting Nations)
spotify:track:2A6Q7TVTIfzo3Bb4T2J9yw (U.N.K.L.E. Main Title Theme by UNKLE)
spotify:track:4jxpysTW5YvJvXgk6Hvihn (Michelle Plays Ping Pong - Original Version by Daisy Daisy)
spotify:track:7dVU4NlWgArY1MifiTevJe (Fools Gold by The Stone Roses)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:03,
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That is terrifyingly simian Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:23,
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Oh man, that looked very wrong for a split second. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:25,
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I know someone who went to that show.Said it was the most depressingly funny thing he'd seen in his life.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:38,
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His curiosity will get him into trouble some day
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:35,
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i still love this :Dbut i still can't see this:
b3ta.com/board/10912267
(,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:45,
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b3ta.com/board/10912267
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sausages 2"){kind=small}
What Sith?Nobody likes a showoff Darth.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:32,
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You must go to the Snagobah system.Take my Fry Fighter - it's a bit of a banger, so try not to mash it.
( Captain Howdy,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:40,
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Oof! Crash, bang and indeed wallop, Sir!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:44,
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Quite an improvement, would look even better without the pubes. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:15,
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t shirt design - work in progress
to raise money for our local hospice..
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:14,
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thunder, thunder, thunder transformers Ho! HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:23,
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By the power of a half shell
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:28,
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Truly a thing of beauty.Made me snort/giggle.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:24,
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I didn't know robot lionmen required hospicesI fully support them though.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:34,
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That playing surface needs a look...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:37,
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needs thumbsor they'll be dropping most of their passes or impaling the ball on their claws.
apart from that top work.
(apart from that top work.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 23:17,
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4EVVA R RTZ, LNGz n LVRz^always loved this gif :D
edit you should have an award for it really
(edit you should have an award for it really
maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:09,
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Rolf photographed in Animal Hospital's Burn's Unit?
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Flash_Bastard,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:59,
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Didn't he write his name in the snow before he went? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:19,
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Possibly the last recorded sighting.(good track)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:40,
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that proper cracked me up :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 23:24,
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Happy Haggis Day everybodygot a live one here !
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:37,
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someone's given him one hell of a smile O_o
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:15,
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Can you guess what it was yet? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:25,
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hahawrinkly sausage-jockey!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:15,
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come on, if I have to reduce my colour palette and resize my Saustrage to shit to get it under 400k like the FAQ says then you can too HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:29,
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haha, my gif fucker lied! it should have fucked it up by another 1.72kb :D fixed
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:41,
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As a long serving member...of this establishment, I am proud to say I know fuck all about compliance to said requirements. I would most certainly comply if I could but I find I am illiterate to such matters, so, in short I could't give a fuck.
( Flash_Bastard,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:42,
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:Dit looks a bit fishy too
back to using track pad for while
(back to using track pad for while
maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:55,
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hah, I thought that was Clare Balding.Couldn't work out the bit with the chefs...
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barnesy,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:26,
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He's gonna pork someone!Mind if I pea this here?
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:50,
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The middle one did good!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:52,
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sik 'em boy!*voms*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:59,
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woo! chainsausage!Yummers.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:51,
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do you mind!*zips up*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:59,
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Is that a Michael Winner drawing I spy? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:58,
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my eyes! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 18:00,
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Pah! staying at Travelodge is much more terrifying Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 18:38,
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www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition
((2D Version [small] )) , ((2D Version [big] ))
spotify:track:0LQxi2Nedjf0cg1rZGIH0n (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
spotify:track:5KUytH3VG7o3FgGrWb9JO7 (Now I'm Here (Live) by Queen)
spotify:track:7dVU4NlWgArY1MifiTevJe (Fools Gold by The Stone Roses)
spotify:track:6juIzbXd7ERNLhYCcOpi7u (Check Yo Self by Ice Cube)
spotify:track:52JyHLUiugFECIYBWM2qdh (No Love by Eminem)
spotify:track:2ZwLnvDRx0f32sxnp3zJJB (Bagpipes From Baghdad by Eminem)
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by Prodigy)
spotify:track:4wZOmbYApgoF2zD9IHznDD (Voulez-Vous by Abba)
spotify:track:3m1JFLpKLYgMi1jf6Bu16P (Let Forever Be by The Chemical Brothers)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:20,
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Tonight's episode of Ancient Aliens : Aliens and Fried FoodWas the Full Scottish Breakfast directly inspired by sightings of strange lights in the sky in January 1854 in Stoneybridge? Was the bacon roll introduced to Earth by grey aliens who complained about the cuisine? Was the deep-fried Mars Bar secret given to humans by evil aliens who want to control Earth's population?
Is this even possible? YES IT IS.
(Is this even possible? YES IT IS.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:43,
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I think SyFy's one is hilarious.Particularly the ADHD lead-guy's accent.
"Local fishermen reported seeing sum sorda akwodik beast in the wodder".
("Local fishermen reported seeing sum sorda akwodik beast in the wodder".
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 18:41,
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*drops trousers in preperation for a probin'* ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:45,
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i've been sitting here waiting for Ceiling Sausage's returnI rejoice!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 3:52,
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mister... lives next door...what's the comic strip? this should be the poster, whatever it is
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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that's the onenot sure how relevant it actually is - just what popped in me head at the time
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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Probably my favourite Comic Strip."Never ever bloody anything ever."
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:04,
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So many greats, but 'The Strike' wins my top prize.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:33,
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Iwant you to take out Nicholas Parsons.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 18:40,
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"ANOTHER traditional old English pub!"
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:20,
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Yay!I, for one, hail our new sausage overlords
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:39,
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What they lack in size, they make up for in mentalness and pretty parades where everyone does stuff in unison
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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Also, Golden Bummed Ding-a-likes.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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"One teacher", Whitehouse wrote to the BBC's Director General, "told us of how she found a class of small boys with their trousers undone, singing the song and giving it the indecent interpretation which – in spite of all the hullabaloo – is so obvious … We trust you will agree with us that it is no part of the function of the BBC to be the vehicle of songs which stimulate this kind of behaviour – indeed quite the reverse."
:O
(:O
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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oh god.that pun was so basic, it took me a while to work it out
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:27,
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never underestimate a country that can mobilize so many soldiers so preciselyand is crazy enough to demand the public cry whenever they see their leader
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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What would happen to the morale of the NK army if they left their borders and suddenly found that their leaders had been keeping them in the dark on.....well, everything?They could take the south easy as pie, but things would fall apart internally just MONTHS later, I'm sure.
(
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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NK defectors to SK go to a special school(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:43,
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are they still looking for you? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:25,
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They'd all be like Johnny 5 when he escapes from NOVAHe's technically a killing machine, but the wide open world (and a lightning bolt and Ally Sheedy) makes him realise that he's got more to live for.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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If Hollywood say it will have a happy ending, then it must be true! :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:45,
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Yes, fear the North Koreans......and their arms of +10 Longness.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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johnny 5 is alive in a martini glass? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 18:14,
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This is rather lovely :)
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Sat 26 Jan 2013, 0:02,
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*I like Chinese! They only come up to your knees!*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:22,
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And they're cute and they're cuddly and they're eager to please?
edit:eager ready. Possibly
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FridgeBadger,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:43,
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"c mon ahead ya fanny"I know that stance! :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:23,
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No Plan B presents
Eton Manors
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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Arf!Is the original movie worth watching? I'm not a big fan of R'n'B
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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Few people are big fans of rape n' buggery taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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No idea Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:25,
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not seen itI can only take Plan B in small doses
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:26,
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it has similar side effects Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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How do you feel about satirical photoshopping? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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IT'S FANTASTIC!as I'm just about to type over there...
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:48,
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I like this!very satirical!
very photoshopped!
;D
(very photoshopped!
;D
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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![((2D Version [small] ))](http://www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/clu_swayze_gravy_chunder_mit_odos_bucket_small.jpg){kind=link}
![((2D Version [big] ))](http://www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/clu_swayze_gravy_chunder_mit_odos_bucket_big_blank.jpg){kind=link}
Jesus, I'm not putting those on here.One of these nutcases might reply.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:24,
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/talk doesn't like me, but /links think I'm charming
Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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links are just trying to lull you into a false sense of security.get out while you still can.
run.
(run.
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:00,
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i don't think /talk like anyoneespecially anyone on /talk
oh, i geddit. links, as in sausage links.
or maybe i have the wrong end of the stick:
(,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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oh, i geddit. links, as in sausage links.
or maybe i have the wrong end of the stick:
am I the only one to make the /links = sausages connection?
( Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:27,
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until you posted that, yescue lots of golf/zelda/cuff links pics
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Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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She could blow my sausage etc etc.................Nicely
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:58,
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