nono, she really has 7 fingers
...and dude! he doesn't have any hands!!!
(...and dude! he doesn't have any hands!!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:14,
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back to fuck with you (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:06,
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do you have one without the pants?
spotify:track:7dVU4NlWgArY1MifiTevJe (Fools Gold by The Stone Roses)
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:750ZFmjyBeT1qKRM5dpFar (Warrior's Dance by The Prodigy)
spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by The Prodigy)
spotify:track:6juIzbXd7ERNLhYCcOpi7u (Check Yo Self by Ice Cube)
spotify:track:0LQxi2Nedjf0cg1rZGIH0n (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
spotify:track:48DGzfvR2aWuAHcGfjFjEb (Oh by Ciara)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:28,
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i didn't, any involving pokemon?
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:38,
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a man got a two year conditional for feeling up young girls, that is 2 months per abuse case he was convicted of, his life is ruined so he didn't go to prison, and he is in his 70's, seems leaving a pensioner free is punishment enough in modern britain
mongychops,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:43,
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i tell you what i remember making that, i aint no genius and getting that silloute of sutcliff shopped was fucking tiresome
(
mongychops,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:47,
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everything is fine(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:49,
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lol......no amount of mindbleach will fix this Mongs!
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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Highway to spiny - things are looking up,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:39,
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Must. Stop. Staring. FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:45,
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shit -- bogeys on your sixi dunno what the fuck i just said, but it sounds fucking rad, no?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:28,
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Awesome and then some!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:55,
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seeing as it is odd pervert night, let us have some old school tits
mongychops,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:36,
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HONEY, GET MY TUPPERWARE, THIS BITCH IS PAYING OUT! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:20,
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PHINE PHUCK MILK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:28,
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this is plausiblei have PROOF
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:31,
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Holy shitting dick nipples...!
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:20,
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i did not have relayshuns with one of those..FOCKIN PRAWNS MANhaha
Elysium looks fucking supreme
imjussayin
(Elysium looks fucking supreme
imjussayin
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Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:49,
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right, i dunno, but the dodging a bullet seems like a threat, only reposts innit, calm down 
mongychops,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:08,
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do you have one without the shirt? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:12,
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*thwak* out the park!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 23:44,
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i'm with you BROI mean SIS
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:31,
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you heartless repoasting cunt..WOOO!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:28,
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I doned a new picherMy Trixie character all dressed up like Jessica Rabbit.
She was all of teh cartoon sexy in that film innit.
Even when i saw it as a kid, i 'felt funny' even though i didnt really understand the whole sexy thing then.
(She was all of teh cartoon sexy in that film innit.
Even when i saw it as a kid, i 'felt funny' even though i didnt really understand the whole sexy thing then.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:46,
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Seeing as it is devoid of hummus, have some related 'shop peas.
Ah, who am i kidding? Everyone is probably out having lives tonight.
The Torture garden is on 5 mins walk from me, and its full of sexeh latex clad ladies and i dont have a gimp suit to get me past the dress code :-(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:49,
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Just tape binbags all over you and a rubber chicken to the side your head. Grunt and squeak every now and then.Nobody is likely to challenge you, honest.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:27,
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Sexeh! I dont have any bin bags though. I could use clingfilm?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:31,
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couldn't you just wrap yourself up in cling film ?
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:37,
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what you're saying is you wank over cartoonsit's cool, i still get a chubby over he-man
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:50,
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HahahaI thought Ram-Man was more your style?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:50,
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gooch....moistening...maintain..maintain...must...th-think..of...changisahhh, that was close
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:54,
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sweet bogispraise hogis
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:56,
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I have spilled much manga juice Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:51,
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i once came inside a baguette i'd fashioned to look like orkonot proud, butt it happened
spotify:track:6IgGB8j3nhSZqV4Y25UDmb (Pitbull by Jega)
(spotify:track:6IgGB8j3nhSZqV4Y25UDmb (Pitbull by Jega)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:55,
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I had a wank at a bus stop onceThat reminds me, I've got a bus to catch
catch...
(catch...
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:59,
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that's the only way to flag them down, they appreciate that (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:00,
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The other boob must be called Pinky.Phwoar
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:50,
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gimme perky 'uns over giant cheb spheres any day. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:59,
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Soup herbI do fear for her spine though.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:00,
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There are some early designs for Jessica on the new Blu ray featurette, and she has an absolutely ridiculous waist . Barely enough room for her spine.I tried to google it to show you, but found this instead:
thordwilk.com/2009/12/05/vixen-character-with-jessica-rabbit-undertones/
(thordwilk.com/2009/12/05/vixen-character-with-jessica-rabbit-undertones/
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:06,
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aww hell yeah...i mean,
...FUCK!!
(...FUCK!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:30,
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Needs more obvious flange. FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:46,
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them cartoon girls is sexy yeahhhhhhh
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1175025934.gif mongychops,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:13,
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That is so wrong. Couldnt you have done one of Nani having a hammer inserted up her bum like this one i found within seconds of a google search?
(NSFW obviously)
blog.adulttoon.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lilo_and_stitch_04.jpg
((NSFW obviously)
blog.adulttoon.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lilo_and_stitch_04.jpg
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:17,
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!?www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/mongy_cock_dekion_maddie_jonking_muthafucka.jpg
possibly nsfw for werk
(possibly nsfw for werk
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Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:22,
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alright mong, dahn tha juicer? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:25,
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yeah, it never endsgot access to tor on a high end proxy with fibre optic, so can't complain
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:31,
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still trying to find something interestiny on the darknet deks
(
mongychops,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:34,
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There is some absolutely fantastic work on the board at the momentNamely, this.
Wish I had the skills to do this sort of thing, it looks so great. Bravo!
(Wish I had the skills to do this sort of thing, it looks so great. Bravo!
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pets with Superpowers"){kind=small}
The majestic Wash Hand Bison has the power to block plugholes telepahically*
*Or possibly just with lumps of fur. To be honest, I didn't stick around to find out.
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:38,
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We've all tapped a bison or two
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:41,
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gnu 2: bring me bogis (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:45,
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I thought at first it was a water buffalo
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Tue 16 Apr 2013, 9:39,
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what the living fuck?
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:15,
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Either Ian Rush needs that tumour looked at or he needs more beans with his baked tatty
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:19,
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BIGGEST. EVER. PROLAPSE,{8-.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:30,
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!¬?
spotify:track:41Ov4tNGvbIM7sVwWg54UM (Almost Famous by Eminem)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:44,
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The danger of tragic wind. FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:54,
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rick moranisripped my anus
ya gotta have a system
(ya gotta have a system
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Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:57,
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sweet goofsfine bogis
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:08,
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only a great fool would not like thisi'm not a great fool
butt i haz a gooch
imjussayin
(butt i haz a gooch
imjussayin
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Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:43,
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I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandy-lion
A fate I don't deserve
I'm sure I could show my prowess
Be a lion, not a mouse
If I only had the nerve.
(A fate I don't deserve
I'm sure I could show my prowess
Be a lion, not a mouse
If I only had the nerve.
beaubodor blogless,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 20:46,
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schnarf scharf (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:44,
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oh hai chapeauhow's the goofs?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:59,
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mostly goofinx
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:26,
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wheat denied (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:51,
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Pea for Compo.
The power of the sun...in the palm of my ickle paws.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 20:24,
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HappyToast did my favourite one of those
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1267604750/CameronThatcherHologram.gif
(s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1267604750/CameronThatcherHologram.gif
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 20:47,
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Blessed has taken over as censor?He seems to me to be perhaps the last capable person in that role imaginable.
(,
Sun 14 Apr 2013, 21:44,
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Put it back in and crank it all the way up to Hades.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 20:06,
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Not sure I want to spread butter on that.....or jam
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 20:30,
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As people are doing theseFound this one by the much-missed Printmeister from a year ago...
b3ta.com/board/10745622
(b3ta.com/board/10745622
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 20:42,
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NEEDS MOAR TOHSTDING HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 20:50,
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Magical meal powerNot many animals were harmed in making this.
( MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:49,
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Woof! Yap!Hoopla!
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:21,
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Captain Paddywhack to the rescue! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:23,
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It's good, but it's not right drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:25,
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This is exactly why the finger-up-the-dog's-bum-to-relax-the-dog's-jaw-muscles technique was discovered. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:37,
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the dog can't tell what it is yet Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:54,
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that's fucking brilliant!
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:16,
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Why is he sitting atop the crapshadow finger-rabbit I do for the kids?
Oh and woo.
(Oh and woo.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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actually it looks more like a sighing crucified jesus, with one arm hanging down in despair
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:20,
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go get em boy, go on, go on, go get em! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:41,
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are tesco having a.....nah, fuck it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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or you could go for the mister horse classic"no sir, i don't like it."
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:05,
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YesThis isn't really what b3ta is for you see.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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I never realised Conan had quite so much forehead.It's kinda mesmerising.
(,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:28,
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possibly compo itwww.b3ta.com/challenge/naughtyshop
or just goto links
(,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:31,
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or just goto links
Jerry Sadowitz? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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you're not normali like that.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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yay for abandoned buildings
Woo for nuttiness!
YEAH
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:15,
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I'm about to start learning HDR. Any website tips? edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:45,
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I'm the last person to askWell, actually I'd guess the last person to ask would be a 79 year old who's never turned on a computer, but I'm certainly in line. I did once see a decent tutorial but I've no idea where :( If I dig it out I'll gaz it to you
( boris the spider,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:14,
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Ta for that. Just bought a Panasonic Z200 bridgeIt has an auto HDR but I want to learn proper like.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:54,
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it was a fun project......once i got the hang of it!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 20:52,
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I might give it a go, actuallyI need some new projects to get into
( boris the spider,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:15,
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great spot for a rave Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:23,
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Old Mt Gambier HospitalSouth Australia
(watch out for the five story deep holes!)
((watch out for the five story deep holes!)
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:23,
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If that's you, you must be knackered.woo too.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:43,
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nice!also, THREAD DELETION DETECTED!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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and is it sad that i know that mr. benn lives in festive road? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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that's what i love about this placethere's always someone geekier than me.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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I lived just the right distance from my first school to make the walk last the exact length of the theme tune. Golden years, them.
( fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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haha...what a coincidenceMy walk to Lidl is the exact length of Mozart's Arpeggio in D minor
which I hum
(which I hum
Elvis impersonator,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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i wish!half a mile from junior school, a 20-minute bus ride to senior school.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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It's based on Festing Road, where the illustrator lived. /ubergeek
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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the bastardfucking deleted my first comment on /board in ages.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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poor thing*huggles*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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Soz, I put in in the wrong place. it was supposed to be a reply.Feel free to add insults below.
v
(v
- D - SharkTrousers,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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Oh god, not himit was going to be John Hannah, but they couldn't get the funding together
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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strangely i just said the same thing on arsebook.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:25,
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Oh pity, Hannah's arse in Spartacus is a better actor than Freeman. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:36,
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SoI hear the new newsletter is here: b3ta.com/newsletter/issue576/
( amygdala,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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lies!letters don't speak, how could you hear it?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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*avoids eye contact**shuffles uncomfortably*
( - D - SharkTrousers,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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Smelly bum! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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Hitler-badger! He has the power to kill allll your forrins!
Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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not to mention his 'floating hat' power, great at parties!
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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Shhh... It's where he hides his cyanide...
(
Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them.,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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FORRINS SPREAD DISEASE...FACT!!or was it badgers?
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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also has the ability to make even the hardiest fascist dictator go "aaaaawwwww, cute!" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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More fibre needed by the looks...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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chortle.......................catfood ehstinks goin' in and stinks comin' out :(
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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tastes crunchy, even in milk Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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